>I am okay with paying Eighty US Dollars for a game that looks like it came out eight years ago despite other full-price games dropping steeply in price in less than four years
>I am okay with paying Seventy US Dollars for a game that DID come out eight years ago
>I am okay with paying Ten US Dollars for a game that by conventional modern metrics should be a pack-in
>I am okay with paying Ten US Dollars for an update for an eight year old game when other platforms have FREE upgrades
>I am okay with a physical button on my controller that requires a financial transaction to function after one year
>I am okay with GameCube Online finally arriving with busted stick calibration, extra input lag, and still worthless netcode
>I am okay with paying Eighty Five dollars for a controller which does not have a functioning D-pad, despite the previous iteration of said controller being updated at one point to address said D-pad issue
>I am okay with the controls that come with the console being likely to degrade in usability much like the previous generation of the same controller design
How do you look yourself in the mirror after internalizing these things, all for the sake of a brand name you were attached to in childhood? Tendies have no self-respect.