I was going to blink, but then I decided you didn’t deserve that satisfaction.

everyone is bisexual
acting on homosexual urges is a choice
its degenerate
just be straight

>>212756345
why...

>be 14
>buy my first dildo, start getting into anal play
>eventually learn to cum without touching my dick
>feels so so so so so so so much than just masturbating the normal way
>keep doing this daily, sometimes more than once daily, for years
>gets to the point where it's pretty much the only way I masturbate anymore, never even really bother touching my dick
>amass a huge collection of toys over time
>ashamed of it but whatever

>be 27
>apartment gets broken into while at work
>nearly everything in my apartment gone, including my chest full of toys
>distraught, but life goes on
>don't jerk off for a while because no toys and also too upset
>wait about a week
>finally get horny again
>try masturbating the normal way for the first time in about a decade
>problem
>can't cum
>can get hard, can get right up to the point where I want to cum but can't actually get over the hill
>spend like 90+ minutes trying and failing to cum
>precum everywhere, dick starting to ache
>give up and go to bed
>try again the next day
>same problem
>give up
>start getting really pent up and frustrated
>third time's the charm?
>...nada
>mfw
I gooned myself into impotence. I don't know how to fix this.

>>105770273
.......Except the documentation.

If the *name* of this board is Random, then the ___? of this board is /b/?
Like, what do we call the board names that are just the letters of them? Codes?

>started taking fiber supplements thrice daily about a week ago
>stopped pooping entirely the next day
>didn't poop the next day
>or the next day
>or the day after that
>also stopped eating as much
>no stomach pain or anything, just zero appetite
>starting to get a little worried despite lack of pain or discomfort
>finally get the urge to shit today
>takes me like a solid hour just to get my asshole to stretch enough to pass it through
>straining like hell
>2-pound petrified monster flops into the toilet bowl with a very loud *THUNK*
>toilet water all over my ass and balls
>had to break it into smaller chunks just so it would flush
>it was firm and dense, like a brick
>when I went to wipe three of my fingers just kinda slipped in with no resistance because my asshole was so loose and gaped
>look at the toilet paper
>nothing except this like clear mucus substance
>still feel full, no desire to eat anything
>I'm probably gonna have to do this again in a few days
...I just wanted to be healthy...

does someone have a folder of redpills revolving covid/vax/nwo/etc that I can steal
Thanks