YAHOO YAH HOOHOO YIPPEE HAHA YAHOO

>>718990634
>poorfags
>nintendo fanbase

>>718521802
>I made up some psychotic scenario in my mind to get assmad about and now that reality isn't confirming to my made up scenario that means Nintendo changed their mind because I was assmad about my made up scenario
>I'm still going to throw a fit
Why are Snoys going full on complete mental retardation every time Nintendo announced a game?

>>718478168
Why are Snoys going completely mental every time a new Nintendo game gets announced?

>>717508215
It begins

Anti-tendies are still in denial, huh?

>>717170008
FPBP
Snoys on suicide watch because they wasted 6 months of their pathetic lives thinking that spamming a Tibetan butter churning forum is going to turn Switch 2 into a tortanic

>he's bringing out the trips now
Oh boy here we go

>>716086859
>ummm why would I play on anything above normal?
This is why action game players make fun of soulsfags. Nobody can take you seriously despite you wanting to pretend you're good at video games when you unironically write stupid shit like this.

>>716025915
>Lies a out the price in the very first sentence of the OP
>B-B-BUT I'M JUST CONCERNED AND WANT TO TALK ABOUT VALID CRITICISM! WHY ARE CULTIST TENDIES CALLING ME OUT???

>>715816162
>People want to play games, not watch them
>This confuses and enrages the Snoy

Oh?
This is gonna be shit?
NOW I'm interested!

>>715375938
Here's a newsflash schizo:
>Switch 1 cost more than Wii and DS combined

>>714911408
How will Nintendo live down this unprecedented success?

>"YUZU DEVS ARE GOING TO WIN THIS!"
>Nintendo wins
>"PALWORLD DEVS ARE GOING TO WIN THIS!"
>Nintendo wins
>"BRAZIL IS GOING TO WIN THIS!"

>>714597416
>>714598143
Since you are so retarded you can't comprehend it, "IT SOLD A BUNCH" as you've put it, is used to ridicule you for spending the last 6 months of your pathetic lives desperately trying to make a toy flop just because it wasn't made by your favourite toy manufacturer to the point you bled from your assholes.
It's not an excuse. It's a constant reminder of your failure and I'm going to enjoy reminding you of it for the next 8 years while you scream in impotent rage.

>>714520119
Snoys got mindbroken so hard by Sony porting their games to PC, Xbox and Switch they are hallucinating now?

>>714370779
>>714372491
You already do. Because you have zero arguments your only option is discrediting the person you are arguing with by calling them cultists, or bootlickers.
You lost the right to argue that you are "criticising Nintendo to force them to make better products and services, but cultist tendies are getting mad" the moment you spammed the board for 2 months with the "Mario Kart is $90" lie.
What did you call people who pointed out your lie? Cultists and bootlickers.
You are only interested in shitposting and lying.
Fuck off faggot.

>>714315523
>How do they do it
By being the only videogame-focused console maker left.

Multimedia conglomerates like Sony and Microsoft will never understand the trick.

>>713881861
Nintendo does regular eshop sales multiple times every year.
Being baffled because you've lived all this time in the "Nintendo's games never go on sale!" narrative you've propagated over the years shows how dumb you are

>750k worldwide preorders
>"panic behind the scenes"
>360p
>Less powerful than Steam Deck
>"emulation will be ready day 1"
>Joycon connectors are easily broken
>$90 games
>Proprietary SD cards
>Key Cards are mandatory
>Requires a constant internet connection
>system is bricked without day one patch
>system is useless in 10-20 years after Nintendo shuts down the servers
>system gets bricked if it detects a voltage fluctuation and Nintendo will immediately call and sue you
>all Switch 1 games have compatibility issues
>artificial scarcity
>"The Wii U sold out at first too!"
>everything OP said

What will the next line of cope be?

>>712861732
>but hopes Nintendo fans might graduate
More like COPES. Snoys gotta Snoy, I guess.

Being stuck with 90s mindset when SNES owners moved to Playstation is exactly why Nintendo has been eating Sony's lunch for the past 8 years.
Switch (soon) becoming the best selling console of all time while PS5 struggles with passing PS4 should've been the wake-up call, but here we are.

Don't mind me. I'm only here to see how much OP's question is making NDS fags ITT seethe

>>507157323
I'll just goon nigga, suck my dick

I hate zogbots as much as the next chud.

But I do enjoy watching nignogs get brutalized.

Gonna be a comfy weekend.

>>712484893
I appreciate its role in shaping early videogame history, but by goodness, I'd get bored of it in like 15 minutes, don't think I'd even have the patience to try to UNDERSTAND some of the "games" it came with.