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why is there so much hate for this company right now?
Anonymous No.712817350 >>712842879 >>712851593
jealousy
Anonymous No.712818221 >>712820227 >>712827293 >>712827693 >>712842253 >>712843854 >>712846316 >>712850865
>>712817312 (OP)
Sony is putting everything into this campaign instead of attempting to make games (no surprise there). But the X factor this time is that thirdie browns and Latinx are just so butthurt about everything right now. So theyโ€™re eager to bandwagon against a perceived โ€œupper class whiteโ€ company
Anonymous No.712818381 >>712830372 >>712834903
>2 years of drought
>new console has almost nothing until next year and even then it's all derivative
Like wtf are they doing anymore?
Anonymous No.712818406 >>712820272 >>712821516 >>712822387 >>712836231 >>712842302
they stopped making good games
Anonymous No.712818445
cause PS4 and PS5 emulator already can boot in Safe mode.
soon PC can play all 5 ps5 exclusives
Anonymous No.712818520
>>712817312 (OP)
Because the people pushing it atรฉ getting money out of it
Anonymous No.712818548 >>712818736 >>712818774 >>712825719 >>712835216 >>712838868 >>712847867
>>712817312 (OP)
Anonymous No.712818565 >>712818774 >>712818974
>>712817312 (OP)
it's just the consequences of the first switch

brownoids, jeets, snoys and other assorted butthurt mutts NEVER got over the switch's success, that was supposed to be the end of nintendo as a hardware manufacturer and they were supposed to become third party devs instead they're the most successful they've ever been and it's sony that release games on nintendo platforms now, they've been coping about it since then and it's going to continue for the next decade
Anonymous No.712818605 >>712819867
>>712817312 (OP)
poorfags seething
Anonymous No.712818736
>>712818548
>based Nintendo megalist
Anonymous No.712818741 >>712818881 >>712819276 >>712819341 >>712820102 >>712820197 >>712820268 >>712820660 >>712840654 >>712854384
>>712817312 (OP)
Because nintendo is the most evil and greedy company in human history, and it's not even close
Anonymous No.712818768 >>712818860 >>712819951 >>712823536 >>712849584
>>712817312 (OP)
No one wants $80 games
Anonymous No.712818774 >>712820214 >>712820632 >>712820859 >>712824213 >>712837047
>>712818548
>This fucking list again
Get new material, you fucking gigafaggot.

>>712818565
>That Shiver image
I was initially on the fence about the Switch 2 (especially with hoping to get picrel done), but I'm now reconsidering possibly getting Switch 2, but at the same time... I really hope I can build this PC at the same time. So many decisions...
Anonymous No.712818830
>>712817312 (OP)
Success breeds jealousy.

Snoys and PCfags will never belong to a company half as successful as Nintendo is and it makes them seethe.
Anonymous No.712818860
>>712818768
and mediocre games
Anonymous No.712818868
I have an NS2 and nothing else. MKW is cool, but DK and Splatoon look dumb. Iโ€™ve waited a decade for a new DK, and it looks like a dumb-ass baby game with a dumb gimmick. Thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m mad.
Anonymous No.712818881
>>712818741
This. Saved
Anonymous No.712818974 >>712822242 >>712837745
>>712818565
Don't forget OoTsnoys. BoTW's success completely broke them.
Anonymous No.712819053
>>712817312 (OP)
Jealousy.
Anonymous No.712819147
go woke go broke
Anonymous No.712819162 >>712819634
>>712817312 (OP)
It's just snoys and PCsnoys. They chose the wrong team to side with and it makes them seethe.
Anonymous No.712819276
>>712818741
>Donkey Kong Bananza is a port because it's a reskin of a Mario game.
I'm laughing at you.
Anonymous No.712819336 >>712819982
>>712817312 (OP)
Because you touch yourself at night.
Anonymous No.712819341
>>712818741
Cope
Anonymous No.712819605
>>712817312 (OP)
Nintendo (to me) used to be known as the console maker that wouldn't get some of the multiplat releases but the first party games were solid to the point of still warranting having one, plus was usually cheaper. The standard setup of required gaming would be whatever Nintendo had, either Playstation or Xbox, and/or possibly PC. These days, anything on PS/XB is also on PC so it's not even a question to just get one, most likely a PC, and the last few years of nintendo hasn't really impressed me enough to get their console.
Anonymous No.712819634
>>712819162
Cope
Anonymous No.712819706 >>712819991 >>712820425 >>712822673
Anonymous No.712819867
>>712818605
what poor fags? If you can afford a switch 2 you can afford a ps5.
Anonymous No.712819951 >>712823141
>>712818768
poorfag detected. Stay mad
Anonymous No.712819982
>>712819336
Cope
Anonymous No.712819991 >>712820349
>>712819706
you post this like nintendo is the riches company in japan. nintendo is shit but snoys are pathetic.
Anonymous No.712820091 >>712822118 >>712823623
>>712817312 (OP)
>selling cartridges that don't even hate the games on them
>80 dollar games
>patent trolling their competition
>taking down emulators, romsites, romhacks, mods, fan games, etc

they're objectively the worst video game company
Anonymous No.712820102
>>712818741
Whoever made that is a retard.
Anonymous No.712820197
>>712818741
Why is Dark Witch 4 even on this list it's getting a Steam release.
Anonymous No.712820204
>>712817312 (OP)
We've spend the past half a year trying to make Switch 2 fail. Nintendo was supposed to be heckin' dead right now. I was supposed to be playing MK World on my PS5 this holidays. I'm heckin' shaking rn. It's so not heckin' fair!
Anonymous No.712820214 >>712820273
>>712818774
>buying AMD
cringe
Anonymous No.712820227
>>712817312 (OP)
because children are butthurt their parents won't buy them the console at $450
>>712818221
also this
Anonymous No.712820268
>>712818741
Saying donkey kong banaza is a reskin of odyssey is like saying donkey kong country is reskin of super mario world. ur a disingenuous nigger.
Anonymous No.712820272 >>712837614 >>712854901
>>712818406
ive been playing TOTK switch 2 version because mario kart world got boring after 2 days
Anonymous No.712820273 >>712824457
>>712820214
Shit's better than the faggy Intel Core i7 I'm fucking stuck with currently, retard
Anonymous No.712820332
they only make games for children and turbo autists
Anonymous No.712820349 >>712820646
>>712819991
>nintendo is shit
You aren't fooling anyone, snoy.
Anonymous No.712820425 >>712821286
>>712819706
>Astrobot
Completely forgotten game
Anonymous No.712820553 >>712821227 >>712821505 >>712855062
>>712817312 (OP)
I have a Switch 2 and honestly Iโ€™ve been having a blast buying up a bunch of Switch games and playing them for the first time on good hardware. Along with the NSO expansion pass, this thing is filled to the brim with content.

The problem is, the one game they released for it is completely devoid of content and flare, also itโ€™s $80. I didnโ€™t buy the bundle as I didnโ€™t want to give Nintendo my money for that game, so I got the digital version off hand on Facebook for $40. Safe to say this single
Game is everything wrong with modern day Nintendo, and it blows my mind reviewers still gave it good scores.
Anonymous No.712820632 >>712820719 >>712834225
>>712818774
>$200 power supply
should cost like $100. Also 850w is overkill. Even 650w should be fine but you can get 750w to be safe.
>64gb ram
overkill again. 32gb is the max you'll ever need for gaming. If you don't know what you need ram for then I suggest just buying 1 ram stick. You can always upgrade later. Also $140 per stick is overpriced. They usually are like $100 max
>$85 for a fucking cpu fan
I am just baffled where you find these overpriced items
>AMD 12-core CPU
everywhere is showing me $350 for this so idk why it's $500 for you

Overall you could probably save like $500
Anonymous No.712820646
>>712820349
shut up already. god damn I hate you tribalism pushing faggots. the console wars are over. let it go.
Anonymous No.712820660 >>712833887
>>712818741
>Mario Kart World port of mario kart 8
Mario kart world isnt even using 8's engine how is it a port you fucking retard
Anonymous No.712820719
>>712820632
Granted, it would also be for making stuff with Blender and whatnot, so.
Anonymous No.712820859
>>712818774
uh, what exactly is wrong with the 'fuck you' nintendo list?
Anonymous No.712821227
>>712820553
Nintendo balanced the high cost of MKW with releasing their other launch titles for $9.99, which was cool of them.
Anonymous No.712821286 >>712821413 >>712821597
>>712820425
forgotten by whom? Dementia ridden retards? Its not even a year old how bad is your ADHD?
Anonymous No.712821305
>>712817312 (OP)
Fans are obnoxious
Anonymous No.712821368
>>712817312 (OP)
They had me fooled from 2017-2019 when I thought they were gonna take the company in a new direction only for them to revert to the same old crap. BRING BACK YAKUZA MAN.
Anonymous No.712821398
>>712817312 (OP)
itโ€™s all forced hatred mostly stemming from SNOYS
Anonymous No.712821413
>>712821286
Tendies think not forgotten means their discord cult constantly bumping threads
Anonymous No.712821457
>>712817312 (OP)
A generation of mediocre slop followed by boring hardware and the biggest ego we've ever seen in the game industry.
Anonymous No.712821505
>>712820553
Mario Kart World is ruined by the item balancing. Its as bad as wii. Too many blue shells and the stun is too long. Also CPUs love getting triple red shells back to back. Being in first and getting a coin on the last lap is the biggest fuck you this game can give. 8, 7 and DS are better.
Anonymous No.712821516 >>712839067
>>712818406
yeah but that happened 20 years ago. why are they only starting to hate this pos company now?
Anonymous No.712821597 >>712821751 >>712822086 >>712822325
>>712821286
by everyone

couldn't even outsell pikmin, absolute nothing game propped up by sony calcutta marketing department after concord catastrophically shit the bed
Anonymous No.712821749 >>712822045
The 120 second post timer was enough time to realize this dude is just farming attention. Get a job.
Anonymous No.712821751 >>712822325
>>712821597
Itโ€™s a fake Mario.
Anonymous No.712822045
>>712821749
How else is he going to pedal his "Eric" bogeyman without roleplaying?
Anonymous No.712822086 >>712822160
>>712821597
I find it ironic that you attempt to claim "it sold poorly so nobody remembers it" while bringing up concord which sold worse and still triggers chuds like you.
Need I remind you what won GOTY and which company that starts with an N didnt even get a nomination
Anonymous No.712822118
>>712820091
Nice opinion, did a youtuber give it to you?
Anonymous No.712822160
>>712822086
>still triggers chuds like you.
is that the cope you came up with to deal with the entire internet laughing at sony
Anonymous No.712822183 >>712822423
>>712817312 (OP)
Fanbase are annoying retarded autists and they keep getting more Jewish every year
Anonymous No.712822187
>>712817312 (OP)
>console launch with 1 game
>game is $80
>said game neither shows off the graphics nor the new gimmick of console
>other games are remasters, also $80 with no DLC. Literally a patch.
>3rd parties are game-key cards, with no option for physical.
>Even LRG releases are game-key cards
>Games still look 7th gen
>$450 for a PS4 with DLSS
>Inferior screen to its preceding console
>There are buttons on the console that are literally paywalled.
>even the console's manual is $10
>even after 8 years, the controller still uses sticks that are prone to drift, literally the biggest problem the previous console had, completely ignored.

The real question is how there's any love for this console, but we all know the answer to that, OP.
Anonymous No.712822242 >>712822381 >>712822595 >>712831130 >>712836362
>>712818974
>tendies are so feral and assmad that people don't like nu-zelda that they shit on the greatest entry of the series

Actual cult.
Anonymous No.712822325
>>712821751
I bet everything thats a platformer is a fake mario to you huh?
>>712821597
>muh sales numbers
Do you have such liner thinking that you can only think in numbers?
Anonymous No.712822348 >>712842291
idk but check this fat piece of shit out.
I needed that firefly for a questโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.712822381
>>712822242
It's mainly one autistic schizo that makes tendies look as bad as they do. Next he's going to be posting metacritic scores
Anonymous No.712822387 >>712822582 >>712822792
>>712818406
This is pretty much it. They stopped making good games and now the consoles themselves aren't anything interesting. Switch 2 being just the Switch again but a little bit stronger is admittedly boring, but it would have been OK if they were still the Nintendo that made marquee games. That ship sailed a while ago and it really became apparent to me about 2 years or so years into the Switch's life.
Anonymous No.712822423
>>712822183
Ill have you know we nintendo gamers stopped SD gaming in 2019 the year Nintendo stopped release games on the 3ds
Anonymous No.712822434
>>712817312 (OP)
they are either brown, poorfags or both
Anonymous No.712822541 >>712823338
this thread has 3 active IPs btw
Anonymous No.712822582
>>712822387
It's actually so funny watching this cope. For YEARS it was complaining about gimmicks, now it's because the console is tame lmao. Cope, seethe, and dilate forever
Anonymous No.712822595
>>712822242
It's an outdated piece of shit that only contrarian snoys still cling to. BoTW outclassed it in almost every regard.
Anonymous No.712822664
>>712817312 (OP)
Nintendo lives rent free is every pc vegan and snoytranny head, basically.
Anonymous No.712822673
>>712819706
is Luigi celebrating Astrobot's legacy?
Anonymous No.712822792 >>712822978 >>712823038 >>712823546
>>712822387
Miyamoto when asked why the Wii was so weak once said something among the lines of "if every console was trying to be top of the line spec wise they'll fight each other to extinction" and im starting to think he's right.
Anonymous No.712822978
>>712822792
Starting? Xbox is literally dead
Anonymous No.712823038 >>712823247 >>712823760
>>712822792
The Wii was weak, but it was also inexpensive. This is expensive and weak, fuck off.
Anonymous No.712823141 >>712823674
>>712819951
Retard detected. Stay consooming.
Anonymous No.712823247 >>712823646
>>712823038
it's a portable series s lol keep coping and seething all over the place
Anonymous No.712823338
>>712822541
all mine
Anonymous No.712823519 >>712823949 >>712826081
For what reason should I give any company admiration? They're nothing more than soulless money-hungry corporates, and will gladly cut corners and strip any semblance of quality control out of their product, if it makes them money. It seems completely nonsensical to give them any kind of admiration or worship. As it stands right now, the Switch 2 has no games that interest me, and only Metroid Prime 3 seems slightly interesting. Otherwise it just doesn't seem worth the investment.

>inb4 "you're a snoy"
This applies to all companies. Why someone would willingly dicksuck sony or microsoft is beyond me. That doesn't justify doing it for Nintendo either.
Anonymous No.712823536
>>712818768
Weird because theyโ€™ve existed for at least half a decade by now and normies GOTTA have the deluxe editions
Anonymous No.712823546
>>712822792
He was right. Much like the quote Reggie made at E3 2006:

>The graveyard of any industry is filled with the headstones of companies who decided to keep doing things the same old way. Playing only on the margin, making things just a little bit better. That strategy works....for a while, but ultimately it's fatal. Over the years our industry has come to accept progress simply by whatโ€™s on the screen.

https://youtu.be/AJChPBVtz88

The YouTube link has a Spanish title, but it's in English and goes a little bit further.
Anonymous No.712823623
>>712820091
>selling cartridges that don't even hate the games on them
They don't hate the games silly anon. Also first party games are all inside the cartridge, it's all third parties being jews if even Marvelous can pay for them
>80 dollar games
Only Mario kart and it's $50 with the bundle
>patent trolling their competition
Who cares about Palworld, literally the most forced unreal engine pokemon clone ever
>taking down emulators, romsites, romhacks, mods, fan games, etc
Good, you faggots can't shut up and deserve for spamming their xitter with emulation
>they're objectively the worst video game company
Boo hoo!
Anonymous No.712823646 >>712825462
>>712823247
Anonymous No.712823674 >>712823879
>>712823141
I bet you dont even have a gaming pc :)
Anonymous No.712823760
>>712823038
Least expensive console on the market and the cheapest handheld for its power threshold
Anonymous No.712823879 >>712830974
>>712823674
The computer I'm posting this on cost as much as 5 Switch 2 consoles. I will NEVER pay more than 59.99 for 1 (one) video game.
Anonymous No.712823949
>>712823519
>"you're a snoy"
We know you are. Thank you for clearing things up.
Anonymous No.712824020 >>712824434 >>712832571 >>712839643 >>712843064
They are incredibly succesful in an industry where most other companies are hurting doing the "right" thing - Live service, woke nonsense, narrative driven games.

Meanwhile Nintendo are just doing literally the same shit they've been doing for several decades - Solid games everyone can enjoy with no P2W.

This strategy working for them goes against the ongoing media narrative that the reason the industry is experiencing "growing pains" right now is due to economic reasons instead of most publishers just being completely clueless and doubling down on shitty live service and wokeness that nobody asked for

Plus journalist scumsuckers have fuckall else to write about, might as well make an inflammatory clickbait article about how Nintendo have changed somehow and are suddenly evil because of [CURRENT THING NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT]
Anonymous No.712824108 >>712824258
>>712817312 (OP)
Tendies are the biggest faggots in gaming. Fucking 35-45 yr old neckbeard retards who smell like armpits and live with mom/grandma. Anytime there is a nintendo thread these trannys love bringing up snoy. Its almost as if saying that word lets them cope how the switch smd switch 2 have no games. Even then they have hope that games made for kids will be fun and entertaing lol. Donkey Kong and Kirby are their saviors this 3 and 4th QTR lmao. You retards really love bootlicking a japanese company. Good work
Anonymous No.712824213
>>712818774
>PSU
May I recommend you the XPG Core Reactor II PSU instead? It's almost half the price, it's modular, has ATX 3.0 and 3.1, along having good reviews and a high score in the PSU tier list.

>CPU cooler
Get the Thermalright Phantom Spirit 120 EVO, it's around $50 and rated as one of the best air coolers in the market at the moment.

>MOBO
Holy shit man you don't need a $400+ motherboard, you can easily find good ones for $150-$200.

>Case
You're spending like an extra 40% of what the case costs just on shipping, either search another store or look for another case. Antec is a good brand, but you can also try Montech, Lian Li or NZXT, those have cheap and very high quality cases with fans included.
Anonymous No.712824258
>>712824108
Whats Sonyโ€™s 3rd and 4th quarter savior? Marathon?
Anonymous No.712824434 >>712825317
>>712824020
>narrative driven games.
You guys defend Narrative driven games all the time though. Look at visual novel shit like phoenix Wright, legitimately less gameplay than Uncharted, with writing that would make Neil Druckmann look like Plato.
Anonymous No.712824457
>>712820273
I'm pretty sure he meant the GPU, AMD CPUs are optimal, but honestly the choice itself could be better, either switch to a 7800X3D, or jump to a 9800X3D/9950X3D.
Anonymous No.712824463 >>712824605
$500 console with no games
Anonymous No.712824575 >>712825191
As a PC gamer this entire discussion is beneath me, but it is dispiriting seeing them leading the charge on how much control corporations have over consumers and people lapping it up because they do still make good games on occasion
Anonymous No.712824605 >>712825392
>>712824463
Mario kart world
Anonymous No.712825191
>>712824575
It's even worse because of how they've gaslit their audience to go against their own freedoms. Seeing Nintendo fans champion DRM and seeing them hate emulators and romhacks and mods is saddening.
Anonymous No.712825238
>>712817312 (OP)
its the only gaming company worth discussing right now.
Many points of criticism are justified though.
Most expensive Nintendo console to date (inflation adjusted) with no real innovation. None of their games go on sale anymore, they raised the price of games, make you pay for some minor upgrades, make you pay for a tutorial, dripfeed emulated games on NSO
The only release game is MKWorld, with everything else being years old ports except one game that never even gets mentioned by anyone.

It's virtually the same situation as PS5, except that Switch2 has more stock, so more people can buy that $500 upgrade.
Nintendo was the company that claimed it didn't want to participate in the hardware arms race. Now they do, just with a generational time lag.
Anonymous No.712825317
>>712824434
Visual Novels are allowed to have Narrative, they are literally visual "books". They are an exception.
Anonymous No.712825392
>>712824605
Mario Kart Foggy World
Anonymous No.712825462 >>712826697
>>712823646
the fact that you cherrypicked the quality mode vs performance and DLC vs base game proves i'm right, so thank you anon
Anonymous No.712825719
>>712818548
I am not reading all of that
Anonymous No.712825843
>>712817312 (OP)
Success breeds envy and jealousy. They can all mald and seethe in their impotent rage. Nintendo will outlive them.
Anonymous No.712825960
>>712817312 (OP)
Pure jealousy.
Anonymous No.712826081 >>712826234 >>712832017
>>712823519
>For what reason should I give any company admiration?
Nintendo is the only company with a balance of turning a profit while still being an ally to their fans. Nobody with a brain sides against them.
Anonymous No.712826090
Them censoring JP games is enough to warrant their hate here
Anonymous No.712826234 >>712827326
>>712826081
>still being an ally
>while making locked down proprietary hardware that limits what you're allowed to do
Anonymous No.712826392 >>712826537
Anonymous No.712826537
>>712826392
are futa kangaroo dicks insider their pouch?
Anonymous No.712826618
Nintendo is in their own world for better or worse at times. It's funny how the switch's success has made microsoft and sony interested in the market now since graphics chasing isn't doing much anymore.
Anonymous No.712826697
>>712825462
>NOOO DONT USE THE DLC... THAT LE DOESNT COUNT
Anonymous No.712826874
>>712817312 (OP)
Nintendo Damaging their PR over time with how Ultra Retarded they get with Lawsuits and the Switch Era being the time where Nintendo starts bombarding us with every shitty business practice in the book like Paid Online, DLC, Price Hikes and some other shit I can't think about right now.
Anonymous No.712827201
>>712817312 (OP)

Sony is the OG of astroturfed console wars. Their fans lapped it up so much that itโ€™s in their DNA at this point. Nintendoโ€™s current success goes against their genetic and cultural programming to the point where itโ€™s driving them crazy.

You can see it in youtubers and journos. Bullshit clickbait about โ€œNINTENDO IS DEAD TO MEโ€ because they have the gall to do what every other console manufacturer is doing. Plus, deep resentment over the fact that Nintendo actually makes games that are fun and interesting.
Anonymous No.712827293
>>712818221
no we dislike both of you fucks because we don't like the games that have been coming out nor the legal attacks.
Anonymous No.712827326 >>712828573
>>712826234
>EULA says not to hack/mod software or console
>mod software and/or console
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN REEEEEEE BACKSTABBERS
Anonymous No.712827693
>>712818221
This is it. Nicely put.
Anonymous No.712827859
>>712817312 (OP)
Apparently Switch 2 in the process of killing physical gaming or something of the like.
Anonymous No.712827959 >>712828356
>EULA Bootlicker
Anonymous No.712828356
>>712827959
>HOW DARE THEY ENFORCE THIS CONTRACT I AGREED TOO!! BOOTLICKER!!!
Anonymous No.712828573 >>712828974
>>712827326
An ally wouldn't have an EULA in the first place. That's greedy merchant trickery.
Anonymous No.712828927
Link if he Texan
Anonymous No.712828974 >>712829202
>>712828573
meanwhile, in reality
Anonymous No.712829202
>>712828974
And nintendo fans hate ROG ally for this very reason. So thank you for proving my point?
Anonymous No.712829778 >>712829957 >>712829967
>>712817312 (OP)
>why is there so much hate for this company right now?

the hate was always there. You had primary two groups who hated Nintendo. Console "enemies" and people who hated grown as adult continuing to praise kids' games as the best shit ever. (Ocarina of Time wasn't even the best N64 game the year it was published)

NOW, there is a big group that hates the pricing of the games and scummy practices Nintendo is doing now. the hate is still the same. what you are experiencing is the direct personal hate from people watching Tendies directly supporting shit pricing and scummy practices (Bootlicking if you will)

Tendies are the guy equivalent to Swifties
Anonymous No.712829957 >>712830104 >>712830393
>>712829778
>scummy practices
such as?
Anonymous No.712829967
>>712829778
Damn shame, because I like Nintendo games for the most part, and it's hard to hate on a company you grew up with, but people are willingly bending over for bad practices for no reason. Seeing people champion the end of virtual console, and welcome permanent rentals is saddening.
Anonymous No.712830104 >>712830232
>>712829957
OH BOY! I'm just go to make an image for with all the scummy shit they are doing.
Anonymous No.712830232 >>712831705
>>712830104
>cant even name them
hmmmm
Anonymous No.712830372 >>712830858
>>712818381
Dunno
Anonymous No.712830385
>>712817312 (OP)
I donโ€™t even hate Nintendo, I hate the Nintendo shills
>only launch exclusive is just another Mario Kart
>most people just see how much it improves Switch 1 games
>โ€œWOW, LOOK AT THIS >>>FREE UPGRADE!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT COSTS $450? Y-YOU WERE GONNA BUY IT ANYWAY! AND IF YOU WERENโ€™T, YOU ARE A POORFAG AND DONโ€™T DESERVE TO PLAY THE GAMES YOU ALREADY OWN THE WAY THEY ACTUALLY SHOULD BE PLAYED!!!โ€
Anonymous No.712830393 >>712830534 >>712833353 >>712842571 >>712847378
>>712829957
For starters, not letting people modify the consoles they bought.

>B-BUT MUH EULA
All EULAs are scummy and anti-consumer.

>B-BUT OTHER COMPANIES
Other companies are shit for doing this too. Nintendo is not getting an exemption. This is why I stopped supporting sony and microsoft, why I pirate my steam games, why my windows install is a dual boot, and is hacked to hell and back to remove most of the telemetry, with linux as a backup.

STOP

BOOTLICKING
Anonymous No.712830458 >>712830643
80 dollar games on PC/PS/Xbox is obnoxious but ultimately just stupid because they are still going to be bargain binned to $20-30 in like a year or less.
80 dollar games on a Nintendo platform where they never go on sale is absurd.
Anonymous No.712830534 >>712830832 >>712832304
>>712830393
>nintendo are scum for doing something consoles have been doing for decades
>ocne again bitching about a company enforcing the EULA you signed
*yawn*
Anonymous No.712830616
>snoy seething and projecting while spamming his cope folder again
8 more years of mindbroken snoys
Anonymous No.712830643 >>712837510
>>712830458
>80 dollar games on a Nintendo platform where they never go on sale is absurd.
only mario kart is 80 bucks, and its $50 with the bundle. Nintendo games go on sale all the time
Anonymous No.712830832 >>712830996 >>712831241
>>712830534
>nintendo are scum for doing something consoles have been doing for decades
Yes. Infact I'm gonna condemn them more just because you used a whataboutism.
Anonymous No.712830858
>>712830372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcy7d2mNODw
Anonymous No.712830974
>>712823879
>I will NEVER pay more than 59.99 for 1 (one) video game.
no. you will. just you wait :)
Anonymous No.712830996
>>712830832
>whataboutism
objective fact isnt whataboutism
Anonymous No.712831130
>>712822242
>Greatest entry in the series
OoT is wholy inferior to Majora's Mask, Twilight Princess, Wind Waker and BotW, at least it's better than Skyward Sword I guess.
Anonymous No.712831241 >>712831475
>>712830832
>its okay that that these other consoles have done this for years because nintendo did it now
your whataboutism doesn't work snoy
Anonymous No.712831475
>>712831241
>its okay that that these other consoles have done this for years
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.712831705 >>712832236 >>712832263
>>712830232
here's a quick write up for JUST the first month of this release. I will be working on all the marketing and legal practices they do too.

>Hardware
Dock scratches the screen (Second Generation with this issue)
Screen Ghosting
Battery life is too short (Second Generation with this issue)
Joy-Con controllers drift (Second Generation with this issue)
Battery Swelling
Backward Compatibilty not utilizing the hardware to improve the performance (PS1 and PS2, Gameboy and GBA, DS and 3DS, Xbox all did this or outright said it will not work)

>Games
Nintendo porting literally decades old games that are still available for older systems for a higher price
Treating ports from old systems as genuine "New" first party game
creating and still performaning the "Nintendo Release"
- New games get the basic main game and get drip fed content for that game of a year in a half and only if it is successful.
- Port games release with perforance issue and with the original DLC NOT added to the game. Pay for that shit separately

>Service
yet ANOTHER change to the online firewall to play their games (MONEY PLEASE!)
half back subscribsion based retro gaming (Second Generation with this issue)
drip fed older games for that retro console (Second Generation with this issue)
terrible online performance issue (Second Generation with this issue)
retro console performance issues (Second Generation with this issue)
Anonymous No.712832017 >>712832269
>>712826081
>ally
Nintendo fucking despises its consumers lol
Anonymous No.712832236 >>712832362 >>712832573 >>712832993
>>712831705
>Dock scratches the screen (Second Generation with this issue)
it doesnt
>Battery life is too short (Second Generation with this issue)
its a handheld. what did you expect would happen? Laptops have short charges too
>Joy-Con controllers drift (Second Generation with this issue)
a problem for every controller on the market
>Backward Compatibilty not utilizing the hardware to improve the performance
objectively wrong, as S1 carts have better performance
>Nintendo porting literally decades old games that are still available for older systems for a higher price
you mean for $10?
>Treating ports from old systems as genuine "New" first party game
a practice every other console does as well, especially sony
>half back subscribsion based retro gaming (Second Generation with this issue)
the virtual console is bad now?
>drip fed older games for that retro console (Second Generation with this issue)
releasing new old games is bad because why?
>terrible online performance issue (Second Generation with this issue)
nintendo online hasnt been hacked multiple times with user's cc info leaked
>retro console performance issues (Second Generation with this issue)
like what?
Anonymous No.712832263 >>712832409
>>712831705
Did you include them getting rid of the virtual console, in favor of rentals?
Anonymous No.712832269 >>712832623
>>712832017
reminder that nintendo stepped in to stomp on a scammer when people pirating nintendo games called him out
Anonymous No.712832304 >>712832556
>>712830534
OH, forgot about this. Just to show how up Jap ass you are about this. a LOT of this shit started with the 3DS but Iwata failed Nintendo and started doing this shit WAAAAAY back then. but your MARios
Anonymous No.712832362 >>712832556
>>712832236
>their scummy practices are okay because other people do it too!
Crabs in a bucket mentality.
Anonymous No.712832409
>>712832263
Oh, that is just a quick write up but there is more. it will take a while to get everything onto one image.
Anonymous No.712832467
>>712817312 (OP)
snoys seethe that their consoles aren't portable and steamfags are upset that every game sucks because no game is optimalized on their console.
also Nintendo is a company and does company things you'd expect a company to do
Anonymous No.712832556 >>712832843
>>712832304
>people showing up to releases is BAD!
you have to be like 10 years old

>>712832362
>nintendo is the scummiest company of alleven though other companies started the trends
hmmmm
Anonymous No.712832571
>>712824020
Based and truthful anon.
Anonymous No.712832573
>>712832236
Has ANYONE even reported drift outside of that one clip of the guy who's unit was bad outside of the box? All people have said is "erm, the switch LOOKS like it's succeptable to drift", which is a bunch heresay until it actually happens. I have had no issues with it yet.
Anonymous No.712832623 >>712833131
>>712832269
And? One instance where they did something that helped their consumers doesn't erase their whole history of assholery.
Anonymous No.712832843 >>712832965
>>712832556
>even though other companies started the trend
"it's okay if I murder people because someone else murdered people before I did".

"Stalin and Mao killed millions, that means it's okay if I murder people, as long as I kill a few less".
Anonymous No.712832965 >>712833129
>>712832843
not what I said at all, but could try
Anonymous No.712832993 >>712833078
>>712832236
>its a handheld. what did you expect would happen?
What the fuck kinda argument is that? Why are handhelds expected to last 2 hours of playtime now? If you canโ€™t optimize power consumption, at least use a bigger battery
Anonymous No.712833078 >>712833301 >>712833353
>>712832993
>If you canโ€™t optimize power consumption, at least use a bigger battery
congratulations, you just increased the price
Anonymous No.712833129 >>712833221
>>712832965
Then why can't I hate all these companies equally? I don't care who started it, they're all doing it and are thus all guilty.
Anonymous No.712833131 >>712834146
>>712832623
it still makes them infinitely better than their competition, like sony who have done nothing good for their consumers, and in fact have actively damaged their belongings with shit like putting malware into their products
Anonymous No.712833221 >>712833353
>>712833129
>Then why can't I hate all these companies equally?
you tell me. You only single out nintendo
Anonymous No.712833301
>>712833078
Itโ€™s already high enough to warrant a better battery
Anonymous No.712833353
>>712833078
Maybe Nintendo should eat the cost, if they love their fans so much.

>>712833221
Where have I ever said that other companies aren't all guilty? Infact, if you'll note here >>712830393, I specifically say that all companies are guilty.

> This is why I stopped supporting sony and microsoft, why I pirate my steam games, why my windows install is a dual boot, and is hacked to hell and back to remove most of the telemetry, with linux as a backup.
Care to explain how the above statement is "singling out Nintendo"?
Anonymous No.712833435
>>712817312 (OP)
They've done basically every possible thing they could to make people hate them the last year and a half.
Anonymous No.712833504 >>712833774 >>712834857
>>71283343
oh no, not the eroge weebshit nobody but 10 coomers care about!
Anonymous No.712833774 >>712833876
>>712833504
but enough about Xenoblade.
Anonymous No.712833876 >>712834031
>>712833774
>but enough about [game I havent played]
lol epic own, good sir!
Anonymous No.712833887
>>712820660
Yes. It is. You know nothing. I know everything. You. Lost. You have already chosen your pitiful end
Anonymous No.712833949 >>712834226
there also, the obvious thing. people just fucking hate the Tendie bootlickers and because they swear "papa Nintendo" cares about them as they defense force, they think people who just THEM, believe it is just "Nintendo hate"
Anonymous No.712834006 >>712834436 >>712834519
For me it's their sycophantic faggot fanbase really, they're overly litigious and make relatively bad or uninteresting games but by far the worst aspect around this company are the tendies, look at this thread for some examples
Anonymous No.712834010
> as they defense force, they think people who just THEM,
the ESL is SEETHING
Anonymous No.712834013
>7 years of old games being locked behind a subscription
>platforms split between subscription levels
>still no mainline pokemon games on any of them
Anonymous No.712834031 >>712834243
>>712833876
Hey, I tried to play it. Too much of a weeb eroge movie, as you'd put it.
Anonymous No.712834069
So are snoys still trying to push the "mean nintendo tried to silence compile shart!" narrative even after the game was a GIGAFLOP everywhere and the devs backtracked on everything at the speed of light to put the game on switch/switch 2?
Anonymous No.712834146 >>712834329
>>712833131
And? Whataboutism is retarded when talking about corporations. No shit they all hate you and only want your money, that doesn't make them "good".
Anonymous No.712834195
>>712817312 (OP)
It's not the same Nintendo I grew up with, so they can go fuck themselves for what I care.
Anonymous No.712834225 >>712847135
>>712820632
>32gb is the max you'll ever need for gaming
nta, but people were also saying that about 16GB not that long ago. 64GB would be good for future proofing, as we all know gaming is just going to continue getting more and more unoptimized.
Anonymous No.712834226
>>712833949
>there also, the obvious thing
>as they defense force
>they think people who just THEM
jesus fucking christ
Anonymous No.712834243 >>712834551 >>712834976
>>712834031
look at all that gameplay compared to a literal visual novel (which you lied about)
https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/the-fox-awaits-me-switch/
Anonymous No.712834280
I do not like Nintendo.
Anonymous No.712834329 >>712834912
>>712834146
>waahhhhhhhh
cope
sony put malware into their own products to fuck over its customers
nintendo hasn't
sorry but the truth is sony is worse
Anonymous No.712834436
>>712834006
this is where I'm at, Nintendo is shit and I think their games suck, but holy fuck tendie subhumans make me lose faith in humanity.
Anonymous No.712834519 >>712834716
>>712834006
this but the unhinged psychopathic snoys demanding that children be murdered because they played a switch instead of a playstation
Anonymous No.712834551 >>712834723
>>712834243
Same amount of gameplay as most Nintendo games, sadly. they stopped putting in effort around the Wii era.
Anonymous No.712834716 >>712834842
>>712834519
>snoy snoy snoy snoy snoy
proving everyone's point, also I never see this happen but I did see a diaper shitting tendie just get arrested in a poop diaper for attempting to molest an 11 year old
Anonymous No.712834723 >>712834814
>>712834551
(not true, by the way)
Anonymous No.712834814 >>712834864 >>712834947
>>712834723
>uses a picture of shovelware, as if that helps his point
Anonymous No.712834842
>>712834716
>seething and trying to pretend the real world isn't happening
typical snoy
Anonymous No.712834857 >>712835017
>>712833504
If nobody cares about, why did they feel the need to censor it?
Anonymous No.712834864 >>712835004
>>712834814
>that doesnt count!!!
outstanding argument ACfag, youve done it again
Anonymous No.712834903 >>712840614
>>712818381
making money
making games
Anonymous No.712834912 >>712835056
>>712834329
Sony is shit, nintendo is shit. Microsoft is probably worse than those 2. Cope with the facts shill.
Anonymous No.712834947 >>712835004
>>712834814
posting shovelware yourself doesn't help your point
Anonymous No.712834976
>>712834243
Not the same game; HANA is the sequel.
Anonymous No.712835004 >>712835169 >>712835202
>>712834864
>>712834947
No, it doesn't count. By your logic, the PC doesn't have a single good game exclusive because you don't like any of them. Don't get angry if I use your logic against you.
Anonymous No.712835017 >>712836079
>>712834857
Anonymous No.712835056 >>712835219
>>712834912
>state objective fact why one is worse than the other
>unhinged seething tantrum from snoys trying desperately to pretend everyone is as bad as their cult
Anonymous No.712835149 >>712835272 >>712835329
>>712817312 (OP)
>outdated hardware at premium prices
>cheaply made games sold at premium prices
>fans pretend the games are good and plentiful, yet you find them begging for a port under every non-nintendo release
There's more reasons, these are the chief ones
Anonymous No.712835169 >>712835312
>>712835004
Terraria and armored core are dogshit games because you're a fan of them. Don't get angry if I use your logic against you.
Anonymous No.712835202 >>712835312
>>712835004
>it doesnt count because [schizo headcanon]
you havent even played it, how would you even know its shovelware?
Anonymous No.712835216
>>712818548
> very 1st one is defending executor, who were so retarded they were openly selling shit
> article doesn't mention paychecks at all

mid bait but some people will bite
Anonymous No.712835219 >>712835389
>>712835056
>why do you care if I murdered your family? Hitler killed millions, stop complaining!
Anonymous No.712835272 >>712835353
>>712835149
>outdated hardware at premium prices
>cheaply made games sold at premium prices
>fans pretend the games are good and plentiful, yet you find them begging for a port under every non-sony release
FTFY
Anonymous No.712835312
>>712835202
see>>712835169
Anonymous No.712835329 >>712835464
>>712835149
>cheaply made games sold at premium prices
$70 is industry standard now
Anonymous No.712835353 >>712835497
>>712835272
I accept your concession
Anonymous No.712835389 >>712835598
>>712835219
>a company charging money for their products is just as bad as a company purposely destroying their paying customer's property
Anonymous No.712835464 >>712835557
>>712835329
There hasn't been a single Nintendo game in human history that has had a budget even remotely close to warranting a 70+$ price tag
Anonymous No.712835497 >>712835659
>>712835353
>snoy finally accepts sony is evil and a dogshit cult
concession accepted
Anonymous No.712835557
>>712835464
there hasnt been a single video game in human history*
ftfy
Anonymous No.712835598 >>712835732
>>712835389
According to you, sony has a right to destroy people's property because the customer signed an EULA that let them do so.

Are you gonna defend EULAs now?
Anonymous No.712835659
>>712835497
Every accusation a confession
Anonymous No.712835732 >>712835820
>>712835598
there was no EULA for the evil shit sony did
they put malware on their CDs that bricked people's computers if they tried to listen to the music on their PC instead of a sony branded device
keep moving those goalposts snoy
Anonymous No.712835820 >>712836110
>>712835732
>they put malware on their CDs that bricked people's computers if they tried to listen to the music on their PC instead of a sony branded device
Implied consent. Once you buy their product you agree to an invisible EULA. ;)
Anonymous No.712835848 >>712835974
>>712817312 (OP)
>games are lowering in quality
>switch 2 lacks innovation
>seen as the harbinger for $80 games
>sues every person in sight
>most cultist fanbase on the internet
>no criticism allowed

harder to find a reason to like them
Anonymous No.712835928
>>712817312 (OP)
They told me to fuck off and kill myself for being a poorfag.
Anonymous No.712835937 >>712836383
>Screen Ghosting
Battery life is too short (Second Generation with this issue)
Joy-Con controllers drift (Second Generation with this issue)
>Battery Swelling
>Backward Compatibilty not utilizing the hardware to improve the performance (PS1 and PS2, Gameboy and GBA, DS and 3DS, Xbox all did this or outright said it will not work)

>Games
Nintendo porting literally decades old games that are still available for older systems for a higher price
Treating ports from old systems as genuine "New" first party game
Anonymous No.712835974 >>712836746
>>712835848
>sues hackers and people selling emulators
>adds mouse controls
>doesnt buy the wiiu, n64, or gc
>isnt relying on gta6 costing $100 on launch
uhhhh sonybros?
Anonymous No.712835986
>11 days into the switch 2's lifespan and the snoys are already this mindbroken
the absolute gangbang of:
Switch 2 launching and smashing every sales record for a console launch
PS5 emulation already booting games
nintendo's efforts to stamp on scalpers
and sony's panicked announcement that the PS6 is being rushed out to die, while also killing the PS5

has really destroyed the sony cultists
Anonymous No.712836079 >>712836207
>>712835017
It just shows the PS4 version when you click on it. Probably a glitch in the listing. Nintendo already banned it and IFI said so in no uncertain terms, it's not coming out outside of Asia.
Anonymous No.712836110 >>712836396
>>712835820
sorry you got raped for being retarded enough to try use pirated games online on official servers
keep moving those goalposts though
Anonymous No.712836207 >>712836549
>>712836079
(not true, by the way)
Anonymous No.712836231
>>712818406
Whilst I dont 100% agree, I liked quite a fee of their output the last gen, but the last year or so has been pretty mid.
That Zelda game and Mario and luigi game were legit fodder games.


I do really like mario kart world tho. But its a kart game, I did all the normal shit, did like 30% of the openworld shit and I'm 10 hours in. Give or take 4 hours to do everything in mirror mode and I'm done.

Its still "long" for a game like mario kart, it just sucks as a launch title
Anonymous No.712836362 >>712847869
>>712822242
>Falling for the most obvious falseflag
I'll just pretend you are a retarded newfag instead of a samefagging retard.
Anonymous No.712836383
>>712835937
the irony as sony sells the exact same PS3 game 6 different times
druckman trying to shill his generic third person story slop has completely torpedoed any attempts snoys have had to try push the "n-n-nnintendo just releases the same game over and over!"
Anonymous No.712836396 >>712836498
>>712836110
Sorry you were dumb enough to trust sony and got your computer destroyed.

Not my problem.
Anonymous No.712836498 >>712836578 >>712836650
>>712836396
>its okay for sony to destroy your property because nintendo charges money for their games
Anonymous No.712836549 >>712836620
>>712836207
Did you seriously just post the same image at me twice? I swear "people" nowadays are dumber than literal bots and that's why everyone thinks bots are taking over the internet.
Anonymous No.712836578 >>712836737
>>712836498
To quote your post, "if they destroyed your property, then buy another computer. Get a job, poorfag".
Anonymous No.712836620 >>712838123
>>712836549
can you not read the words on the screen?
Anonymous No.712836650 >>712836737
>>712836498
Yes mild piracy deterrents are ok
Anonymous No.712836737 >>712836839 >>712840315
>>712836578
>>712836650
>snoycattle are this broken
Anonymous No.712836746 >>712836826
>>712835974
your post is so nonsensical I don't even know your point lmao
Anonymous No.712836826
>>712836746
Im sorry youre too stupid to read
Anonymous No.712836839
>>712836737
If sony destroyed your computer, what's the problem? Just buy another. You're not poor, are you?
Anonymous No.712837047
>>712818774
List hasnโ€™t been debunked
Anonymous No.712837163
Don't mind me. I'm only here to see how much OP's question is making NDS fags ITT seethe
Anonymous No.712837510 >>712837824
>>712830643
>hurrr durrjudt buys. Console bundle for each $80
I hope to god youโ€™re paid to spout that in each time you dumb faggot.
Anonymous No.712837526 >>712837845
>>712817312 (OP)
>right now
The internet has had a fucking hate boner for nintendo since the wii at least if not before. They can't fucking stand when they succeed and I have no idea why. They are literally the embodiment of STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
Anonymous No.712837614
>>712820272
Did you get all the gold trophies and play online? I was bored at first but this is keeping me busy. But I'll probably still upgrade my totk.
Anonymous No.712837745
>>712818974
I love OoT and have no problem with botw. You make no sense.
Anonymous No.712837824 >>712837934
>>712837510
>>hurrr durrjudt buys. Console bundle for each $80
try it in english this time, favela boy
Anonymous No.712837845 >>712837956
>>712837526
>every single greedy video game company gets shat on
>these companies are never defended online
>nintendo, the greediest of all game companies gets shat on for the same reason the others do (because theyโ€™re greedy btw)
>NOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.712837934 >>712838031
>>712837824
Fucking autocorrect
>hurrr durr just buy a bundle for each $80 game Nintendo shits out
There, now that itโ€™s legible feel free to defend Nintendoโ€™s greed.
Anonymous No.712837956 >>712838025
>>712837845
I don't give a singular shit if you don't like nintendo but that doesn't mean I'm not going to call out the anti-nintendo cult. Do whatever the fuck you want.
Anonymous No.712838025 >>712840470
>>712837956
How is someone only anti-nintendo, if they hate all corporations?
Anonymous No.712838031 >>712838203
>>712837934
>for each $80 game Nintendo shits out
mario kart world is the only $80 game, and its $50 with the console needed to play it. What are you even trying to argue
Anonymous No.712838123 >>712838189
>>712836620
Wow JP language only! you sure got that anon!!!
Dumbass nintendo faggot I know you don't even care about these games
Anonymous No.712838189 >>712839209
>>712838123
damn, I guess even blowing up the text cant help you read
Anonymous No.712838203 >>712838332 >>712838563
>>712838031
>totk
>mario party
>kirby
Iโ€™ve done this dance with you before. Now you state that those games donโ€™t count and promise that your friends at Nintendo will not release other games at $80 despite them already having released 3 so far.
Anonymous No.712838332
>>712838203
all of those games are $10 on the nintendo eshop, why lie?
Anonymous No.712838425 >>712838539
>712838332
Lmao man
See, I called it.
Anonymous No.712838539 >>712839290
>>712838425
your lie got called out? damn bro, you really got me, I am owned
Anonymous No.712838563 >>712839290
>>712838203
None of thise games are $80, get a grip
Anonymous No.712838687 >>712839057 >>712840552
Nintendo keeps asking more and more of its users while offering them less and less.

More people would have forgiven the Switch 2's shitty pricing and DRM bullshit if the console was legit amazing, but it isn't. It's an incredibly by the numbers system and weirdly lazy for Nintendo, the reason that 80 dollar games and Game Key Cards became such a big talking point is because it's literally the Switch 2's biggest "features". Mario Kart World is a downgrade from 8 in basically every way that matters, Nintendo's online is fucking embarrassingly bad for a paid service, the build quality simply isn't where it should be (especially for a system targeted at kids) Bananza and Metroid Prime 4 look fine, but you shouldn't spend 500+ dollars on "fine"

People used to turn a blind eye to Nintendo's bullshit because of the "Nintendo magic", that magic is quickly fading, it's being squeezed for every penny its worth, they've become the Disney of gaming.
Anonymous No.712838868
>>712818548
Some of this shit is going back like twenty fucking years. 20 years. two zero. two decades of irrelevant nitpicky bullshit thatโ€™s older than most of the people on /v/
Anonymous No.712838962
The switch 2 hate is so forced
Anonymous No.712839057 >>712839826
>>712838687
nice chat gpt post
Anonymous No.712839067 >>712839345
>>712821516
>>712817312 (OP)
Itโ€™s the shill/rope cycle. Nintendo fans are pathetic losers who cling to the company like itโ€™s their Japanese love pillow. They would rope, but the swarm of shills make them feel good so they post along with them. When the shills go on vacation or get defunded, the โ€œfansโ€ realize they are losers with no community and start roping. When the levels of Nintendo hate get too high from all of the deaths, shills come back out to slow down the hemorrhaging. This makes the few fans left stop roping and the cycle continues. Eventually, theyโ€™ll all rope and the company will die.
Anonymous No.712839137 >>712839982
>>712817312 (OP)
The answer is always obvious, you can figure it by by looking at /v/ when PlayStation was winning(PS4 prior to Switch) versus when Nintendo was winning(Now). Right now the board is half threads shitting on Nintendo, about a quarter off-topic the mods allow, and a last quarter about random video games, compared to back then when you couldn't even make a thread about video games because it would immediately be pushed off page 10 to make room for another wojak thread which took up 100% of the board. It was as terrible as smashfaggots but at least you could say their threads were about a fucking video game. And yet they still wonder why they're voted the worst posters every time
Anonymous No.712839159
$599 US DORRA
Anonymous No.712839209 >>712839653
>>712838189
the europe page goes to ps4 version
you lost dumbass nigga lmao
Anonymous No.712839290 >>712839429
>>712838539
>>712838563
???
Anonymous No.712839314
80 dollar game cart codes
Anonymous No.712839345
>>712839067
this time for sure
Anonymous No.712839429 >>712839736
>>712839290
>buy used tears for $40
>buy upgrade pack for $10
sorry youre retarded anon, maybe next time youll make better financial decisions
Anonymous No.712839643
>>712824020
/thread
Anonymous No.712839653 >>712839887 >>712840270
>>712839209
can you read to me what it says in my picture, anon
Anonymous No.712839736
>>712839429
Lmao tendies going the extra mile to defend their friends.
Anonymous No.712839769 >>712839858
>>712817312 (OP)
>why do people hate the company that's trying to follow in the footsteps of yidsney (aka one of the most hated companies in the world)
also microkike is arguably more hated than EA, which is one hell of an achievement
sony is hated too for turning its back on japan to go full commiefornia
kill yourself tendie
Anonymous No.712839826 >>712839898
>>712839057
No but let's ask actually

>why is there so much hate for Nintendo right now?

ChatGPT: Nintendo is currently facing significant criticism from the gaming community, stemming from several recent decisions and issues:

1. Paid Tutorial: "Welcome Tour"
Nintendo has introduced a paid tutorial program, "Welcome Tour," for the Switch 2, which has been met with backlash. Historically, Nintendo has provided free tutorials with its consoles, making this move seem out of step with its usual practices. Critics argue that charging for basic instructions on using a product already purchased sets a concerning precedent in the gaming industry. The game has received mixed reviews, with some considering it one of Nintendo's worst-reviewed games in recent years.

2. Joy-Con Drift Concerns
Despite claims of improved durability, the new Joy-Con 2 controllers for the Switch 2 are already facing reports of stick drift, a common issue where joysticks register movement without input. While Nintendo offers warranty coverage for repairs, the recurrence of this problem has led to frustration among users.

(1/2)
Anonymous No.712839858
>>712839769
This. All corporations are scum. No sensible person will criticize Nintendo, without having criticized sony or microshart in the past.
Anonymous No.712839887
>>712839653
are you seriously trying to use the its not region lock to get it own out of people, the game is still in japanese
Anonymous No.712839898
>>712839826
3. Battery and Display Issues
Users have reported rapid battery drain and inaccurate charge indicators on the Switch 2, with battery life ranging from 2 to 6.5 hours depending on usage. Additionally, some players have experienced washed-out colors when using High Dynamic Range (HDR) settings. Nintendo has acknowledged these issues and provided troubleshooting steps, but the problems have affected user experience.

4. Legal Actions and Lawsuits
Nintendo has filed lawsuits against accessory maker Genki for showcasing unofficial Switch 2 mockups at CES 2025, claiming trademark misuse and misleading marketing. Additionally, the company has faced criticism for suing the developers of "Palworld" over patent issues, raising questions about originality and creativity in gaming.

5. Financial Decline
Nintendo reported a significant year-on-year financial downturn in Q1 2025, with net sales dropping by 46.5% and operating profit falling by 70.6%. This decline is attributed to the absence of major releases and the impending launch of the Switch 2, which has led to decreased interest in the existing Nintendo Switch and its games.
gameshub.com

These factors have contributed to a growing sense of frustration among Nintendo's fanbase, leading to widespread criticism and a tarnished public image.

(2/2)
Anonymous No.712839982 >>712840084 >>712846561
>>712839137
>And yet they still wonder why they're voted the worst posters every time
The last time the poll was taken, Nintendo overtook PlayStation as having the worst fanbase.
Anonymous No.712840034 >>712840219
>>712817312 (OP)
Snoy fags aside, Nintendo fans are simultaneously the biggest consoooomers in all of gaming and the most entitled faggots in all of gaming that believe they should be allowed to do whatever they want without consequence.
Anonymous No.712840084
>>712839982
This topic alone should prove that.
>no nintendo game is ever $XX. Just buy it used at a price you probably canโ€™t get it at anyway.
Theyโ€™re actually going with this cope to defend their friends at Nintendo.
Anonymous No.712840183 >>712840345
These are the 3 worst fanbases in video games according to an official /v/ poll.
Anonymous No.712840219 >>712840421
>>712840034
>believe they should be allowed to do whatever they want without consequence
wtf does this mean
are you talking about piracy, emulators and fangames/romhacks?
Anonymous No.712840270
>>712839653
Your faggot president still cancelled the english localizations lol
Anonymous No.712840315
>>712836737
PC has them too
Anonymous No.712840345
>>712840183
Tendies are as delusional as they are fanatic.
Anonymous No.712840421
>>712840219
All of the above, plus being so tech illiterate that they can not understand why Switch 2 is more expensive than the Switch
Anonymous No.712840470 >>712840927
>>712838025
Then you're not anti nintendo, you're just a PC vegan
Anonymous No.712840526 >>712840683
>>712817312 (OP)
>litigious beyond belief: tried to get game rentals banned via a lawsuit. also, remember the supermarket owner called Mario who got sued for using his name for his supermarket?
>hires private investigators like the jews at rockstar and infinity ward to stalk fans who're developing software they don't like
>old virtual console games are locked in previous consoles. even worse, current gen switched to a subscription model
>defective hardware (joycon drift)
>empty carts that are basically download codes (game key cards)
>ruthless, draconian content policies. currently blocking japanese games that would have released without a hitch in the 3DS era
>bent the knee to westoids with a DEI department
gee I don't know
Anonymous No.712840532 >>712840728
Why does nintendo live in so many peoples heads rent free?
Anonymous No.712840552
>>712838687
False.
Anonymous No.712840591 >>712840725
So, I've read the thread and assembled a reason of why people dont like nintendo

>i tried to get other people on /v/ to not buy nintendo games, and they were not persuaded by my arguments
>their current consoles are not as good as their history. I will not specify whether i refer to the wiiu, the wii, the gamecube, or the n64 as the point where this drop occured. If interrogated i will agree that all of these consoles are the worst in their respective generation. But i assure you that nintendo used to be good
>they are censoring japanese games, but somehow worse than every other publisher including all other consoles and steam and dlsite

Am i missing anything?
Anonymous No.712840614 >>712841251
>>712834903
They are only really doing one of these things anon.
Anonymous No.712840651
>>712817312 (OP)
Its mostly switch1snoys who are too broke to upgrade.
>buh buh buh but the Switch 1 is the best console EVER!!!
Not any more. Upgrade or stay out of our community.
Anonymous No.712840654
>>712818741
holy COPE
Anonymous No.712840683 >>712840947
>>712840526
>>hires private investigators like the jews at rockstar and infinity ward to stalk fans who're developing software they don't like
like when?
Anonymous No.712840725
>>712840591
Yeah you missed a spot on Nintendoโ€™s dick when you were slurping it.
Anonymous No.712840728
>>712840532
Same reason China Russia and Germany lets USA live in their heads rent free: they lost
Anonymous No.712840927 >>712841784
>>712840470
As long as I'm hating sony, microsoft and Nintendo, what's wrong with that? For bonus points I'll trashtalk EGS and steam and GOG too, and emphasize the importance of piracy so companies can't take your games.
Anonymous No.712840947 >>712841201 >>712843738 >>712844313
>>712840683
pic related
Anonymous No.712840982 >>712841724
>>712817312 (OP)
They pulled an xbox
>You can't afford a switch 2? Well we have a switch 1 if you're on a budget!
Anonymous No.712841025 >>712841978 >>712842019
tldr Nintendo has a stick up it's ass

They have an incredibly user-unfriendly experience when it comes to browsing, downloading, and even playing games. Their stores are incredibly laggy and unintuitive, old games you already bought arent transferable, you need to get their online subscription for half baked experience, and games that you download need an online connection to confirn you actually have a license for the game you're trying to play, and that includes the glorified emulators with a limited selection.

Nintendo always has good presentation, but the performance has always been incredibly sloppy, and they can't seem to stop being stiff on flexibility and options, they always set rules that put down people for changing or adding onto what they've already built, which isn't unlike console gaming nowadays, but when you've played on pc for more than half your life, and a lot of decent games that came from 2010 are still playable to this day, mods included.

I was really expecting the switch to be innovative, but even the homebrew sucked, at least it had OpenMW.
Anonymous No.712841201 >>712841587 >>712841696
>>712840947
>Nintendo apparently put together this FBI-like operation to stop Neimod from introducing a jailbreak or mod to the 3DS, which would lead to distribution of pirated content among 3DS owners, resulting in lost sales for the Japanese gaming giant.
damn, how dare they try to stop pirates from making exploits for their system. this is literally 1984!
Anonymous No.712841251
>>712840614
I mean there's games coming out
and I'm pretty positive that they are, in fact making money
Anonymous No.712841587 >>712841695
>>712841201
I thought they were our allies? but now they're sending the FBI and CIA on people who simply tinker with their hardware?

>OH MY FAUCI, BUT THINK OF THE LOST SALES!
I'm not a stockholder, I don't care.
Anonymous No.712841695 >>712841776
>>712841587
nintendo cares about their lost sales. They dont care about you
Anonymous No.712841696 >>712841825 >>712842007
>>712841201
>breaking the law and stalking people like a pedo creep would is ok when you're a multibillion dollar company!
>it's ok to follow and stalk him we just want to sue the pants out of him
and you have the gall to ask why people hate nintendo
Anonymous No.712841724
>>712840982
So you admit you can't afford a Switch 2?
Anonymous No.712841776 >>712849687
>>712841695
So why shouldn't I hate them?
Anonymous No.712841784 >>712841858 >>712841859
>>712840927
What's wrong with calling you a PC vegan?
Anonymous No.712841825 >>712842250
>>712841696
>The plan included a proposal to enroll Neimod into a bounty program where he would be compensated for finding bugs in Nintendoโ€s gaming systems. The team was also instructed to entice the hacker with a trip to Japan to meet Nintendoโ€s hardware engineers.
Anonymous No.712841858 >>712842313
>>712841784
You always use it in a negative context, like when you said you wanted to murder all PC vegans with a sledgehammer.
Anonymous No.712841859 >>712842313
>>712841784
Youโ€™re never making that term stick. And I wish I could say I admire you dedication to it and defending Nintendo, but I donโ€™t.
Anonymous No.712841978 >>712843072
>>712841025
>was really expecting the switch to be innovative
Are you talking about Switch 1 or Switch 2? Original Switch was innovative in that the "switch" gimmick was going from a device you could seamlessly and easily "switch" into being a home console or a handheld with detachable controllers. of course that killed the asynchronous gameplay part that the Wii U had, but it was a tradeoff the overwhelming majority were cool with.

Switch 2 we could tell wasn't going to be innovative from the get go since it's just the Switch Pro they decided to call a Switch 2. Shame they couldn't think of anything else, but that's what people asked for.
Anonymous No.712842007 >>712842369 >>712843630
>>712841696
Ah yes, stalking 26 year old entrepreneurs in hardware architecture using government grants to bankroll a project where they reverse engineer a rival company's product.
Known pedophile behavior, that is.
Anonymous No.712842019
>>712841025
You've got a stick up your ass anon
Anonymous No.712842250
>>712841825
bounty programs are jewish schemes to paint targets on hackers' backs. it's all a scam
you're a retarded tool
Anonymous No.712842253
>>712818221
Nintendo makes shit onions games now and are charging more for it and the new console has like one fucking game on it which doesn't offer much more than 8. Sony sucks cock too.
Anonymous No.712842291 >>712842996
>>712822348
you can turn them off on the inventory so doing things like that is easier
Anonymous No.712842302 >>712842801
>>712818406
/thread

Pikmin 4 was a bastardization of the formula
Kirby turned into a franchise for literal toddlers
Zelda turned into generic ubicrap garbage
Mario Odyssey was fucking great control wise but unfortunately, it has the new nuntendo mission design where it focus too much on a baby gimmick instead of offering an actual challenge
Brothership not allowing you to remap the controls is proof that Shitendo is too fucking proud and is trying their hardest to become the new apple
Fzero still dead
Splatoon 3 was unnecessary as hell
New Horizons needed like 2 years just to do what New Leaf did at release
Wario Ware move it was pathetic compared to smooth moves content and presentation wise, which released nearly 20 years ago

Aside from Xenoblade and FE engage I did not care at all about the nintendo library at all during the switch era. My final cope is on the new rhythm heaven game, but after how hard the two wario ware games sucked, I'm already bracing for disappointment
Anonymous No.712842313
>>712841858
>you said you wanted to murder all PC vegans with a sledgehammer
Doesn't look like it
>>712841859
So nothing?
Anonymous No.712842369
>>712842007
stalking is pedophile creep behavior, yes.
Anonymous No.712842571
>>712830393
>All EULAs are scummy and anti-consumer.
Then breach them just like you do on your PC.
Anonymous No.712842678
>>712817312 (OP)
The only thing they've innovated in the last 20 years is setting the precedent to sue for absolutely retarded miserly shit while turning a blind eye to legitimately damaging works to their various IP's reputation. It screams to me "we care about money not about what we do".
Anonymous No.712842801
>>712842302
>My final cope is on the new rhythm heaven game, but after how hard the two wario ware games sucked, I'm already bracing for disappointment
I feel like Rhythm Heaven Groove will be good. I don't know if it'll be Fever levels of good, but I feel like it'll be as good or better than the DS game which was still good. 3DS game I just pretend doesn't exist.
Anonymous No.712842879 >>712847198
>>712817312 (OP)
>>712817350
You can't even come up with a good argument in favor of a Switch 2 purchase, but you keep spamming it. You even developed a prosecution complex. Go to the shrink or actually play the console you're trying so hard to promote.
Anonymous No.712842996
>>712842291
I know, but I like having the fatty and the birb with me. fatty destroys rocks and burns stuff and birb helps me glide around.
I disabled the other 3 shitters though
Anonymous No.712843064
>>712824020
>if we slowly ease on it nobody will notice and not fight back
They are still censoring shit left and right they are just late to the party and getting blow back is rightfully deserved just like any company getting hit.
Anonymous No.712843072 >>712844497
>>712841978
Forgot to add that Switch 1 was innovative because it made Sony, Microsoft, and even Valve decided to make handhelds that can play console (and PC) games on the go. None of them really do the "switch" part as good as Nintendo does, but Nintendo effectively broke the dam for handhelds that play console and PC games.
Anonymous No.712843630 >>712843846
>>712842007
All shitendo fans and employees are pedophiles.Every singl one.
Anonymous No.712843738 >>712844075 >>712844257 >>712844313
>>712840947
>26 year old
>living with parents
>evenings and weekends are primarily spent at home
>no friends or visitors
>trip to a restaurant (alone)
oh no no no no no no no no no
Anonymous No.712843846
>>712843630
what about sony ceos?
Anonymous No.712843854
>>712818221
Nice to find smart people still post on this board.
Anonymous No.712844075 >>712844257
>>712843738
Holy fuck, the killed the poor guy
Anonymous No.712844257 >>712850510
>>712843738
>>712844075
I hope you corpo bootlickers get skinned alive with a rusted spoon
Anonymous No.712844313
>>712840947
>>712843738
I'm laffin
Anonymous No.712844497 >>712845069 >>712845679
>>712843072
The Switch could have taken credit for the fact that we have what we have now with the Steam Deck and other derivatives, but Nintendo got worse as a user-friendly entertainment company, and didn't account for any possible mistakes when making the Switch 2. The idea of a handheld PC was more of an idea for valve, and was the only reason why the steam controller was discontinued so early, Valve wanted to develop something for gaming, and they wanted it to have the Switch gimmicks, but as a PC, and they didn't want to use Windows as an operating system because it's slow, clunky, and microsoft likes to make new versions to bait people into thinking the new experience will be better (it gets worse), and now we have the Switch 2, it's new, but it's not better, from the standards we have now, and the portable PCs we have, only people that absolutely love Nintendo will buy the Switch 2, while it does boast quite the large amount of sales, most people owned Nintendo consoles along with their PCs because it was a safe and fun choice.

Now we have just a portable PC with more buttons and user-flexibility, along with all their PC games they already bought, and probably one of the greatest reinventions that I can't get enough of, the track pads for the thumbs for more precise control when using it as a mouse.
Anonymous No.712844812 >>712845192 >>712845473 >>712846057
>>712817312 (OP)
Nintendo is a lot like Disney, and many reason why people hate Disney overlap with Nintendo.
>Excessively greedy despite being rich already
>Lobbies for laws that screw over everyone else
>Caused arrested development in millions of adults
Anonymous No.712844826
>>712817312 (OP)
Because Meltendies are pretty annoying atm
Anonymous No.712844989 >>712845104
Because Nintendo sucks dicks now. Making stupid consoles and not doing anything good with any of their IP's.
Anonymous No.712845069 >>712845282
>>712844497
btw I also can't get enough of tofu, it heckin' tastes just like real meat
Anonymous No.712845104 >>712845271
>>712844989
dread, bowsers fury, arceus, echoes of wisdom, pokemon snap, super rush and the mario party games are great though
Anonymous No.712845192 >>712845256
>>712844812
>>Caused arrested development in millions of adults
then why did the wiiu flop?
Anonymous No.712845256
>>712845192
Do you know what arrested development even means?
Anonymous No.712845267
"omg nintendo suddenly wants $80 because the economy is bad"

>charged $70 for TOTK, 2 years ago
>10+ years of $60 games and re-releases that never drop in price
Anonymous No.712845271 >>712845334
>>712845104
The only game on that list that isn't trash is Dread.

>unironically listing pokemon games and BOTW rehash: 2d edition
Anonymous No.712845282 >>712845442 >>712845467
>>712845069
I'm sorry I play in a decentralized gaming ecosystem, and Nintendo is dying trying to keep hold of what's keeping them relevant, their exclusivity and innovation.

You can throw words around all you like, but I'm employed. Infinite money glitch.
Anonymous No.712845334 >>712845467
>>712845271
>those dont count!!!
>never even played echoes and calling it a BOTW rehash
every single time
Anonymous No.712845335
>>712817312 (OP)
>now
Anonymous No.712845442
>>712845282
thanks chat-gpt, now give me a recipe for chocolate bundt cake
Anonymous No.712845467 >>712845581 >>712845809
>>712845282
I'm not sure what people don't get about this. I'm in the same boat as you, it's nice to have freedom when playing a game. Being able to mod it and alter it regardless of the developer's vision is nice. Why do people look down on this?

>>712845334
Echoes is the same trash as BOTW, instead of having a proper world, proper combat and proper usage of inventory, you're supposed to le make your own le fun and it ends up tedious and boring. Yes, let's cover the world in hundreds of echoes we'll never use, because 2-3 trivialize the whole damn game.
Anonymous No.712845473
>>712844812
don't forget that they filed patents that were obvious and non-novel (e.g. context-sensitive action selection, aiming reticle for throwing an object) and retroactively sued pocketpair out of spite because GF was put to shame by palworld
Anonymous No.712845581 >>712845761
>>712845467
>instead of having a proper world
it does
> proper combat
which is nothing even remotely similar to botw's
>you're supposed to le make your own le fun
no youre not
Anonymous No.712845679
>>712844497
>most people owned Nintendo consoles along with their PCs because it was a safe and fun choice.
I went with that combination because Nintendo were always the ones doing something different. I was pretty much PC + Nintendo since the Wii days because it was the combination that made the most sense. I don't really have much use for PC handhelds so while I think things like the Steamdeck are nice, I'm not going to be buying one any time soon. On that note, I'm also not rushing out to buy a Switch 2 anytime soon and my not even get one at all since I already have a Switch 1 and Nintendo's 1st party offerings haven't been that great for years now in my view. If I were in the market for a handheld device for games it probably still would be the Steamdeck despite Rog Ally X existing and the Lenovo one. I'm more surprised nobody else is attempting to do the trackpad thing since apparently that feels really damn good for PC games in handheld form.
Anonymous No.712845761 >>712845860
>>712845581
>which is nothing even remotely similar to botw's
Spawn in wacky echo
it does all the damage, tanks all the damage, is essentially infinite and can be resummoned at any time. Gee, sounds like an even more casualized version of TOTK's nuts and bolts vehicles, except even those required zonaite. Tell me what Zelda's echoes require? Is it a finite resource that you have to manage?
Anonymous No.712845809
>>712845467
Brand Loyalty? I guess they feel attacked whenever their favorite company is under fire, and they look bad in the process. Some people just can't take the criticism of their favorite companies instead of just being like "Yeah, I'm not on noard with whatever that is."
Anonymous No.712845860 >>712845958
>>712845761
>Spawn in wacky echo
which you cant do in tears or breath

Ive summonded golden darknut with the ball and chain and he'll lose to birds because of their AI. Once again, you havent played it
Anonymous No.712845958 >>712846109
>>712845860
The point is that it's the same mindset: you trivialize the entire game because you summon something else to fight for you, or you pull off some silly gmod physics guns shenanigans to make the entire game laughably easy.
Anonymous No.712846057 >>712846168
>>712844812
Generally the reason most people hate disney is because they like X and Y series and the most recent releases were not only terrible but try to rewrite half of the characters from the originals as contemptable people with sordid motives. This type of reaction is less a thing that happens to nintendo and more a thing that happens to something like bioware or bungee. I would give examples from sony too but seeing how MGS4 and the god of war remake and DMC5 performed i dont think they actually care as long as polygon number goes up.
Anonymous No.712846109 >>712846259
>>712845958
>I purposefully avoid fighting things in BOTW or tears and only use physics, its the same!
lol
Anonymous No.712846168
>>712846057
the same thing happened with Nintendo. Look how they did Metroid dirty.

>Samus is now an over-emotional womyn who can't control her feelings :(((((
They learned nothing from Metroid Other M.
Anonymous No.712846259 >>712846543
>>712846109
There's no use fighting anything since it's not fun to waste time with it.
Anonymous No.712846276
>>712817312 (OP)
They got too cocky.
Anonymous No.712846316 >>712846654
>>712818221
Nintendo has been marketing to Mexicans since the Wii era. Wtf are you talking about?

It's better to associate with mexico then to associate yourself with other immigrant groups replacing white people basically. That's what's really happening behind closed doors. If your in marketing you know what's happening.
Anonymous No.712846541
>>712817312 (OP)
idiot fanboys let them get away with shitty business practices that hurts us all in the long run. selling a worse game for 20 dollars more is super lame
Anonymous No.712846543 >>712846661
>>712846259
thanks for posting a neat game mechanic to make your argument even worse, lol
Anonymous No.712846561 >>712846747
>>712839982
>The last time the poll was taken
You mean not even 2 days ago in the midst of another wave of snoy seething, nevermind the fact that the poll was very obviously botted.
Sony fans on /v/ have the biggest persecution complex I've ever seen.
Anonymous No.712846654 >>712847175
>>712846316
Nintendo has always been most loved by middle class white American and Canadian families. It's what most of us in the millenial and gen x age range grew up with. That's why Phil Spencer's biggest dream is to buy Nintendo.
Anonymous No.712846661 >>712846982
>>712846543
>neat
>stand still while one of the strongest enemies is trivialized completely
Anonymous No.712846747 >>712846843
>>712846561
If polls can be botted, then why should any poll be trusted?
Anonymous No.712846843
>>712846747
The only time polls are ever posted is to win gay console wars "debates", so you tell me.
Anonymous No.712846982 >>712847069
>>712846661
then dont use the turbine. Youre getting upset about something you have control over
Anonymous No.712847069 >>712847160 >>712847324 >>712852386
>>712846982
>LE MAKE YOUR OWN LE FUN
Like I said, cancerous game design that requires no effort, and offers no reward.
Anonymous No.712847135 >>712847236
>>712834225
16 is still fine too. I'm pretty sure like 99% of games never exceed that. Frankly even 32 is kinda insane for gaming. It's only for people who install like a thousand mods in skyrim or minecraft and need all those mods loaded.
Anonymous No.712847158
>>712817312 (OP)
>right now
We've had daily seethe threads about Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, and the Switch itself for 8 fucking years now.
Anonymous No.712847160 >>712847480
>>712847069
so fight the enemy with your arsenal of weapons. Again, youre just getting mad at your own decisions
Anonymous No.712847175
>>712846654
Nintendo would laugh their ass off at that proposition.

Nintendo aimed their products at Italians and other immigrant groups in the 80s and 90s. Italians and other immigrants were replacing anglos. Simply put Nintendo doesn't care.

This isn't anything new.
Anonymous No.712847198 >>712848494
>>712842879
Maybe you should follow your own advice and rant about Nintendo's sins to your shrink? And if you don't have one: Get one.
Anonymous No.712847236
>>712847135
my PC has 16 GB and it couldnt run returnal. Fucking finns
Anonymous No.712847324 >>712847480
>>712847069
yeah I fucking hate shit games like terraria that do this
if I wanna fuck around with blocks I go play legos
Anonymous No.712847378
>>712830393
>I pirate everything
So you aren't a consumer? Then anything against you isn't anti-consumer
Anonymous No.712847480 >>712847528 >>712847563 >>712849875 >>712850031
>>712847160
If the game was actually fun, maybe. but it isn't.

>>712847324
Terraria has ten times the amount of quality of any modern Zelda. Better graphics, better storytelling, you name it. It's just an overall better package.
Anonymous No.712847521
>>712817312 (OP)
There is a lot of manufactured hate going on online. If it wasn't obvious due to the sales of Switch 2, Don't pay attention to all of the noise. There are a lot of bots or paid grifters who are specifically shitting on things that are popular.
Anonymous No.712847528
>>712847480
Lol. Go to bed ACfag.
Anonymous No.712847538
>>712817312 (OP)
>Dishonest time wasting question
>astroturfing thread damage controlling all points of criticism against the billion dollar corporation follows

And yes, the same happens with Sony and Microwigger. When will you shills get a REAL fucking job?

Real answer to your shill question because mods are paid to protect people who pay hiroyuki to get an advertising pass? They earned every bit of the hate doing a 180 from switch going into switch 2, essentially TOS locking peoples switch 1, and making people agree that they don't own the games they're playing just to have access to the games they purchased. There's gotta be some kinda class action lawsuit being brought against tos like this, its anti consumer as hell and has to violate some kinda fcc regulations on normal hardware operation.
Anonymous No.712847563 >>712847660
>>712847480
>terraria
>better graphics
lmao
Anonymous No.712847603
>712847538
>schizoid babble
Anonymous No.712847660 >>712847746
>>712847563
Yes. Less money spent on graphics will always be a better thing. Death to graphix whores.
Anonymous No.712847746 >>712847851
>>712847660
2D sprites dont look better then 3D graphics, you can cope as much as you want but its objectively wrong
Anonymous No.712847851 >>712847938
>>712847746
Sounds like graphics whoring to me. Zelda 1 and LTTP are infinitely superior games to BOTW and TOTK, despite the latter having LE EPIC AMAZING 3D REALISTIC GRAPHX.
Anonymous No.712847867
>>712818548
>prinipal
Even in his shitty copypastas he can't help but make typos
Anonymous No.712847869
>>712836362
>>Falling for the most obvious falseflag
Retarded newfag doesn't know how delusional the typical tendie is and legitimately thought he was merely pretending to be retarded.
Anonymous No.712847938 >>712848054
>>712847851
>Zelda 1 and LTTP are infinitely superior games to BOTW and TOTK
none of which have to do with their graphics
>despite the latter having LE EPIC AMAZING 3D REALISTIC GRAPHX
nobody praised them for the graphix, lol. Youre making things up like always
Anonymous No.712848054 >>712848264
>>712847938
>none of which have to do with their graphics
The games not wasting their budget on le realism are one of the reasons why they're so good. They didn't need to have infinite vistas and huge maps that existed solely to look big, they made the best of the maps they made. that's why pretty much every screen of those games has something to do, while you can walk for 5 minutes in BOTW and TOTK and never find anything of note.
Anonymous No.712848059
>>712817312 (OP)
Snoys are third worlders and niggers, so they lash out in jealousy when things don't go their way.
Anonymous No.712848171
Youtubers are telling low iq niggers what to think
Anonymous No.712848264 >>712848407
>>712848054
blah blah blah blah nothing to do with graphics
Anonymous No.712848354
You ever going to actually play Armored Core?
Anonymous No.712848407 >>712848459
>>712848264
Then explain why Link to the Past can afford to be sold at 5 bucks, while TOTK and BOTW have to constantly raise their prices to 80 and even 100 dollars. Why are they wasting so much money on the graphics budget? Where's all that money going?
Anonymous No.712848459 >>712848540
>>712848407
tears and botw arent 80 or $100, I dont know what planet youre living on
Anonymous No.712848494 >>712848936
>>712847198
>NO! You're insane! YOU!
I'm not the one shilling a company with nothing to gain. You just don't know you're a moron.
Anonymous No.712848540 >>712848613
>>712848459
Base cost of the game + Switch 2 upgrade + BOTW DLC. Unless that's included with the Switch 2 upgrade cost.
Anonymous No.712848554
Anonymous No.712848613 >>712848754
>>712848540
>buying at full price + $10 upgrade + DLC you never at any point in time need
lmao, disingenuous as ever
Anonymous No.712848754 >>712848967 >>712849479
>>712848613
I'm comparing it with Terraria, which you brought up earlier. Let's see.

>devs have been selling the game at 10 dollars ever since its inception, with constant sales that bring it down to 99 cents
>and they've never raised the price, regardless of inflation
>and they've released 15 years of free content updates

So why doesn't Nintendo follow suit with this?
Anonymous No.712848936
>>712848494
Nta but I agree with him, you should seek help. Seething about this company you hate everyday is not healthy
Anonymous No.712848967 >>712849106
>>712848754
you were comparing graphics, not price
Anonymous No.712849106 >>712849186 >>712849375
>>712848967
Terraria doesn't worry about a bloated graphics budget, so all their content updates can be free. TOTK and BOTW are bloated as hell and waste money on polygons and making big maps, so you have to pay more and more for the same product.

If Zelda wasn't wasting so much money on unnecessary trivialities, perhaps they could release free content updates too, and maybe they'd actually be high quality.
Anonymous No.712849186 >>712849452
>>712849106
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

graphics are your argument, not what you think budgets should be
Anonymous No.712849375
>>712849106
yeah man, imagine wasting money on polygons
couldn't be me
Anonymous No.712849452 >>712849636
>>712849186
What argument do you have in favor of more graphics? They don't make the gameplay better, they don't help the budget, they don't help it look prettier if the style is garbage in the first place (aka the knockoff ghibli slop that modern Zelda adapted)

Why would anyone willingly want more graphics?
Anonymous No.712849479 >>712849742
>>712848754
Because terraria is a shitgame that people wouldn't buy for 12$, let alone 80.
>but
Whats your favorite enemy
Anonymous No.712849584
>>712818768
90 โ‚ฌ is way worse. It's about $104.
Anonymous No.712849636 >>712849742 >>712849784
>>712849452
what argument do you have against more graphics or that it even looks better? I cant even tell what this sprite is
Anonymous No.712849687 >>712849878
>>712841776
Why should you like anybody that doesn't give away their shit for free?
Anonymous No.712849742
>>712849479
>Whats your favorite enemy
So many to choose from. My favorite regular enemy would have to be bone serpents in the underworld. My favorite miniboss would have to be the martian saucer. My favorite regular boss is Skeletron Prime. much more variety than the 1000+ bokoblin reskins in modern Zelda.

>>712849636
>I cant even tell what this sprite is
Skill issue. Learn2Imagination.
Anonymous No.712849784 >>712849878
>>712849636
I think this is a skeleton wearing a bathing suit?

>learn 2 imagination
LOL
LMAO
Anonymous No.712849875 >>712850129
>>712847480
>Terraria has ten times the amount of quality of any modern Zelda
Doesn't look like it.
Anonymous No.712849878 >>712849971
>>712849687
Maybe companies should stop focusing so much on profit. I'd rather a game be given away for free, then line the pockets of some scummy CEO who thinks game prices should go up even more.

>>712849784
Still a more fun enemy to fight than 90% of zelda enemies.
Anonymous No.712849971 >>712850129
>>712849878
>Still a more fun enemy to fight than 90% of zelda enemies.
yah you stand still and whack it with your weapon. absoltuely THRILLING
Anonymous No.712850031
>>712847480
Tardaria
Anonymous No.712850129 >>712850245 >>712850281
>>712849971
And yet it still requires more thought than Zelda combat.

>>712849875
Terraria actually, legitimately, has more enemy variety than BOTW and TOTK combined.
Anonymous No.712850130
>>712817312 (OP)
Sony hired pajeets to run a mass misinformation campaign against the Switch 2 and then when it failed, jeets got pissed off at Nintendo because it meant they didn't get paid.
Anonymous No.712850245 >>712850268
>>712850129
>And yet it still requires more thought than Zelda combat.
not at all, its quite literally just swinging your sword until it dies
Anonymous No.712850268 >>712850341
>>712850245
But enough about Zelda.
Anonymous No.712850281
>>712850129
Don't care. Balatro has no enemy variety and it's better than Terraria.
Anonymous No.712850341 >>712850456
>>712850268
yah good luck with that
Anonymous No.712850456 >>712850570
>>712850341
Thanks.
Anonymous No.712850510
>>712844257
Hit a little too close to home?
Anonymous No.712850570 >>712850765
>>712850456
>posts concept art for a boss enemy because he was proven wrong
lmao, concession accepted
Anonymous No.712850683
Jews and browns hate and try to destroy anything beautiful. Every other comnpany has been subverted and produces garbage, nintendo is the same as always just making good products and succeeding so that makes them the bad guy.
Anonymous No.712850765 >>712850934 >>712851064 >>712851248
>>712850570
My condolences for your lack of imagination. Do you also need mandatory tutorials and storytelling NPCS to keep your interest in the game piqued?
Anonymous No.712850813
>>712817312 (OP)
Its in the news cycles right now. Normally I'd just not care about them but if you watch gaming news you can't avoid them. Switch 2 doesn't even have any games yet. Who cares about Cyberpunk?
Anonymous No.712850865
>>712818221
>perceived โ€œupper class whiteโ€ company
Anonymous No.712850934 >>712851145
>>712850765
you tell me
Anonymous No.712851016
>>712817312 (OP)
They have gotten way too greedy, like all companies who enjoy a big deal of success.
It happened to Capcom, it happened to Sony, and now it's happening with them (again)
Nintendo is at their absolute best when they actually have to try, like during the Wii U era.
Anonymous No.712851064
>>712850765
>make your own fun in the game!
no, I play games to be entertained not entertain myself.
Anonymous No.712851145 >>712851270
>>712850934
>ESL in charge of reading comprehension
Anonymous No.712851248 >>712851517
>>712850765
I love how we ended up here because of you bitching about zelda supposedly being a "make your own fun" kind of game
Anonymous No.712851270 >>712851517
>>712851145
I never said it was mandatory. Do you like games that have tutorials?
Anonymous No.712851290
>>712817312 (OP)
Jealous VaIvejeets
Anonymous No.712851517 >>712851614 >>712851702 >>712851771
>>712851248
>>712851270
See, this is the real problem. Zelda claims to be about making your own, but it goes about it in the worst ways. It lets you completely trivialize even the more difficult enemies, but it doesn't actually give you freedom. It's just a facade. You can't skip the tutorials, you can't kill NPCs, you can't do anything unless the story tells you to. What good is rushing right to Ganon if I have to have a tutorial shoved in my face, and I can't gut punch a gerudo guard for denying me access to their city?

Meanwhile Terraria actually has fun and variety in what it allows you to do, while still maintaining some semblance of progression. Even if you can't sequence break the whole game, the point is freedom. Freedom to not suffer under a handholdy tutorial or cinematic cutscenes, and freedom to not put up with obnoxious NPCs. at the first sign of them showing me lip, they get a nice dunk into a lava bath.That is freedom.
Anonymous No.712851593
>>712817350
fpbp. fags like critikal and the rest of the internet shit on nintendo every chance they get yet still play their games either on official hardware or via emulation. why? because Nintendo objectively makes fun games.
they're all fucking hypocrites.
Anonymous No.712851614
>>712851517
>and freedom to not put up with obnoxious NPCs
yeah I'll make use of that freedom and stop talking to you now
Anonymous No.712851698
>erm... you're an NPC because you criticized Nintendo!
Concession accepted, I guess.
Anonymous No.712851702 >>712851845
>>712851517
>What good is rushing right to Ganon if I have to have a tutorial shoved in my face
you dont. For someone who claims to play BotW or tears you sure are stupid
Anonymous No.712851771
>>712851517
That's fine. I prefer a slightly more railroaded experience for Zelda games since story is important in those games. when I'm down for freedom I play Zomboid or Minecraft.
Anonymous No.712851797
>>712817312 (OP)
https://www.nintendo.com/us/refund/
Is this on purpose?
Anonymous No.712851845 >>712851913 >>712851932
>>712851702
Okay, then explain how to skip the entire tutorial in BOTW, while avoiding the massive invisible barriers that exist all around the map that instantly put you back in the tutorial, barriers that even speedrunners have struggled to bypass (despite them abusing glitches and out of bounds constantly)
Anonymous No.712851913 >>712852241
>>712851845
You can just play something else you prefer more instead of demanding every single game be Terraria.
Anonymous No.712851932 >>712852241
>>712851845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KaX5dVFszk
Anonymous No.712851979
Nintendo Derangement Syndrome
Anonymous No.712852079 >>712852661
>>712817312 (OP)
because there's 10 times more love for it right now in the world
Anonymous No.712852241 >>712852386 >>712852440
>>712851913
They claimed Zelda offered more freedom than any other game. I simply called their bluff.

>>712851932
Anon, did you even watch this speedrun? For your sake, I'm gonna let you quickly scroll through the video you posted, so you can see the little error you made.
Anonymous No.712852298
You can tell some the 3.5 million news broke some people.
Anonymous No.712852386 >>712852669
>>712852241
actually you were the one bitching that nintendo lets you do combat encounters however you want >>712847069
Anonymous No.712852440
>>712852241
>They claimed Zelda offered more freedom than any other game.
No they didn't
Anonymous No.712852661
>>712852079
Why does it bother you so much?
Anonymous No.712852669 >>712852782 >>712853079
>>712852386
And it takes no effort. Like the rest of the game. Meanwhile, any actually creative ideas get snuffed out by Nintendo, like if you wanted to infiltrate the gerudo city without crossdressing, or entire the divine beasts without doing their associated quests, or leaving the plateau without the glider.

Give me a million ways to trivialize an already easy bokoblin encounter, but heaven forbid I be allowed to skip the tutorial.
Anonymous No.712852782 >>712852864
>>712852669
we get it, you're gay and afraid of women to the point you don't even wanna get near women's clothing
Anonymous No.712852864 >>712852937
>>712852782
>actually, if you don't like crossdressing, YOU'RE the gay one
What did xer mean by this?
Anonymous No.712852937 >>712853026
>>712852864
the act of crossdressing is pretty gay, but you specifically are even more gay
Anonymous No.712853026 >>712853082
>>712852937
How do you figure?
Anonymous No.712853079 >>712853465
>>712852669
>or leaving the plateau without the glider.
how do you plan to fall 500 ft out of the sky and survive?
Anonymous No.712853082 >>712853272
>>712853026
because you consistently have little sperg-outs about anything involving women
Anonymous No.712853272 >>712853821
>>712853082
Still don't see the issue. I just don't like women in games when it's clear they're just being used to sucker in people with eye candy, or in the case of western AAA games, they only exist to spew lectures about privilege or something. It just seems like something we could all live without.
Anonymous No.712853465
>>712853079
People found a way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb-w7apxszg
Anonymous No.712853821 >>712854070
>>712853272
You actually don't care since you posted picrel to me in defense of Terraria before, this and also what you've posted about Neptunia and censorship and defending smut in vidya. It's just a plausible argument you can use to shitpost with assuming nobody remembers what you actually believe or hold you accountable for past things you've said.
Anonymous No.712854070 >>712854240
>>712853821
>You actually don't care since you posted picrel to me in defense of Terraria before,
How does that relate to the argument? Didn;'t you accuse Terraria of being ugly pixelshit? Clearly the game can't be accused of having eye candy if the graphics are ugly, right? But that would conflict with your other argument.

>this and also what you've posted about Neptunia and censorship and defending smut in vidya.
Neptunia? When have I ever talked about that? And regarding censorship, I only remember saying that I was against it, and that I would only defend smut in vidya if censorship was the alternative. Neither is ideal.
Anonymous No.712854240 >>712854509
>>712854070
Just saying nobody cares what you claim to believe since we already know you lie about anything.
Anonymous No.712854384
>>712818741
>DONKEY KONG BANANZA IS A POR-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>NEW KIRBY AIR RIDE IS A POR-
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>MARIO KART WORLD IS A POR-
HAVE A ROTTEN DAY
Anonymous No.712854509 >>712854664
>>712854240
>you lie about anything
Yes, this coming from the fanbase that calls people snoys over the smallest criticism. Please, tell me again how you're a PC+Switch idort, but you hate all PC games and you think all PC users are vegans and steamies.

You love telling the truth (supposedly) so let's hear it.
Anonymous No.712854664 >>712854734
>>712854509
No. Thanks for the offer though.
Anonymous No.712854734 >>712854754
>>712854664
>liar immediately recoils after being called out
Anonymous No.712854754
>>712854734
Sure.
Anonymous No.712854818
>>712817312 (OP)
Because it's cancer
Anonymous No.712854901
>>712820272
Tears of the Cringedom is absolute dogshit.
Anonymous No.712854930 >>712854973 >>712855124 >>712857896
>>712817312 (OP)
>Jewish prices
>Switch online is paid and awful
>Tried to kill emulation
>insane fanboys
>DMCAs everything
>Switch 2 launched with 1 game
Anonymous No.712854973
>>712854930
So one game more than PS5's launch line up.
Anonymous No.712855062
>>712820553
>Along with the NSO expansion pass, this thing is filled to the brim with content.
Hello Nintendo employee
Anonymous No.712855124
>>712854930
>Tried to kill emulation
>DMCAs everything
I remember when the fans' excuse was that "oh they only go after people who flaunt it on social media!" but then metroid threads were constantly filled with people who gladly talked about how much they loved reporting AM2R to Nintendo, because they hate fangames competing with the official product.
Anonymous No.712855151
>>712817312 (OP)
simple, switch 1 is 8 years old, now the new gen of tendies cannot afford the new console and games. so they just rage bait
Anonymous No.712857621 >>712859241
Fanboys are becoming extra annoying here so there's an extra clap back going on, shit will normalize in a few months.
Is this everyone's first console launch on /v/?
Anonymous No.712857896
>>712854930
>[schizo headcanon]
Anonymous No.712858608 >>712858993 >>712859440
their fans are people like this
Anonymous No.712858993 >>712859603
>>712858608
>posts a shitty photoshop edit
>"Look at this tendie here!"
Why are anti-nintendo fags like this?
Anonymous No.712859241 >>712859538
>>712857621
It's worse because they've admitted that they're "counter trolling those evil trolls who say mean things about nintendo". I live rent free in this one guy's mind because I implied that Tears of the Kingdom and Breath of the Wild may have flaws.
Anonymous No.712859440
>>712858608
Post your hand
Anonymous No.712859538 >>712859736
>>712859241
Honestly seems well spoken and based as fuck. Also that's me btw.
Anonymous No.712859553
>>712817312 (OP)
>why is there so much hate for this company right now?
>People can't afford their supreme console
>They've effectively blocked people from modding their console
Lots of anger and seethe right now!
Anonymous No.712859603
>>712858993
In the video he literally says his parents getting him a 3ds is what started him down the road that ended with getting caught in a sting trying to have poopy diaper sex with an 11 year old girl
Anonymous No.712859736 >>712859965
>>712859538
>guy who can't go more than one post without screaming about vegans and snoys
>"well spoken"

you're an ignorant fanboy if you can't even fathom why someone wouldn't like prices increasing across the board, despite nintendo fans gloating about how much nintendo makes off of each sale. If anything they're the ones who have the least reason to raise their prices.

But your retort is always "you're poor" or "you're brown". If you think this is well spoken and not just an asshole spewing ad hominem in defense of his favorite corporation, it speaks quite lowly of your own intelligence.
Anonymous No.712859965
>>712859736
Ok PC vegan.
Anonymous No.712860103 >>712860180
>>712817312 (OP)
Patent trolling, pushing for more expensive everything, weird/annoying/aggressive fanbase.
Anonymous No.712860180 >>712860486
>>712860103
Not to mention the fanbase is full of liars. They claim to be PC+Nintendo idorts, but they despise PC gaming and everything associated with it.
Anonymous No.712860486
>>712860180
Not really. You kinda have to own and try something to have a better understanding of what you're talking about.
Anonymous No.712860890
>>712817312 (OP)
>$450 console
>$80 games
>DMCAing emulators despite using them
>An entire fandom full of weak men who will buy whatever slop Nintendo throws at them and gladly defend it even if itโ€™s shit