I don't think I have seen any other game company get as much scrutiny as Nintendo. What went wrong?
>>714367324 (OP)They realized they could get away selling slop at absurd prices.
>>714367324 (OP)It's the same thing that happened to Bethesda. Nintendo has always had haters but now more than ever social media algorithms push negative content more because it maximizes engagement. So there's a whole content industry dedicated to rage-baiting people about gaming news even when half the shit people are getting worked up about is only half true or just completely false like $90USD Switch 2 games.
>>714367324 (OP)because they deserve it more than any other company for ruining this industry
It's just poorfags complaining
They make games instead of gaymes
tranners don't like that
>>714367324 (OP)>hated by schizosThat's a good thing
Who cares what a bunch of autists think? They hate everything.
Because they sell trash tech and nintendies claim they are the second coming of Jesus and super based
>>714367324 (OP)because they are a borderline fascist company with a fanatic audience.
>another huemonkey thread
Their competition hate them for eating their lunch. Nintendo squeezed Sony out of the console race in Japan where they hardly have a presence anymore.
Third worlders are mad because they can't pirate their new games and are priced out of the new system. That's it really.
Same reason eurofaggots and other shitskins constantly seethe about America. When you're the best, all the losers wanna tear you down.
>>714367324 (OP)Nintendo became Apple. Their fans are deranged and will literally defend any slop they shit out. I used to be a massive Nintendo fan during the NES-GCN era. These type of deranged fans were very uncommon back then. If Nintendo fucked up, they would admit it and demand better. But ever since the Wii-era something changed. Nintendo became a company capable of doing no wrong in the eyes of the "nu-Nintendo" fans. Wii was when I checked out. I hated the subpar graphics and the casualization of everything. I bought both a Xbox 360 and a PS3 that generation instead. My experience with the Wii came from playing it at a friend's house. It was an awful console with pretty much no redeeming factors. Even though I was a loyal Nintendo fan up until that point, I could not justify the act of buying literal garbage. I don't know what happened, but suddenly around that point Nintendo fans became unable to admit the faults of their precious corporation. They treat Nintendo as if they are a beloved family member who they'll defend to the death if you so much as criticize anything they do.
>>714370391>Because they sell trash techThat works and is cost effective, unlike Sony and Microsoft who always shell for the latest shit, inflating costs.
>>714367324 (OP)E-celebs following the current trend + 4channers being contrarian for the sake of it
Saw several replies so stupid they don't even deserve a (You)
>this thread again
Fuck off jeets
>>714370721How is Nintendo the best or innovating in the modern era?
Hardmode: Don't list sales numbers. You're not in their finance department.
Because of pedos like you, the constant pedo spam, your entire fanbase being obsessed with slop for children, anyone that shills for Nintendo is a certified pedophile.
>>714370779>They treat Nintendo as if they are a beloved family member who they'll defend to the death if you so much as criticize anything they do.This hits the nail on the fucking head. Either that or Nintendo is the god of their religion. The naysayers are trying to make them question their faith. How dare they?!
>>714370779Dude, quit being a fucking autist and shut the fuck up. It's not that serious. Walk away from the PC and get some Sun. It'll do you good.
>>714371178Nintendo doesnโt know you exist.
>>714371297every accusation is a confession
because they're selling less for more now
the switch 2 as a piece of hardware is indefensibly bad and they know it because all that tendies cite is sales
nintendo could've sold anything and it would be just as succesful
>>714370858A ps5 digital edition is cheaper than a switch 2, with significantly better performance
>>714371408That anon wrote a thorough and logical response. The state of Nintendo is deteriorated compared to the 2000s.
Your comment is filled with emotion like a woman. You will now resort to name calling.
The games Nintendo makes aren't serious and that makes people who take themselves and their hobby very seriously upset
>>714370779Nintendo betrayed us, the cultists simply fall for their lies and think they are their family or friends, when no company is your friend and as soon as you stop being on "their side" you become their enemy. Fuck the fans and fuck trashtendo.
>>714371652NTA but I see the exact same comment in every single thread saying why they hate Nintendo.
It's neither through and logical, it's just parroting what was said over and over like a broken record.
>>714371647And with significantly less games
>>714371652He may respond like a woman, but you sound like a bitch
>>714371274>still seething about salesHardware wise? Both switches are definitely trying new stuff, detachable controllers, built in 2nd controller scheme for quick play, mouse mode, the works
Software wise? The new MK is different enough from the baseline it's got monkeys screeching every day here, open world games with the sheer freedom that BotW offers alongside its physics engine are pretty innovative, a fighting game about stretchy arm boxers, each with their own quirks is new, etc
All game devs after 2015 have been annoying retards in one way or the other, and it was only a matter of time before Nintenduh became as bad as the rest.
>>714367324 (OP)>Abuses nostalgia to sell people mediocre slop>ESG/DEI>Raping beloved franchisesThey've become the new Disney.
>>714372320this thread isn't about Playstation anon
>>714367324 (OP)The juggernaut success of the Nintendo Switch is the biggest prolonged nonstop assfucking this board has ever endured.
And now it's happening all over again with Switch 2.
>>714370779I am going to screencap this for use in future conversations with these "nu-nintendo fans" as you call them. /v/ is completely filled to the brim with these ppl.
>>714367324 (OP)They were supposed to go 3rd party in 2016, but instead became the most successful console manufacturer.
Snoys were already licking their chops at the thought of playing Mario on their PS4s.
Then PS5 came out and failed to beat Switch.
Then Switch 2 came out and didn't flop.
It's been nothing but straight Ls for Snoys for the past 8 years.
>>714372372PlayStation just openly hates their old fans. Can't really call that abusing people's nostalgia.
they are good at what they do
>>714371487Said the ninepedophile that spends his days spamming screenshots and making up stories for his alter ego to reply with a surprised, is that true?
>>714372508>Company is making money therefore I'm winningdo you own a share of Nintendo or something retard?
>>714371408>NOOOOO, you're not ALLOWED to criticize my precious corporation!
>>714372508Kek with Xbox now dead and Sony porting all their games to PC, it's only a matter of time before Nintendo are the only console manufacturer left. They won the long game and that makes /v/ shit blood.
>>714370779Console wars are very serious and real
>>714372586scamming and robbing people?
>>714372620>hopes and prays for Nintendo to flop>gets raped by reality >"sales don't matter anyway! REEEEEEEEEEEE!Why can't I stop laughing?
>>714370779>>714371335>>714371998>>714372491gonna samefag and reply to this post agreeing with myself 300 times
>>714367324 (OP)For starters, a lot of what you see online is ragebaiting / shitposting. Don't take it too seriously.
For me, I wouldn't say that I hate Nintendo, but I have also been disillusioned by the company over the last decade.
>burned by WiiU>burned by transition to Switch>NSO so bad that it's mogged by PS3's free online>unable to (officially) buy retro games>sick of expensive ports padding the library>find most 1st/2nd party Switch games redundant, at best>never forgot that Nintendo tried to dodge the joycon issue>unhappy with hardware build quality overallI'm not giving them a pass for being marginally better than their modern competition. They could and should do better, but the entertainment industry is so fucked that I think people are accepting of poor quality overall. I'm not buying from Nintendo anymore. There are more worthwhile games outside of the "new thing" space than I can realistically play anyway.
>>714370779No one is capable of hating nintendo more than an ex-nintendo loyalist. GCN was pure kino.
>>714372163>And with significantly less gamesHas all of best games that came out in the last 5 years, all of the GOTY games and contenders unlike a certain tablet that's getting 5 year-old ports that go there to die.
I do not understand the repetition of this retarded thread.
>>714372880OP just wants to get rid of every hater.
Its simple. Nintendo has gone full on evil.
People that only played Mario and Zelda slops on the N64 and GC and nothing else shouldn't offer their shitty takes on anything relating to modern Nintendo
>>714367324 (OP)it's a combination of
>snoys>xbots>pc gamers because of sour grapes>segatards who STILL can't get over losing in 1999>poor people>pirates>blm lovers still angry nintendo didn't put george flloyd in all their games>lgbt still angry that nintendo didn't put fag marriage in tomodachi lifethe thing that unites all these different groups is they are all subspecies of loser
success breeds jeaalousy
>>714372949Genuinely true.
>C&D's fan projects
>pressures community events into closing
>was greedy enough to ask for a cut of your ad revenue if you made videos with their games during the WiiU/3DS era
>limited digital stock
>selling you the same 8-bit games for arm and leg on every generation
>game card key
all just from the recent memory
>>714372940they were always evil. it was just a question of rising to the top victorious. microkikesoft did the same during the 360 era, and sony with the ps2 era. again, no company is your friend, they just want your money and nothing else.
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>>714372508They went 3rd 30 years ago.
Tendies wouldn't be tendies if they weren't mentally ill eunuchs that live in la-la land.
>>714367324 (OP)They hate their consumers.
It became harder to defend them each year.
>>714372876GOTY in the 2020s means whoever has the most lgbtpoc sex scenes
Nintendo not winning those awards hasn't hurt them in the slightest
>>714367324 (OP)HAVE A LOOK
https://www.suedbynintendo.com/
>>714372989How much is Nintendo paying you shill?
>>714372508Nobody wants to play mario, when will you tendies fucking get it?
>>714373038Stick to famitsu awards...oh wait...they can't even win those!
>>714372620It's more that snoys are losing, to be perfectly honest. They've infested the board for too long.
>>714372590Iunno man, the CP posting only happens when Sony is doing like shit
>>714372620I do, and your seething is a treat because i laugh at your tears AND make money off them
>>714372876>Go there to die>Sales are the best in that shitty tablet for most gamesTry again
Smelly, brown, brazilian thread.
>>714372815>hardware buildcan't be helped, everything is made in china now for hundreds of millions of people worldwide, how you gonna check everything?
>>714370779>they are a beloved family member who they'll defend to the death if you so much as criticize anything they do.I know that feeling. Some members of my own family I loathe because of that attitude.
But anyway, granted I loved the Wii, Nintendo since the Wii U, went down hard.
The Famitsu Game Awards 2024 winners
Game of the Year: Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
Most Valuable Creator: Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Development Team
Best Scenario: Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
Best Music: Metaphor: ReFantazio
Best Graphics: Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
Best Action Game: Astro Bot
Best Action Adventure Game: Rise of the Ronin
Best Adventure Game: Emio โ The Smiling Man: Famicom Detective Club
Best RPG: Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth
Best Game App: Zenless Zone Zero
Best Indie Game: Nine Sols
Best Rookie Game: Metaphor: ReFantazio
Best Character: Tifa Lockhart
>>714373073Nintendo doesn't care enough to pay for shills. They've got consumers to entertain, employees to pay, buildings to construct.
14 days till Donkey Kong.
Holy fuck this board is getting raped again. XDD
>>714370779>Nintendo became AppleThe difference is you can literally just ignore Nintendo games and they stop existing. You have to actively seek out Nintendo news and communities to get angry at
>>714372163>And with significantly less gamesthose have literally nothing to do with hardware
exclusives only exist because of corporate bribes
they're not cost effective, they're profitable for nintendo
how many people would actually buy the switch if you could play all games on all platforms
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>>714370779BOTW and TOTK apologists are the worst ones. The fact that an indie company from Chinkistan is able to blow them the fuck out with practically zero effort is depressing.
>>714372747>hopes and prays for Nintendo to flopactually i was looking forward to a new console because i wasnt a big fan of the switch 1. the direct showed they're doubling down on the worst aspects of the switch (ports, remasters/reboots/remakes, gimmicks) which was very disappointing
>gets raped by realitystopped caring about the direct lil bro
>sales dont matter anywaywhy would they matter to me if im not interested in getting a switch 2? ill just continue playing games on my PC while you wait a thousand years for said games to be downgraded enough so they actually work on your toddler computer
maybe if nintendo somehow manages to make a game worth pirating ill boot up an emulator like i did for the switch 1
>>714370779>>714372491You already do. Because you have zero arguments your only option is discrediting the person you are arguing with by calling them cultists, or bootlickers.
You lost the right to argue that you are "criticising Nintendo to force them to make better products and services, but cultist tendies are getting mad" the moment you spammed the board for 2 months with the "Mario Kart is $90" lie.
What did you call people who pointed out your lie? Cultists and bootlickers.
You are only interested in shitposting and lying.
Fuck off faggot.
>>714373073oh yeah, also palworld and fangame lovers
they are bitter that nintendo stomped on their dicks lmao
you will not infringe on nintendo's copyright!
>>714367324 (OP)Heavy is the crown, anon.
>>714373329stopped caring after the direct*
>>714373234Looks like Nintendo won
>umm akshully games journalists are heckin based and their opinions matter! stop posting sales, those don't count!
>>714372880The local macaco is just prepping his ass for the Famitsu rape that's coming in a bit
>>714372989Also add
>unironical glowies>>714373020>Emutranny gloating>always posting pics from the first levels onlyAlways the same, huh?
>>714372989>everyone else but me is a losermy man, the stereotype of childress manchildren playing baby game bing bing wahoo was based entirely on tendies' exploits
>the cope for their entire miserable fanbase being greasy balding pedos is "nah"
Smash, pokemon, Merdio, Zelda, Diddy Kong, all pedo slop, tendies are not part of the gaming community, everyone despises you.
>No more used games as they are on key cards now
>No used consoles without risking buying a lemon
>Sellers aren't allowed to sell Nintendo products at a discount without risking getting sued by Nintendo
>No third party accessories as the USB-C port is proprietary
>Key carts instead of game carts
>You have to pay $20 to "upgrade" your games
>Nintendo can brick your consoles for any reason
>Nintendo also raises the prices of old games as they age instead of lowers them
Gee I wonder why?
>>714373360>you will not infringe on nintendo's copyright!please for the love of god tell me this was bait and you didnt type this unironically
>>714373224Maybe. It's not really my job to fix that issue, though, and for what's it worth, I would gladly pay an extra 25% on the hardware if I had confidence that it would stand the test of time (as many older Nintendo systems have). If Nintendo ran decent software sales and offered free online? Hell, I'd pay an extra 50% on the hardware.
The game of selling cheap junk to bring people into your market is such a losing play for the consumer when it comes to electronics. The price of official hardware / software is rarely low enough to justify it.
>>714373458Nintendo won at making slop, the McDonald's of video games, yep yep.
>>714373803>No more used games as they are on key cards>Sellers aren't allowed to sell Nintendo products at a discount>proprietary USB-C port>also raises the prices of old gamesKEK Ninpedos will defend all this
>>714373892Not McDonalds. Apple. Nintendo is the Apple corporation of gaming
>>714373306>The fact that an indie company from Chinkistan is able to blow them the fuck out with practically zero effort is depressing.Except in the gameplay dept. You know, the actual HARD part of game development.
Nintendo are light-years beyond every other developer. It's actually embarrassing.
McDonald's has the best restaurants in the world!
be honest tendies
for all the sales bragging, how many people do you think would buy nintendo consoles if exclusives stopped existing
>>714367324 (OP)Brown people can't afford switch 2s and gamestop doesn't have a surplus of them like ps5s so they cant just steal one
>>714373348NTA but did you actually read what you wrote before you hit "post"? Mario Kart World is $80 fucking dollars, dude. What the fuck are you on about? The game should have been $60 max especially considering the lack of content and low quality of what little there is.
I want you to remember the entire justification when Snoy increased priced from $60-70. It was entirely due to the massive $300-500 million dollar budgets these games required to be made. Something like Horizon Forbidden West may not be my cup of tea when it comes to gameplay or character design, but you cant deny that it has extremely high production values. Games like that cost an arm and a leg to develop. This somewhat justifies the price increase. Nintendo on the other hand is slapping an $80 price tag on a game that literally looks like a glorified PS3-era title. It's literally beyond defending for any rational human being. Even $70 would be nuts, but the fact that they decided to go above and beyond to $80 is absolutely mind-boggling considering what's on offer. They shit on their fans and they just gobble it down no matter how hard it is to swallow. It's like you people genuinely have Stockholme Syndrome or something....
>>714374120If Genshin isn't good, why has it made more than $10 billion in revenue??
>>714374165Why do you think Nintendo is so defensive of their IP. They lose control of them they cease to exist overnight
>>714374165what are you retards even trying to prove
of course people buy a games console for the games, what else would they buy one for
I wonder what psychology calls this weird phenomenon of acting like someone is terrible while actively being way worse is
>>714373329>ill just continue playing games on my PCYeah have fun sitting at your desk in your cum-stenched bedroom, trying to play Nintendo games on shitty emulators.
I'm heading to Mont Saint Michel at the end of the month. Looking forward to playing Donkey Kong on the balcony with a chilled beer, as the sunsets.
>>714374453Projection, I think. Even if NDS is the cause here.
>>714374373>number of copies of Genshin sold:>ZERO
>>714367324 (OP)>What went wrong?BotW, unironically. That mediocre piece of shit blowing up as
>le heckin greatest game eva!!!!!!!has single-handedly given Nintendo a free pass to enact any and all lazy, jewy practises and get away with it with the slobbering manchild fanbase eating everything up.
Nintendo could shit out a literal turd and sell it as their next exclusive funko po- sorry I mean amiibo, and the fans would be fighting tooth and nail to spend thousands of dollars on it.
>>714369972>It's the same thing that happened to Bethesda.FO4, FO76 (especially near release) and Starfield are all bad games. It took Oblivion for people to have faith in them again
>>714374120The gameplay (both combat and exploration) in Genshin is a massive step up over both BOTW and TOTK, anon. Same goes for is the story and music for that matter.
>>714374453That's called being Nintendo as thats what they do with anybody who does something they don't like
>>714374165Yes they would
They are cattle, after all
>>714374423you buy a pc for the sheer functionality and the high performance
you buy home consoles for ease of use and good value at that price point
the switch has ease of use and portability but is that worth it over just playing old games on your phone and the more demanding ones at home?
>>714374692It's mind-blowing that this bland piece of shit was once heralded as the best game ever made, and still is by the most retarded and tasteless of faggots.
Nintendo is evil but I'm still going to buy their console whenever it gets in stock. Why? Because Microsoft, Sony and Valve are just as fucking evil. They'd do what Nintendo is doing if they were in its place in a heartbeat.
>>714374120>Take game which already has the world, 95% of the assets and gameplay>Take 7 years making havok physics slightly less jank than half life 2>Run out of time, can't actually flesh out the sky islands or depths>Make dungeons somehow worse than divine beasts>For the first time in recorded history, Zelda manages to lose GOTYI'm glad this game will be remembered more like Skyward Sword than Ocarina.
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>>714373261>tendies spam their garbage 24/7 in 20 different NTR, blacked and cucked porn threads>famitsutranny threads>derail non-nintendo game threads to the point games that don't have Shitch port are not allowed to be discussed here>wtf why are we hated :'(Nintendo is only successful because of low IQ pajeets like (you)
If you like video games but hate Nintendo you shouldn't be involved in this industry. There's no industry without them and all those shit games and genres you play on your PC, they started.
>>714374120>xhe thinks tendienormgoyim care about gameplay
do you pieces of SHIT want the BEST company to FUCKING die? FUCK YOU you economic terrorist culture warrior faggot
I WILL PAY FOR $20 UPGRADES
I WILL BUY $100 KEY CARDS
I WILL NOT MISUSE THE CONSOLE AND I WONT GET BRICKED
I WILL BUY 15 YEAR OLD GAMES FOR THE PRICE OF NEW GAMES
because *I* am not a pathetic snoy-loving, deck-using poorfag LOSER like you faggots. fuck you and may nintendo have their way with you
>>714375008But nintedo fans don't like videogames, they're more into sales numbers and interracial porn
>>714374601>FO4It's not the game I wanted, but I've been pleasantly surprised as I've been playing through it for the first time. For better or worse, it feels authentic to Bethesda's vision of the IP without being anywhere near as cringe-inducing as FO3. Gameplay systems are obviously a bit shallow. Settlement building is kind of cool, but it's gimped on vanilla. And I've also started noticing how shallow some of the quest narratives are (looking at you, Goodneighbor). FO4 feels very unfinished to me in a way that FO3 and NV avoided (bugs aside). Honestly, I find it kind of strange that they abandoned it in favor of other games as early as they did.
>>714370779During that rough patch (Wii-Wii u era) I was really, REALLY hoping Nintendo would move past the casual crowd and eventually deliver games for their hardcore base again. Unfortunately, it seems like it's never going to happen even after waiting decades ffs.
>>714374165Who cares, the games are the reason to buy a console in general, otherwise the best "console" would just be some chink steambox loaded with Spyware
>>714374692>The gameplay (both combat and exploration) in Genshin is a massive step up over both BOTW and TOTK, anon.
>>714370779Pretty much. The wii was the last Nintendo console I ever bought.
>>714375003Why are you projecting and admitting you go around in Nintendo threads shitting them up with your shitposting and tranny porn fetishes?
>>714374792Software is always more important than hardware
Nintendo has the best software, so people buy their hardware
That's all there is to it
Phone gaming is for unemployed people with no friends or family, I don't want my gameplay to be interrupted by people calling or messaging me. Better to have both my switch and my phone so I can put one down to use the other
>>714375003don't reply to me with bait
>>714375232Kek snoys actually play this abosulte dogshit because they don't have Zelda.
>>714374896Why not simply boycott all 4 of them, anon? Don't tell me you're a weak-willed zoomer male.
>>714367324 (OP)Nintendo makes videogames and their schizos chosen company doesn't
>>714374896maybe sony and microsoft but valve?
they have absolute dominance and they use it to have the most liberal refund terms, they don't bribe publishers into not making console games and they're funding and pioneering a way to play games outside of microsoft's jurisdiction for free
>>714375338>because they don't have Zelda?
>>714375404>for freeWhy are Valve dick suckers so dumb?
>>714375282>it's ickyso no reason to buy a switch in that scenario?
>>714367324 (OP)artificial hatred
>>714367324 (OP)Keep in mind that outside of /v/, the people that hate Nintendo are primarily hardcore Nintendo fans themselves. In real life and on mainstream social media there arenโt any snoys or PC vegans that dedicate their lives to attacking Nintendo. It is almost entirely comp fags of various scenes feeling like they were mistreated by Nintendo, speedrunning fags that feel they arenโt being catered to, or people that canโt afford Switch 2 but really want one, or Pokรฉmon fans that feel like theyโve been burnt too many times, or hackers that hate how Switch 2โs security is locked down, or franchise autists that are upset they havenโt gotten a new game in X amount of years, etc.
But I think the biggest thing is zoomers getting older and coming to grips with the fact that Nintendo actively dislikes their hardcore, adult fanbase. Nintendo is a very prideful company and they are steadfast to their image of being a family friendly console mainly for children and mainly made for leisure and short bursts of gameplay. In fact Nintendo actively looks down on people that take their games too seriously, or anyone that could possibly disrupt Nintendoโs image of being a casual brand for families and especially children. From this point you either become a jaded Nintendo fan that eventually gets fed up and walks away, or you become a Nintendo adult that worships and consumes without any question
>>714375439>PC fatties are so desperate to play Nintendo games they have to put up with living like this
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>>714375282>Nintendo has the best softwareStopped reading right there. Nintendo is the best at shutting up the kids for a few hours while drugged up parents fuck in the backroom. Its the cocomelon of game software
>>714375462pajeets shill for ubislop and Sony though????
>>714375475point me to the paywall required to use linux and proton
>>714375475proton is free retard...
>>714374896valve is in a better place than nintendo and they dont do shit. gooks are just soulless faggots
>>714375629You can just search for any random Best Games Ever List and without fail the Top 20 will always be completely saturated with Nintendo titles.
We have already chosen our beautiful new era.
>>714375624>ai summaryhow many cockroaches do you have living in your cock
how many rocks do you eat per day
>>714375687you've been brainwashed into being Gabe's paypig so he can buy another yacht you retarded faggot
>>714375282>Nintendo has the best softwareTendies play a game designed for literal toddlers and call it a 10/10 lmao
>>714375624>works on my machine haha, here's a screenshot of the main menu or starting area to prove it!
>>714375603>From this point you either become a jaded Nintendo fan that eventually gets fed up and walks away, or you become a Nintendo adult that worships and consumes without any questionThis
>>714375748And who wrote those articles I wonder? Nintendo Shills who of course is going to give pappa Nintendo the best scores because Nintendo then give them free stuff
>>714375624looks and runs better than it does on the switch 2 desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuiqY0AC8bs
>>714375759Xhe's seething.
The ultimate editions of BotW/TotK are exclusive to Switch 2 and are currently the highest rated games of the year on Metacritic.
>>714375232>Posts the ONE (1) character out of like 100 total that was grossly overtuned>Combat even in this worst-case scenario still somehow looks better than >>714374692You lost
>>714367324 (OP)Nintendo actually makes games
>>714375748and every single one of those people that wrote those were journocattle that are literally paid by Nintendo or threatened by them, or simply a nostalgianigger like 90% of the current fanbase.
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>>71437593712 game journos or 360 users
who do I trust
>>714375937>currently the highest rated games of the year on Metacritic.Omg I love the last of us now
>>714375937>we're using metacritic as a metric nowninpedo fans cant get lower than this...
>>714375937Something about this post comes off as dishonest.
>>714367324 (OP)>What went wrong?
Love to see threads full of summerfags born in the middle of the wagglan era, patting one another on the back in an attempt to make each other feel smart and informed.
To answer your question, OP, itโs because the faults of Nintendo are more visibly apparent to the consumer (higher prices chief among them) as compared to their competition. Issues such as draconian hiring and ownership practices (Microsoft), workplace abuse (Ubisoft + EA), etc. are way harder to get the average joe (and /v/tard) to care about, despite being arguably worse for the industry and the end consumer once things are all said and done.
The parasocial attachment people have to Iwata is fucking bizarre to me given how many issues the company still had during his days. You never see those people brining up the Nintendo ambassador program, the continued dismantling of fan projects, the persistent litigiousness against emulation, etc.
Nintendo has not changed too much since his time at the company, despite what these people would have you believe. The only differences I see are that directs arenโt boring as sin and you can upload Mario videos without getting raped by a DMCA
>>714375687>>714375638Have you ever considered that maybe just maybe Valve wants an OS that is going to encourage people to buy from steam over using things like PC games pass for games?
>>714375937>kikecritic>where you don't even need to own the game to rate it
>>714375919>$4000 rig>still gets crashes and bugs>720p upscaled to 4K>physics completely fall apart over 30fpsSorry but Switch 2 chads are winning here. But it's always nice to see you so desperate to play those games you hate so much XDD
>>714374358>from $60-70You always conveniently forget how it was raised from 60โฌ to 80โฌ in Europe.
>>714376062Last of Us is indeed a great videogame
>>714375919Yea no, this literally doesn't look as good as the switch 2 upgrade lol
>>714376135did the video i linked feature any of that?
>Switch 2 chadsLOL
>>714376067>nowthey've been using it for years IF it suits their narrative but the moment its something against their narrative they will immediately discard it and pretend like no one gives a fuck about Metacritic
>>714375603Best post by far
>>714375937The amount of seething this post caused lmao
because retards think everything should be edgelord games. some of us just want to play games that appeal to nostalgia and our childhoods and nintendo doesn't bother being an edgelord. it's like you faggots say "hurrr you should grow up" fuck that. once a nintendo kid, always a nintendo kid. been that way since the 90s
>>714367324 (OP)It all boils down to poorfags, graphicsfags, and console warriors. People want their console to be the best and poorfags canโt afford to buy 2 consoles or the games. The graphicsfags are the worst though. They are the ones spamming about how a game has to have incredible graphics to be good when all of the highest rated games are from decades prior.
After that, those people spiral into depression and want to make everyone else miserable too. It would be nice to actually discuss games on this board, but at least it gives me the occasional chuckle. And itโs not as gay as Reddit.
>>714376326>it boils down to |primary Nintendo audience|huh?
>>714367324 (OP)I don't hate Nintendo, I hate tendies
>>714376268You should use an image you've never used before if you want to samefag.
Fanboys defending a multibillion company to death alongside the lengths of them taking down things
>>714371274>How is Nintendo the best or innovating in the modern era?They literally create trends that everyone follows, they created a new market, etc.
>>714376123>an objectively good thing is bad because... because the competition doesn't support it
>>714376059Considering Nintendo gave the middle finger to journos, probably them. Or you could be honest and actually read the negative reviews and see that they are people giving 1โs because โI had to pay for a graphics upgrade.โ
>>714371274They took the open world trend and slapped it on a few Nintendo IPs. It doesn't get more innovative than that.
>>714374692>The gameplay (both combat and exploration) in Genshin is a massive step up over both BOTW and TOTK, anon.Genshin rotations are literally the most boring rote gacha assembly line horseshit ever. BOTW accomodates both casual and hardcore play:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLdtdhGobqg&ab_channel=RinHara5aki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XOK7G-8iG4&ab_channel=GAMENIAC
>>714371274>How is Nintendo the best or innovating in the modern era?The relentless copying only seems to go in one direction.
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>>714367324 (OP)It only seems that way because you're used to them getting constantly fellated. EA, Ubisoft, ActiBlizz, Xbox, and even Sony at times get just as much if not more hate. Hell you can say just about anything negative about those companies and not be met with much if any push back. So sad that poor Nintendo is subject to the same bad press everybody else gets while they still sell gangbusters oh woe is them.
>>714376326>They are the ones spamming about how a game has to have incredible graphics to be good when all of the highest rated games are from decades prior.Nintendo was always the graphics king in their first several generations of consoles. Why should we be forced to accept worse now? Compared to their direct competition they always beat them in graphics until the Wii.
>NES BTFO Master System>SNES BTFO Genesis>N64 BTFO PS1>Gamecube BTFO PS2Now we're lucky if nintendo is only one generation behind every other company. Mario Kart World, their flagship system seller, looks like a 2007 game from 360/PS3. It's officially over.
>>714376092I'm fine with this assessment. Nintendo had a good thing going for a while when it came to the perception of being more "consumer friendly" than the competition, but they've eroded a lot of that during the years after the Wii. The correct play is to avoid funding any of the major vidya companies as much as possible. You'll never convince the average gamer to do this, though.
>>714376774funny how handhelds were dead to sony, only for them to rethink it after the switch. do they have one original thought?
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>>714377045>Gamecube btfo PS2holy tourist
>>714370779The image is depressing as fucking shit.
>>714376964Take a good look at the joypad in your hands and then get on your knees and say THANKS to Nintendo for giving you a way to play video games.
Reflect on your childhood.
There must have always been Nintendo games in your memories.
If you hate Nintendo, that means you had a lonely and boring childhood.
>>714374896Nintendo is evil in the same sense as a bad behaving dog who eats your shoes while everyone else is literal rape and murder factories that kill people by the dozens every day.
>>714377045This is what happens when you get groomed by Nintendo since birth. You post shit like this and actually believe it.
>>714377228Bruh the GameCube BTFO out PS2.
>>714377228Is your reading comprehension okay, anon? He's not talking about sales.
>>714377463>remember that time you consumed indiscriminately and had zero concept of the value of your time? that's nintendo
>>714374165>be honest, would you buy a console if it had nogaemes?No, it's why I dropped Sony after the PS2 and Xbox after the Xbox. What's the point of a console if you're not playing the games for it?
>>714377368i don't use slopsoles or gayhelds drone
>>714377045Because graphics have stagnated considerably. Nintendo now has a niche that nobody else can fill. They have their own IPs but also have an iron fist over the handheld market without splitting buyers between a home console and handheld. They are slowly creeping up to everyone else with newer tech while not having to charge out the ass for it. There is absolutely no reason for them to rush to catch up because the next generation will pretty much be it for the graphics revolution.
theyโre as anti consumer as EA yet somehow get a pass as the โgood guyโ company for some reason
>>714377045Shame each consecutive console release resulted in less and less sales. Then the Wii made insane money and they never went back to putting effort into their production values ever again.
Nintendo was the most popular drawn pornography for decades until games like overwatch and such overtook them. Their fans are in parasocial sexual relations with the company. They are the most sexualized fandom on the market always inventing some new coomslop like bowsette. They don't think with their brains.
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>>714377684my PS3 had plenty of games to play
but yeah i switched to PC only after that and never looked back
consoles and handhelds are an embarrassment unless its Deck.
>>714377714>Because graphics have stagnated considerably.They have regressed.
>>714373803Nintendo's console, Nintendo's rules. You wouldn't bring fast food in to eat with your friends at a five-star restaurant would you? No of course not. Fuck off.
>>714377917only if you're Nintenslop or UE5jeet dev.
Other engines dont have this issue, especially CryEngine.
>>714377045Nintendo visuals are literally getting worse.
Compare how great ARMS looked visually to dog shit like MKW and Ugly kong. that shit looks worse than most WiiU games looked. they're going backwards.
it's not even because of technology it's because of poor quality art direction.
>>714373306>The fact that an indie company from Chinkistan is able to copy them and put out some 3d models and assets that are more detailed running on hardware that is 10* more powerful totally means anything guys, nintendoomed.kill yourself, retarded faggot.
>>714377954>five star restaurantnintendo is disneyland relying on their customers' idolatry
>>714377067They were only โconsumer friendlyโ in the sense that they were cheaper than the competition. I donโt personally factor price into my equation when assessing if a company has my interests in mind; Iโm more than happy to pay a higher premium if it means I get a higher quality product without strings attached.
However you are correct in that most peopleโs perception of โpro consumerโ starts and ends with the price tag. Most people pissing and moaning about Nintendo right now havenโt even heard the phrases โright to repairโ or โpredatory EULAโ in their life.
I suppose the illusion was going to go away eventually, but this whole situation has been very frustrating for me as someone who has kept up with the company (and the wider gaming industry) for decades at this point. Most of the shit theyโre pulling now is not new, and yet everyone seems shocked. Itโs very odd.
Then again Iโm probably just watching my time given that 80% of the people ITT are no more than 15 years old.
>>714378212price tag is an absolutely valid metric
there are no bad products, only bad prices
>>714376072Based. Where's the evidence for their misdeeds, though, Eric?
>>714378101Difference is Nintendo saved video games while Disney just made some shitty movies with zero cultural impact. Nintendo literally saved an entire artform from dying.
>>714377828You make tendies sound based though.
>>714378006>bringing up cryengine>when devs using cryengine actually got it running on the switch 1 better than any UE4 or UE5 game could work on it
>>714374601Lol people liked HiFi Rush too but then they shitcanned the studio for no reason. It's basically the gen alpha equivalent to Kid Icarus Uprising. Short, sweet, cult classic that'll never get a sequel due to corporate greed.
>>714378350>Nintendo saved video games......................how?
by making bloated ubislop open world game?
>>714378212wait till you see how much the PS6 and Xbox 2 will cost
>>714378350do you honestly think videogames wouldn't exist if not for nintendo
>>714378410That's because we are.
>>714377714I know, anon. There is zero incentive to give us quality products again if their loyal consooomers just keep on consooooming whatever they shit out. What a lucky corporation to be blessed with such loyal, shit-eating fans. It's unironically what every megacorp dreams of. You can bet your ass if Sony had fans like that they'd still be shipping games that look like PS3 titles graphically. Unfortunately for them, they're held to a higher standard because their fans demand high quality graphics. Nu-Nintendo fans are enablers of low quality slop; it's as simple as that.
>>714377790>theyโre as anti consumer as EA>yet somehow get a pass as the โgood guyโ company for some reasonMaybe it has to do with them not buying up studios to ruin them? Maybe it has to do with them putting out finished products instead of using retards like you as beta-testers? Maybe it has to do with their games not being full of micro-transactions in every menu? Maybe it has to do with them taking years to develop a polished game that surprises people instead of pushing out the same exact sportsball crap every year?
>>714378443you must be at least 18 in order to post here
>>714378485>woke, snoy > >:(>woke, nintendo>:O
>>714378559>cute normal white girl who likes to sing is woke now.kys, you disingenuous nigger.
>>714378559Pauline Jr. is not woke.
>>714378485How long will i have to wait for animations of her getting mating pressed by the Donk.
>>714378548are you replying to yourself?
please tell me you aren't defending EA 2.0 but japan
>>714367324 (OP)anti consumer practices, and the fact that these faggots think they can make up their own bogus laws
>>714378443Stupid westerners brought the industry to the brink of ruin with low quality shovelware. Nintendo stepped in and changed everything with games that pushed the boundaries of what was possible at the time. Now deckturds want to bring us back to the dark ages.
>>714370779>posting bullshots
>>714378472Consoles? Probably.
>>714378032>Nintendo visuals are literally getting worse.Objectively correct
>>714378795>Stupid westerners brought the industry to the brink of ruin with low quality shovelware. Nintendo stepped in and made low quality shovelwareand.. this saved the industry how? ..
>>714378795>Stupid westerners brought the industry to the brink of ruin with low quality shovelwareAnd now they are ruining it with bloated budget games that nobody actually enjoys playing. Nintendo will steamroll everyone again and the tears from the snoys and steamies are going to be sweet.
>>714378918they can't stop me
>>714378853>using MK8D sky high sundaythis is a troll image
>>714378853It's like they are ashamed of colorful visuals.
>>714378879What low quality shovelware retard
>>714378853what the fuck is up with the last two images? total fucking gay world map?
>>714378918why is nintendo going after piracy harder than ever despite being more popular than ever?
their success has only made them greedier
>>714378918>unrestrained arrogant piracyand proud of it
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>lived long enough to see tendies defend anti-soul gas
>>714378961The fact that so many schizos claim to have no interest in Nintendo while still feverishly attempting to emulate their games, just goes to prove why their products are so desirable.
>>714371647>A ps5 digital edition is cheaper than a switch 2and it doesn't have a battery, and a screen, and a game reader, and games and it's not portable.
>>714379103it's pure greed
>>714379103>why is nintendo going after piracy harder than everBecause pirates are parasites and should honestly be thrown into a woodchipper.
>>714379119Please leave this board.
Thank you.
>>714379119what games as a service did nintendo make
>>714379126Im a massive fan of Nintendo and probably their biggest critic.
>>714378918my Yuzu with pirated Xenoblade 2,3 and FE Three Houses and Three Hopes are safe though
nothing else is worthwhile on nintenslop platform
>>714378853This shit is brutal.
>>714378494>Nu-Nintendo fans are enablers of low quality slopMost of their best games ever were released in the last decade or so.
>DKCTF, better than all other DKC games, contender for best 2d platformer of all time.>Super Mario Odyssey, best 3D platformer of all time.>Zelda Tears of The Kingdom, best adventure/exploration game of all time.>...
>>714379304and tendies will still defend this
>>714367324 (OP)Probably because of their anti-customer practice.
>We COULD make multiplayer better by raising the price, but nah. Let's just keep it shit while having the prices low to compete.>We COULD address the fundamental problem with our controllers, but nah. Let's just give them a replacement so they will ask for another one in about a year.>We COULD make sure some games are explicitly digital and can only be purchased as such, but nah. Let's make sure to blur the line even further by sneaking in the fact that it's a digital, even if you buy the physical cartridge for it.People are just starting to notice a lot more of this since the Switch release.
>>714379192the only people who should be destined for the wood chipper are the faggots buying and supporting the switch 2 with its online only no physical games console. like you
>>714379192but nintendo's problem with piracy is literally service related
pirates don't want to buy dedicated hardware worse than they already have to get the nintendo game pass for the next few years
fighting piracy doesn't boost their sales and it only serves to make them lose goodwill outside of their echo chambers
look at valve, their drm is so paper thin you can remove it in a minute and they too have seen massive growth in recent years
>>714379428Please leave the board.
>>714379498they want to take their dead games back and resell them to you
>>714367324 (OP)I don't like how it feels like a not insignificant portion of fans give nintendo a free pass on most things. Companies should catch flack for doing shitty things, doesn't mean you hate the company.
>>714379103Because I hate brown people and I love seeing Nintendo shit all over these subhumans. Why would I NOT support them even more after this?
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>>714379395those aren't even the top 30 games in the last 30 years lmao
>ubisoft empty open world is now the best adventure game of all timeholy shit
>>714379498>pirates don't want to buyyep, that's true
>>714379304>baked in lighting vs
>full open world with day/night cycles and diverse weather conditions Seethe harder retard
>>714379395how old are you?
>>714379395>>Super Mario Odyssey, best 3D platformer of all timeOdyssey was fantastic but I still think Sunshine was better. It's about as good as 64, if not better though, and definitely better than Galaxy 1
>>714379586>Xhe can't cope with reality. Wowie Zowie!
>>714379498>but nintendo's problem with piracy is literally service related>pirates don't want to buy dedicated hardwareAnd they are not entitled to play the games. Just like I'm not entitled to go to your house and go into the pool because I feel like it and "it's not even hurting you, maaaan!!! Piracy is litteral 3rd worldist brown commie mentality and anyone engaging in it or defending it should be put to death.
>>714379586botw hate is cringe.
anon we all know everyone loved it
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>empty open world games
>wtf is this slop, gaming is regressing :/
>empty open world games, nintendo
>HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF GAMING INDUSTRY, THE WORLD IS SAVED :O
suing palworld did hate them even more
I wouldn't have to pirate if Nintendo weren't such greedy fucking kikes
>>714379669I'm 25, you are probably like 19.
>>714379395>DKCTFWorse than ever single other Donkey Kong Country and much too freaking easy. At least the dreadful "Returns" had some challenge occasionally.
>Super Mario OdysseyWorse than both SM64 and Sunshine. Worse than Banjo-kazooie and Tooie. Arguable worse than A Hat in Time. Better than Yooka-laylee. (No hub world is a fucking insult to the collect-a-thon platformer genre, btw)
>Zelda Tears of The KingdomI HOPE this is bait, anon.
>>714379779nah it was mediocre and a one playthrough game. it's not as good as lttp or oot
>>714379854>Worse than ever single other Donkey Kong CountryIt's okay to admit you have played it.
>>714379789we know you pajeets hate them
>>714379825I'm 39 and your a retarded little baby
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>>714379738>tendietranny projecting xer mental illnesstypical
>>714379779see picrel
>>714378853This doesn't make sense. They have been making cartoon graphics for decades and suddenly they don't know how to make it?
Fucking AstroBot looks better and it has terrible art style.
>>714367324 (OP)Theyโre right wing
>>714379881>it's not as good as lttp or ootHas to go back 35 years to find a game to compete.
>>714379881>mediocrelolno
>one playthroughLOLno
>lttp or ootlolno
it's so funny that you have to go through the established classics that had their detractors literally as they came out saying the same shit. in about 5 years you'll be saying that the switch 2 zelda is no botw, lttp, or oot
>>714379691Sunshine's level design is fucking awful. Good movement doesn't make up for some of the most boring and obnoxious Shines ever.
>>714379990>one of the most leftist corporations in the world>um ackshually they're right wing chuddy
>>714379996wind waker is better than botw
>>714380030if it were good I wouldn't have ditched it after one playthrough
>>714379586>BOTW comes out>beloved by critics and fans alike, highest scoring game ever, sells more than 30 million units.>TOTK comes out, sells more than BOTW in the same timespan and continues to sell.>uuhm ackshully, the game is just objectively bad because I and a few loud neckbeards on 4chan's /v/ board say so and can repeat a few buzzwords like ubislop and empty.Yeah sure, buddy. Care to give us a better adventure game then, I need to laugh.
>>714371652No he didnโt
He wrote complete projection
>>714379854>Worse than ever single other Donkey Kong Countrydidntplaythegame.jpg
DKCTF is legitimately one of the greatest pure skill based 2D platformers to come out, well, ever, and certainly one of the best DK games.
>>714380135it's not bad it just has no replayability, and boring.
>>714379748>>714379582because being contrarian to people you hate and ignoring their grievances has worked out well for the leftoids didn't it?
this is a complete failure of evaluation and this line of thinking will result in those browns you hate producing government sanctioned emulators
>>714379637>full open world with day/night cycles and diverse weather conditionsGenshin has that too but doesn't suffer from the same problem. It's also made by an indie company whereas Nintendo is a AAA juggernaut. Stop defending garbage and ask for better, anon.
>>714380074Sure anon, Nintendo is totally left wing
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>>714380135my post already contains the image of a vastly superior adventure game
>>714379947true, the millions of detractors seething at botw are indeed wrong! i'm glad you've brought this disease to light anon
>>714367324 (OP)shit hardware full of useless gimmicks, shuts down promising fan projects instead of hiring the developers, annoying stockholm-syndrome ridden fanbase and most importantly: terrible games
the last good game they put out was like splatoon 2 amost a decade ago and maybe that pokemon fighting game
They're a creepy, anti-consumer entity that doesn't even make good games anymore, it's all remakes and asset flips.
Their fanbase are completely deranged and /v/ is one of their strongholds
>>714380301its actually impressive how leftists and tendies are so similiar in their mental gymnastics to always come out on top in their minds.
>>714380382Why are you all so totally unhinged?
>>714380210>to people you hate and ignoring their grievancesThirdies aren't human. Who gives a shit about what you have to say lmao?
>>714379910>>714380204I played it on Wii U and I fucking hated it. Only redeeming aspects were the multiple playable characters and the music.
>>714379854>Worse than ever single other Donkey Kong CountryROFL, look at this fucking retard.
>difficulty = qualityYeah, you are retarded. And 100%ing the game is more difficult than whatever slop you are going to promote as being better. But we know you are a mongoloid gamer who can't into optional challenge and only plays game for 6h to finish the main story.
>Worse than both SM64 and SunshineNope. It has the best movement of any 3D platformer. The fact that you can't enjoy it is a problem with YOU.
>Arguable worse than A Hat in TimeYeah, we are getting into tragicomic territory here.
>>714380040i feel the complete opposite way. sunshine doesn't focus on unique themes among its different areas, and so more focus is put towards the distinct mechanical identity of its levels. it's sublime and has some of the most satisfying platforming sequences i've played in a mario game to date
>>714380123if that were true, you'd be the arbiter of good taste, but we know you're the keeper of trash opinions unfortunately
>>714380540you know that no matter how many times you're going to repeat something.. it won't actually become a reality right?
Right wing companies do not shut down fan projects or emulators
>>714380221The difference is that game is shit tho.
>>714379637>Muh diverse weather slop.who gives a fuck. the results look worse. it's a huge visual downgrade
>>714380447you care hence why you're responding and instead of ignoring the pirates you're giving them fuel by justifying nintendo's actions
if nintendo doesn't want piracy it needs to stop inflaming it
>>714380438>muh leftistsi'm sorry to inform that i'm not on your side chudnon
>>714372620I don't care who wins, I just need Sony to fucking die.
>>714380221>game running on 2019 PC looks more detailed than game running on Wii Uwhoah.
>>714370779Nu-Nintendo will never be able to compare to their former selves. They are simply enabled by rabid fans no matter what bullshit they pull. I don't think I'll ever need to add another Nintendo game to this image.
>>714380667>right wingers donโt protect their property and IPsLMAO anon, I think you are extremely confused
>>714380673>the results look worse. it's a huge visual downgradeWho are you trying to convince honey?
https://www.eurogamer.net/digitalfoundry-2025-mario-kart-world-tech-review
>>714380803Umm... anon? Mario Kart World is a 2025 game on their brand new system...
>>714380814>I don't think I'll ever need to add another Nintendo game to this image.Yet you added mostly Nintendo games, curious
>>714380847DELETE THIS!! JESUS CHRIST!!!
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i just want to see Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft die, nothing personal jeet shills.
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>>714380847>eurogamer>digital foundry is good if it glazes Nintendo but a snoy paid shill if it calls out a bad lazy port ( CP77 )
>>714367324 (OP)>Nintendo does the most anti consumerist shit for decades>Nintendo dickriders are rabid trying to defend/ignore all of it>Finally see a smidge of pushback because poorfags are retarded>Nooooooooo how can you be so mean Nintendo is the most hated company!!!!Tendies are so disgusting
How many Nintendo hate threads do you think thereโll be after pic related releases?
>>714381048How many times have you replied to yourself itt?
>>714367324 (OP)>dogshit games>cultist fanbase>Jewish agendaPick your poison
>>714381016I used to love Nintendo back when they were good. I call it as I see it, and right now Nintendo has never been in a worse state. The only redeeming factor is that they're going all in on the cunny with Bananza.
>>714381258literally no one aside from pedos care about this game
>>714381276I canโt tell who we are talking about here.
>>714381258I think there could be dozens per day.
Mario potentially having a daughter is a very big deal.
>>714381218You lost again. Starting to become a habit for you honey.
>>714380814This anon is definitely Irish.
>>714380684Or I rather watch and laugh at thirdies getting shit on once again for being subhuman.
>>71438125814 days til this board shits itself all over again. Can't wait lmao
>>714381504check the archives jeetnewnigger
>>714380205>it just has no replayabilityStraight up retarded when it took me over 200 hours to finish all the content (except for korok seeds).
>>714380847>digital troondry>here to tell you your eyes are lying to youneither them nor you know shit about art direction you dumb nigger.
I don't want to wait 2 weeks for bananza to come out bros. should I freeze myself so I don't have to wait?
>>714367324 (OP)Stop spamming this thread, Nintendo India
>>714378212>I suppose the illusion was going to go away eventually, but this whole situation has been very frustrating for me as someone who has kept up with the company (and the wider gaming industry) for decades at this point. Most of the shit theyโre pulling now is not new, and yet everyone seems shocked. Itโs very odd.Yeah. I get that, but I'm also old and retarded. From my point of view, Nintendo has been cheaping out on hardware for years while continuing to overcharge for software. The balance of value has been thrown off for me, so I'm not buying.
It's hard to piece together the "why" of things like "drop the price" taking off when the console's issues run deeper than surface level pricing. I don't get it either.
>>714380814>Twilight Zone, Higurashi, and Jacob's Ladder >No Silent Hill in the vidya sectionShameful
I find it kinda hilarious that after the gaming media trying their hardest to push that Nintendo is killing the industry or something since the Switch 2 direct, Microsoft just goes and do actual real damage in a single shot
>>714381958>Silent Hill>video gamepick one
>>714381258You'd have to pay me to play this
>>714382078You'll never get to play it.
>>714382023>I find it kinda hilarious that after the gaming media trying their hardest to push that Nintendo is killing the industryin what fucking world?
journoniggers literally exist to glaze Nintendo at every step and defend all of their jewish tricks
>>714382078You don't have to for me. The game looks to be the best game of the year so far.
>>714381958Games need to have good gameplay, anon...
>>714380847when a game actually looks good, you don't need a cope article explaining that
>no it's actually good.. because it uses "real-time dynamic bullshit" and "the latest volumetric fogslop technology"
>>714381335>back when they were good.Good thing they have been better than ever since the Switch. Nintendo after the N64 was a joke.
>>714382212every day i thank god i am not a consoleslopper
>>714382347Holy cope lmao
>>714382375Every day I thank God I'm not a brown subhuman.
>>714382375How's that Switch 2 emulator coming along anon?
>>714382450tell that to all the modern UE5 assetflips that use the latest slop but look like pure dogshit.
lowest IQ of all niggers.
>>714381932>Nintendo IndiaJeetistan is a gaystation nation, for obvious reasons.
>>714382535Nintendo switch 2 to emulate what?
>>714382452only brownies own consoleturds
>>714382535emulator? for what? there are no games to play anon
>>714382535He'll be able to glitch through every second wall while restarting the game every hour in DK Bananza in 8 years.
>>714382756>only brownies own consoleturdsIs that why consoles disproportionately sell in the US, Japan and the developed world, while the country with the most ste*m users is chinkland?
>>714382756>only browniesare crying about Nintendo.
Daily reminder that anyone parroting the "anti-consumer" line from jewtubers is not an actual human being and deserves no respect whatsoever.
>>714370779The PS2 mindbroke Nintendo fans
>>714381753that's insane. it never took me that long and I did get the golden piece of shit.
>>714383086they're still seething to this very day
and have to make it up by parotting the fake sale numbers kek
>>714367324 (OP)they make everyone else look bad. People are annoyed if the games or devs they like are made to look bad
>>714380626you're the one praising this piece of shit like it's the best game ever. I bet you're the type of faggot who liked toilet paper princess too
>>714383105That's because you are a faggot who uses guides for every game because you can't explore games on your own.
>>714382950>USA, West>developed worldlmao enjoy your trans rights to mutilate kids
>>714367324 (OP)snoy has big marketing.
gaben also has a personal vendetta after they made him stop selling a wii emulator.
nintendo are also just shit.
>>714383261no I'm just not as fucking retarded as you
>>714383282Anon, Steam is an american company headed by a jew.
>>714383261>>714383348stop projecting your IQ on me
They are the least hated out of the console makers, nintendofags have a persecution complex
>>714372508>Snoys were already licking their chops at the thought of playing Mario on their PS4s.good God the delusion
>>714383436there is a definite mutual hate between snoy and tendie.
everyone hates PC
there is only pity and sadness for xbox.
>>714383348>>714383397>I-I swear I finished the game with all the korok seeds in less than 200 hours without a guide!You are just full of shit and dishonest. You likely didn't even play the game. You should kill yourself.
>>714383436as a Nintendo fag I hate them the least, but I still hate them
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>games where most of the rewards for exploration are literal unironical pieces of shit
>heralded as the greatest video games of all time
what did industry mean by this?
>>714383436>They are the least hated out of the console makersTrue, they are the least hated by the people actually busy playing games, but they are the most hated by terminally online weirdos and jewtube grifters.
>>714383580if I cared about what some low life faggot on the internet thought I'd boot up my wii-u and show you my 125 save file
I just purchased 1 year Nintendo Online + Expansion Pass and have just unlocked my Super Metroid and Metroid Fusion NSO Icons.
Tendo W
>>714367324 (OP)They aren't though.
>>714383643Journalism as a whole is dead, it's all about making people mad for engagement.
>>714383751it's okay anon, I like cool icons too
>>714383712You used a guide, stop lying about it, because anyone who has actually played the game knows you are full of shit.
>>714367324 (OP)why wouldn't it be?
have you seen the shit they do?
have you seen their subhuman legions of brainless consoomer golems?
hating them is the only morally right option
>>714367324 (OP)there's no one reason.
e.g.
mario kart fans don't like the new intermissions and the inability to avoid them if they feel like it
zelda/fire emblem/paper mario fans who liked the old format for their series don't like the new format
pokemon fans are disappointed by the lack of effort or quality or competence put into its games
smash fans are annoyed by the aggressive legal action nintendo takes against it constantly
fzero, starfox, golden sun, warioland, kid icarus, etc. fans haven't had a decent game in over a decade
there are thousands of reasons to hate nintendo, unique reasons for every hater
>>714383840guides didn't exist when botw launched you fucking retard
>>714383840>>714383903this is why it took you 200+ hours to beat because you're fucking stupid
>>714367324 (OP)people here hate everything
>>714383821Samus looks skinny in the icons tho.. They should of done closeups.
>>714383063>>714383171>post so bad he had to samefagAyyy lmao. Here, one (you( for you little guy.
>>714367324 (OP)>abusing the law system>overpriced shit>never having good discounts on 1st party titlesthat's all, the rest is people being schizos/pining the blame on the target corpo of the moment
>>714367543I can tell you don't buy your own groceries
>>714383903>>714384026>Look, this made up piece of info totally proves that my previous lie was actually true.Just admit you didn't play the game.
Nintendo is the root of everything that went wrong with video games today, what they did to Pokemon in the 90s was the beginning of the end, it was capitalism at its purest form.
>>714384134such a great word, beautiful word.
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>>714384256you dumb fuck. even ign didn't have a map or guide until a week after it launched. stop being ignorant
>>714384398>Nintendo is the root of everything that went wrong with video games today>making fun, enjoyable games not focused on graphics and superficial "edgy, mature" shit?
>>714384398>Nintendo is the root of everything that went wrong with video games today,Obviously, games were dead before Nintendo resurrected the industry with the NES.
>>714384607Nintendo doesn't even have microtransactions bro, they're evil.
>>714384607Nintendo used to try, now they actively dumb everything about their games down for women and normies
>>714384607God you're a fucking retard
>>714384519If you think this image is proving any of your claims, you are the fucking retard here.
>>714384845>>714384814>obvious samefag.I think I'm starting to believe the Eric theory that most posts against nintendo on this board are made by a single deranged schizo from his mom's basement.
>>714384918you know people smarter than you exist right? ignoring evidence, and getting angry is just a sign of low intelligence. post hands
>>714383903>believe some random guy on 4chan
>>714384607Name the edgy mature shit being made right now. Everything is corporate cartoon slop like Fornite or indie slop which just copies Souls or Nintendo nine times out of ten. You make it seem like we're drowning in Dante's Infernos, Kane and Lynchs, and Prototypes.
>>714381550well then i hope it's just some opportunistic schadenfreude rather than myopic nintendo worship
in case it's the latter you should learn to read the room with all this uproar over consumer rights that's going on
if even one brown country gives emulation a government mandate instead of being legally grey you'll essentially have an HQ for official full blown emulation with donations from all over the world coming in
because nintendo couldn't stop pouring gasoline over it and inflaming the issue instead of being happy with what they got
>>714385156maybe if you were old enough when the game launched you'd know. too bad
>>714385094>ignoring evidenceYou have posted no such thing. Thanks for showing you are dishonest and a faggot.
>>714385289I'm not digging out my wii-u and showing you my file you fucking loser hahaha
>>714385436because they hate their fan base and think they'll bend over and buy anything they shit out
>>714384814>nowNintendo has always been the company for people that disliked ''gamers'' but wanted to fit in to pretend to be cool and make it seem like they love ''video games'' , thats why most of their games are casual normalfaggot slop
>>714385392Yet, you take time out of your day and make multiple posts to try and convince some guy on the internet that you finished a game 100%.
>>714385392So you have no evidence whatsoever for your wild claim and are a retarded liar, got it.
I grew up poor. My step dad and my mother both died homeless. One of the things my family always did was game together. My step dad had a 3DO. My mom bought me a GameCube. When the Wii came out we all laughed at how bad it looked. Nintendo was robbing me, my family, ripping us off. They are dead, but I live on with fury for the capitalist nation that neglected them. Nintendo is using the same greed that killed them to rob people, other poor children, of their time with their parents. I will kill every Nintendo employee.
>>714376671>I had to pay to make my game that runs at 20fps 540p take advantage of my new hardwareThat is not a valid critique? Xbox games take full advantage of hardware improvements when they can, without charging you.
>>714383751As dumb as it is, it rustles my jimmies that the GBA / N64 icons are locked to the expansion pak subscription. This should all be free to begin with, so why the fuck are we locking low-effort jpegs behind two paywalls? lmao
>>714385652you're right. it did take you 200 hours to beat a game made for children. what did I expect? you can't fix stupid
>>714385507Anon, the Pisstation 1 and 2 were the platforms that brought in dudebros and normies.
>>714385823if you have a PC you can play them for free
>>714385823>>714385981even having a smart phone allows you to emulate these games for free.
>>714367324 (OP)they killed the guy who made them rise from the ashes. the rest is just "luck" from the heavens.
>>714385981>>714386047you'll go to hell for not paying old japanese millionaires for games they made 2 decades ago
>>714370779>I bought both a Xbox 360 and a PS3 that generation instead.you where never a nintendo kid
I say this as someone who checked out the same generation as you. Imagine fucking buying a ps3 and xbox. to play what, call of duty? the only place left to turn was pc.
>>714385884nope
Switch opened the gates to the normgoyim hordes that subsequently want everything to be kid friendly and sterille as possible, censoring too and inclusive as fuck.
It was the point of no return.
>>714386214I'm already there. what about royalties to original music composers? who's really the ones getting cheated here?
>>714385981No shit. That's the preferred method. It's wild that basic online play through NSO costs anything, so I'm left scratching my head as to why the shitty profile images are locked behind an extra premium. At least put some effort in if it's meant to be an incentive. They're not even good for bragging rights or collecting. If that was the idea, they should have been tied to in-game achievements or something, but of course, that takes more than the baseline effort Nintendo puts in.
>>714375218iwata was killed for the wiiu bear run before he could course correct the company. now its in (((their hands)))
>>714386278nta but i had plenty of games on my PS3, i just used PS3 from PS2 because i did not have the resources to build a proper PC until years later where i switch to PC and never looked back.
>>714386392>nopeyup. Stop being a dishonest faggot.
>>714386406nso was the first egregious sign that really pissed me off about Nintendo. they're faggot money grubbing Jews making people pay for emulators
>>714382262>>714382074play the remake of 2 its got plenty
>>714386534neither did I . I used out of date gayman laptops and just accepted the lower graphics and stutter. ps3 and 360 were dogshit.
>>714386750360 was dog shit. the only good thing that came out of that console was the original wired remote
>>714385847There are 900 korok seeds in the game, on top of the 120 shrines, dungeons, sword trials ...
If you had an actual IQ above 90, you would understand how ridiculous it is to believe that anybody would find a korok seed every 8 minutes considering the exponential difficulty in finding the later ones on a map the size of BoTW's. That is unless you are going through the game in a gridmap pattern like an autistic faggot who can't enjoy games normally.
Now, to be fair, I did play through the game twice, but I didn't complete all shrines on the first playthrough ... still, claiming to have found all the korok seeds in 125h without a guide is ridiculous.
>>714386392You are extremely delusional.
>>714367324 (OP)>Nintendo's whole shtick is making up for weaker hardware with innovation, creativity and genuine entertainment (plus free online)>Nintendo basically removed all the good shit by the time Switch 2 rolled aroundHuh, I wonder why
>>714387189Not him, but this post lays out a good case against BoTW in my opinion. Why would I want to spend hundreds of hours engaging with micro "puzzles" and/or guides to find the koroks when the devs, themselves, clearly didn't think it was a worthwhile task? It's a poor use of time, even for a hobby that's generally a waste of time.
>>714387189regardless of your opinion botw isn't worth a second playthrough. it's way too punishing for nothing. stop hating yourself and play a better gsmer
>>714387573everything good about the early switch was set in stone by iwata before he got assassinated
>>714367324 (OP)>What went wrong?Nintendo.
>>714387189it's rediculoius to you because you can't fathom people beating the game sooner. it's because you're retarded
>>714367324 (OP)>I don't think I have seen any other game company get as much scrutiny as Nintendo. What went wrong?bait, but really anyone who actually believes this is on crack fucking cocaine
>>714387696>rediculoiusok, retard. Do you even understand exponentiality?
>>714387578yeah botw is an extreme waste of time. it's total bloat
>>714370779I generally agree with this and it's been my situation as well, though I held out for longer. I'm done with this abomination Nintendo's become and I'm never going back. PC only from here on.
>>714387798don't get angry at me just because it took you 200+ wasting your time.
>>714386750well i did have a potatolop too but still mainly used PS3 for games
>>714387360you are
anyone with brain knows that i am right
no matter how much journo revisionist will cover for (you) they will never change the reality.
>>714387578Since it's an open world game where players can go anywhere and do things completely differently from each other, they need to put in more korok seeds than they expect them to find as everyone will have a different path.
>>714373348>strawmanning schizobabbleFriendly reminder that Nintendo hates you more than that anon ever could.
>>714388136VGH.... 10/10 game of the millenium... nintendo did it again
>>714388073>personal experience and snoystation sales numbers is journo revisionistpure, undistilled copium.
>>714388136>new age Bethesda tier horse armor paid DLCfucking God damn Nintendo
>>714388136>vehicle that is unlocked after finishing the game and the DLC allows you to cheese an ennemy.0/10 game confirmed.
>>714374120But genshin has made so much more money. And if there's one thing I've learned from you tendies it's that the more money something makes, the better it must be.
>>714388465what the fuck are you talking about bot?
So this is why the usual autist is having a tantrum.
https://x.com/miyao385/status/1940665508514451742
>>714388294>left>dynamic physics>right >canned animations Yup, I'm choosing left.
>>714387578Korok seeds are such a good litmus test for understanding game design.
They are super plentiful all around the map because they serve as a good distraction and to keep the players engaged even when exploring parts of the map that don't have as much content. There is an overabundance of them and even if you want all the upgrade slots, you only need around half of them. The earlier ones are also exponential more important since the later upgrades need more and more seeds, so this guarantees that any player will, over the course of the game, get enough of them to have decent upgrades.
It's absolutely insane how so many people miss this well designed aspect of the game completely. I blame modern game design that places a super high importance on clearing checklists and doing busywork because lazy devs use it to pad out their games. So a good amount of people complain about there being so many of them instead of understanding that there are so many of them exactly so that you don't have to go out of your way to find them. The winners for the most retarded of all are people that complain that there isn't a reward for getting all of them. Nigger, the devleopers very explicitly didn't want anyone to torture themselves doing that, you are a retarded piece of shit which is why you get a literal piece of shit as a reward.
absolute cinema by nintendo
>>714370779You people have been calling the GameCube kiddy trash since it's inception. Not to mention shitting on Nintendo for several weeks because Jeff Gerstmann gave Twilight Princess an 8.8
>>714367324 (OP)>lukewarm criticism>hate>>714385029Take your meds. Remove you dilator.
>>714387573Everything good on switch is day 1 on switch 2. Stop coping
Don't even compare shitty zelda to Genshin KINO.
>>714388787>tendies consider 2006 oblivion physics a selling point
>>714388896>jeet-kun took 2 hours to write ''u-um actually you are the newfag chuddy'' after getting btfo'dgrim
no one is falling for your marketer tricks jew scum
>>714374462>dat cope>trying to one-up a post by talking about not exploring france by playing videogames at a hotel
the only good thing about totk is taking revenge on every korok. total korok death.
>>714374513see
>>714388882>>714388805And now BotWfags and Switch 2 fags are shitting on the gamecube.
>>714374462>meanwhile in reality, his kid diddler toy will get stolen by thirdies or monkeys in the wildernessKEK
>>714367324 (OP)They became too greedy after Wii era
>>714388791>complete quest>โYou are a literal piece of shit Nintendo hates youโ for reward Checks out
>>714374462bro really typed out an xbox live message
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>>714367324 (OP)It's just seething SNOYS
>>714367324 (OP)Nintendo is one of the most evil, greedy corporations in the world.
>>714372779>no argument>probably does the same thing to xer own posts in the famitsu threadsOof.
>>714367324 (OP)The way their fanboys have behaved and engaged with their products for the past thirty years is starting to really pay off.
>>714388136Nice emulator glitch faggot.
>>714367324 (OP)Shit the fuck up nindian
>>714389380>nintendo is evil>why?>they sued palworld!>who gives a shit?>t-they also don't want smelly pedophiles running smash bros tournaments>goodlmao get fucked in the ass nigger
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>>714389339>20% thinks 60% is 10%
>>714388667>genshin has made so much more moneyNumber of copies of Genshin sold: ZERO
>>714374462>cum stained bedroomyou mean my living room?
>trying to play emulatorsemulators aren't hard to figure out you dumb fuck
>heading to mnt saint Michaelenjoy playing your online only drm machine. Hopefully one day you'll be able to own your games you buy
>>714387573>weaker hardware with innovation, creativity and genuine entertainmentThey're still doing that what are you even talking abou-
>plus free onlineOh, so that's your one complaint, should have started with that blud
Switch 1 stopped having free online less than a year after release btw.
>>714382729I don't give a shit about snoy, Nintendo pajeet.
>>714389034>2006 oblivion physicsI'm sure in your head that made sense.
>>714389503anon, indians are too poor to play nintendo games
>>714389520>sued palworldnobody cares nigger. they're literally raping you of ownership of your own property
>>714388882>Take your meds. Remove you dilatorYou're right, fag, Eric is not the only one
There's at least 2, and the other faggot is even more obnoxious.
>>714389608he bought it so we didn't have to.
>>714389615enemy ragdolling off a rock is something that stopped being cutting edge 20 years ago
>>714389548>game copies that nintenindians actually own on their systems>ZERO
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>>714389627>they're too poor to buy Nintendoslop>but are somehow rich enough to consume snoyslop that is way pricier
>>714389719Xhe's having a melty XDD
>>714389528>More Xbots than Snoys At least make it more believable next time.
>>714389548Yeah anon I'm sure all the money they got is not important lmao
>>714389841Kek you'll be defending Candy Crush next XDD
>>714389824>tranny projecting its own delusionsywnbaw
>>714388667>if there's one thing I've learned from you tendies it's that the more money something makes, the better it must be.that's because you're a retard, anon
Don't worry though, I'll explain it to you. People buying a game they want to play for full price is a decent indicator of that game being fun to play. People paying thousands of dollars for gacha lootboxes on a free to play game so they can jerk off to loli anime girls has absolutely zero relation with the quality of the game.
hope that helps =)
>>714389627Hired indians don't need to use the product they shill retard
Notice how most Nintendo threads are ragebait or low quality DeviantArt fanarts with obese characters lmao
>>714389528make a new poll. Just to let you know that I own multiple consoles and devices
>>714389716That's even more retarded than your previous post, Eric.
>>714389821no nigger, the rajeshes are the "pc master race" gamers that play on laptops from 2007 and beg for emulators on android
>>714389825>it's not real because it doesn't show the result i want/v/ is not real life
>>714389528tendodrones didn't like this one
PCGOD BOARD
PC PLANET
PC UNIVERSE
>>714390037kill yourself jeettendo bootlicker
>>714389821Every jeet I have ever met was a raging snoy.
>>714389646no they're not. don't pirate games poorfag
>>714390113>>714389528So this is why the board has turned to shit?
>>714390146>buy 3 more copies of the games you ownfuck off you fucking kike. lick my asshole
>>714390206it turned to shit once >>>/b/ was overran with tourists and stopped being fun
>>714389920You support bottom of the barrel dogshit because you're nothing more than your average fly. Only difference is you have crippling autism, and so you spend your time online defending that and the assholes who fed it to you.
>>714390017what exactly are you struggling to understand here?
gameplay with physics has been a thing for more than 2 decades
if that's genuinely what you're after you shouldn't be a tendie
>>714390329>gameplay with physicsThen why doesn't Genshin have it? It's easy, right?
>>714390206>this place sucksthen go to whatever places nintendo discussion is popular in
>>714390310rajesh having a schizo meltdown. calm down and eat some tika masala anon
>>714389528Didn't expect sony ponies to be dead last, but I guess those xbots are goypass users. Tendies really have been flailing around at ghosts because it's the easiest target with no pushback and because most of them are going to have a pc anyway as consoles lose ever more relevance.
>>714390146here. (you) dropped this
>>714390418because that's not what gachaslop consumers are after?
tendies aren't after that either, they just see zelda and they consume
>>714390467Whatever helps you cope SEAmonkey.
>>714390573>because it's made by lazy and incompetent devsGlad we agree.
>>714367324 (OP)Just console warring bullshit.
>Playstation has been falling down the shitter, fanbase is coping about their "investment">XBox is half-buried in a shallow grave, fanbase is in denial>Nintendo is doing the same suit they've always done, fanbase is so autistic that they're treating any inconvenience as an apocalyptic event>PC keeps on chugging on as usual, with nogames fags acting smug as fuckIt's just a whole load of autism.
>>714390310Retard thinks Nintendo makes Pokemon games.
>>714390512>japanese company>jewsnigger PLEASE open a history book
>>714390573anyone who plays gacha slop needs help with their gambling addiction
>>714390753tell that to Nintendo. they're literally turning into greedy Jews.
>>714376092Based Tamers-chad.
>>714390637were you expecting me to mount a defense for gacha?
at least it's free, meanwhile tendies are paying to be impressed with shit e waste consoles had
>>714390753>open a history bookaccording to these so called "books" Japan was allied with people who rightfully wanted to rid society of these vermin
>>714389192Bokoblins too. This one is called Eric
14 days til the rape begins.
>>714390705Watching you faggots lose your shit over gamefreak's new multiplat was hilarious. Keep deflecting blame and gargling nintendo's cum, retard, it sure does help them create such great games as they treat you like the useful idiot you are.
>>714391031aww not the bokoblins.
>>714391031I was expecting more. unfortunate.
>>714391098>xhe so poor xhe doesn't own a 4K TV
>>714391071DKB literally, and I mean this unironically and with all sincerity, looks like absolute shit.
>>714391098I'm convinced the only good thing about s2 is the controllers. I bet they still drift
>>714391239have you seen the troon pride DK?
>>714386278>Imagine fucking buying a ps3 and xbox. to play what, call of duty?No anon. I LOVED idolm@ster <3
>>714391321>owned a 360>doesn't even mention hexickys
>>714391098Yeah, just like everyone lost it over that one with town in the name that nobody remembers
I got to see you level 120 in hexic and my 360 started in fire? I think I beat the system
>>714391321Haruka is so cute!
>>714391321That jump from 05 to 06 is wild. Showcasing the power of the 360 at the time, between this and Gears of War xbots were eating good. Phil literally destroyed the company.
>>714390310lmao so this is what peak jeet coded game looks like