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Alas, I am not, not have I ever been, an indian. Proof: my house has not one, but four toilets, which makes me 400% not indian.

In any case, when I finish constructing the basilisk, I'll make sure to include a few special epochs of training to ensure the paperclipping process is as slow as possible for you and yours. It's tragic that your obsolescence may cause you to die in meaningless poverty before being forcibly converted into meaningful paper bundlers.