>Only 7 million units sold with no growth or sales reported for the past 3 weeks
>One game
>Mario Kart World latest update ruined the game
>Completely killed the online
>Online features are lackluster or bad
>Pro Controller is shit (Nerrel just showed all the issues in his latest video)
>No Direct
>Third party games cost more and run worse
>Donkey Kong has no mainstream interest
>No release dates for any future games aka development hell
>Nintendo prioritizing the Mario sequel and Zelda movie
Whatโs the /v/erdict?
The verdict will be concluded months to 1-2 years after all the autistic manchildren bought the no games machine
W a i t H o l U p T h e r e โ s A S w i t c h 2 N o w ? W t f ? W h o A s k e d F o r T h i s S h i t ?
>only seven million
>in a month
>that's a bad thing
that's already over 50% of the wii u's lifetime sales
>>714911408 (OP)>Mario Kart World latest update ruined the game>Completely killed the onlineNo it didn't
he's just mad no one give a single fuck about the GoY Absolute State of Play
Every single day with these seethe threads it's unreal
>>714911408 (OP)Let's predict how long it will take to surpass ps5 lifetime sales.
tick tok tick tok...
>>714911913Itโs a ragebait thread anon
Nintendo just shot themselves in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase the Switch 2 nor will they purchase Mario Kart World. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Nintendo has alienated an entire market with this move.
Nintendo, publicly apologize and stop random from working like an actual random option or you can kiss your business goodbye.
>>714911913>with no growth or sales reported for the past 3 weeks
So how long until they update course selection in private lobbies to force intermissions? It honestly seems like more people are playing on Discord lobbies than the actual worldwides right now and I can't imagine Nintendo being happy about some unofficial third parties being the hub for online.
>fastest selling console in history
>already outsold the steam deck's lifetime sales
>only 7 million units sold
>>714911408 (OP)>only 7 mi Fucking lel
>>714912837this is some stale pasta
>>714912767Between 36 and 38 months.
>>714911408 (OP)>>Only 7 million units sold with no growth or sales reported for the past 3 weeksI like how the number on this pasta keeps increasing every time I see it. I doubt it's actually done that much but it's still a funny touch.
>>714913005Depends whether you buy into the schizo theory about the update or just accept that Nintendo fixed the random button.
>>714913101I remember it from anti FF13 video (I still think that every FF13 hater look like that kid), but I don't know if that's OG or was it just a parody.
>7 million units
You're almost there, snoy
>>714913210The bug theory is some next level cope.
>>714913357I think that anon just wanted to suck some dog dicks. I mean he is a snoy.
>>714913357He as 142 mi dog dicks to suck
>>714911408 (OP)Nerrel's video was pretty based. Showed the Switch 2 is mid as fuck
>>714913398>before update random didn't select from every track>after update random selected from every trackOnly cope is you hoping that if you spam this shit in enough places then the game will suddenly flop
Have the content farms moved on yet or are they still rage bating about Switch 2
>>714911408 (OP)>only 7 million>literally the fastest selling console of all time and it hasn't even gone through one Christmas yet.It's actually going to top Sw1 sales by 2033, isn't it?
>>714913603How are real concerns rage baiting? Why do you eat shit?
>>714911408 (OP)>>714913525Cool, bro. I still don't know who you are, and I'm not watching your video.
>>714913603Bananza is out soon so we get to look forward to videos about how "woke" it is because there is a girl there or how "anti-consumer" it is because K Rool didn't show up.
>>714911408 (OP)>sales matching almost 1:1 with the Wii UOh nononononono
This shit be dead, yo
tendies are the apple fanboys of gaming
>>714913842>matchingoh no, it's retarded
>>714913603Most of the switch 2 ragebait died off, but now Mario Kart World is the target.
"tendies" don't exist, though.
>>714911408 (OP)>only 7 million>with a 150 million customer baseThat's grim
>>714913902you mean rich?
based
>>714913964Snoys are so used to having no games they don't understand that Nintendo puts out multiple games in different genres and thus creates different fanbases.
reminder that he turned on Astro Bot. Something big is coming.
Remember guys, we Nintenbros have already chosen our beautiful new era!
>>714914181what faggot retarded reddit phrase is this?
>>714914095Pretty much, there are no "tendies", there are pokeniggers, metroidfags, splatroons, zeldacucks, etc.
Snoys are the only ones that actually worship their piece of plastic rather than any games in particular.
>>714911408 (OP)>only 7 million units soldLmao. This is a parody right?
>>714914095they keep projecting how they're fans of playstation and not of the games on playstation, as the monster hunter producer said once
i mean, i don't think there's an equivalent to Pegasus Nation on the nintendo side, or that there ever has been one
>>714911408 (OP)>only 7million>on a planet with over 3 billion pajeetsHow will Nintendo ever recover?
>>714913005Lmao if you think. 22k discord is more people than the millions that bought it.
>the pajeets will all buy playstations
nintendo bros... it's over for us......
>>714911408 (OP)>MKW is mid, IGN said so>MKW online is dead, some youtube grifter said so>Pro controller is shit, some literal who said soDo anti-tendies ever think for themselves or do they just blindly agree with anyone that's against nintendo?
>>714914517Jeets were always snoys
>>714911408 (OP)>Only 7 million units sold in 1 monthOnly /v/ could turn the fastest selling console in history into a flop
>>714914256Deranged snoy keeps threatening to slit people's throat for buying the Switch 2 so somebody decided to start posting the opposite of the post he spams.
>>714914550>/v/it's a couple of mentally ill autists. and discord troons + sharty troons sometimes
So does this fucking thing have better recording than the sw1? Can I stream to youtube or twitch? There's no excuse to not have this feature if streaming to 4 friends at a time is possible.
>muh wangaem
What will the cope be when the full Year 1 lineup drops?
>>714914462Reminder that it sold close to 150k last week in Japan alone, after the update
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>>714914256educate yourself
>>714914678They'll pull the "I-It doesn't count!" cope as usual
>>714914678they'll run the same cope as always
>these don't count
>>714914678snoys quite literally don't understand the meme
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>>714911408 (OP)OP one month later
When are they just gonna dual release all first party stuff on apple store
>>714914550It's not a /v/ thing, it's a NDSfag thing. I remember people posting shit like "switch 2 selling 3.5 million units in 4 days is not impressive" on youtube I think
>>714915170Our boy could be secretly mind-controlling people.
>>714911408 (OP)Who cares? Shitendo is a brand for
>Pedophiles >Man children >Literal children >Women >Faggots and trannies >Liberals None of which are actually human. So, again, who cares?
>>714915305This but steam
ngl Nintendo's doing so well right now (and especially compated to the rest of the industry) that these bait threads are starting to get a lil ridiculous
>Whaat? The Switch 2 only had the best month for s console ever? Dooomed!
>>714915305We won and got hugged.
>>714915305Didn't a PlayStation VP get fired for being a pedo?
>>714915405PC Master Race
>Steam>Gig>Emulation >Mods>Free online>Old games, new games>Piracy Shitendo
>Bing bing WAHOO >$80 for 10 year old games>No voice chat >Cheap toy hardware>Supported by a fan base that isn't allowed with 200 feet of schools and playgroundsHmmmmmm
>>714914706And yet rooms only have three people in. Curious...
>>714915681doing an awful lot of projection there.
He just posted a Temmie thread.
>>714915795how would you know? you're too poor to buy the system because of your girlfriend.
>>714915681>PC Master Race*PC vegan
>>714915795Knockout Tour is always full so you're either lying or yapping about a game you don't even have. Which one is it anon?
>>714911408 (OP)>all the same old copes hes been spamming the past month come on where is the new cope?
dance for me, monkey
>>714911408 (OP)How? I still can't walk into a store and find one. IT took some stupid walmart deal for my sister to get one for her son. Rune factory has been fun but I'm waiting for bannanza. That better be a good game.
>>714913005I don't think this is true in the slightest. Everyone plays knockout tour. The first thing my nephew did was play that mode as well.
>>714915681Let it go, PC vegan. PC will never replace console gaming
>>714915864>>714915990Curious :)
https://reddit.com/gallery/1luaox4
>>714915681Nah I'm not poor. I have both. I just don't use my pc these days. I've been all in on the switch for a while now.
>>714916082Shut up same fagging poor nog. Vegan is one of the worst things you ps jeets and poor fags have come up with.
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have you checked out my latest controller?
>>714916135Saaar the reddit does not lie. India gamers has proof!
>>714916135>Source: Reddit
>>714916135>reddit>everyone in the comments says it's buggedyou played yourself
I'm not specifically fond of Nintendo as a company, but I love seeing the anti-Nintendo crowd lose their collective shit at their success, both here and on the rest of the internet, inventing lie after like in some hopeless crusade against them. It's been great. And it's going to last. I thrive on their impotent seethe.
>>714916146>Listening to a woman NGMI chud
>>714911408 (OP)>>Mario Kart World latest update ruined the game>>Completely killed the onlinesales went up from the week before that lol
>>714913603No one mindlessly consumes grifterslop more than snoys
>he links reddit as proof
oh I am laffing
>>714916471>>714916474saaaar you are vegan! My playstation powered by cow pssr is better than you shitch!
mario galaxy 2 + is played using mouse controls
>>714916471>>714916474Lol way to prove you're just same fagging. That's not just embarrassing. It's sad. Why did you make it your personality to hate on nintendo and pc huh jeet boy?
>>714911408 (OP)>7 millionI thought it was 5 million
>>714916262It's really funny. So many years of western publishers and journos pushing that online multiplayer/hollywood voice actors/lgbtpoc representation/photo realistic graphics are what make a good game only for silly Nintendo baby games to outsell them handily
Niggers legit get mindbroken by Nintendo's success, they act like everyone but them is saying 2+2=5
>>714916471>>714916474PC > Steam Deck > PS5 > Xbox > retro consoles > mud puddle > disfigured tranny > dirty litter box > watching paint dry > AIDS faggot > Switch
>>714916520that's nice, but I'm still getting a switch 2
>>714911408 (OP)>ONLY 7 millionHoly fucking cope
>>714916650he keeps increasing the number for whatever reason
>>714911408 (OP)What's "wrong" with the switch 2 controller? My bro got one and it's a complete improvement from the original
>>714914539They blindly agree because they're all shitlibs. My roommate does this shit, including switch 2 but retard doesn't know I can easily see that he plays my switch 2 in the living room when not home. Low IQ creatures.
>>714916136>>714916664you don't have a gaming PC and much less a steam deck lol
>>714916673No. Your mommy is getting you one. Or is it your favorite prison guard as a reward for blowing him and keep you safe from your pedo killing cellmate?
>>714916673Saaar once shitendo treats india like numbah 1 supa power I'll be able to afford nintendo switch 2!!
Dude I have 2 in my household. One for my and my younger brother. My sister just bought one for my nephew. It's not expensive and you need to stop being indian.
>>714916759Mines and oldy since I put it together just before the covid, but I have a 3080 and a just upgraded my processor to a 7600x3d. I have a nice pc. I just prefer to game on my switch. and now the switch 2
>>714916786I'm probably going to buy a pro controller as well and fantasy life i. It's going to be fun
>>714916861that's my bad, i misquoted you when i wanted to quote the faggot that you had quoted
>>714916650I think he wants to blow the number out of proportion so when the real number gets released he thinks he is setting that to be a "flop / fail", like he is playing 4D chess.
>>714916965He rules this board with an iron fist.
>>714916135So you don't have it, got it.
>>714916965would be absolutely hilarious if he got the number right
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>>714917247That's what I'm hoping
>>714915681>>Steamliteral always online DRM that killed physical ownership on PC
>but if steam goes down i can just crack my gaymsyeah, that's the point, you don't own your steam games
>>Gigthe fuck does that mean?
>>Emulation this is just admitting native PC games have no value to the point you would rather play another console's
>>Modsnot only this is admitting native vanilla PC games are not worth playing, modding has been largely dead outside bethesdaslop (and even then jeetfield is getting fuck all) and the trio of autistic simulators that is factorio, terraria and minecraft
anything outside these 4 games (5 if you want to count GTA5 i guess) only ever gets basic model/texture/sound swaps
>>Free onlineand full of cheaters despite the gorillion kernel spyware to try stop it
>>Old games, new gamesold games on PC are a shitshow to play, new games are just console ports primarily developed for said consoles
>>Piracyadmitting to not being a customer is not a good argument
>>714914678>bro put the wheelchair gameOhnononono
>>714917006was that supposed to be ironic?
Hey OP, how would you feel if Mini-Pauline got her own game, and it sold more Switch 2 units?
>>714911408 (OP)>Only 7 million units sold with no growth or sales reported for the past 3 weeksWell it could be much higher but I can't find it anywhere.
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>>714914678>What will the cope be when the full Year 1 lineup drops?The same cope that's being used now because snoys can't meme.
>>714911913Who is this negress?
>>714917450Man even their copypasta has typos in it.
It was 100% supposed to be GoG but they fat fingered an I instead of an O.
>>714917849still more games than the ps5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA
>>714916135>RedditUnironically, go back.
>>714918010I like how the switch 2 version has the guy singing on a potato microphone. It just shows that switch haters really are broke niggas
>>714911408 (OP)>a litteraly who youtube just showed stopped reading there
>>714914678>Prime 4>Year 1>When we're halfway through the year it's supposed to release and still no release date, let alone a quarter
>>714918536the snoy trying like 10 times to get some pathetic copy of ONE GAME to stick to nintendo has ben funny, especially since 5 other songs making fun of sony have been made
>>714913603>NOOOO games SHOULD be 80 dollars stop heckin RAGEBAITING
>>714912929Nintendo usually waits before giving another report on sales.
>>714919243probably arent getting another update until the next quarterly report
>>714911408 (OP)I have one but I only use it for switch 1 games at better performance really. Which is nice and all as a sequel console its really underwhelming and I've yet to see an exclusive which justifies its existence
>$80 Mario Kart
>$70 for Breath of the Wild (released 2017) Switch 2 edition
>$10 pack-in introductory game
>$10 generational upgrades
>paywalled button in one year
>busted controls in GC emulation
>busted pro controller D-pad
>sticks are very similar to joy-con 1's drifting sticks
Defend each and every one of these.
>>714912929Anon, you said 7m sold?
What do you mean no growth?
>>714919614No. Thanks for the offer however, and I'll still be buying a Switch 2.
>>714919614>$80 Mario KartVariable pricing. Not all games are $80 and MKW has a massive world.
>$70 for Breath of the Wild (released 2017) Switch 2 edition$10 upgrade if you own the Switch 1 version, or free with NSO.
>$10 pack-in introductory gameIt has replayable score-based games in it
>$10 generational upgradesThey usually add new content of some sort on top of the performance enhancements.
>paywalled button in one yearYou don't need to gamechat.
>busted controls in GC emulation>busted pro controller D-pad>sticks are very similar to joy-con 1's drifting sticksFalse.
>>714920153actually for a lot of them the performance upgrade is free its just the expansion pack stuff that costs $10-$20
>>714919614>>$80 Mario KartIt's cheaper if you buy the bundle
>>$70 for Breath of the Wild (released 2017) Switch 2 editionWho cares. Buy a used copy for less
>>$10 pack-in introductory gameShould be free but it's not worth throwing a tantrum about. Imagine seething this hard over a tech demo mini game
>>$10 generational upgrades$10 isn't a lot. You can choose to continue playing the switch 1 version if you're that broke
>>paywalled button in one yearOne of the dumbest things to complain about
>>busted controls in GC emulationNot true
>>busted pro controller D-padNot true
>>sticks are very similar to joy-con 1's drifting sticksNot true
>>714918673There were those London subway ads, remember Nintendo can and likes to sit on games even for years.
>>714920552>It's cheaper if you buy the bundleThis is a retarded argument since the bundle is always sold out and won't always be a thing
>>714920480Considering Sony lost Helldivers 2, more like no games.
>>714918702wasn't one really good form Pauline or whatever from the latest Famitsu threads?
>I am okay with paying Eighty US Dollars for a game that looks like it came out eight years ago despite other full-price games dropping steeply in price in less than four years
>I am okay with paying Seventy US Dollars for a game that DID come out eight years ago
>I am okay with paying Ten US Dollars for a game that by conventional modern metrics should be a pack-in
>I am okay with paying Ten US Dollars for an update for an eight year old game when other platforms have FREE upgrades
>I am okay with a physical button on my controller that requires a financial transaction to function after one year
>I am okay with GameCube Online finally arriving with busted stick calibration, extra input lag, and still worthless netcode
>I am okay with paying Eighty Five dollars for a controller which does not have a functioning D-pad, despite the previous iteration of said controller being updated at one point to address said D-pad issue
>I am okay with the controls that come with the console being likely to degrade in usability much like the previous generation of the same controller design
How do you look yourself in the mirror after internalizing these things, all for the sake of a brand name you were attached to in childhood? Tendies have no self-respect.
>>714920689but it has pokemon
>>714920689saaaar I do not know what a new console generation is. I still game on my ps4.
>>714920689>rewording your argument instead of countering the counter-argumentsSpineless, much?
>>714920689>snoyim is projecting againgrim
>>714920689I also forgot to mention my father bought me a PS1 after he raped my ass as a kid and bought me a game every time I let him cum inside my asshole. That's why I love Sony so much.
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I wonder if they are makign this cope because Amazon is finally selling the Swtich 2.
>>714920689How do you look yourself in the mirror after writing all this impotent seethe and posting it here for everyone to see?
>>714911576Not even the Wii U was a nogames machine, there's always at least a few good Nintendo first-party games that make it worth getting
>>714920689You'll survive
>>714920550I really hope sometime soon, maybe even this month, but I have no idea anymore. They won't have a lot of time to put out the games they say are coming this year if they wait until September to air one
>>714920596Oh I remember, they very much did it with Dread and Prime Remastered. God knows how much longer they'll do it with Prime 4
>>714920689I did not pay 80 dollars for Mario Kart, I bought the bundle, great game.
I dud not pay a single extra cent for BOTW because I'm a normal person and already had a physical copy, I also got NSO for other things, which incidentally lead to me downloading the upgrade for free
I don't care about Welcome Tour, but I'm no going to seethe and shit my pants about ten fucking dollars, I'm not being forced to buy it
Didn't read the rest of your spergout but you're one obsessed faggot
>>714921259>I did not pay 80 dollars for Mario Kart, I bought the bundleSo you paid 500 dollars for mario kart
>>714921391Could be worse. Like paying $700 for Concord.
>>714921391No, I paid 450$ for the Switch 2, which a console I wanted to buy, and the extra 50 got me Mario Kart
>>714920550in retrospect it sucks both snoy and xbone are dead in the water
there used to be hype around vidya every 2 weeks if not multiple times a week
nowadays we are just stuck waiting for the nintendo direct every few months and MAYBE the steam jp game sale to see if those games are on the switch
>>714920480I DONT KNOW WHY
I GOT A PS5 WITH NO GAMES TO BUY
>>714921391Paid $500 for a console that's going to have lots of exclusives
>>714920679Here you go, anon.
>>714920679I wonder if playing lots of video games and creativity has some kind of link, tendies are able to pump out song after song, while snoys can only do lazy edits where they swap PS5 with switch
>>714921692You used the word "tendie".
Stop falseflagging.
>>714921092I don't get this joke. Johnny isn't even real in the context of the game. How is he supposed to text like this?
>hes schizoing out and accusing random posts of "falseflagging" I guess the snoy is really rattled that European courts are setting their sights on Sony for their price increasing bullshit
>>714921391My retarded consumer brother paid extra to not get god of war with his console. They had the bundle for 420 with taxes and opted to get the regular console instead. Getting mario kart for 50$ more than a regular console isn't a bad deal if you want it.
>>714921448There was unironically someone who probably did that, and we will never know the truth.
>>714922748I know someone who bought the PS5 just go play Rebirth and even got the Collector's edition. He dropped it after the game threw one too many minigames at him and his PS5 has been collecting dust since.
>>714922915>dropped FF7 Remake because of minigameclearly he never played original FF7. This shit throws minigames at you every 10 minutes
Between the PS4 and PS5 in power.
>b
The CPU is twice as fast as the PS4 CPU, and half the speed of the PS5 CPU
The GPU is on par with the PS4, but it can use dlssop to surpass it but not beat the PS5
The storage is 10 times faster than the PS4 storage, but 10 times slower than the PS5 storage.
The available memory (9GB) is bigger than the 5 sony let you use on the PS4, but smaller than the 12 you get from the PS5.
It's on the perfect spot where it is too slow to the nintendo fanboys to get proud, but too fast for dumb snoy criticisms.
It's not a true nintendo console if it's not designed to be disappointing for everyone.
>>714911408 (OP)Why do you keep marketing the switch? You're in denial if think these negative post's aren't marketing.
>>714923129I don't get the complaints about memory speed. 1gb of transfer speed is all you really need. The only system to really use nvme's is the ps5 and even then it's on a game by game basis. Pcs with direct storage don't use them well and xbox is somehow worse.
>>714920689>>I am okay with paying Eighty US Dollars for a game that looks like it came out eight years ago despite other full-price games dropping steeply in price in less than four yearsSkill issue, I paid $50 for it
>>I am okay with paying Seventy US Dollars for a game that DID come out eight years agoGot it for $60 several years ago
>>I am okay with paying Ten US Dollars for a game that by conventional modern metrics should be a pack-inDidn't buy it
>>I am okay with paying Ten US Dollars for an update for an eight year old game when other platforms have FREE upgradesSwitch 2 has free upgrades for some games, PS5 has paid upgrades for some games
>>I am okay with a physical button on my controller that requires a financial transaction to function after one yearIt's the same subscription I use to play online at all so I've already been paying for it for 7 years. Though I personally won't use it and I remapped the C button pretty much as soon as I could. NES/SNES/Game Boy games is a nice bonus too I guess.
>>I am okay with GameCube Online finally arriving with busted stick calibration, extra input lag, and still worthless netcodeDidn't buy the expansion pack and never will
>>I am okay with paying Eighty Five dollars for a controller which does not have a functioning D-pad, despite the previous iteration of said controller being updated at one point to address said D-pad issueMy old pro controller works so I see no reason to ever get the new one
>>I am okay with the controls that come with the console being likely to degrade in usability much like the previous generation of the same controller designWorks on my machine
>>714923274It is fast enough to fill the entire memory given to you in 9 seconds.
>>714923345Yeah but what does that mean in real world scenarios? Not even the ps5 uses the nvme like that. The way it's probably being used it to stream textures and load.
>>714921032i saw they were taking preoders at the moment, i think it's some sorta lotto. was almost tempted but then i remembered that i'm better off waiting for a revision. also that i'm not paying $80 for video games.
>>714923482Even in my testing games like hogwarts legacy work like they do on pc but just loading assests when needed. The only "advantage" the ps5 has is it's direct access to it's storage. And that doesn't matter in most games. Take elden ring for example. No matter what that game will never improve on there. I'm curious to see how they port that one to switch though.
>>714923482I imagine most of the bottleneck is data compression. to use it "at full power", you would have to do shit like 5GB per room in the game, whch would mean 500GB games.
>>714923295>remapped the C buttonYou can remap it?
>>714923345>>714923274fun fact, SDXC (what the switch 2 uses) is 300mb/s, which yes on paper is 10 times slower than nvmes, but on real hardware with switch games being so optimized (average 15GB, max of 20gb) it means they load absurdly fast either way without getting raped from diminishing returns
>>714923267He thinks throwing a tantrum online will stop people from buying the switch 2 somehow
>>714924771Still 3 times faster than the HDD on the PS4 too.
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>>714924771>>714924957Hey what the hell. The packaging on my Sd express say s 800mbs. Am I being lied to here?
>>714924114Yes, I remapped the one on the joycon for Home and completely disabled it for the Pro 2
>>714924957Want to know more ironies revolving around the PS4? Companies like faglus have mentioned they refuse to support the switch due to the rampant piracy problem.
Why is it ironic? Because not only those same companies had zero issues supporting the PS2 and PS3 which had effectively zero anti-piracy measures (especially the PS2), the PS4 and even the PS5 are exponentially easier to hack to play pirated games in.
The switch versions that can be jailbroken by software are the first version ones, which are extremely rare now, every other model needs a physical modchip which is fairly hard to install, especially without microsoldering experience.
But the PS4 and PS5? You can easily jailbreak them with no physical modding (beyond maybe replacing the HDD) because it's all through software, and in fact, you do so through the goddamn web browser installing what is effectively a jailbreak virus payload on your device.
>>714925116It's a matter of hair splitting technicalities.
To keep it short and relatively easy to understand, because a car can technically run at x mph doesn't mean it's safe to do so for long periods of time, or that you even want to at all.
SDXC has technically burst speeds up to 1gb/s (depending on the manufacturer) which does help when streaming assets to eliminate stutter, but sustained loads (like on load screens and installing games) it limits itself to 300mb/s to not blow up.
>>714924771Switch 2 is not SDXC
Its Express, which is up to 900mb/s
>>714926426My bad then.
But then in that case the burst reads should be close to 1.5gb.
>>714926568Not sure, it has the potential to reach 3gb/s according to the SD forum so weโll see how that goes in the future
>>714911408 (OP)It's been a month and no matter how you slice it, the switch has had a strong start. in the grand scheme, a consoles "start" is it's first 2 years. We'd have to give it time to really see
>>714911408 (OP)why cant i find one in stock anywhere then, chuddy blumpkin?
>>714911408 (OP)>$450 for hardware that's barely stronger (and actually weaker in some aspects) than the Deck's 2021 hardware in 2025>and only has 1 game (that is $80)>and has paid online and romsSo Nintendo really is the Apple of videogames at this point right? Everyone acts like they're not buying the next iPhone for anti-consumer shit and then it still sells like crazy
>>714915681It's funny how these "PC Master Race" posts always attack Nintendo but they never so much as frown at Sony and Microsoft despite those companies fulfilling everything in the list of horrors.
>>714927478>So Nintendo really is the Apple of videogames at this point right?No sorry, that's still PlayStation, the guys who charged $700 for a console and expect you to pay for a Disc Drive to actually play games and better yet, didn't even bother including the damn stand, classic Apple move.
>>714920689Where the fuck was this outrage when games jumped to 60 bucks and Sony went "Now it's 70 bucks lel"?
>>714913902the rich, successful chads of video gaming. Yes, we are.
>>714928357Nobody cared about the PS5 being as much as the Switch 2. Nobody cared about the price of the latest XBox. But god damn will they lose their absolute dog-raping shit over anything and everything Nintendo says and does.
I'm tired of buying what you want me to buy
Feeling so bingless, lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of facing your lawsuits
Every step that I take is another mistake to wahoo
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, prices more unfair
I'm regretting this, all I want to do
Is keep my games with me and away from you
Can't you see that you're smothering this IP?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you charged me a fee
Has fallen apart right in front of you
Every step that I take is another mistake to wahoo
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
And every dollar I waste is more than I can take
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, prices more unfair
I'm regretting this, all I want to do
Is keep my games with me and away from you
And I know
I may end up buying two
But I know
You're just like EA, with shareholders disappointed in you
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, prices more unfair
I'm regretting this, all I want to do
Is keep my games with me and away from you
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, prices more unfair
I'm regretting this, all I want to do
Is keep my games with me and away from you
>>714928471When PS6 digital version costs $899 they won't bat an eye and claim it's the best deal ever
>>714928726i dont even get what this one id supposed to be about
>>714928726>snoy fails to meme again just stick to porting them
>>714926942Not even gen5+ nvmes reach their utter peak speeds, especially not on console.I also will doubt the switch 2 storage reaches peak limit speeds, it seems to be a safety feature whe fast nvmes already come with heatsinks so they don't fry themselves.
>>714928923>its totally the equivalent to a 9070xt goy (while losing to a rx 6500)i can already see it
>>714911408 (OP)>Only 7 million units sold with no growth or sales reported for the past 3 weeks>7 million in a monthDid Switch 2 mogged PS4? I recall PS4 selling 7 million in one year with no games
>>714914678Pokemon and MP4 won't be good. One is pokemon and the other is a dev hell game. I'm more interested in the exclusives after year one, Nintendo obviously will but I really fucking expect AA stop being retards and make exclusive games for it this time or they can go to hell for good this time instead of merely into a coma like PS3 did
>>714921032>Nintendo first party game are on sale on Amazon US again >Bananza is immediately the current best selling game on amazon Kek the next few weeks will be fun
>>714928726You suck at this. I'm just going to call you a faggot and hope it's enough to make you stop.
Faggot
>>714929819Iโm not 100% sure Prime will be good but Nintendo said they completely rest development with Retro so I donโt know if I would classify it as dev hell because everything old was thrown into a fire and Retro started hiring around 2020
>>714929819The cope is real.
>still canโt find one
iโm not even looking very hard but itโs annoying
>714928726
That was so bad it's not even worth a (you). At least it's more evidence that the songs making fun of the PS5 really gets to you.
>>714915681>PC vegan copeEver so amusing. Go back to your corner, your platform and consoles go along, not one replace to another.
>>714916664Retro consoles > Nintendo systems > retro PC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else
>>714929819PLA was the best pokemon game ever made by gf so the sequel to that should be even better
>>714928357>>714928471>macacos suing nintendo for "bricking" switch 2s>console banning has been a thing for decadesNintendo derangement syndrome is real
>>714931095There's a lot of redflags. The biggest one being that the very first Metroid Prime was a dev hell game, sure that worked that time but can we say a sketchy dev cycle could work twice. Even more in the modern landscape of videogame where new games already feel results of dev hell and not in the best way. I'd love it be a genre/console defining title in terms of quality but that would be false hope in times that demand caution. MP2's MP was absolute quality entertainment
>>714931149>defending modern pokemon
>>714931831It looks nothing like Arceus but I'm intrigued by that real time combat.
>>714931831>PLA was the best pokemon game ever madeOnly to long time open world memesters. The best pokemon game ever made is between HG/SS and B&W2
>>714931914So your argument about why a "dev hell" game will be bad is that another dev hell game turned out to be a masterpiece?
>>714932090Dev hell games being good is the isolated case, don't convince yourself otherwise.
>>714931914The main reason Retro got Prime was due to their work on Remastered which probably saved Prime 4 in general since even Nintendo said it wasnโt good under Bamco. I donโt necessarily think you can use Prime 1โs development as a indicator of Retro as a whole since after Prime they became much more integrated into Nintendo (aka tard wrangled) abd none of their other games really had too much dev issues until Harmony which for me is the biggest red flag. But outside of the hot potato to Retro Nintendo basically gave them 6 years to actually develop which more time than Prime 1 got. It has been real bumpy but they have been careful which is the opposite of Prime 1
We're getting this after one month with one main title.
DK comes out next week.
Prime 4 had an "available now" advert accidentally go up so it could appear same day as a direct.
Desperation is already setting in with the quantity of daily threads.
>>714933172No way Prime 4 will be a shadow drop because per Nintendo it is a major release. As a former Best Buy wagie we sometimes got the promotional posters way before the actual release dates for games.
>>714933172>Prime 4 had an "available now" advert accidentally go up so it could appear same day as a direct.Any day now...
>>714933442It'd be funny but after Crackdown 3 I wouldn't be surprise if ends up as one but it's Nintendo, so shadowdropped by them would be really surprising
>>714932368Your argument still sounds retarded as hell, Retro Studios under Nintendo's supervision hasn't made a bad game and I don't see how Metroid Prime 4 can end up becoming the exception.
>Nintendo should have went the way of Sega long ago and focused on publishing, IPs, & software development
There. Now, give me my (You)s.
>>714933172>it could appear same day as a direct.Let's not get TOO crazy here
>>714932040>Hg/ss>Best anything>With that level curveKek
I'm not even going to reply to you thinking the unova hallway circle is good it's bad and you should feel bad
WHERE'S THE FUCKING SPLIT PAD PRO 2 MR HORII
>>714913056man the psp is so good. Nothing has come close since.
>>714933542and of not owning a Switch 2. Can't say I haven't enjoying it as well.
>>714933850Who gives af. The only thing that really matters is fan games at this point. Pokemon Unbound is still unfinished and is more of a definitive Pokรฉmon experience than anything gamefreak has or will ever produce.
>>714933542>Tendie tranny posting his own screencap
>>714933734>Your argument still sounds retarded as hellDuken Nukem forever, Sonic 06, Cyberpunk 77, Too Human, Scalebound, Sonic Xtreme, KoFXII, DMC2 are all games that were in the middle of troublesome dev cycles; none of them good, some even canceled before. Metroid Prime ended good just due sheer luck and because Nintendo was supervising them much but that led to barely getting things done just like... Crackdown 3
>Nintendo's supervision hasn't made a bad gameStar fox Zero is universally panned.
>>714933850>muh level curvean issue for autists
>>714913728christ what am I looking at here?
>>714917979Bad guy in new DK that chuds really wish was a tranny.
>>714914678>duskbloodsI bought the switch 2 for that, so you can all thank me when it goes multiplat.
>>714934281Man, they're crashing out hard after Shiver, huh
>>714921085>worth getting>Nintendo console in 2025Pick one, and then consider the following: If mentally ill manchildren such as yourself simply stopped getting baited into buying a massively overpriced shitbox every generation, you could play those handful of games on a real system instead.
>>714914678>switch 1 games, friendslop and only one actual game (donkey kong bananza)grim
>>714934190Retro didn't make Star Fox Zero, good job leaving that part out of your reply.
>>714934509I choose "Nintendo console in 2025". PS and Xbox are failures!
i want to get one to play dong banana (and metroid, whenever that comes out), but paying that much for one game is kinda retarded.
i'll probably just wait for a refresh or something.
or for stellar blade to come out for it.
>>714934637>Retro didn't make Star Fox Zero>being this retardedYou mentioned games not being bad under Nintendo's supervision and you got one mentioned.
FUCKING SNOYS GRFO THIS IS A BING BING WAHOO PEDOS AND TRANNIES AND MAN CHILDREN ONLY THREAD
Hey OP, why do you hate Mini-Pauline?
>>714934509This honestly. Console exclusives are an archaic concept. Every year I'm still shocked that Nintendo hasn't released some sort of shitty EA Origin clone or something. Seems like that'd be easy money but maybe I'm retarded.
>>714934727>THIS IS A TRANNIES AND MAN CHILDREN ONLY THREADWhy do you complain snoys joining when it's tailor made for them?
>>714934804>Reasons to sell products are an archaic conceptYes, you are retarded as you've seen an entire brand dying for ditching them.
>>714934509I chose to stop buying sony shitboxes and now I constantly buy games for the switch and on PC
>>714934724Read my post again, retarded nigger, and this time around, don't crop the convenient part so you can strawman with fucking Star Fox Zero
>>714933734>Retro Studios under Nintendo's supervision hasn't made a bad gameThat is a fact
I got a pro controller and it doesn't work on my PC
Did nintendo do some fuckery or is it just gonna take some time before it gets PC support
why are half the physical copies at eb games just fucking key cards?
are 8snoys ever going to stop crying about world?
>>714935158Not a SINGLE one of the faggots that said they were going back to 8, actually went back to 8, that should tell you everything.
>>714935139Because physical games no longer exist anon. Pirated rippped roms/ISOs on an external hard drive are the new physical media.
>>714935053>Read my post againSomething you didn't clearly. Let me:
>Nintendo's supervision hasn't made a bad game>Star fox Zero is universally panned.There's no mention about the studio behind, you fucking schizo. You got the statement debunked; there is at least one supervised by Nintendo that ended up bad.
>>714911408 (OP)>tacks on 2 million>nobody says a thing>tendies jump in to jerk off over sales and ignore everything else as usualepic thread
>>714935078It just needs drivers. I don't know if nintendo wrote them last time or someone else did
>>714935320We're talking about Retro, tranny, they didn't make Zero.
>>714935560The quote was clear; "there is no bad game supervised by Nintendo". He got an example proving him wrong. Stop being retarded on purpose
>>714935320Are you... Being fucking retarded on purpose? this is MY post Nigger, I know what I wrote:
>>714933734Jesus Christ, there is being clinically retarded, and then there's being an insufferable moron that tries to put words into people's mouths.
Retro Studios, Under Nintendo's supervision, hasn't made a bad game. That, is a fact.
>>714935356>tacks on everyone that has any amount of credit is saying its sales are up to around 6 and a half million already
Any chances the direct happening this week?
>>714911408 (OP)make that 7 million and one
>>714935727Nintendo has made lots of bad games, why are you being such a liar?
>>714935964Based, enjoy your Switch 2 anon
>>714935821Yeah, doubt. It took another month to sell 1.5.
>>714935845Pretty much zero, or at least very unlikely. I can't remember the last time they had one on Thursday, and we'd know by know if it were tomorrow. On that note, I also don't remember the last time they announced one a day in advance, they usually give a two-day headsup
>714936006
Since you're clearly baiting, as there's no way an actual human being can be this intellectually dishonest, you won't be getting anymore (You)s from me. I will proceed to remain hyped for MP4
>only
>seven million
the message is so mixed I donโt even know how to reply
>all teddies hyping swotch 2 ITT have their switch 1 in a closet and haven't turned it on since 2022
You guys are so dedicated uwu
>>714936006>Nintendo has made lots of gamesThis fact seems to really upset snoys
>>714936338lmao nice catch
>>714936261>has to come up with headcanon about strangers to justify his hate for a videogames toyseek help
>the demand of switch2 is so high Amazon has to make an invite-only sale page
Shit is crazy
>>714936338>>714936371>>714936385You lost. Palworld won. Steam Deck won.
>>714911408 (OP)>Donkey Kong has no mainstream interestIt's the only other Switch 2 game people care about.
>>714936623Pretend You Won.jpg
>>714936656Partly because it's the only one coming out soon with an actual release date. What's the other one? Drag x Drive. Yeah
>>714936261>teddieshey boo boo, make sure to keep that PS5 steady for the picnic spread. We finally found a use for it, with fans that bad you can cook sandwiches on it
where's botw 3 Nintendo!?
Direct announcement tomorrow morning.
Iโm feeling it
>>714937423I wish, but I don't think they are going to steal Bananza's thunder, they will reveal a Direct at least on Odaiba day
>>714937423One of these days you'll be right.
No seriously, I'm honestly rooting for you to be, we need some goddamn release dates already
>>714934509PC hardware is a literal scam, I improved my PC due to falling for the le future proof meme and I still ended up playing far more vidya in the first week I got a switch 1 oled than on nearly 2 goddamn years of having a decent PC.
>>714911408 (OP)>Only 7 million units sold with no growth or sales reported for the past 3 weeksSwitch 2 is out of stock nearly everywhere. Amazon US only now got some stock today for instance.
So I take it that this comment here from Nerrel's video is actually correct then?
Because the dpad on my Switch 2 pro controller is way the fuck better than the dpad on my switch 1 totk pro controller, which should be a late enough gen of a pro controller to have an updated dpad.
I did the same test he did in the video and there are no doubts about how my switch 2 dpad is way better.
I only have one Switch 2 pro controller. But if there are a lot of people claiming that it's great and then people claiming that it's bad, then I can only assume that there is a large variance in build quality. But this was news to me, that people apparently have issues with the new dpad.
>>714933850Based. The HG/SS and BW2 circlejerk are the biggest retards in all pokemon, which the biggest retard circlejerk outside of whatever is left of Sega.
>>714937710I saw Wal-Mart had a restock just yesterday and, sure enough, they're all gone now. They're only selling it through third-parties (aka scalpers) now, and I saw some of them nearing $700, which, Jesus Christ. And that's just the standard console
>>714935078>>714935515>It just needs drivers. I don't know if nintendo wrote them last time or someone else didNintendo never made PC drivers for any of their controllers.
Valve eventually added pro controller drivers to Steam though (but they sadly never bothered with the joycons)
Emulators and other unaffiliated software also comes with drivers.
Playstation controllers also never had official servers until Playstation started their PSNow PC game-streaming service. That's when they first did official drivers.
Xbox controllers are the only home console controllers that have had official PC from day 1.
The Switch 2 controller will work with PC whenever someone actually makes viable PC drivers for it. Be it from Valve, some emulator update, or from some random nobody on the Internet.
>>714937979try gamestop in person. that's what I did after trying to get one online for like 2 weeks.
>>714921085>Not even the Wii U was a nogames machineThe Wii U's games were the switch's best sellers.
>>714936261>teddies>swotch
>>714938927I was going to, but I went to Wal-Mart in person first, and they had it there
>>714911408 (OP)>7 million in a monthHoly shit, no console except maybe the Switch 3 will be able to break that. No wonder Sony is releasing their big games on Xbox now, the writing is on the wall
>>714939602oh no no no no no no tendiexisters did we get too cocky?
>>714939602>Nintendo switch 2 has its own red ring of deathI no longer need porn
>>714939602Looks like they don't call it the Nintendo Brick for nothing
>>714939602>>714939675>>714939809>>714939967Funny how this happened after reports of PS5s literally melting thanks to the liquid metal cooling started to surface
>>714939602weird, 2 days ago there was a wave of threads spamming how the fan was making it freeze and short circuit out
>>714939602NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>714939602It overheating might be good for your third worlder village, you can use it to heat up the village
>>714939602He wouldn't have happened to post any screenshots or footage of this happening, would he?
>>714939602ONE GAME I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
>>714940173Maybe if you cover your ears and eyes you won't see or hear any problems. Not like he was the only one with this problem but you're a dumbfuck cultist not willing to admit that shittendo could do anything wrong
>>714940274bro thursday is two days away
>>714940181why would you buy the more expensive console that has 0 games?
>>714940087You know how much the truth about the melting PS5s gets to him by how much he samefags his reddit posts
>>714939602crazy that snoys will make reddit threads now
get help
>Donkey Kong has no mainstream interest
Spoken like a true retard
>>714931095The Bamco iteration of Prime 4 was canned in 2019.
Whatever Retro has been doing, they've been doing it for almost 6 years. I can see why some people are concerned about devhell.
>>714940426Well now we know they were also remastering Prime 1 so that might have been why they were taking so long
>Be a tendie manchild 30+
>represent 60% of Nintendo sales in 2025
>consume Nintendo product
>shill Nintendo product
>onionface about the Mario movie (which was bad)
>onionface about Zelda movie (which will also be bad)
Can't you guys give it a rest already?
>>714940371>Snoys made the brick 2 overheatmeds
>>714938937Didn't know Animal Crossing, Smash Ultimate, Mario OdysseyTears of the Kingdom and Pokรฉmon S/V were on the Wii U.
>>714940546You'll be fine champ.
>>714911913>over 50% of the worst selling consoles lifetime salesthat's not exactly going to make anyone thing it's doing well.
>>714912929Wow that's crazy not a single Switch was sold in the past THREE WEEKS??????
I'm starting to wonder if these people are actually being genuine with their insanity, because it feels like too much of a circus act to be taken seriously.
>>714940848I mean it's also performing better than literally any other console did at launch but at this point who gives a fuck, to doomers it'll never do well enough.
I can't wait to see hoe they're gonna cope a few years from now when the thing has sold 100M+ units.
>>714940968You're just not from SEA
>>714940968It is all an act.
His backstory with the Wii U isn't real.
>>714941002They'll just point to the PS2 like they did last time
Why does the switch make /v/ seethe 24/7
>>714941208Being wrong pisses off certain types of people
>>714941574*floods the catalog with 20 threads saying the switch 2 is a failure*
>>714940968If the snoy is acting then hes been acting for nearly 10 years straight without ever once breaking character
and that means hes a different kind of retard
>>714941208For me personally, it's similar to how to feel about the success of live action disney remakes.
I feel like there's no reason for the switch 2 to be successful other than the usual piggies consuming slop. I feel that just like Disney, Nintendo is a shell of its former self. And, I also know that a lot of sales simply come from parents buying the console for their kids because they had a Nintendo as a child (or they watched the Disney remake as a child).
You can call this seethe if you want; I guess it kind've is. Honestly I want the switch 2 to fail because it would somewhat restore a good part of my faith in humanity.
It's the same with the prospect of Hollywood capeshit failing really. I'm tired of witnessing mediocrity succeed in general. That's the most honest answer you'll get from any non-tendie ITT.
>>714941574imagine trying this after the total meltdown that was launch day and the past several weeks of endless spam
>>714942173>I feel like there's no reason for the switch 2 to be successful other than the usual piggies consuming slophaving games people want helps
>>714942173This, I also am completely unable to even comprehend why people can like things I hate and it makes me very angry.
>>714942148That's nothing, ACfag has been doing his routine for fifteen years now.
>>714911408 (OP)7 mil is great but I suspect most of these are hardcore nintendo fans who would've bought it no matter what.
Switch popped off because of BotW which, regardless of it's actual quality, got insane reviews. They don't have an equivalent of that atm, Mario Kart isn't a system seller, not sure if Bananza is either.
>>714943216>mario kart isn't a system seller
>>714940648>Animal CrossingWii game
>Smash UltimateThats smash 4 dlc
>Mario OdysseySomehow the only actual Mario game they made for the Switch
>Tears of the KingdomBotw dlc
>Pokรฉmon S/V Not even worth mentioning
>>714943545>"I-It doesn't count!"Every time
>>714943642>62.4% attach rate>Got brought to a healthier console 3 years later and sold an absurd 68.2 millionI won't say that Mario Kart sells consoles, but I will say that if you own a Nintendo console, Mario Kart is a wise investment
Everyone always talks about how Gen I Pokรฉmon was this insane phenomenon back in the 90s, and the most recent Animal Crossing outsold the collective sales (including 3DS VC) by like 150%.
>>714943346Mario kart is a supplementary game. Itโs what you pick up alongside what you want as a defacto multiplayer game, not as the sole reason to pick up a console
People pick up systems for zelda or mario or pokemon, not mario kart. Itโll sell, but itโs not moving any units on its own
on them for launching a new console with like 1 new game and a bunch of old games that just run better
>>714943924>I won't say that Mario Kart sells consolesAnd that's all I was saying.
You get a MK because you have a nintendo console, you don't get a nintendo console to play MK specifically.
>Everyone always talks about how Gen I Pokรฉmon was this insane phenomenon back in the 90s, and the most recent Animal Crossing outsold the collective sales (including 3DS VC) by like 150%.Outside of Japan it was a phenomenon because of the anime and the related merchandising. Only a fraction played the games and the vidya market was way smaller in the 90s.
>>714941574Do tendies shit up non-nintendo game discussions?
>>714944204Like the original Switch
>Breath of the WildPort
>Bayonetta 2Port
>BayonettaPort of a port
>Mario Kart 8 DeluxeEnhanced port
>SkyrimPort
>Pokkรฉn Tournament DXPort of a port
>Dragon Quest BuildersPort
>Fire Emblem HeroesAlso on the New 3DS
>Just Dance 2017Multiplat
>Lego City UndercoverPort
>Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2Port
And so on and so forth. The biggest original games were
>1-2-Switch>Snipperclips>ARMS>Splatoon 2>Super Mario Odyssey>Xenoblade 2
>>714944452>Pointing out an observable fact?>must be a samefag!
>>714944658>The biggest original games were>1-2-Switch>Snipperclips>ARMS>Splatoon 2>Super Mario Odyssey>Xenoblade 2When you put it that way the library is pretty shit all things considered. I didn't even finish Odyssey because the moon collecting was that unengaging
>>714944589If you look at lifetime Game Boy+GBC sales, almost 60% of them came post-Pokรฉmon. This makes no sense to me because even if everyone who bought Pokรฉmon bought a Game Boy, that would only account for 30-something million when closer to 70 million sold. Pokรฉmon revitalized interest in the Game Boy as a whole, not just in Pokรฉmon.
>>714911408 (OP)>no growth or sales reported for the past 3 weeksThat would be hilarious but I literally bought one the other day. I want to think I broke I streak, but maybe it just means stores aren't putting in any orders for new stock?
>>714944589>You get a MK because you have a nintendo console, you don't get a nintendo console to play MK specifically.Did you interview everyone who has a Switch 2 and plays Mario Kart? Are you just assuming to speak for everyone?
>>714942228lmao the cope is insane.
>>714946182It's just a case of "i-it doesn't count!" anon
>>714943642>>714944589I bought a wii u and switch 2 for mario kart initially now what huh huh huh
>>714946792What doesn't count?
It's only Tuesday. What got him angry this time?
>>714946880>It's only Tuesday. What got him angry this time?We're 7 days away from Donkey Kong.
>>714946880Maybe there's a new Nintendo Direct that will be announced soon.
>>714946880Either a direct gets announced for the 10th stealing GoY's thunder and his sources told him, or another Sony game (probably astrobot) is going multiplatform
>>714946869>but I DID eat the breakfast yesterday!Good for you, anon. :)
>>714946880I'm starting to believe our Glowie friend Is actually informed of the Switch 2 selling more than 7 million and is trying to cope preemptively.
He may have just leaked to us the real sales number in his attempt to "minimize" it.
>>714946893god I wish
astroflop getting put on the switch 2 would be the funniest fuck you to sony ever, doubly so when it sells more in a week than the PS5 version did in its entire lifetime
>>714942505The Wii Us final gift was being able to shut down this argument immediately
>>714911408 (OP)>nintendo not giving constant sales updates 24/7 is somehow a sign of them doing poorly.I'd argue with you, but all you'd do is post the same boring copes you post every thread. Get a new script already, would you?
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>>714947052>or another Sony game (probably astrobot) is going multiplatformIt actually might be this since he suddenly hates Astro Bot when he would previously post 50+ times in any given thread about it.
>>714946991>>714947052Yeah, but when was the last time they not only had one on Thursday, but also announced it just a day prior
>>714947052And that the Astro Bot Switch 2 port will be announced in the July 10th Nintendo Direct.
>PS5
900$ (800$ console + 100$ online) for 480p 35 fps and zero games
>Xbox
850$ (730$ console + 120$ for online) for 360p 25 fps and zero games
>Steam Deck
PC but with 50% performance for 90% price
>Switch 2
470$ (450$ console + 20$ online) for 4k 60 fps for shitload of kino games
I want to know what else our friend was informed on.
Was he informed on anything related to Donkey Kong Bananza?
>>714947137>Astrobot will sell a lot better on switch because nintendo fans love 3d platformersImagine the snoy meltdown
>>714947237It will never do 4k and 60 and the same time and that 4k isn't native anyways all upscaling
>>714947416My brother in Christ, Prime 4's doing that
>>714944589>you don't get a nintendo console to play MK specifically.I did. That and smash ultimate.
>>714943545>>Animal Crossing>Wii gamegenuinely what on earth did you mean by this
>>714911408 (OP)How will Nintendo live down this unprecedented success?
>>714947725T-THE SWITCH 3 WILL BE THE WII U ALL OVER AGAIN SONY ALWAYS WINS
>>714911408 (OP)>7 millionDoes he know something we don't?
>>714913056Steam Deck was never meant to be a Switch killer, it was meant to be a PlayStation and Xbox killer which it did soundly.
>>714914141Steam version confirmed
>>714913751>How are real concerns rage baiting? Why do you eat shit?I would believe you have "real concerns" if you didn't spend the last 3 months lying about games being $90. Clearly you don't give a fuck about real concerns.
>>714916262yes bro not a tendie at all. retard
>>714943642Botw also came out on the Wii U, did it save it?
>>714943632Every time I see your shitty "Homura" images I pray your anus gets ripped out of your body and you turn inside out.
>>714911408 (OP)>zero sales in 3 weeksStatistically impossible. Cope, seethe, dilate etc.
>>714911408 (OP)>Randomly adds 2 million to the last known numbers meaning that it had to sell those two millions in the last week>Then claim that the Switch 2 has no momentumGenuinely what the fuck was your plan with this one?
>>714947931Is the Switch 2 the biggest grifter campaign of all time? There's supposedly thousands of angry nintendo fans at the switch 2... yet it's the fastest selling console of all time. It's almost like the people seething over it had a hate boner for nintendo to begin with...
>>714948219>deranged snoy sees beauty and instantly starts seething and thinking about murder
>>714917849>Even their memes are ports
>>714917849>Duskbloods>ShovelwareCranky because you don't have Bloodborne 2, aren't you
>>714948575I was reposting their cope as the excuse our resident schizo will use for any new Switch 2 game that comes out because 'It doesn't count'.
I'm not actually them.
>>714948219Every time I see you making deranged posts like this I pray that one day you'll seek help and stop with this hate obsession over a toy company
>>714948759I wonder why xenoblade always triggers snoys so much. Is it the knowledge that monolithsoft has become infinitely more popular and beloved under nintendo's wing than they ever were while being ignored by sony?
>>714948862Xenoblade Chronicles 2 in particular has had /v/irgins seething and raging ever since it was first announced. It's absolutely unreal how hated the game is here.
>>714921032Why didn't they have them to begin with
>>714949004IIRC Amazon kept breaking street dates and Nintendo got pissed about that so they cut them off for a little while
>>714934804Console exclusives are the reason Nintendo is wiping the floor with Sony and Microsoft. Sony is a third party in anything but name, and Xbox is a bargain bin version of Netflix that is actively losing Microsoft money
>>714948862It's funny that one snoy tried to push that "Xenoblade is coming to PC" cope last week
>>714949107Its funny how much he seethes when people just post a link to the actual page to dismantle his shitty photoshop
>>714949107Just last week? Damn, don't they have a hobby? Like playing video games, perhaps?
Oh. Wait.
>>714949410>don't they have a hobby?Yeah
-Watching youtube videos on why nintendo bad
-Browsing reddit on switch 2 related stuff
-Shitting up /v/ with nintendo seethe threads
-Sucking dog dicks
>>714913056All of those ARE better than nintendo counterparts.
Shame about sony completely giving up on vita and not even try to turn it around.
>>714948575Gotta fucking love how some folks here turned their back on From the second they went with Nintendo
>>714950138A lot of them turned on From when elden ring released on PC day one and it ended up selling the best there
>>714949069They hired Reggie because he looks like Obama, but Doug Bowser plays more like Trump. That's crazy
Unironically massively fucked up as a company. Here I was thinking them launching with BoTW on original switch, alongside ARMS etc was peak high IQ. Turns out they're just lucky, not smart.
If they were smart they would've never made that BotW1.5 abomination of a "sequel" and instead focused on an entirely new Termina set Zelda game for Switch 2, something with real meat on the bones people NEED to experience.
Trying to convince people they NEED Rubberbandy bananpeel game that looks visually identical to the fucking WIIU game, jesus christ, really?
For a console release you're supposed to whip out your massive cock and show everyone abig prime example of a game.
They also fucking ruined top down zelda with that god awful plastic artstyle. Nintendo are fucking done.
>>714950610>Termina setWell I can tell what your favorite Zelda game is
>>714947850>Steam Deck was never meant to be a Switch killer, it was meant to be a PlayStation and Xbox killer which it did soundly.It sold like 1 million while PS and Xbox combined sold like 100 million, are you feeling alright anon?
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>>714913298oh the one with the literal wine glass of milk? classic
>>714933850>With that level curveNot an issue when you're actually playing the game and not watching Youtubers
>>714933850>high powered scrutiny towards old favorites of the series>meanwhile the BOTW ASSET FLIP and SOULSROLLING monster catcher is uncritically dubbed their bestright let's ignore the terrible story (even by pokemon standards), the insane repetitiousness (find rock -> craft rock into ball -> throw ball at pokemon while finding rocks), the open world fetch quests, etc..
PLA is only 1/5 of an actual pokemon game. There's no meat past throwing balls at the 3d models in a world that looks like it came out of a fresh ZBrush speed sculpt.
>>714933913>pad prothe split pad compact is where it's at
>>714911408 (OP)I only buy hardware when there is software I want to play. Zero interest in the S2
>>714953007Ok. Thanks for your input
>>714911408 (OP)It's shit and only tendies bought it. I don't even know anyone who has it.
>>714911913Wii was a disaster for gamers and Wii U was an unmitigated disaster for Nintendo. Bad metrics.
Arent we getting a direct this month though?
>>714944589>you don't get a nintendo console to play MK specifically.That's what I literally did
>>714953725I'm not counting on it, at least not before Bananza and not even after it if I'm being honest
>>714954227I feel like itll semiflop
Not enough people care about DK, compared to mario anyway, it receiving the odyssey treatment feels wasted, though itll probably be way smaller in scope regardless so I guess itll balance out
All I can hope for is that the next zelda will just be TP again
>>714911408 (OP)Its pretty good, my only complaints are the hdr nonsense and the shit ass 2 hour battery life, or even less if im playing fucking fortnite of all things. Old games run great, mario kart is amazing and im waiting for a direct to show me more things to come. I havent bought a pro controller because i already have 2 from the switch 1, and there is no special edition one yet.
>>714913056i wonder who is gonna be the switch 2 killer, the asus xbox thing? or are moving the goalpost to the steamdeck 2?
>>714940363Is he going to reach liquid metal tiers of meltdowns before the Famitsu thread this week?
>>714950061>game gear>better
>>714955043Game gear IS better than game boy tho
>>714954352Is it that hard to use an apostrophe?
It more than likely won't flop since it's the second game on the Switch 2.
People are going to buy it for that alone since they want a new platformer to play on their new console.
And for some reason the worst version of DK Returns did really well in some places.
>>714911576>no games machine>launched with the sequel to the fifth best selling game of all times>goty contender releases a month laterI mean, I know it's not a huge number of big games, but that's every console launch
>>714916135its just a bug. they will fix it next update
>making a falseflag thread with a fake sakes figures because otherwise you can't pretend you're opressed victims
Ninrendo fans are fundamentally subhuman
>>714958152I really like how you keep your threads bumped all day and make sure they don't drop off page 10 OP. You aren't obsessed with Nintendo one bit.
>>714958335You don't get rid of a tumor by ignoring it
>>714958475I think the tumor in this metaphor is you and your threads OP
>>714946893Ah and we have a accurate representation of Astrobot here since it lack legs.
>>714958881Sonybros, not again...
>>714958475Have you considered that trolling on a dead image board isn't going to cause any change?
>>714911408 (OP)I tried it at my brother's place, yeah the magnetic joycons are neat and mario kart is gud but...I just can't justify the price of this thing, I just can't, maybe if it was 400$ with 60โฌ games sure because nintendo games never go on fucking sale, but they decided to price it 470 and then jack up the base price to 70 and 80$ AND they can just brick your console whenever they feel like as well? fuck dude this shit is just too much greed even for nintendo's standards
I've enjoyed nintendo games ever since I was 4 years old, I grew up playing ocarina of time, mario 64, mario kart 64, I was the first in line to buy the gamecube and wii, I even bought the mess that was the wii u which I still liked for the amazing games it had (which ironically were mostly ignored until they came to switch) but this shit I just can't justify no matter what, I have no doubts the switch 2 will have great games but there's no way I'm gonna purchase them, hoping for some kind of emulator to sprout eventually really
>>714916474PC unironically has more nintendo games than switch 2, let that sink in
>>714959785Just use a mig switch and keep it offline forever, then you only pay the cost of the console.
>>714960221i thought the mig would brick it
>>714911408 (OP)>Only 7 million sold in a month Bruh
>>714960443You'd get banned when you connect it to the internet and it uploads stats to nintendo, hence keep it offline.
>>714911408 (OP)>A lot of youtubers already regretting it>Reddit is still trying to gaslight themselves that Mario Kart is worth it and just think of it as a switch pro right now.>Still no DirectWhat the FUCK are they doing?
>>714960608It's a fake number
In fact, everything about that OP is insincere tendieslave drivel
Console is doing fine. Released with an absolutely GOATED sequel to a beloved franchise, incredible backwards compatibility, tons of games launching in the near future. It will have more exclusives in a single year than the PS5 will have in its lifetime.
It's time to just accept it, /v/. Nintendomination
>>714960932>It's a fake numbernot if it was sellinig at the same rate since release
>>714959785Nintendo's games go frequently on sale throughout the year. There's one right now even.
>AND they can just brick your console whenever they feel like as well?Just like Switch and every other console on the market?
Just don't pirate. And if you want to pirate, why complain about game prices you never planned to pay for anyway?
>>714961024Remember when Snoys were insisting for years that it won't have BC?
>>714961224>Nintendo's games go frequently on sale throughout the yearlol
lmao
also I said im gonna pirate BECAUSE of the prices not because I was gonna anyway, tipical dumb fanboy that pays zero attention and has horse blinders on
>>714960221Don't Switch games have day-1 keys and prod numbers for patches?
>>714946880>the PS5 version of Palworld has a save corruption bug and they don't know what the trigger could be so Pocket Pair recommended people delete their save altogether just in case
>Only 7 million units sold
>Only 7 million in a month
>>714960221>Nig-switchSounds awfull. Browsing through games propably makes you bash your switch on a wall.
Just get a chip or a v1 switch and jailbeak.
You can even create an emulated firmware so you can update your switch for online and use old firmware on emulated
>>714961982They do, just not below 40% lile others tend to do, its like 33% if youre lucky during the seasonal sales on the eshop.
>>714911408 (OP)>Donkey Kong has no mainstream interestwait till the ads start
>>714911408 (OP)I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric
>>714911408 (OP)It will get better the 1st august when the 25% tariffs goes on affect in japan. Nintendo must be going apeshit right now. If they rise the price more on both games and consoles then they will end up like the Wii U with no one buying kek.
>>714964041I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric
>>714911408 (OP)>Whatโs the /v/erdict?'Eck won. Arch (which I use, BTW) won. Shitcher 2: Assassins of Tendie's lost.
>>714964369I accept your tr@nnycession, epedosnoyric
>>714962081>Only 7 million>Switch did 152 millionIt's over...
>>714964041Don't forget about it being banned in brazil and europe due to them bricking consoles kek, this will end up worse
>>714913056The steam deck was never trying to compete with the switch.
>>714911408 (OP)>NerrelLiterally fucking who?
>>714950061>Vita better than 3DSMaybe if you only care about weeb shit.
>>714961982>also I said im gonna pirate BECAUSE of the priceslol. You can't pirate shit, retard and you're just making shit up. If you live in Europe you can still get Nintendo games for 60 euro too
>>714913056i kind of want a psp again but a vita would make more sense to own over a psp wouldn't it?
>>714961150you'd have to be a brainless corposlave to unironically believe that
>>714947052>>714947176Now that would be funny.
>>714911408 (OP)holy shit, even ragebait these days is low quality here
>>714944658>Breath of the Wild>Portsimultaneous launch with the wiiu.
>>714964603Not gonna happen. In europe they cant brik our console because its only a thing on american consoles.
Its not even a part of the european eula