>only 2 hours of play time in handheld mode
>not powerful enough to compete in docked mode
>games aren't playable from the cartridge and require a mandatory download
>games cost $80 with no chance of discount
>stick drift out of the box

Also
>your console gets bricked if you make a username Nintendo doesn't like

assblasted brown snoy seehting thread #11034
5.6 million
8 more years
you lost

>>714596564 (OP)
>>714596656
It's genuinely fanboys and children carrying the Nintendo brand because they think the company cares about them.

ALL I SEE IS PORTS

We have already chosen our beautiful new era.

>>714597109
Weak ports too

>>714597194
Yes. We can't wait for the PS6.

>>714596564 (OP)
IT SOLD A BUNCH
>But where's the games
IT SOLD A BUNCH
>But what about the display
IT SOLD A BUNCH
>It's not even OLED
IT SOLD A BUNCH
>It's dimmer than dirt
IT SOLD A BUNCH
>The sticks still drift

ASSBLASTED BROWN SNOY SEEHTING THREAD YOU LOST IT SOLD A BUNCH

>>714597416
Mental illness

>>714597515
Yes, "It sold a bunch" is the excuse for the mentally ill. It's the same thing Gachafags use but Nintendudes think it's OK when Nintendo uses it.

>>714598143
Nintendo is a cult

>>714596564 (OP)
>>only 2 hours of play time in handheld mode
...so then I connect the charging cable or dock it and continue paying
>>not powerful enough to compete in docked mode
compete with what exactly? docked runs all Switch 1 games at their targets without frame drops, and all the Switch 2 editions / games run great
>>games aren't playable from the cartridge and require a mandatory download
Depends on the game. I just get those digital, and the only one of those I have is Bravely Default HD
>>games cost $80 with no chance of discount
there's literally a sale now where most first party Nintendo games are $40
>>stick drift out of the box
555-come-on-now.jpg
The point is that everything you said was either untrue or misrepresented

Is this the Bi-hourly Switch 2 schzio containment thread?

>>714598612
>and continue paying

KEK

>>714598924
yeah eric and his groomcord is really working overtime today

>>714596564 (OP)
milking the retards

>>714596564 (OP)
>games cost $80 with no chance of discount
Mario Kart is 62 dollars right now at gamestop.

>>714600985
How do they milk their customers so well?

>>714597292
No.
Nintendo will win.
We will win.

The OoTsnoys are arguing again....

>>714596564 (OP)
Eventual hacking and spoofing of Gamecube NSO so I can play on proper hardware. Not fond of emulators on PC. Not like the controller works on it due to encrypted bluetooth.

>>714603740
Your fucking phone can emulate gamecube games.

>>714597416
kek

>>714603575
"Snoy" is not a suffix.
We have already chosen our beautiful new era.

>>714603896
I know as I tried it myself, but touch screen buttons a shit.

>>714596564 (OP)
I'm playing Switch 2 rn. What's the point of posting in OP's shit thread? Idk!

>>714596564 (OP)
The only point that ever mattered:
VIDEO GAMES

>>714603896
How low do you have to sink to shill phone emulation? The battery life is garbage and using touchscreen or a fucking add on controller attachment is so asinine I can only pray you’re taking the kids

>>714596564 (OP)
>>714596656
>>714603916
>>714597416
>>714603896

Pedosnoyric, you lost and got raped.

Why do companies insist on making handhelds so big? Why don't they just make a PSP or ds sized console?

>>714604424
Taking the piss*

>>714597416
>>714598143
Since you are so retarded you can't comprehend it, "IT SOLD A BUNCH" as you've put it, is used to ridicule you for spending the last 6 months of your pathetic lives desperately trying to make a toy flop just because it wasn't made by your favourite toy manufacturer to the point you bled from your assholes.
It's not an excuse. It's a constant reminder of your failure and I'm going to enjoy reminding you of it for the next 8 years while you scream in impotent rage.

>>714596564 (OP)
>>only 2 hours of play time in handheld mode
False. You're picking the worst-case scenario.
>>not powerful enough to compete in docked mode
To compete with what exactly? Other console don't play Nintendo exclusives, so it's not a competition. Also more powerful than the Series S.
>>games aren't playable from the cartridge and require a mandatory download
False. My Mario Kart World and Cyberpunk play from the cartridge, like Donkey Kong in two weeks.
>>games cost $80 with no chance of discount
False. I bought Cyberpunk at a discount.
>>stick drift out of the box
False.

Next.

>2 hours battery life
>8 years of seething
How did Nintendo do it?

>>714607343
>make shit hardware
>people don't like it

You can tell a product is dogshit when the only defenses people have for it are sales.
There is nothing actually good about the Switch 2, so the only reponse tendies have is muh sales.
You got to feel bad for legit Nintendo fans who aren’t rabid cultists.

>>714608636
>>714608564
You lost and got raped, esnoypedoric

>>714608636
you can tell a product is great when the only "criticisms" are easily disproven lies and shitposts from obsessed vegans who have never touched it