[Sad News] Nintendo Switch 2 is already an "undesirable" console - /v/ (#717169941) [Archived: 11 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:08:35 PM No.717169941
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It is already over for Nintendo switch 2.

https://archive.is/NjOmO
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:09:59 PM No.717170008
6 millions in a month
seethe snoytroon subhuman
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:10:04 PM No.717170010
meanwhile in reality:
>SALES GO BRRRRRR
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:10:24 PM No.717170028
lets hope they do better with switch 3
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:10:41 PM No.717170040
>>717169941 (OP)
6 million sales.
journotrannies lost
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:10:45 PM No.717170042
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>>717170008
>6 millions in a month
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:11:18 PM No.717170065
>>717169941 (OP)
>Opinions
By whom?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:12:19 PM No.717170123
'Caco Thread
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:12:44 PM No.717170147
>best selling system ever
>But uhh actually it's a failure because of game key cards even though those aren't a big deal and is only being used as a talking point to try and shit on Nintendo.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:13:32 PM No.717170186
>TheGamer
Try harder
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:13:44 PM No.717170204
loads of games
loads of games
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>>717169941 (OP)
dont care since im having a blast with all these games
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:14:12 PM No.717170224
>>717170008
>>717170040
>>717170147
it won't have legs
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:14:13 PM No.717170226
>>717170065
By Joshua Robertson on TheGamer. It's all right there in OPs pic. The real question is, who gives a fuck about faggot journos outside of faggot like OP?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:14:42 PM No.717170247
>>717170028
You lost
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:14:42 PM No.717170250
desu the only key card games so far have been ports and you have to be an actual retard to play those on switch
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:14:48 PM No.717170257
>>717169941 (OP)
This cope is amusing to me. Continue
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:15:15 PM No.717170280
>>717170008
Ok. 6 million consoles sold and no one wants to make a game for it besides the company that made it. Also what company making games for PS5, Xbox and PC wants to make a version that's literally a downgrade in everyway just play on a handheld console using tech that's over a decade old? That's a waste of resources. The only thing they're doing is re-releasing games from the previous gen onto that if they're willing to. Can't wait to hear someone defend replaying Skyrim AGAIN on Switch 2 despite it already being on the the first Switch.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:15:32 PM No.717170293
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>>717169941 (OP)
>and will run

Grammatical error

Also thanks for this article lmao I hope the YouTubers are going full melty
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:16:22 PM No.717170346
>>717170280
didn't read your cope lol
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:16:31 PM No.717170356
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md5: 624f3028dd9a14c0c132542487ab97a0๐Ÿ”
Lmao. Steamies are atill fumming that they console is trash KEEEEEEEEEK.

Valv* lost, cope.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:16:37 PM No.717170359
>>717170147
>is only being used as a talking point to try and shit on Nintendo.
I mean nintendo is responsible for that.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:17:13 PM No.717170381
>>717170224
>>717170280
>>717170359

Did you predict 6 million in a month? If no, why should I listen to you?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:17:31 PM No.717170393
>>717169941 (OP)
I wanted to buy a switch 2, but there's no 5 games worth buying, so I'm not getting it for now.
If they have splatoon 4 as launch title though, I would have gotten it day 1.
Why don't they release splatoon 4? Are they stupid?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:17:38 PM No.717170395
>>717170356
>miyamoto laughing about how he killed paper mario
villainous scum
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:17:58 PM No.717170412
>>717170356
Device that can play anything vs a device that can only run things they want you to play
Yea idk chief
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:18:22 PM No.717170436
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md5: 80b1bf6108f8e82204ce4d5f6a73cf00๐Ÿ”
>Nintendo Switch 2 Called "Undesirable" Thanks To All The Recently Revealed Game-Key Card Titles
>source: some tweet about a snoy seething as shown in the article
Why do i care about literal whos regurgitating trash from other literal whos again?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:18:39 PM No.717170442
>>717170381
>Did you predict 6 million in a month?
I did. You should kill yourself.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:18:54 PM No.717170445
>>717170346
Cope? I haven't owned a console since PS3. Consoles are a waste. Enjoy paying $90 for games running on hardware 10+ years old that looks like it was made 10 years ago.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:19:15 PM No.717170462
>muh sales
Imagine cheerleading a corporation, fucking subhumans
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:19:18 PM No.717170464
>>717170412
Doesnโ€™t Nintendo require the internet to even access game carts now
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:19:42 PM No.717170483
Still less popular than smartphone gaming. Inferior product
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:19:43 PM No.717170484
>>717170445
Calm down, ranjeesh.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:20:15 PM No.717170504
>>717170442
>>717170395
>>717170412
>>717170462
>>717170483

Prove it
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:20:17 PM No.717170507
dont care, DK was good.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:21:05 PM No.717170531
>>717170484
>owning a PC now means you're a pajeet
Oh you lowly console owners. Your levels of cope are amusing to me.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:21:38 PM No.717170553
>>717170504
Prove what? That you're gay?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:22:06 PM No.717170567
>>717170464
Pretty sure the game carts now don't hold any information other than the game key. Pretty sleazy.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:22:20 PM No.717170585
>>717170008
It is not really a guarantee of anything.
Fucking Wii U sold close to 3 million in a month.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:22:55 PM No.717170619
>>717170531
>>717170553
>>717170567
>>717170585

Why is this snoy so mentally ill?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:23:09 PM No.717170628
>>717170008
good morning saar
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:23:55 PM No.717170661
>>717170628
Meant for >>717169941 (OP)
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:24:20 PM No.717170680
>>717170008
FPBP
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:24:42 PM No.717170706
>>717170464
switch 1 cartridges, yes, switch 2 cartridges, no, games that are switch 2 versions like BotW might require it though, but mario retardy includes a firmware update on the cart so you can pop it in first and then pop (almost) any switch 1 game and it should work, future system revisions might include the firmware update required to read switch 1 games baked in though
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:25:06 PM No.717170725
>>717170462
Yet you post an article about how supposedly"nobody" wants it, retard
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:25:10 PM No.717170727
gaijin is cannot pirate so they hate new nintendo console. nintendo is better selling in japan only.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:25:38 PM No.717170742
>>717170706
>switch 2 cartridges, no
This is bullshit when literally every 3rd party game is a key card and requires a download.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:26:02 PM No.717170769
>>717169941 (OP)
you lost, tranny
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:26:23 PM No.717170782
>>717170628
>>717170585
>>717170531
>>717170553
>>717169941 (OP)

Eric, you lost
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:27:48 PM No.717170856
I was the biggest advocate for physical game hoarding until goy key cards.
It is 100% over
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:28:28 PM No.717170898
>sales just keep going up
It prints money, again.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:28:57 PM No.717170929
>>717170856
Buy Cyberpunk and Nintendo
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:31:01 PM No.717171038
>>717170782
You will own key cards that nintendo will turn off someday while I'm playing ps4 games on my ps50 in my gaben brain implant that extends my life a century from now.
I win, derrick.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:32:01 PM No.717171083
>>717170742
anon, I wasn't trying to argue semantics, there are 17 proper switch 2 physical releases confirmed so far and we should have at least 20 by the end of the year, there was no need to bring up key cards when we all know those require an internet connection, I was talking about the handful of real physicals
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:32:41 PM No.717171104
>>717169941 (OP)
Says the games journo
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:33:23 PM No.717171136
>>717171038
See>>717170782
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:33:50 PM No.717171158
>>717171136
See>>717171038
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:34:14 PM No.717171176
>>717170929
also tamagotchi plaza, majogami, story of seasons, mortal kombat, sonic racing crossworlds, daemon x machina, fantasy life and guardians of azuma
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:34:36 PM No.717171194
>>717170706
What about Hitman? On PS5 you canโ€™t access any of the online modes offline even though they donโ€™t actually need the internet. Can you do contracts and shit, or freelancer offline?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:35:20 PM No.717171231
>>717171158
I accept your troonycession, Eric
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:35:42 PM No.717171247
>>717171038
you can still download purchased games on the wii and DSi. I doubt that's going to happen
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:35:46 PM No.717171254
>>717171038
>implying PS6 will support physical media
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:35:52 PM No.717171257
I noticed none of the parents are buying a switch 2 for their kids, they dont see the point because the switch 1 is still good enough.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:35:52 PM No.717171258
>>717171231
I accept your troonycession, derrick
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:36:28 PM No.717171285
why are tendies so deep in denial? are they afraid to admit theyve wasted close to a thousand dollars on poormans steamdeck with no games?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:36:34 PM No.717171290
>>717169941 (OP)
>Complain about key cards
>Buy digital on steam with all the DRMS
I don't get these people... Why everyone is larping as physical fags now? Don't get me wrong the situation sucks, and I wish it was like the GBA games with the entire game and no stupid updates but seeing all these hypocrites is weird.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:36:50 PM No.717171298
>>717171258
>>717171257
>>717171285

I accept your troonnycession, Eric
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:37:06 PM No.717171315
>>717171257
I noticed the opposite because, I too, can make up scenarios
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:37:11 PM No.717171320
>>717171194
hitman is a game key card on switch 2, so yes, you need an internet connection
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:37:41 PM No.717171348
>>717171247
>>717171254
Try again, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:37:52 PM No.717171357
>>717171320
Damn even for single player? Wow
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:38:42 PM No.717171405
>>717171257
>raises switch 1 prices to being them closer to the switch 2 price to make the old console less enticing
heh, nothing personal, goy
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:38:57 PM No.717171417
>>717171357
Only on ps5
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:39:01 PM No.717171420
Lol, the bot has been triggered again.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:39:28 PM No.717171448
key card
key card
md5: 1f6adc6fe36b0a89a7676bff34607339๐Ÿ”
>>717171357
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:39:33 PM No.717171451
>>717171420
Yeah, Eric the pedophile is having a meltdown
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:39:49 PM No.717171467
>be Nintendo
>release new console
>don't release Zelda, Mario, Kirby, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Smash Bros, Metroid games at the same time
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:39:54 PM No.717171473
>PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP PLEASE FLOP
Lah mao
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:40:03 PM No.717171480
>>717171417
Ps5 you can play the base game offline, itโ€™s a disc key so you have to download the game but then you can leave it offline unless you want contracts/freelancer. Freelancer is really cool too
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:40:11 PM No.717171486
>>717171357
I honestly don't know about single player, I haven't actually played it, I presume not? you might want to ask someone else or check a site like doesitplay to see if it's there
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:40:34 PM No.717171516
>>717171448
But the game is always online on steam and ps5
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:40:43 PM No.717171523
>>717171315
Lol, i have actually adult friend with kids.
I'm not talking out of my ass.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:40:47 PM No.717171526
>>717170706
>switch 1 games
no you fucking don't
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:41:04 PM No.717171543
>>717171486
>>717171448
Iโ€™m pretty sure the keycard doesnโ€™t let you access any content offline which is nuts
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:41:15 PM No.717171554
>>717170008
HOW MANY JEWS AGAIN!?
>>717171290
The thing about life is that humans want freedom of choice, may sound fickle even when you think of advantages/disadvantages and consequences, but we still want to have the option to choice itself. And what are they doing is removing options.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:41:31 PM No.717171570
>>717171523
Suee you do, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:41:38 PM No.717171574
>>717170706
Switch 1 carts only need a patch, they can be played offline after you download said patch.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:41:44 PM No.717171581
>>717170008
/thread
/thread /thread
/thread /thread
/thr
SNOYS SUBHUMANS ARE CRYING
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:41:57 PM No.717171591
Eric thread?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:42:14 PM No.717171615
>>717170280
>6 million consoles sold and no one wants to make a game for it besides the company that made it.
isn't that every nintendo console anyway? big N's been self-sufficient for decades at this point, with the only flop console they've made being the wiiu.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:42:35 PM No.717171634
>>717169941 (OP)
oh boy another eric thread
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:42:39 PM No.717171640
>>717170464
>Doesnโ€™t Nintendo require the internet to even access game carts now
Regular physical games? Nope.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:42:53 PM No.717171653
>>717171543
I think it does after you download the full game
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:43:16 PM No.717171671
>>717171298
i love when i join an argument then the resident thread schizo decides im some random guy only he knows
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:43:20 PM No.717171674
>>717171480
Wrong, it has always online Drm there
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:43:22 PM No.717171678
>>717171554
>And what are they doing is removing options.
I get that... But there is no physical option for steam games... It would make more sense to buy a PS5 because you can still have these games on a disc.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:43:29 PM No.717171689
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>>717169941 (OP)
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:43:32 PM No.717171691
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>>717170008
Based. Doomposters are coping HARD
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:43:46 PM No.717171709
>>717171615
The gamecube didnt do very well too.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:43:47 PM No.717171712
>>717171543
It does after you download the game.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:44:32 PM No.717171768
>>717170008
Fippy bippy
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:44:40 PM No.717171778
>>717171473
It's already flopping
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:45:00 PM No.717171797
>>717171671
You lost, eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:45:07 PM No.717171809
>>717171778
Source?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:45:19 PM No.717171829
NO GAMES lol
>b-but muh 6 gorillion-
NO GAMES lol
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:45:39 PM No.717171847
>>717170008
OH no no NO Sonysisters how can we recover?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:45:52 PM No.717171863
>>717171809
>5 million in June
>6 million total in July
It's slowing down......
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:46:00 PM No.717171872
Still not getting Switch 2 until OLED version. Faggot Nintendo not playing me dumb twice.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:46:00 PM No.717171874
>>717171778
>>717171829

Eric, your tranny cope flopped. 6 million in a month
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:46:15 PM No.717171898
>>717171671
>implying we didn't have hot gay sex
I was the best you had, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:46:24 PM No.717171910
tendie defense force working overtime on /v/ with all this extra free time on their hands because they have no games to play
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:47:25 PM No.717171952
>>717171910
But I already beat DK twice, of course I have free time
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:47:39 PM No.717171962
1754099797501379m (1)
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>>717169941 (OP)
>The gross profit margin declined by 29.5 points to 32.3%, reflecting the fact that proportion of hardware sales became higher with the launch of Nintendo Switch 2, and Nintendo Switch 2, which has a lower profit margin than Nintendo Switch, accounted for a higher proportion of those hardware sales.
Shitendo is DEAD
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:47:52 PM No.717171969
>>717171863
>>717171910
Total Eric meltdown
Replies: >>717172127 >>717172172
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:48:14 PM No.717171991
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1744081732104370
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:48:50 PM No.717172024
>>717170356
>*
Kys
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:48:50 PM No.717172025
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1754104219760222
md5: ef68013f7bdf7e1313253774db52eecd๐Ÿ”
>The current situation is really bad for Nintendo. Although they are able to sell a ton of Switch 2 and its software (red bar), their profits aren't increasing at all (pink, green, blue bars).
>As a result, their profit margins (green and purple lines) have taken a nosedive.
Replies: >>717172069 >>717172116 >>717172127
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:49:34 PM No.717172060
1751370425330945
1751370425330945
md5: 43a2d1f0f91ca438d72dc1d0fcd5e3d3๐Ÿ”
>>717171910
HES SEETHING OUT
turns out the ps5 has no games
HES SEETHING OUT
looks like hes crying away
HES SEETHING OUT
only plays movie games
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:49:53 PM No.717172069
>>717172025
I highly doubt it.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:50:17 PM No.717172106
>>717170359
I really don't get how key cards are worse then games that are strictly digital only
Replies: >>717172130 >>717172432
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:50:20 PM No.717172109
1754103978410525
1754103978410525
md5: 19f9a9ce334f0629a86073fec73f8e68๐Ÿ”
>>717171962
Even worse, Operating profit margin declined by 12.2 pt to only 9.9% and net profit margin declined by 16.0 pt to only 16.8%.
It is truly grim for Nintendo.
Replies: >>717172172 >>717178242
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:50:29 PM No.717172116
1729589270162445
1729589270162445
md5: a03cf8e2f9d3b441e66ee887df50d014๐Ÿ”
>>717172025
>purposefully excluding information
I wonder why
Replies: >>717172157
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:50:38 PM No.717172121
GriftSlop
GriftSlop
md5: 80f859af85e3763c730a44079cc31bf7๐Ÿ”
I have switch2 grifter fatigue
Replies: >>717172224 >>717173001
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:50:48 PM No.717172127
>>717172025
See >>717171969
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:50:54 PM No.717172130
>>717172106
they just are, okay?!
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:51:28 PM No.717172157
>>717172116
Fuck off tendie
Replies: >>717172172 >>717172195
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:51:49 PM No.717172172
>>717172109
>>717172157

See >>717171969
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:52:14 PM No.717172195
>>717172157
ABSOLUTE SWITCH 2 DOMINATION
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:52:44 PM No.717172224
>>717172121
Those AI-generated thumbnails need banned

So fucking ugly. Iโ€™d rather a million streamers soifacing
Replies: >>717172306 >>717172512 >>717173092
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:53:33 PM No.717172271
1737507389989089
1737507389989089
md5: 942222c3850ebfccd01bcd66f4e3ff17๐Ÿ”
>waaah the consoles a failure
Meanwhile in reality MK World has almost reached the lifetime sales of other games in a single month
Replies: >>717172616 >>717173143 >>717177316
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:53:57 PM No.717172289
>>717169941 (OP)
>((((((((((((((((((joshua)))))))))))))))))))))
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:54:08 PM No.717172297
1708743313570502
1708743313570502
md5: fd37782bd7e5502e693b98e4bf1c9508๐Ÿ”
>>717170008
thats cute.
ps5 has sold over 85 million, 10+ million in its first month
Replies: >>717172330 >>717172348 >>717172385 >>717172474
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:54:19 PM No.717172306
>>717172224
If they don't put any effort to something as simple as their thumbnail then they won't put effort into their content. It's a huge red flag
Replies: >>717172421 >>717172512 >>717173618
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:54:41 PM No.717172329
>>717170008
FPBP
OP BTFO
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:54:41 PM No.717172330
>>717172297
>10+ million in its first month
Lmao you get off of blatantly lying?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:54:57 PM No.717172348
>>717172297
why lie so obviously? do you have a humiliation fetish?
Replies: >>717173831
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:55:36 PM No.717172385
1754201591889062
1754201591889062
md5: 71c236dac0d2e6c40813efacf1c28167๐Ÿ”
>>717172297
WRONG
Replies: >>717172406 >>717172428 >>717176505
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:56:03 PM No.717172406
>>717172385
>preportedly
Replies: >>717172474
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:56:14 PM No.717172421
>>717172306
If this takes some work off your shoulders, you would do it too
Replies: >>717172494
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:56:20 PM No.717172428
1742830428713090
1742830428713090
md5: 3a6ced90d096183824432ded3e0ab3db๐Ÿ”
>>717172385
pffffffftbwahahahah
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:56:26 PM No.717172432
>>717172106
The games are effectively still digital only, with the caveat that you need the card to play.
The only advantage is that it's easier to lend or resell but otherwise it's all the inconviniences of digital and physical.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:56:31 PM No.717172437
>>717170010
Akshually, all games besides mk and cp2077 have undersold, get better bait nintentroon.
Replies: >>717172474
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:56:43 PM No.717172447
1229103775346
1229103775346
md5: baa822e070dca70faeeb70627d157e8c๐Ÿ”
>>717169941 (OP)
>read the article
>THE ENTIRE THING is just a 5 paragraph summary of one tweet from a random person that received 2k likes
Holy fuck the internet is in a dire state.
Replies: >>717172694
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:57:11 PM No.717172474
>>717171962
>>717172297
>>717172406
>>717172437
Eric,, you lost and got raped
Replies: >>717172575
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:57:31 PM No.717172494
>>717172421
Sorry but i don't care about watching any AI-related content. What's stopping the faggot from using it to make a script? I mean he's just taking off some work off their shoulders right?

Nope.jpg
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:57:37 PM No.717172498
>>717169941 (OP)
>Muh opinions
Mean while it still outsold Steam Deck entire lifetime sales in a month LMAO. Steamies lost.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:57:50 PM No.717172510
ah the daily Nintendo Derangement Syndrome thread
Replies: >>717172598
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:57:50 PM No.717172512
AISLOP
AISLOP
md5: 8d5e5e3ee13143f88d22d5ab39423892๐Ÿ”
>>717172224
>>717172306
It's even funnier when they accuse them of and bitch about AI assets
Replies: >>717172735
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:58:49 PM No.717172575
>>717172474
>Literally posted my comment 3 seconds ago
>Already a mass reply to it
Bad bot, tell your owner to hang himself
Replies: >>717172617
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:59:17 PM No.717172598
>>717172510
they are less than hourly at this point.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:59:36 PM No.717172616
>>717172271
>shotgun to customers saying "if you don't want to pay $80 for this game; but the bundle version for $50 extra"
>this leads to people "buying the game"
This same shit was done by sony with the PS5; They forced people to get the horizon zero farts bundle since that was the only version of the console available. This lead to sony claiming that "horizon is one of our system best sellers :D" when shown to their shareholders.
Replies: >>717172937
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:59:36 PM No.717172617
>>717172575
I accept your troonnycession, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:59:45 PM No.717172628
>>717170204
>RF6
I really hope they learn from GoA
They are going in the right direction, we are so close
Replies: >>717172683
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:00:49 PM No.717172683
>>717172628
fuck no. I don't want auto farming unless it's done by monsters.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:00:56 PM No.717172694
>>717172447
Its just ragebaiting. You click bait with something to make people mad and they click your shitty article.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:01:08 PM No.717172705
>>717170008
that seems unrealistically high. 6 million in how long?
Replies: >>717172756
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:01:43 PM No.717172735
IMG_1747
IMG_1747
md5: 9e569e5e5085fa7410ca26a1d6662893๐Ÿ”
>>717172512
Lmfao
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:02:03 PM No.717172756
>>717172705
7 weeks as per their investor report
5.84 million in 25 days
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:02:50 PM No.717172798
Seriously why the fuck are people scared of nintendo not going down the drain like other companies? Why the fuck is anyone afraid of nintendo in the first place?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:03:29 PM No.717172826
KEK
KEK
md5: ed0a414eeaf8ffcbdca33d3b6001cdd1๐Ÿ”
>>717170008
>>717170010
>1 month later
>barely outselling the PS5
AAAIIIIEEEE
Replies: >>717172935 >>717172937 >>717173236 >>717175837 >>717175932 >>717188317
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:03:58 PM No.717172851
>>717171991
You haven't bought it yet?
>switch sniper
This will help you out
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:05:45 PM No.717172935
>>717172826
>VGShartz
>selling nearly double the ps5
>this is barely outselling something, according to eric.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:05:46 PM No.717172937
>>717172616
>>717172826
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:05:54 PM No.717172945
NINTENDO CONSOLE = ZELDA TAX

When the next big mainline Zelda game comes out people will care and buy it. I shan't be buying the Switch 2 until this happens.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:06:31 PM No.717172970
>>717170008
Now that all the autists and scalpers are out of the way watch it start to flounder in the shitpit it created for itself and you diehards who'll sink with it. I look forward to when you fags start acting like victims. You people deserve nothing but suffering for cheering on and defending Nintendo going to shit.
Replies: >>717173184
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:06:42 PM No.717172980
1736610722895316
1736610722895316
md5: 2fe55eabae0318af84f72bac1eb30b23๐Ÿ”
It takes a special kind of delusion to look at a financial report with these kind of numbers and think the company is failing
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:07:01 PM No.717173001
1614471026094
1614471026094
md5: 500a5622762c53eb7513a976261a414e๐Ÿ”
>>717172121
>even the Nintendoomers call out Sony
You love to see it
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:08:30 PM No.717173092
>>717172224
I thought youtube was going to start demonetizing videos that use AI, this will hit switch 2 grifters like a truck
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:08:56 PM No.717173118
1739277157417927
1739277157417927
md5: 98c810d6b9cd35fc3662755dc908db77๐Ÿ”
I'm genuinely curious as to where the sales figures will be at in 2 years.
Initial sales are very strong because there's actually enough supply and Nintendo has legions of millennial manchildren who treat their brand as a religion.
Replies: >>717173184
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:09:24 PM No.717173143
>>717172271
>Double Dash sold 6 million copies
I figured it was way more than that. Like 8 million at minimum.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:10:07 PM No.717173184
>>717172970
>>717173118
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:10:24 PM No.717173194
mario_headbanging
mario_headbanging
md5: db73e8be510e5d7acebf984973a75f61๐Ÿ”
>Snoy ded
>Xbone ded
>Failved ded
NintenGOD just keeps winning.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:10:31 PM No.717173207
>>717170008
Why do Europeans say "millions"?
It's just million. It's just 6 million, not 6 millions you moron.

Example:
Their city consists of 6 million residents.

They have millions of people in their city.

Do you see the difference? Do you understand where the fucking emphasis is on and when to use million vs. millions you fucking retard?
Replies: >>717181000
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:11:00 PM No.717173236
>>717172826
That doesn't look barely outselling to me...
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:12:11 PM No.717173321
1534474725054
1534474725054
md5: 126ec3d570036141e530b159be60bb35๐Ÿ”
>>717170008
FPBP
Snoys on suicide watch because they wasted 6 months of their pathetic lives thinking that spamming a Tibetan butter churning forum is going to turn Switch 2 into a tortanic
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:17:30 PM No.717173618
>>717172306
It's even worse when it's a one time thing like their pfp or channel banner, at least with thumbnails they have the excuse of having to churn them out constantly
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:17:42 PM No.717173625
>>717169941 (OP)
The way this headline speaks, it frames it as if the game key card thing makes people angry with the console itself and not Nintendo for being retarded with their new card manufacturing practices.
Replies: >>717173670 >>717173781 >>717173814
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:18:34 PM No.717173670
>>717173625
It's not Nintendo's fault that third parties are cheapskates.
Replies: >>717174182 >>717174258
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:19:18 PM No.717173703
>>717170008
Everyone online who bought one has posted buyers remorse after the honeymoon phase
Most people realize that mario kart world is worse than mk8
Replies: >>717173767 >>717173879 >>717174072 >>717183215
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:19:32 PM No.717173714
>>717169941 (OP)
yes, it's almost as low as Steam-slop.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:20:23 PM No.717173767
>>717173703
Eric, that snoytranny cope flopped
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:20:33 PM No.717173774
>>717170010
>sold to a retarded store means it's boughted by a NPC
Replies: >>717173846 >>717173990
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:20:41 PM No.717173781
>>717173625
You are the retarded one here. It's all 3rd party greed. They have an option to put the game on cart (like Marvelous) but they refuse to do so.
Even if GKC didn't exist and carts were half the price 3rd parties would just do codes in a box because it's cheaper.
Replies: >>717173914 >>717174258 >>717183819
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:21:21 PM No.717173814
>>717173625
To be honest I don't understand why Nintendo didn't think about giving a card installation option. Make a very cheap card just to install the game like a disc. I think they probably thought about that but they didn't want to make a handheld with 512 gb of internal storage? No idea... In the end people will have to install those games anyway...
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:21:54 PM No.717173831
>>717172348
>why lie so obviously? do you have a humiliation fetish?
Probably more like an addiction to (you)'s.
Replies: >>717173886
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:22:07 PM No.717173846
>>717173774
Total ESL meltdown
Replies: >>717173971
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:22:45 PM No.717173879
>>717173703
Source supporting any of your claims?
Replies: >>717174383
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:22:53 PM No.717173886
>>717173831
those usually go hand in hand.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:23:17 PM No.717173914
>>717173781
Nintendo allows it.
They are responsible.
Replies: >>717173956 >>717174049
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:23:59 PM No.717173956
>>717173914
Are they responsible for 3rd parties doing $120 limited editions with GKC?
Replies: >>717174017
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:24:18 PM No.717173971
>>717173846
hello newfag
Replies: >>717174049
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:24:44 PM No.717173990
>>717173774
>so mad he's barking unintelligible nonsense
lol here we go again.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:25:19 PM No.717174017
>>717173956
>what about limited editions
On 3DS these non-physical releases were not allowed.
Now they are allowed, Nintendo is directly responsible.
Replies: >>717174049
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:25:52 PM No.717174049
>>717173971
>>717173914
>>717174017

You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717174105 >>717174180
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:26:11 PM No.717174068
>>717171678
Yeah, with Steam is different as Valve only wants to be online (it all started there), and the era of physical discs with steam codes is gone as nobody boughted them again to keep the model afloat. Different market from Sony and the others in which they make their own consoles and physical distribution was the norm for things to work because no online connection.
Why not keep it now? Money and control so when next gen consoles come or when you say a no-no word online you gotta buy everything again without companies bothering about physical costs.
As for PS5 making more sense, lmao. Not since Sony moved to California and before some faggot says something, the same goes for Nintendo in spirit for their anti-gamer and anti-consumer practices. People might say they are too big to fail, but you can say nothing is eternal too.
Replies: >>717174180
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:26:21 PM No.717174072
>>717173703
Anyone not retarded should have known that going in. Of course a game with a fraction of the content is going to suck until all the DLC for MKW is out. That's modern gaming, there was 0 reason to buy a Switch 2 to play vanilla MKW instead of waiting for a revision that gets more than 2 hours of battery life.
Replies: >>717174180
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:26:59 PM No.717174104
>>717169941 (OP)
>2 months of constant seething
Replies: >>717174294
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:26:59 PM No.717174105
>>717174049
the shitch 2 is flopping as we speak
Replies: >>717174179 >>717174180
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:27:37 PM No.717174137
>actual nintendo games not affected
whatever
Replies: >>717174226 >>717174349
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:28:21 PM No.717174179
>>717174105
doesn't look like it. go ahead and post proof.
Replies: >>717174290
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:28:22 PM No.717174180
>>717174072
>>717174105
>>717174068
See >>717174049
Replies: >>717174429
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:28:24 PM No.717174182
>>717173670
That argument no longer holds weight. With Nintendo raising the price of Switch 1 consoles due to the tariffs and refusing to eat the cost, you can't pretend that Nintendo is any better than the third parties that refuse to eat the cost of the new expensive cartridges.
Replies: >>717174306
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:28:41 PM No.717174198
Wow can't even put a name on the quote
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:29:04 PM No.717174226
>>717174137
they will sell you another BotW DLC on gay key
Replies: >>717174303 >>717174306
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:29:36 PM No.717174258
1662491785673353
1662491785673353
md5: 311bcd5fc8500d5cdda46a25c22e2840๐Ÿ”
>>717173670
>>717173781
>It's not Nintendo's fault that third parties are cheapskates.
It literally is, because they aren't providing less expensive cartridges for developers making smaller games.
Replies: >>717174306 >>717174323 >>717174340 >>717174375 >>717174376 >>717175110
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:30:05 PM No.717174290
>>717174179
Nintendo makes Shitch 1 more expensive
doesn't do that regarding Shitch 2
it's flopping
Replies: >>717174414
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:30:12 PM No.717174294
Screenshot_20240902_005853_Chrome
Screenshot_20240902_005853_Chrome
md5: 5c9e805e8fb199384328da1a9163cbe6๐Ÿ”
>>717174104
8.5 years, you mean
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:30:17 PM No.717174303
>>717174226
>BotW
already played it and will never replay it so I don't give a shit
Replies: >>717174356
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:30:20 PM No.717174306
>>717174182
>>717174258
>>717174226
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:30:36 PM No.717174323
>>717174258
they literally can't.
Replies: >>717174634
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:31:17 PM No.717174340
>>717174258
Do these less expensive cartridges exist? My understanding is that this is rather new tech and NIntendo isn't manufacturing it.
Replies: >>717174387 >>717174551 >>717174634
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:31:22 PM No.717174349
>>717174137
The way things are going with everything forcing people to verify their age and be tracked with digital ids, it's only a matter of time until the Swtich 2 ecosystem is digital only for new releases like what's happening to Xbox. That way your gaming time can be tracked and governments can implement the system China has where kids are physically locked out from playing vidya for more than a few hours a day.
Replies: >>717174414 >>717174537
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:31:26 PM No.717174356
>>717174303
they will call it a Troons of the Kingdom and you will rebuy it again for 200 bucks
Replies: >>717174414 >>717174473
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:31:35 PM No.717174364
Games are updated constantly I don't know what "the gain" is to have some outdated launch code on yourself.
Replies: >>717174431
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:31:44 PM No.717174374
>>717170008
everyone that wanted to buy a shitch 2 already did.
Replies: >>717174414
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:31:46 PM No.717174375
>>717174258
Isn't the problem that the cartridges come in one size? So if your game needs more or much less than that, you're shit out of luck.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:31:46 PM No.717174376
>>717174258
Marvelous is making smaller games and is able to put games on cart. Why is Square Enix doing $120 game key card special editions?
Replies: >>717174878
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:31:55 PM No.717174383
>>717173879
>all the videos donโ€™t buy reee
>bend the knee and still buy into said issue rinse and repeat
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:32:00 PM No.717174387
>>717174340
they don't 64 gigs is the absolute minimum these new cards can be.
Replies: >>717174431
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:32:16 PM No.717174404
>>717170147
>those aren't a big deal
Almost every single third party is using them for all of their games, how is that not a big deal for something that's inferior to a standard physical cartridge in every way?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:32:27 PM No.717174414
>>717174290
>>717174349
>>717174356
>>717174374
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717174485 >>717174513
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:32:47 PM No.717174429
>>717174180
Nigger, we are talking about physical distribution. I don't care about Eric or your e-celeb lolcow faggots, specially when I practically talked shit about all of them.
No, I won't buy the e-card vidya nor I will ever buy a digital-only console.
Replies: >>717174546
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:32:47 PM No.717174431
>>717174364
factually incorrect

>>717174387
who designed the shit hardware?
Oh right, it's Nintendo.
THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SLOP THEY SHAT OUT
Replies: >>717174471 >>717174546
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:33:14 PM No.717174453
>>717170008
Soon itโ€™ll be 6 million in 5 months, then 7 million in 1 year, then youโ€™ll keep bringing it up like the Switch 2 hasnโ€™t plateaued.
Replies: >>717174546 >>717174547 >>717179180 >>717179236
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:33:34 PM No.717174471
>>717174431
they did not design the cards you fucking retard.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:33:35 PM No.717174473
>>717174356
you see to know a lot about troons and whatnot, maybe you're the target audience
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:33:48 PM No.717174485
>>717174414
Shitch 2 not getting more expensive == Shitch 2 flopping
simple as that
if it sold superb, they would have raised the price by $100.
Replies: >>717174540 >>717174546
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:34:15 PM No.717174513
>>717174414
Please don't respond to my post warning about the future of digital ID and the impact it will have on gaming with actual schizophrenic posting.
Replies: >>717174546
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:34:37 PM No.717174537
>>717174349
If that comes to pass for the entire world videogames should be the least of your worries.
Replies: >>717174660
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:34:42 PM No.717174540
>>717174485
wtf kind of logic is this?
Replies: >>717174691 >>717174730
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:34:48 PM No.717174546
>>717174429
>>717174431
>>717174453
>>717174485
>>717174513
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717174664
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:34:49 PM No.717174547
>>717174453
they can't sell that many to stores when they don't sell at the stores.
Replies: >>717174762 >>717174765
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:34:53 PM No.717174551
>>717174340
Ask yourself if you want to build or produce 2GB SSD drive.
Replies: >>717175104
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:36:27 PM No.717174634
1685366568410458
1685366568410458
md5: 0a71ae521d35ac39f71237b3c785c574๐Ÿ”
>>717174323
>>717174340
>Do these less expensive cartridges exist? My understanding is that this is rather new tech and NIntendo isn't manufacturing it.
The "technology" (meaning speed) isn't what determines the size, it could be used for any size cartridge whether it's 128mb or 8GB. But there isn't enough of a market for those which in turn drives manufacturing costs up, so it really just is that Nintendo are too cheap to consider it worth it. They could do it if they actually wanted to.
Replies: >>717174664 >>717174720 >>717174782 >>717174875
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:36:55 PM No.717174660
nvidia
nvidia
md5: 14515f790bdef120a8115ed28e866160๐Ÿ”
>>717174537
You're correct but things are already getting bad. We're speedrunning to 1984 and digital only games are absolutely a part of that. Pic related.
Replies: >>717174819 >>717184239
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:37:02 PM No.717174664
>>717174634
See >>717174546
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:37:32 PM No.717174691
>>717174540
The logic that makes Sony raise prices in every place (except the US, they are slaves to commiefornia, but they should raise prices soon, thanks to the tariff; they did show intent to back in April)
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:37:43 PM No.717174696
>>717170008
>remember the 6 millions goy
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:38:13 PM No.717174720
>>717174634
you are genuinely one dumb motherfucker
Replies: >>717175039
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:38:25 PM No.717174730
>>717174540
Nintendo has to pay the tarrifs

non-retard:
>Shitch 1 gets more expensive, because Nintendo doesn't want to lose money
>Shitch 2 does not get a price increase because uhhhh it sells very very very well Nintendo just loves us so much that they foot the bill
Replies: >>717174765 >>717179316
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:39:05 PM No.717174762
>>717174547
Most of those 6 million sales were from the first few days, and itโ€™s been 2 months
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:39:09 PM No.717174765
>>717174547
>>717174730
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:39:25 PM No.717174782
>>717174634
then the TECH is SHIT and Nintendo shouldn't have used the SHIT TECH
THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE
Replies: >>717174957
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:40:10 PM No.717174819
1745233477727997
1745233477727997
md5: fff8f6b004e5850b0a56c945b5dc446d๐Ÿ”
>>717174660
Digital only is still a while off.
Replies: >>717175087 >>717175230
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:41:05 PM No.717174875
>>717174634
Except it also fucks them over. If it was pure greed they would have found a way to make it smaller since neither Mario Kart nor DK even get close to 64 GB. Ironically SF 6 which is a Key Card is 48 GB (More than MK and DK put together) without DLC but capcom still went the keycard route just to save money.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:41:11 PM No.717174878
>>717174376
Because they're willing to eat the cost, obviously? The problem is that they shouldn't have to.
Replies: >>717174957
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:42:26 PM No.717174957
>>717174782
>>717174878

You lost and got raped,, Eric. And your Zelda seethe thread you protected for 4 hours just died ;)
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:43:28 PM No.717175008
>>717170008
Dogshit compared to Switch 1. It's over.
Replies: >>717175082
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:43:56 PM No.717175039
>>717174720
I accept your concession.
Replies: >>717175082
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:44:41 PM No.717175082
>>717175039
>>717175008
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717175191 >>717175220
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:44:46 PM No.717175087
>>717174819
The ID verification will probably be implemented under the excuse of preventing kids from accessing mature games, this isn't a profit thing it's a control thing. Even services like spotify and youtube want users to provide ID soon, vidya will be next. Game Key Carts are the perfect middle ground for that scenario because even though you buy the game in a box you'll still need to have an adult to download and play it. But eventually digital will win over GKCs just for the convenience factor.
Replies: >>717175230 >>717175408
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:45:01 PM No.717175104
>>717174551
>Ask yourself if you want to build or produce 2GB SSD drive.
For something like an internal drive that size would be bogus, but for easily removable cards for small games like indies it's fine. The Switch had a variety of card sizes so I don't understand why this is an issue.
Replies: >>717175191
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:45:09 PM No.717175110
>>717174258
Then just do digital only if the cart is too expensive or pass off the production costs to a publisher like Limited Run.
Replies: >>717175408
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:46:45 PM No.717175191
>>717175104
See >>717175082
Replies: >>717175236
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:47:14 PM No.717175220
>>717175082
Look, I'm just not gonna buy this shitty disappointing console and there are millions of people who feel the same way, and none of us are ACfag.
Replies: >>717175268 >>717181542
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:47:28 PM No.717175230
>>717174819
>>717175087
Wait, I forgot that Microsoft is already requiring Xbox owners in UK to provide ID soon. That's the best example of how fucked things are going to become.
https://archive.is/HXqdJ
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:47:32 PM No.717175236
>>717175191
Motherfucker I bought the Switch 2 for DK, I just hate key cards.
Replies: >>717175341
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:48:03 PM No.717175268
>>717175220
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717175353 >>717175469
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:49:12 PM No.717175341
>>717175236
sorry that you are mentally retarded.
BANANA
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:49:25 PM No.717175353
>>717175268
How did you get so mind broken by one obnoxious tripfag?
Replies: >>717175412 >>717175576 >>717175747
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:50:13 PM No.717175408
>>717175110
>LRG will pay for the cart

>>717175087
good, that means Steam-slop will either die, or Steamies will take the mark of the beast, then get injections and die off.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:50:16 PM No.717175412
>>717175353
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717175536
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:51:13 PM No.717175469
>>717175268
>everyone is "Eric"
meds
Replies: >>717175565
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:52:11 PM No.717175536
>>717175412
How do you get this mad that you waste your life doing this? Don't you feel any embarrassment?
Replies: >>717175565
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:52:16 PM No.717175546
Money not really a problem, no interesting games is (I have a decent PC and Switch 1 - naturally).
I''l prob get one once a new Zelda releases.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:52:40 PM No.717175565
>>717175536
>>717175469


You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:52:47 PM No.717175576
BRICKED
BRICKED
md5: e3432692342a339477ba6b651b17cdda๐Ÿ”
>>717175353
He seems to have become extra unhinged ever since he discovered that he owns nothing.
Replies: >>717175667 >>717176191 >>717179496 >>717182872
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:54:17 PM No.717175667
>>717175576
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:55:37 PM No.717175747
1744238339994494
1744238339994494
md5: 4253fe1aaa46d47627fd37032b30918c๐Ÿ”
>>717175353
It's the same guy replying to his own posts in an attempt to draw attention to them but also in an attempt to make everyone else seem deranged.
Replies: >>717175857 >>717180694
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:57:24 PM No.717175837
>>717172826
Nintendo is this year's strongest KWABOTY contender.
Replies: >>717175885 >>717176016
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:57:40 PM No.717175857
>>717175747
It has to be a bot at this point.
Replies: >>717175885
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:58:07 PM No.717175885
>>717175837
>>717175857
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:58:50 PM No.717175926
/v/ would be a much better place if โ€œEricโ€ got filtered to โ€œEpicโ€
Replies: >>717176141
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:58:57 PM No.717175932
>>717172826
China and India not included, the Slop 2 is currently the 2nd best selling system...
Replies: >>717176141
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:00:25 PM No.717176016
>>717175837
Still Tone.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:01:29 PM No.717176073
What's the third switch 2 game after Donkey Kong? Did it come out yet? I'm really asking this is not some console war thing.
Replies: >>717176175 >>717176318 >>717176457
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:02:33 PM No.717176141
>>717175932
>>717175926

You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:03:10 PM No.717176175
>>717176073
Metroid Woke Prime
Replies: >>717176217
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:03:21 PM No.717176191
>>717175576
How do tendies play outside, how do they play their diddy slop in a plane?
Replies: >>717176217 >>717176301 >>717176446
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:04:01 PM No.717176217
>>717176175
>>717176191
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:05:18 PM No.717176301
>>717176191
they don't need allowance from Nintendo.
But Steamies do.
Replies: >>717176639
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:05:34 PM No.717176318
>>717176073
Welcome Tour
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:07:35 PM No.717176446
>>717176191
>portable console!
>needs internet access to play anything
That retard Olรญmpio predicted this, he just got the brand doing it wrong LMAO.
Replies: >>717176530 >>717177382
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:07:50 PM No.717176457
>>717176073
Switch 2 only the next game is Drag X Drive in about 2 weeks. It's by the experimental wing that made stuff like Labo ring fit and Wii Sports. Anything made by them isn't expected to be a big seller but makes a great demonstration of the hardware in unconventional ways.
Kirby air riders is this year, hyrule warriors is around christmas and splatoon has TBD for it's release, it could be this year or next.

Pokemon ZA, Metroid Prime, rhythm heaven and tomodachi life are coming out on both consoles. The first two this year and the latter next year.
Replies: >>717176671 >>717176759
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:08:32 PM No.717176505
>>717172385
Um...? Yikes...
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:09:06 PM No.717176530
>>717176446
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:10:51 PM No.717176639
>>717176301
>allowance
Can you explain how Nintendo having the ability to brick "your" console whenever they feel like it doesn't mean that you need their "allowance" to play it, my ESL retard friend?
Replies: >>717176749 >>717176992
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:11:28 PM No.717176671
>>717176457
sounds like a drought
Replies: >>717176720 >>717176992
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:12:10 PM No.717176720
>>717176671
You're welcome to compare it to exclusives on other consoles.
Replies: >>717176818
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:12:30 PM No.717176749
>>717176639
Valve bricks hardware constantly
why don't you complain about that? instead of repeating nonsense your e-celeb youtube content cretor told you
Replies: >>717176809
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:12:36 PM No.717176759
>>717176457
it's weird it's so lean, you'd think something like Fire Emblem would put something out because people are willing to give things they don't usually play a shot with a small library
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:13:26 PM No.717176809
>>717176749
>Valve bricks hardware constantly
Name one example.
Replies: >>717176912 >>717176992
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:13:33 PM No.717176818
>>717176720
Snoy has better Nintendo exclusives than Nintendo
grim
Replies: >>717176992
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:13:34 PM No.717176820
I prefer when Nintendo struggles, they fucking suck when they're doing well. It's just early days, the Switch 1 barely had any games over the last few years, it seems like they have a lot of stuff in development so I think it'll be ok either way.
Replies: >>717176992
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:14:57 PM No.717176912
>>717176809
look up for what Half-Slop 2 was sold for.
Mind you Valve sold a "physical edition", which wasn't physical at all.

Half-Slop 2 runs on NEITHER of these platforms anymore.

COPE
Replies: >>717180747
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:15:33 PM No.717176945
1726582004915418
1726582004915418
md5: f9c71e83cb6a756c40bb0765427746ba๐Ÿ”
A Nintendo console with a mainline Pokemon literally can't flop. It's impossible.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:16:26 PM No.717176992
>>717176639
>>717176671
>>717176809
>>717176818
>>717176820
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717177091
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:17:57 PM No.717177091
>>717176992
>Eric
But I have two Nintendo Switch 2s and a good PC...
Replies: >>717177162
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:18:19 PM No.717177119
>>717170008
Ok maybe they are desirable, but 6 million?!
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:19:01 PM No.717177162
>>717177091
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717177186
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:19:28 PM No.717177186
>>717177162
Grim
Replies: >>717177551
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:20:37 PM No.717177246
>>717170204
>AVGN port
why? who is playing that shit
Replies: >>717177292
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:20:40 PM No.717177249
>>717169941 (OP)
>Friend gave me his Xbox Series X for a hundred bucks so he could get a Switch 2.
Replies: >>717177329 >>717178208
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:21:03 PM No.717177269
>>717170356
The console wars are back baby!
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:21:32 PM No.717177292
>>717177246
the shitch 2 audience, oviously
Replies: >>717177551
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:21:42 PM No.717177308
>>717170204
nice port machine on a underpowered tablet
Replies: >>717177551
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:21:47 PM No.717177316
>>717172271
this graph perfectly illustrates Nintendo's massive drop in quality after the Wii and the subsequent braindead consumer era
Replies: >>717177551
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:22:02 PM No.717177329
>>717177249
Nice, it has no exclusive games but that's a great way to play 360 and original Xbox game on a modern TV.
Replies: >>717177613 >>717178208
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:22:45 PM No.717177373
>>717170204
damn look at all those PC games.
Replies: >>717177474 >>717177551
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:22:52 PM No.717177382
>>717176446
'sraig fo
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:23:23 PM No.717177412
>>717170619
When you're stuck with nothing to play the voice is in your head get louder.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:23:24 PM No.717177413
>>717169941 (OP)
>[Sadder News] You're Mad.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:24:32 PM No.717177474
>>717177373
yeah and you don't own either on the Shitch 2
Replies: >>717177768
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:25:54 PM No.717177551
>>717177186
>>717177292
>>717177308
>>717177316
>>717177373
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717177615
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:26:53 PM No.717177613
>>717177329
I wouldn't say that. It has Halo, Gears the Rare collection. Outside of that I've got no issues.
Replies: >>717178208
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:26:54 PM No.717177615
>>717177551
Eric won't fuck you, Ericlover
Replies: >>717177649 >>717177768
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:27:32 PM No.717177649
>>717177615
Are you literally this retarded that you keep falling for his bait? Kek.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:27:33 PM No.717177651
>>717169941 (OP)
key cards are such a fucking stupid choice
>game is 5gb
>here is a key card, to download a game
PUT IT ON THE CARD FAGGOTS
Replies: >>717177768 >>717178903
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:28:49 PM No.717177734
the real reason for key cards is profit. not providing a sd card = more money.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:29:19 PM No.717177768
>>717177474
>>717177615
>>717177651
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717177837 >>717178070
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:30:33 PM No.717177837
>>717177768
>raped
but I didn't pay money for a Shitch 2
Replies: >>717177925 >>717178070
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:31:47 PM No.717177925
>>717177837
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717177987 >>717178070
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:32:48 PM No.717177987
>>717177925
>raped
but I didn't pay money for two Shitch 2s
Replies: >>717178070 >>717178343
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:34:06 PM No.717178070
>>717177768
>>717177837
>>717177925
>>717177987
>minutes after one another
Yeah, I'm thinking you're samefagging.
Replies: >>717178343
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:34:21 PM No.717178081
>>717170204
July is missing the new groove coaster switch exclusive.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:34:22 PM No.717178083
>>717169941 (OP)
>8 mote years of seething
Lmao
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:35:45 PM No.717178178
>>717169941 (OP)
>No games
>No bitches
How did basedtendo fail so hard?
Replies: >>717178307 >>717178343
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:36:06 PM No.717178196
I like the switch 2 but game key cards are shit and I refuse to buy any.
Replies: >>717178271 >>717178351
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:36:10 PM No.717178208
MV5BODNhMjI3MzQtZDZkMC00YWI3LTgwMGEtN2ZjMDQ5YzM4YWJjXkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_
>>717177249
>>717177329
>>717177613
The real reason to get an Xbox
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:36:46 PM No.717178242
>>717172109
SIE was bankrupted by ps3 right?
Replies: >>717178370
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:37:14 PM No.717178271
>>717178196
(You) and everyone else
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:37:45 PM No.717178307
>>717178178
they killed Iwata and all competent non-woke developers
Replies: >>717178343
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:37:47 PM No.717178308
>>717170224
Like the switch right?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:38:29 PM No.717178343
>>717178070
>>717177987
>>717178178
>>717178307
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717178442
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:38:35 PM No.717178351
>>717178196
I mean, why the fuck would I want a useless piece of plastic when I could buy digital and NOT drive to the store.
Replies: >>717178514
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:38:46 PM No.717178370
>>717178242
it basically did, the PS3 was even worse than the Shitch 2. I know, I know, you can't imagine that, but it do.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:38:53 PM No.717178383
>>717170280
First switch floped because of your points right?
Replies: >>717178514
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:39:20 PM No.717178412
friezalaugh
friezalaugh
md5: 26aefe16d7c8eefb8b74dd47fc517c41๐Ÿ”
>>717170204
>2025
>Metroid Prime 4
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:39:46 PM No.717178442
>>717178343
>raped
but I didn't pay for gay keys
I stolt they
Replies: >>717180170
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:39:54 PM No.717178452
>>717169941 (OP)
the switch 2 will be nintendo's PS5
Replies: >>717178769
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:40:12 PM No.717178470
>>717170356
>steamies
Snoys, steamies dont care
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:40:46 PM No.717178514
>>717178351
good goyim
if you want to, we will just remove all those silly physical games now.

>>717178383
the Shitch 1 had Wii U games.
Replies: >>717178575 >>717178679
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:40:56 PM No.717178529
Alright what's causing this spergout, did George get arrested again?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:41:00 PM No.717178534
>>717170359
How is nintendo responsible for shit third parties are doing?
Replies: >>717178608 >>717178981
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:41:36 PM No.717178575
>>717178514
right, which is why physical should be the full game or it's fucking pointless.

key cards are USELESS.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:41:56 PM No.717178595
>>717170356
How did valve lose? Steam exists independent of the deck.
Replies: >>717178681
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:42:07 PM No.717178608
>>717178534
create shit console with no backward compatibility and retarded 64 GB only carts at $15 price point

>this is not their fault, 3rd parties designed the Shitch 2, that's why 3rd parties are selling and controlling it
Replies: >>717178707 >>717179142
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:42:14 PM No.717178612
>>717169941 (OP)
When next playstation portable be digital only what will be the reaction of those screenching about game key cards
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:42:23 PM No.717178625
>>717170742
bullshit is saying a game "needs internet to be played" when you just mean it requires a one time download.
Replies: >>717178809
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:43:01 PM No.717178679
>>717178514
You know, spelling "switch" properly would improve your samefagging and spam.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:43:08 PM No.717178681
>>717178595
Steam WILL stop running on the Steam Deck in 14 days.
Please purchase a Steam Deck 3 to continue having access to the liebrary.
Replies: >>717178807 >>717179069
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:43:25 PM No.717178707
>>717178608
Yawn, if nintendo used switch 1 carts thurds would use codes in a box
Replies: >>717178809
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:44:01 PM No.717178740
>>717171543
>i'm pretty sure (complete bullshit i made up)
why are people like this?
Replies: >>717178881
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:44:27 PM No.717178769
>>717178452
No games but the Most profitable console of its history?
Replies: >>717178939
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:45:03 PM No.717178807
>>717178681
Are you weak in the upper story?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:45:04 PM No.717178809
1934-split-fiction-code-in-a-box-nintendo-switch-2
1934-split-fiction-code-in-a-box-nintendo-switch-2
md5: cce14c62cf6caf62065b699bb20c210d๐Ÿ”
>>717178625
>just pay $1000 for a 4 TB nu SD card
>and it will still fill up and you will spend another $1000

>>717178707
>the shitch 2 has no code in a box
lmao
Replies: >>717178963 >>717179000
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:46:05 PM No.717178881
>>717178740
well, when you insert the gay key, what happens?
and what happens when your cuckconsole gets banned?
Replies: >>717179312
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:46:33 PM No.717178903
>>717177651
blame nintendo for jacking up the cost of normal cards nigger.
Replies: >>717179061
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:46:56 PM No.717178939
>>717178769
exactly
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:47:18 PM No.717178963
>>717178809
>the switch 2 has no code in a box
Thats not what i said snoyric
Replies: >>717179713
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:47:28 PM No.717178981
>>717178534
doesn't nintendo supply the sd cards or whatever or work with devs

this is clearly a profit measure, to make all the games "key cards"
Replies: >>717179381 >>717183894
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:47:43 PM No.717179000
>>717178809
friendly reminder:
EAtendo prints these, therefore they allow all of that shit.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:48:29 PM No.717179061
>>717178903
if switch 2 works with switch 1 games then WHY the FUCK can't they just use old cards and allow people to install it to the faster internal drive?
Replies: >>717179635 >>717179798 >>717185186
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:48:34 PM No.717179069
>>717178681
Steam is independent of the deck, retard.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:49:29 PM No.717179130
in all honesty the reason to get a switch 2 is first party games and the classics archive (nes/snes/etc)

key cards are still shit though. no excuse.
Replies: >>717179293
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:49:40 PM No.717179140
>>717171910
this but with snoys
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:49:41 PM No.717179142
>>717178608
so basically you're kicking and screaming because nintendo is forcing you and third parties out of the tech stone age? you actually want devs to hold gaming back to archaic hardware specs so that they don't have to pay a few cents more per cartridge?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:50:13 PM No.717179180
>>717174453
It'll be Tears of the Kingdom all over again.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:51:08 PM No.717179236
>>717174453
Keep coping eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:51:22 PM No.717179256
>>717170280
so its the switch 1 again, the best selling console in history
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:51:54 PM No.717179293
>>717179130
I take it you don't buy games on steam?
Replies: >>717179512
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:52:14 PM No.717179312
>>717178881
the first time? it downloads the game. (this requires internet)
every time after that? it runs the game (you don't need an internet connection)
>what happens when you get banned
I'm not black and I don't speak Russian so i don't know what happens when you get banned for stealing.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:52:19 PM No.717179316
>>717174730
Switch 1 is legacy hardware, Switch 2 is new nintendo absorbs the tariff on it
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:53:15 PM No.717179381
>>717178981
If nintendo was pushing key cards, then why don't nintendo make any games that use key cards themselves? its pretty blatantly obvious that third parties pushed for a cheaper alternative and nintendo decided not to fight them on this.
Replies: >>717179482
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:53:43 PM No.717179414
>>717170008
wish they were jews killed, also no games but eternal rehashes and ports
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:54:38 PM No.717179482
>>717179381
He knows, everyone thats seething about gamekeycars know of this
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:54:58 PM No.717179496
>>717175576
>only in muttmerica
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:55:15 PM No.717179512
>>717179293
steam is different than a handheld with limited space, I have 4TB on my PC. A system with a cart slot should have carts that preserve space. Also, a key card is worthless.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:56:38 PM No.717179598
>>717169941 (OP)
The game key queerness killed any interest I had in getting it.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:57:16 PM No.717179635
>>717179061
because nintendo is greedy as fuck. they jacked up the price of their normal cards but "offer" a keycard for $4 or some shit while the normal card is $17+
Replies: >>717179705 >>717184105 >>717184653
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:58:22 PM No.717179705
>>717179635
third parties could just use an old card and require a system memory install if speed is a concern.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:58:27 PM No.717179713
>>717178963
why don't they use code in a gay box on Shitch 1?
Replies: >>717185252
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:59:40 PM No.717179798
>>717179061
the real reason? it's because the average user is retarded, and if you don't hold them by the nose they'll do stupid shit and then complain about it. in this case, they'd complain that switch 2 load times aren't better than switch 1, (because they're using old switch 1 carts). then the press will run with that story that the switch 2 isn't any better than the switch 1, and viola, you have a bad reputation that leads to a dead console.
Never underestimate the retardation of consumers or the damage it'll do.
Replies: >>717179859 >>717184764
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:00:30 PM No.717179859
>>717179798
the shitch 2 carts are actually slow as fuck
Replies: >>717180170
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:01:33 PM No.717179929
>>717170008
The Wii U also sold a lot at launch, coming off the heels of a super popular system.
Replies: >>717180251 >>717184247
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:03:29 PM No.717180078
I miss IP counts, I wonder how many posts in these Nintendo Derangement Threads are all from 50 or less unique IPs and the OP samefagging for 12 hours
Replies: >>717180306 >>717180332 >>717183292 >>717183645
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:03:49 PM No.717180102
O Olรญmpio portami via
O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao
O Olรญmpio portami via
Che mi sento di morir, ir, ir-
Replies: >>717180170
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:05:01 PM No.717180170
>>717178442
>>717180102
>>717179859
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:05:46 PM No.717180213
the average normie doesn't want to download 100 gigs after buying a "physical game". They would sell even more without key card shit. But most people don't buy a Nintendo system for third party slop.
Replies: >>717180352 >>717180565
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:06:15 PM No.717180251
>>717179929
Wii U launched in November, and it was clear by January that no one was buying it anymore, it's also been 2 months since the Switch 2 released, and its sales have not died like the Wii U's did.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:07:10 PM No.717180306
>>717180078
>Nintroglodytes miss the IP counter when Ninpedos are the ones getting 300 posts deleted in a thread for spamming screenshots, avatars and "Eric"
KEK? KAROOO
Replies: >>717180352
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:07:16 PM No.717180313
1754237217451
1754237217451
md5: 1fdb3b4fd1064bb5d140f911c28a2a17๐Ÿ”
>
Replies: >>717180549
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:07:36 PM No.717180332
>>717180078
These nintendo derangement threads have been extremely common after the nintendo financial report two days ago. Some people are seriously asshurt and insecure over nintendo.
Replies: >>717180482 >>717180507 >>717183645
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:07:58 PM No.717180351
There is nothing wrong with game cards.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:07:58 PM No.717180352
>>717180213
>>717180306
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:09:08 PM No.717180428
kingblunt
kingblunt
md5: 885cba200b48248b18c8cebdec783cdb๐Ÿ”
>>717170008
best I can do is 271k
Replies: >>717180443
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:09:25 PM No.717180443
>>717180428
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:10:08 PM No.717180482
>>717180332
At least some of it is raiders. ResetEra was in full meltdown mode when the financial report came out.
Replies: >>717180809
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:10:40 PM No.717180507
>>717180332
Imagine a family member attempting to get them help and the eventual reason for why they've been screaming at their pc for 48 straight hours is because a financial report showed a company you have no ties to on the other side of the planet was doing well.
Replies: >>717180605 >>717180809
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:11:10 PM No.717180549
>>717180313
Was he actually wearing a damn playstation shirt?
Replies: >>717180840
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:11:26 PM No.717180565
>>717180213
Hypothetical scenario
I buy a switch 2 and the SF6 Key card, I don't have internet at home and I can't spend that much mobile data, how the fuck do I play the game?
Replies: >>717180663 >>717180953
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:11:50 PM No.717180605
>>717180507
"Son, who is this Eric you are screaming about?"
"it's one guy, who calls my Switch a Shitch!!!"
"Okay, son" (rolls eyes, leaves the basement)
Replies: >>717180694 >>717180864
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:12:16 PM No.717180632
>Release a subpar console with a decent gimmick
>Sells like hotcake despite running horribly, controller issues, games being massively downscaled graphic-wise with long loading times to run on it with 30-15 fps with memory leaks on top being potentially a problem for a notable amount of titles, poor online service which ran on servers that were based on 15 year old software and a OS just as old
>Release the console that should've been the original switch years later
>The only notable upgrades being having half of the games from your predecessor running now on 60 fps and using your joy-con like a mouse (Which won't come in handy 90% of the time)
>Servers are still poorly handled
>Downloading Software got more arbitrary steps added to it because Nintendo wants more control over your games
>Charge on average more for the complete package
>First titles from First-Party for the Switch 2, which got heavily promoted with better performance, already runs into performance issues (DK)
>Introduce Upgrade-Packs for Switch 1 titles where one of your favorite games might get higher framerates and HDR-support if you PAY for it instead of just unlocking the framerate.

What exactly does it take for people to stop buying a product that gradually decaying over time while taking away your freedom by telling you how you can use the product that you bought with your own money? Remember how the gameplay of ZA was shown? It looked like ass and even it stutters while moving the camera around in a area that had nearly nothing on-screen except the sky and the Illuminose tower very far in the back? People genuinely defended it because they were convinced that the Switch 2 version wouldn't have those problems. Well, not even two weeks ago with the Switch 2 Footage being revealed, it STILL looks like ass and runs into notable frame-drops.

Neither the devs of their exclusive titles can't code or optimize for shit, and the same goes for Nintendo with their inability to make a good console.
Replies: >>717180729 >>717180864
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:12:51 PM No.717180663
>>717180565
you don't.

but thanks to EAtendo, they got you covered. You can enter their New York store and get free WLAN in there.
Replies: >>717180805 >>717180864
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:13:18 PM No.717180694
>>717180605
He does that to himself >>717175747
Replies: >>717180759
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:13:52 PM No.717180729
bane
bane
md5: 0f8660f21b6b2d7cdcf54003df06fbbf๐Ÿ”
>>717180632
the pain must be more severe.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:13:59 PM No.717180736
I wonder if OP really thinks he's damaging Nintendos brand and bottom line samefagging and making these threads 18 hours a day
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:14:07 PM No.717180747
>>717176912
So you couldn't give me an example of Valve bricking hardware?
Replies: >>717180864 >>717180959
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:14:16 PM No.717180759
>>717180694
Been a while since he used that phrase.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:14:54 PM No.717180805
>>717180663
wait, I'm getting an email from that store.
No, not free anymore. But it's only $3.99 per minute. It seems that new EA CEO changed it.
Replies: >>717180864
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:14:56 PM No.717180809
>>717180482
Don't give a fuck about those faggots.
>>717180507
>a financial report showed a company you have no ties to on the other side of the planet was doing well.

Why the fuck does that cause massive anal ruptures in some people?
Replies: >>717181192
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:15:23 PM No.717180840
>>717180549
yes lol
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:15:40 PM No.717180864
>>717180605
>>717180632
>>717180663
>>717180805
>>717180747
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:16:44 PM No.717180928
>>717170008
all I'm saying is that it's logistically unlikely
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:17:10 PM No.717180953
ninty
ninty
md5: 05e63f247295e72fa6d5afdcbfca10d2๐Ÿ”
>>717180565
You can't download the full game? You don't play, simple as.
Replies: >>717181012
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:17:14 PM No.717180959
>>717180747
>that doesn't count
I accept your concession.

>wait, you can totally install Windows 11 and 12 on a computer with Windows 2000 and it will run totally fine. gulp
Replies: >>717181568
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:17:20 PM No.717180965
>>717170008
Are those 6 million sell throughs? I donโ€™t think so
Replies: >>717181012
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:18:00 PM No.717181000
>>717173207
don't murricans have the concept of plurals ?
Replies: >>717186417
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:18:07 PM No.717181012
>>717180953
>>717180965
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:18:15 PM No.717181018
>>717170008
IT WAS 6 GORILLIONS IN 4 YEARS.
4 YEARS.
IT WAS THE SHITCHOCAUST
Replies: >>717181074
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:19:08 PM No.717181074
>>717181018
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:19:41 PM No.717181105
>>717169941 (OP)
>"""news""" article about some literal who twitter post
journos really have terminal NDS
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:20:59 PM No.717181192
>>717180809
The whole idea of console wars and brand vs brand. Anyone that grew up managed to stop caring and was just happy with more games. The few who didn't replaced part of their personality with that brand identity and became the most insufferable people you can find.
This doesn't just apply to games. It happens with any brand and because it's so ingrained into them, any bad news becomes a personal attack whist good news is a personal win. They see themselves as part of that brand.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:21:04 PM No.717181197
>>717170008
As someone who works in retail, I can definitely say itโ€™s not sold to customers but stores. While we have a lot of inventory, people always come in for a switch, an oled, or a switch lite. This recent tirade of tarrifs is bullshit because nothings changed since the S2 released. Itโ€™s most likely because all these parents see Switch as a viable alternative with more games and is cheaper. Nintendo couldnโ€™t deal with that so they announced a price hike
Replies: >>717181304
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:22:27 PM No.717181285
>digital
>Key card is digital
>key cards count as switch 1 sales
Jewtendo of America.
Replies: >>717181382
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:22:40 PM No.717181304
>>717181197
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:23:48 PM No.717181376
1752576738455872
1752576738455872
md5: 6a34b447e7c4346c5b4fee0692447fb0๐Ÿ”
When will Snoys and Tendies just make up their differences and just call their consoles dogshit? Even Xbros gave up after Xbox has been shit for an entire decade.
Replies: >>717181458
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:23:51 PM No.717181382
>>717181285
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:23:53 PM No.717181384
1746480702772529
1746480702772529
md5: c4a2f3f3174175fbbb7ba85ffae80a2c๐Ÿ”
It's okay to be a Tendie
Replies: >>717181567
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:24:52 PM No.717181458
>>717181376

You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717181861
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:26:05 PM No.717181542
>>717175220
thats why hundreds of millions of people refuse to buy piss5s
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:26:25 PM No.717181567
>>717181384
He hasn't been the same ever since his best friend killed himself.
Replies: >>717181668
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:26:25 PM No.717181568
>>717180959
You seem confused, dropping support for hardware isn't the same thing as bricking it.
Replies: >>717181668 >>717181774
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:27:01 PM No.717181603
>new console
>in 2 months they have released a grand fucking total of 2 games that you can not play on a normal switch.
pay for those upgrades nintendo fans, show nintendo you'll consume fucking anything, take that price increase like the little faggots you are.
Replies: >>717181668 >>717181828
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:27:28 PM No.717181641
>>717170008
PS5 was sold out for over a year, you can already freely add a Switch 2 to your cart online.
Replies: >>717181728
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:27:51 PM No.717181668
>>717181567
>>717181568
>>717181603
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:28:20 PM No.717181691
Tori Laden
Tori Laden
md5: 0865f3522a1d81db1ed675a28d744c91๐Ÿ”
>Olรญmpio spammed Eric 48 times
Replies: >>717181821
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:28:52 PM No.717181728
>>717181641
Artificial scarcity
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:29:37 PM No.717181774
>>717181568
Well, Nintendo blocks online on Shitch 2, you call that bricking.
BUT WHEN VALVE DOES LITERALLY THE SAME, all of a sudden it's not bricking, but "dropping support" (locks you out of games)
Replies: >>717181921 >>717181931 >>717182872
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:30:14 PM No.717181821
>>717181691
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:30:24 PM No.717181828
>>717181603
so its like every console to release
even the PS2 only had 2 games until 3 months after it launched
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:31:00 PM No.717181861
>>717181458
>Eric
Isn't that the guy who constantly cries about Snoys?
Replies: >>717181993
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:32:00 PM No.717181921
>>717181774
>you call that bricking
no, banned =/= bricked. bricked means the console won't even boot.
Replies: >>717181993 >>717182021
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:32:17 PM No.717181931
>>717181774
>hes STILL trying to pretend that not being able to play multiplayer is the same as the console being bricked
PS5s leaking coolant, melting, and then never working again is bricking
getting a VAC ban or the nintendo version of a VAC ban is not bricking
Replies: >>717185252
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:32:39 PM No.717181960
the official console for faggots
the official console for faggots
md5: d92e9bde403bfe65dfc652c00ada1b10๐Ÿ”
Olรญmpio still hasn't recovered from this.
Replies: >>717181993 >>717182164 >>717182201 >>717182806
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:33:16 PM No.717181993
>>717181861
>>717181921
>>717181960
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:33:34 PM No.717182021
>>717181921
yeah, Nintendo doesn't do that. They just ban you from online, like what Valve does, except that some games still work on the Shitch 2, meanwhile nothing works when Valve locks you out.
Replies: >>717182872
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:34:16 PM No.717182072
Aren't mods supposed to ban console war threads like this? It's literally against the rules.
Replies: >>717182151 >>717182351 >>717182513
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:34:55 PM No.717182113
The only way to make these game key card games viable is to buy a $100 SD card which makes the Switch more expensive than a PS5. There's no point to buy this thing for anything other than first party games and their entire 1st year line up is casual dogshit.
Replies: >>717182156 >>717182220 >>717182463
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:35:21 PM No.717182130
>Switch 2 cartridges cost $15-16 to make
>Game Key Cards cost $2
>People are surprised a company wants to release a viable product as opposed to only make ~30% on the games sale in revenue.

The Switch 1 should've been digital only.
Replies: >>717185252
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:35:37 PM No.717182151
>>717182072
everyone hates the Shitch 2, except one schizo who spams this thread to shut it down.
it's not a "console war" thread.
Replies: >>717182230
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:35:41 PM No.717182156
>>717182113
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717182520
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:35:50 PM No.717182164
>>717181960
>recovered
But he is a literal faggot
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:36:22 PM No.717182201
>>717181960
You are a favela monkey.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:36:38 PM No.717182220
>>717182113
>$100 SD card
the nu cards are way more expensive.
Replies: >>717182368
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:36:45 PM No.717182230
>>717182151

You lost and got raped,, Eric
Replies: >>717182491
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:37:27 PM No.717182276
Hey jannies, schizo anon is having a melty and spamming the thread again.
Replies: >>717182368 >>717182473 >>717182506
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:37:59 PM No.717182303
1723229492617233
1723229492617233
md5: e5b96fc4e0b8a372a16198019b6200ae๐Ÿ”
>>717171467
Not even Nintendo has the resources to develop that many big projects at once. Also, strategically spacing out game releases is a thing companies do.
Replies: >>717182375
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:39:02 PM No.717182351
>>717182072
its only "console warring" if its pro-nintendo or anti-sony
shitting on xbox, nintendo, or steam is allowed
in-fact reporting threads like this for console warring is likely to get you banned for "abusing the report system"
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:39:03 PM No.717182352
>>717169941 (OP)
I dont own nintendo anything but this shit happens all the time im surprised you guys dont get it yet. nintendo releases shit that will last them 2 or 3 years into the future, its been like that since forever.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:39:13 PM No.717182368
>>717182220
>>717182276
You lost and got raped,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:39:19 PM No.717182375
>>717182303
Wii U had way more exclusives than the Shitch.
And back then Iwata developers also had to develop for the 3DS.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:40:22 PM No.717182463
>>717182113
The issue is that physical, on cartridge, releases are actually not viable on the Switch 2.

>Retailer gets 25%
>Nintendo gets 20%
>Cartridge costs ~20-25% of the full priced game's MSRP just to make according to multiple sources
>Packaging
>Shipping and handling
>Risk of copies breaking street date

You'd be making more than twice as much money selling a digital copy on the eShop as you would a physical on-cart release for the same price of $70. Physical, on cartridge releases are not a viable product for 3rd parties on the Switch 2. The only alternatives to Game Key Cards are either a code in a box or digital only releases.
Replies: >>717182980
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:40:26 PM No.717182473
>>717182276
Just delete the thread
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:40:53 PM No.717182491
>>717182230
Macacus Decimus Meridius.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:41:04 PM No.717182506
>>717182276
it's his thread, he can do whatever he wants with it!
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:41:09 PM No.717182513
>>717182072
These are containment threads in the containment board. 99% of shitposting across the entire site is done by like three people, so they keep threads like this around, so the autist stays in them.
There's also the fact at least a few of the janitors and mods also suffer from NDS, which is why you run the risk of getting banned if you report their favorite pet.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:41:13 PM No.717182520
>>717182156
I have a $2000 PC and a hacked Switch, I'm not buying your shitty "upgrade" for mawio kart and mawio odyssey 0.5 starring down syndrome kong
Replies: >>717183015
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:41:23 PM No.717182538
f
f
md5: 5e63c17de4f64d722d818d7dbbdd7289๐Ÿ”
switch 2 has overheating issues
they say it might break because of high temperature in japan
translation:
>The room temperature is 34 degrees, so it doesn't start up very well.
>The manufacturer warns that temperatures above 35 degrees can cause malfunctions.
Replies: >>717182784 >>717182967
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:42:36 PM No.717182628
>>717169941 (OP)
OH NO, anyway
Replies: >>717183015
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:43:30 PM No.717182693
1749817826209996
1749817826209996
md5: f897d898a80cc143ea3849470e397139๐Ÿ”
>>717170008
>the amount of mindbroken replies trying to claim its sales to stores and not customers
genuinely pathetic since nintendo has always counted sales, not shipments
Replies: >>717184195 >>717185353
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:44:47 PM No.717182784
>>717182538
>still trying this cope
when PS5s are literally melting and bricking as we speak
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:45:05 PM No.717182806
>>717181960
What are the switch users doing?
Replies: >>717183015 >>717183071 >>717183317
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:46:09 PM No.717182872
>>717182021
>>717181774
>yeah, Nintendo doesn't do that.
If they don't do that then why did their update their user agreement to say that they both can and will do that if they want? That's literally what we're discussing, you fucking retard, see: >>717175576
Replies: >>717183015 >>717183029
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:47:18 PM No.717182967
>>717182538
Kek, Olรญmpio's bad karma is going to destroy Nintendo!
Replies: >>717183015
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:47:26 PM No.717182980
>>717182463
okay
so by us rejecting that garbage
>Retailer gets 0%
>Nintendo gets 0%
>Cartrdige costs 5%
>Packaging
>Shipping and handling
Replies: >>717183868
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:48:14 PM No.717183015
>>717182628
>>717182520
>>717182806
>>717182872
>>717182967

You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:48:27 PM No.717183029
>>717182872
it never did, retard.
read the Wii EULA, you dumb fuck youtuber viewer.
GTFO
Replies: >>717184236
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:49:08 PM No.717183071
>>717182806
playing video games while gay brazillian snoys are crying on twitter
Replies: >>717183591
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:49:33 PM No.717183103
>>717169941 (OP)
>whole article based around a single tweet
>not even a survey or a poll or something, literally just one random trannoid's opinion
The absolute state of games "journalism".
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:50:43 PM No.717183185
im considering selling all my consoles and over 600 physical games across various sony and nintendo platforms and moving fulltime pc steam only
Replies: >>717183289 >>717183350 >>717183461 >>717183653 >>717183710
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:50:49 PM No.717183201
Iโ€™ll sell mine and buy new pedals for my sim rig instead, I think
Replies: >>717183350
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:51:06 PM No.717183215
>>717173703
>Mk online threads dead
I wonder how many autistic 40 yo Nintendies are buying multiple consoles, they are very mentally ill
Replies: >>717183350
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:51:08 PM No.717183218
>>717170008
Something about that number makes me unable to doubt that you're telling the truth.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:52:05 PM No.717183289
(you)_thumb.jpg
(you)_thumb.jpg
md5: abb3e2f8df48c10ce7640585dc4a0186๐Ÿ”
>>717183185
Replies: >>717183384
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:52:07 PM No.717183292
>>717180078
>Says this when most Nintendo threads are constantly bumped by the same 8 discord trannies
Replies: >>717183343 >>717183350
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:52:22 PM No.717183317
>>717182806
Doing tendie activities with or without kids.
Replies: >>717183350
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:52:50 PM No.717183343
>>717183292
yeah the unhinged snoys can't stop themselves from spamming in any nintendo thread they see
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:52:53 PM No.717183350
>>717183185
>>717183201
>>717183215
>>717183292
>>717183317
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:53:19 PM No.717183384
>>717183289
unironically yeah i think so
Replies: >>717183506
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:54:03 PM No.717183441
e
e
md5: a3becb85a72c43bed4912d4198a7b828๐Ÿ”
If Nintendo sold 6 million

why is the direct only 2.5 million? (and this included many people who didn't buy switch 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZoLrfLcIVg

So 70% of the sales are from Japan/Asia
Replies: >>717183506 >>717183536 >>717183958
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:54:14 PM No.717183461
>>717183185
Do so, PC is also cheaper plus free online
Replies: >>717183506 >>717183594
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:54:53 PM No.717183506
>>717183384
>>717183441
>>717183461
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:55:15 PM No.717183536
>>717183441
Nintendo lies about numbers just like Disney does
Replies: >>717183659
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:56:17 PM No.717183591
>>717183071
>Gaytendies playing games
>"The Nintendo Switch has the lowest average play time per user among modern consoles"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Replies: >>717183659 >>717183847 >>717183889
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:56:23 PM No.717183594
>>717183461
just waiting for the 5070 Ti super or whatever super line, if im gonna be spending 1000 dollars on just a video card, it should at least have 24gb of ram
Replies: >>717183659
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:56:53 PM No.717183640
>reduced to adding more commas to filter evade
Now that's a loss and rape if I've ever seen one.
Replies: >>717183726
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:56:55 PM No.717183645
>>717180078
>>717180332
Back to l/eddit, pedos
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:57:06 PM No.717183653
>>717183185
>using that money for a pc
>not using it for a down payment for a house or investing it
Replies: >>717183946
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:57:09 PM No.717183659
>>717183536
>>717183591
>>717183594
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:57:22 PM No.717183676
>all these deletions
cry harder, snoy
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:57:40 PM No.717183697
>>717171467
Prime4 is out this year.
As is splatoon raiders.
Plus fagemon ass to zits.
Dk bananza is a stellar game and s fine to fill the 3d platformer slot, plus a junior team so we'll still get a 3d mario.
Kirby has dlc + air riders this year
Why are you lying, seething, and malding faggot?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:57:56 PM No.717183710
>>717183185
I sold my PS4 and switch and bought a steam deck, pretty happy. Won't buy a console again, at most deck 2 (or any other umpc with trackpads)
Replies: >>717183861
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:58:10 PM No.717183726
>>717183640
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Replies: >>717183914
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:59:30 PM No.717183819
>>717173781
It's nintendo. What the fuck does nintendo have to do to get you people to wake the fuck up ,beat your dog?
Replies: >>717183861
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:59:52 PM No.717183847
>>717183591
I get it, grooming kids on roblox is an arduous process
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:00:03 PM No.717183861
>>717183710
>>717183819

You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Replies: >>717183914
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:00:06 PM No.717183868
>>717182980

By rejecting it, nobody gets money and third party games either stop getting retail releases or don't come to the system all together, or they start doing physical, on cartridge releases at ~$100 MSRP.
Replies: >>717184023
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:00:21 PM No.717183889
>>717183591
>snoy is mindbroken by switch having thousands of games
tick tock snoy, switch 1 still sold 2-3 million consoles last quarter
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:00:23 PM No.717183894
>>717178981
Why is Nintendo putting their own games on cart, then?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:00:35 PM No.717183914
>>717183861
>>717183726
Why is this Nindian so obsessed with rape?
Replies: >>717183949 >>717184140
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:01:03 PM No.717183946
>>717183653
i dont need a house and no point in investing because the system is rigged and i dont want to be consciously thinking about my investments (that means paying someone else to do it for me = waste of money)
Replies: >>717184032 >>717184524
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:01:05 PM No.717183949
>>717183914
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:01:09 PM No.717183954
>snoy snoy snoy snoy
>look look! 6million!
>heh look at ALL these games I'm gonna be playing (most are key-cards + ports)
I'm convinced Nintendo fans are the new Disney adults.

>inb4 ERIC ERIC
Replies: >>717184032
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:01:12 PM No.717183958
>>717183441
DELETE
Replies: >>717184032
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:01:29 PM No.717183973
steam-deck-get-real
steam-deck-get-real
md5: d84a0deb7de1247dadab6a2fbb565ced๐Ÿ”
>>717170504
Replies: >>717184032
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:02:13 PM No.717184023
>>717183868
good
I also don't buy digital, so they go bankrupt.
Replies: >>717185527
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:02:20 PM No.717184032
>>717183946
>>717183954
>>717183973
>>717183958
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:03:19 PM No.717184105
>>717179635
Switch 1 cards don't go above 32 GB (and are much slower)
Switch 2 cards use 3D NAND to have 64 GB capacity and Macronix isn't interested in making more sizes available because Nintendo is the only customer
Replies: >>717184703
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:03:46 PM No.717184140
>>717183914
because it was third party retards that cried about being "stuck to using carts" and demanded more options
nintendo gave them more options and the third party retards turn around and shot themselves in both feet instantly
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:04:16 PM No.717184195
>>717182693
Nintendo is now run by an accountant and EA executive so what they used to do or be is dead in the water.
Replies: >>717184297 >>717184339
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:04:52 PM No.717184236
>>717183029
So you're saying it doesn't count because they already did it with the Wii, or what? You realize that's even worse, right?
Replies: >>717184339
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:04:56 PM No.717184239
>>717174660
The difference is that the dystopia in 1984 was calculated, whereas what's happening now is just midwit career politicians putting policies in place they don't understand.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:05:01 PM No.717184247
>>717179929
It didn't. They SHIPPED a lot and they were collecting dust on shelves to the point that in January shipments were in negative
Replies: >>717184339
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:05:40 PM No.717184297
>>717184195
keep coping
Replies: >>717185126
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:06:11 PM No.717184328
>>717169941 (OP)
It called super switch, faggot
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:06:15 PM No.717184339
>>717184195
>>717184236
>>717184247
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Replies: >>717184425
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:07:21 PM No.717184425
>>717184339
>ERIC
So that's the new meme word for you, got it.
Replies: >>717184453
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:07:40 PM No.717184453
>>717184425
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:07:49 PM No.717184467
Anyone else getting tired of third world Snoys shitting up Switch 2 and Steam Deck threads?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:08:15 PM No.717184492
>>717170008
This, based
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:08:42 PM No.717184524
>>717183946
Just throw them into an ETF with decent dividends and use it as a small source of passive income. I have $27500 doing just that and I get a check for ~$240 every month.
Replies: >>717184950
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:09:13 PM No.717184557
I saw 5 of these in Walshart the other day.
Replies: >>717184675
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:09:25 PM No.717184586
>>717169941 (OP)
Not even considering getting the bingtendo slop unless the get rid of game key cards
Replies: >>717184675
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:10:15 PM No.717184653
>>717179635
Nintendo doesn't make the cards though.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:10:30 PM No.717184675
>>717184586
>>717184557
You lost and got raped,,, Eric
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:10:49 PM No.717184703
>>717184105
just put the games on old cards and install to the system if "speed" is a concern

key cards are cancer.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:11:36 PM No.717184743
Bump
Replies: >>717184837
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:11:57 PM No.717184764
>>717179798
Don't both Xbox and PS5 allow you to install last gen games on the ssd?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:12:55 PM No.717184837
>>717184743
?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:14:32 PM No.717184950
>>717184524
sounds good, thanks for the tip
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:15:20 PM No.717185005
>thread dies the second it hits bump limit
Totally organic, Eric.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:16:52 PM No.717185126
>>717184297
Yeah, it's a very sad situation.
Replies: >>717185253
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:17:35 PM No.717185186
1699425929905856
1699425929905856
md5: 1d051f49ae0ccf53a148266487bebcf1๐Ÿ”
>>717179061
>WHY the FUCK can't they just use old cards and allow people to install it to the faster internal drive?
For starters people wouldn't buy that for the same reason they buy key cards since it isn't reading from the cart and you still have the same issue of storage space all consoles are running into that made digital an anti-consumer option anyway. Installs are just barely higher than keys in that regard.
Second why would they buy the switch 1 carts when they already threatened Nintendo into providing the keys for an even cheaper alternative to appease their shareholders and give them an excuse to not support it.

It's basically the Wii U all over again only the third parties are finally getting the blame they deserve.
Replies: >>717185631
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:18:38 PM No.717185252
>>717182130
for all intents and purposes the switch 2 is digital only, the cartridge slot is only there to pay lip service to collectorfags (me)
>>717181931
>get banned
>most games are digital only
it's bricking for all intents and purposes
>>717179713
they do
Replies: >>717185347 >>717185435
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:18:39 PM No.717185253
>>717185126
stay mad that sony is dying
Replies: >>717185874
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:19:48 PM No.717185347
>>717185252
its not bricking
you're stopped from playing online multiplayer
your console will still download games and patches
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:19:54 PM No.717185353
>>717182693
Doesnโ€™t you post show that the Switch 2 is currently crawling now?
It went from 3.5 million in 4 days to 2.5 million in 56 days.
Replies: >>717185543 >>717185556
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:20:56 PM No.717185435
>>717185252
>for all intents and purposes the switch 2 is digital only
No, no it is not. Whether a console is physical or digital isn't defined by the amount of physical games but the fact that it takes physical media.
By your logic every system since the ps3 was also digital only since more digital games gave always existed than physical.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:22:20 PM No.717185527
a233qx
a233qx
md5: af3afd87882564ce31289154448ad62a๐Ÿ”
>>717184023
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:22:29 PM No.717185543
>>717185353
No, the switch 2 is currently out of stock just about everywhere. The amount it's increasing by now is the maximum they can manage at a time.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:22:39 PM No.717185556
>>717185353
it shows ps5 slowing to a stop as it went from 3 million in a month to 5 thousand
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:23:30 PM No.717185631
>>717185186
>same reason
????
Replies: >>717188035
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:24:45 PM No.717185731
1726486546501697
1726486546501697
md5: 867312995d60819cce339cea63e2f791๐Ÿ”
>>717170008
/thread
Replies: >>717185981
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:26:30 PM No.717185874
>>717185253
I'm happy about that though. I grew up with Nintendo. and I hate you asslickers and what Nintendo has become like you wouldn't believe.
Replies: >>717186050
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:27:49 PM No.717185981
>>717185731
sold to stores or sold to customers?
I have not seen anyone with a Shitch 2
Replies: >>717187571 >>717188631
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:28:53 PM No.717186050
>>717185874
keep crying
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:30:29 PM No.717186185
>janny deleted the post about switch 2 selling 6 million in a month
Replies: >>717186406
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:33:23 PM No.717186406
>>717186185
>Snoys have taken over being moderators
The fuck
Replies: >>717187105
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:33:34 PM No.717186417
>>717181000
Looks like you don't have the ability to read nor do you understand the concept of singular concepts vs plurals. Might as well kill yourself faggot.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:42:07 PM No.717187105
>>717186406
Has been the case for a while. It's why all the NDS ragebait spam threads get left up.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:48:03 PM No.717187567
>>717169941 (OP)
>Can't run battlefield 6
>The game runs at 60fps on the Xbox series S
Damn, this shit is literally a Vita with gay colors.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:48:07 PM No.717187571
>>717185981
That's because you don't go outside, Eric. You waste everyday seething on /v/
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:49:31 PM No.717187679
>tranny jannies deleted the first post
Snoyjeet pedos must have hit that report hard kekkk
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:50:33 PM No.717187760
How the fuck do you justify increasing the price of the regular Switch and all it's games after the Switch 2 comes out?

This is just greed at this point.
Replies: >>717188058 >>717188093 >>717188134
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:53:57 PM No.717188035
>>717185631
Anon, installs come with every single issue digital has. People deal with it on PlayStation because they're brand whores.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:54:14 PM No.717188058
>>717187760
shareholders
Replies: >>717188219
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:54:39 PM No.717188093
>>717187760
Orange nigger tariffs
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:54:51 PM No.717188107
>>717170008
Based, fuck Snoytranny jannies
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:55:14 PM No.717188134
>>717187760
I agree America is greedy.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:56:21 PM No.717188219
>>717188058
Does Israel count as an American shareholder?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:57:57 PM No.717188317
>>717172826
>Free shit for nips
>otherwise they're a bad week away from dipping under a 5 year-old console
Dios mio...
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:02:28 PM No.717188631
>>717185981
if you weren't a dirty third worlder you'd be able to go to stores like walmart, best buy, gamestop, target, etc and see switch 2 shelves that are constantly empty