dsspite only two mediocre exclusives and a much worse screen

>>716220824 (OP)
Here's your big game bro

LMAO

Makes sense. As gaymers get older a PS and Xbox doesn't make since over a PC. Nintendo hardware still feels different enough with unique first party titles to justify having what they offer.

>>716220824 (OP)
And they are all in scalper basements collecting dust

>>716220880

>>716220936
Holy marketer post

>>716220824 (OP)
Outsold PS4 November record lol, in JUNE. This thing might actually outsell NS1

The industry is the largest it has ever been also. Should we adjust sales and market cap to the 2000s levels for a much more honest chart?

>>716220880
Mindbroken lmao

>>716220824 (OP)
>dsspite only two mediocre exclusives and a much worse screen
cope and seethe, retarded snoydecktard.

>>716220968
Why does that show the specs for Performance mode and then proceed to show it running in Resolution mode?

>>716221036
If you do that, the tranny deck slips under the virtual boy, kek

>>716221089
>Why does that show the specs for Performance mode and then proceed to show it running in Resolution mode?

Because both are embarrassing.

>>716220989
Nothing false was stated. You're underage

oh no no no no no

the snoys aren't going to like this

>>716220824 (OP)
>fagsky

More people on Earth and more people gaming than ever

Can make absolute shit slop that sells better than the best games of 1998

Garbage can sell better than Ocarina of Time or especially Majora's Mask now

Also Americans are doom spending on credit now, nothing really mattress, it's late stage capitalism you should honestly rack up as much debt as you can with these retarded credit card companies and then not pay it, they think they deserve interest payments but they really only a deserve a bullet to the head for being lazy parasites stealing money while not working

>>716221131
What system does this game not run bad on? Why dont you show Astro Bot, The Last of Us Part 1, etc? Jedi Survivor had issues on every single platform, the most problematic being PC.

>>716220824 (OP)
It's a Wii U situation all over again.

Nintendo IS the gaming industry.

>>716220936
No one likes troubleshooting and dicking around configuring games, this goes 10x over for games more than 5-10 years old which almost universally have massive issues, usually still even after reading the PCGW and downloading fanpatches there are still issues. Plus hunched over a desk fucking sucks

Consoles are way easier, pick up and play, more comfy couch gaming

switch 2 costs $700 in my country
how are that many normies ready to throw that much money at a console to play maybe 2-3 different games?

>>716221270
Sounds like a poorfag problem.

>>716220824 (OP)
>>716220880
>>716221175
>>716221223
Total snoy meltdown

>>716221089
don't you ever ask these kinds of questions

>>716221270
The same way people spend thousands upon thousands on high end PCs that still cant run GTA 6 on launch and also not deal with broken bullshit all the time. Its not that out of the ordinary.

This just shows it doesn't matter how bad you fuck over the consumer or how shit you make a product, tendie drones don't care, just CONSOOOOOM

>>716221270
People deluded themselves into thinking prices were going to go up thanks to Trump's tariffs so they gaslit themselves into thinking it'd be cheaper to buy it now than later.

>>716221310
You just disregarded a valid criticism. You lose, Cow go moo toddler game playing idiot.

>>716221223
Do you think DKB would run on PS5 without dropping frames? Have you seen the amount of crazy shit happening on screen as the entire environment explodes around you all the time?

>>716221089
because Digitalfaggotry hates nintendo. wouldn't even be surprised if they actually run their Switch/Switch 2 with 5 or more heat pipe blowing hot air on it just so it gets worse performance.

>>716221353
>>716221408
You lost ;)

>>716221258
>customization is le bad
The day I sell out my ability to mod games is the day I stop breathing. Enjoy your walled garden.

>>716221506
Youre still offering no arguments. So you lose. By default

It's insane that DK is only 8 gigs. Nintendo still the masters of optimization.

>>716221609
See >>716221506

>>716221624
They're now using more updated forms of file compression. See the xenoblade X port compared to the original.

>>716221676
Yeah, no argument whatsoever from you. Loser

>>716221753
I accept your concession

>>716221270
Nordics? I bought from France so I could get it for the normal price

>>716220880
Looks fun

>>716221824
Offered nothing for the argument and is still mad because he got whooped so badly.

Nintendo is the gaming industry.

>>716221978
See >>716221824

>>716221223
> Why dont you show Astro Bot, The Last of Us Part 1, etc? Jedi Survivor had issues on every single platform, the most problematic being PC
Third party companies always went for graphics so they always run badly on Playstation

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Coomer bros

We won

>>716222408
Still feels weird to see Sony on PC

>>716221978
Stop giving the retard attention.

Do consoles still matter? Everyone either plays on PC or mobile nowadays

>>716220824 (OP)
All of my millennial coworkers have bought switches.
I don't know anyone under age 30 who bought one or is planning on buying one.

>>716220824 (OP)
There has to be some sort of overshipping going on here, cuz I dont know a single person who bought a switch 2. Even normies dont want it since they "already have the switch"

why do people not count Shine Post as an exclusive

>>716223578
>Even normies dont want it since they "already have the switch"
They will want it once the next Zelda, Pokemon, Animal Crossing and so on release exclusively.

>>716223781
There is no guarantee that those games will release on Switch2. Remember, the Wii U doesnt have a mainline Pokemon or Animal crossing.

>>716223216
wow look at that, a whole bunch of greedy non games that are designed to drain the bank account of sexless morons make the most money, who woulda thought? i guess everyone else should just give up and start making chinese slot machines starring generic anime bimbos

>>716221548
Not him but this /v/ cope and belief that normalfags care about any of that is always so funny to me. People buy consoles to plug and play.
>but muh installing games from disc and updates
People buy consoles for plug and play. No amount of cope changes that.

>>716222559
I'd say get used to it. Sony execs would be willing to abandon Playstation manufacturing if they think just releasing on steam is more profitable.

>>716223863
This is the most idiotic post I’ve read all year.
The switch 2 already has like a third of the Wii U’s LIFETIME sales in a month. Why would you think this or be dumb enough to post it?

>>716220989
Seething snoy tranny

>xbox got outsold by the fucking switch 1
holy shit how did MS fumble this bad?

>>716220824 (OP)
Didn't we already know that from the launch? Doesn't seem like new information. Kind of wanted to know what its done since then.

I DO see that even with the launch total spending is down 2% which is nice to see. Burn this shit to the ground

>>716220824 (OP)
>In US history
>Accessories all time June
>Best thing all time record *(first 2 days of summer)
Looks like Sony cope news, meanwhile it's not showing any usefully data. Just a cheap add.

Kys

>>716220824 (OP)
The fact that this is going to be the first time a Pokemon game is going to be within 6 months of a new hardware's launch is most likely doing an insane amount of leg work. Pokemon ZA is going to sell like hot cakes even by Pokemon standards.

>>716225705
i imagine scarlet and violet are also doing work now that the games don't run like complete shit.

>>716225804
Maybe, I can see the DLC getting a huge spike but S/V was already the 2nd best selling gen of all time.

>>716220880
>posted it again award
You had a whole week to get another example and have nothing.

>>716220824 (OP)
it was also the fastest in Japan of all time, beating all of nintendo's past consoles and previous other top consoles like ps2

>>716221258
no-one has to troubleshoot and dick around, you're just retarded

>>716225705
>Pokémon
>Having ANY fucking standards whatsoever

>>716224020
>and belief that normalfags care about any of that
They don't and I never said they do. I care about that. Cattle gonna cattle.

>>716221258
absolute dimwit post

>>716226074
Keep seething while i enjoy playing games

>>716226128
Anons not lying, you and people like you are the minority. I agree with you, but we are the minority, by a large margin.

>>716225705
it's also on switch 1 anon
it won't have much impact

>>716220824 (OP)
>tendie cultist will slurp anything up as long as it has the nintendo logo slapped on it
Stop the presses

>>716226281
>it won't have much impact
Not sure what you're coping for.

How did the WiiU fail these people will literally by anything

>>716226353
Yeah he is right. Pokemon ZA wont be a system seller

>>716226161
This is a very confusing post.

>nintendo haters start a big anti-nintendo campaign
>Fails because the switch 2 became the fastest selling console ever and everyone wants one despite all the misinformation people are spreading online
>People are still buying switch 1s over the PiS5
imagine being a console war snoy

>>716225705
>*also on switch 1
People are likely gonna be interested in the new pokemon, but it doesn’t mean they’re willing to spend $500 + $70 for it when they can pay $60 on the device they already own. It’s as “exclusive” as a PS5 game, it’s not gonna be moving units

>>716226353
anon scarlet violet sold 25 million copies while running like shit
pokemon fans don't care about performance, they won't buy a switch 2 just for that

>>716226282
The WiiU flopped, so this argument doesn't work. Hell, it only really applies to playstation

>>716224721
Surely theyre out of the hardware game next generation? How do you ever salvage this.

>>716220880
>Somebody waited until Void Kong got to his clutter of a ship and then waited for him to spam the whole area with a bunch of different shit to record for a FPS shitpost just to prove a point.

Clown Mode activated!

>>716220880
>no pipe webm
Bananzahaters are reclining...

>>716221036
Should we otherwise compare ps5 to switch game sales?
On of which has 2 games above 50 million and the other has 24mil as its max
Which do you think is which?

>>716227394
>>716227416
Bananza flopped. See you tomorrow.

>>716220936
A true first post best post, congratulations anon.

>>716221036
babe don't wake up sonyfriend still using the same old cope

>>716220824 (OP)
>>716220880
Bonanza was fun. And Rune Factory GoA is too.

The fact that the entire argument against the Switch 2 seems to be "Bonanza drops some frames in this one single segment I'm gonna keep folder dumping on" doesn't seem like a very strong argument to me.

Why are Nintendo being rewarded for mediocre hardware and software?

>>716221270
$794 for the bundle here in Canada, but I knew it would be expensive so I just put aside a little bit every paycheck.

Oh wow, a console that has games people are interested in is selling?
Oh wow, a console that has no games people want and is only offering subscriptions is not selling?
Oh wow, a console that has no games people want not selling?
Who could have possibly predicted this?

>>716220824 (OP)
>worse screen
Objective proof, where is it?

>>716228654
it's a cult filled with deranged freaks who consider Nintendo their best friend

>people are buying a new competitively priced console and its critically acclaimed games
>retards on the internet's face when for some reason

>>716226648
Idk man, pokemon fans are the most retarded on earth so you'd be surprised

Wow, who didn't see that coming?

Oh right, no one.

>>716221270
Americans live in crippling debt and think it's normal.

Many of them of are duplicate consoles so if one gets banned they have a backup.

>>716220824 (OP)
Should I get a switch 2? I haven't had a nintendo console since the 64, I have no friends if that matters

>>716229048
>>716228654
Poomhar, don't you have something else better to do then seething about Nintendo all day?

>>716229368

Nice fantasy.

>>716229423
Well what do you wanna play on it

>>716220880
crying snoy

>>716229048
nah they just consistently make good games, not that deep unc

>>716226648
$500 to play a new Pokemon game in better qualitty plus other games plus the pokemon titles that are in the pipeline. It's not like the Switch 2 is going to get cheaper and supplies are still stretched thin. The Switch 2's actual price is not a deterrent to a working adult who like the Switch 1 is going to be the Switch 2's earliest adopter. It might be more of a conversation piece for children but again, demand is still outpacing supply so much it doesn't matter because right now someone not buying the Switch 2 is irrelevant to the conversation.

>>716220880
I never saw anything else posted. I finally got the game and system and found out that never really happens. Its about always at 60 and the "stutters" are just hitstop. This place is just a jeet malding ground. You can't discuss or enjoy anything here anymore. Fuck trannies and I denounce the talmund.

>>716221624
They aren't even especially good at it, they're just the only ones practicing the lost art of file compression

>>716229423

Probably, the NSO library alone justifies it.
(Your next line is going to be "Just emulate them").

>>716226562
>Yeah he is right. Pokemon ZA wont be a system seller

Well we're going to see if that's true later in the year anon.

>>716229741
not even a different unreleased color or a pokemon theme for this bundle? nintendo really doesnt have to try anymore with the switch 2

>>716229741
Nta but I wouldn't consider legends to be real pokemon. Even my sister is waiting on next gen before buying

>>716220880
this is almost literally the only place in the game where the framerate tanks for some reason. even void's second fight doesn't suffer from this issue

>>716227762
>Bananza flopped
Do you have any evidence to back that up?

>>716229837
No. Its too soon to say how well (or not well) it did, and he knows that.

>>716229810
Too soon. There'd be actual anger over that. I bet you 500 4chan dollars we'll see one next year

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAACCCCKKKKK

>>716229721
NSO library isn't free so it isn't justifying shit IMO. The price of the membership+expansion is the price of the games for people that don't play online

>>716229869
Tomorrow is the weekly Famitsu thread. You know he's going to go bananas if/when DK is at the top.

>>716220824 (OP)
False
Those are SHIPMENTS, not how much it SOLED
>>716227126
Go fuck yourself

>>716229958

Still worth it for having so many games in portable form.

>>716230056
SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

>>716230038

>fastest SELLING

Uh huh. Hi Eric.

>>716230025
what will his cope be?

>>716230038
>>716230113
uh oh melty

>>716230120
SLIT
YOUR
FUCKING
THROAT

>>716220824 (OP)
Genuinely incredible, Nintendo just destroyed the journo mafia and their smear campaign. The western AAA gaming industry is panicking right now seeing these results.

Damn times have changed. I never would have guessed boco would leave the sony cult

>>716230240

When was I ever in it?

>THIS MAD OVER A FUCKING VIDEO GAME CONSOLE
KWAB

>>716230113
>>716230197
>This post violates United States law.

>>716230038
>soled

>>716230327
Shitendo violates the law every day

>>716230025
>Tomorrow is the weekly Famitsu thread. You know he's going to go bananas if/when DK is at the top.

Can't wait

tick tock Eric, the Kiwi Farms thread is coming

>me taking a break from "CIRCANA IS LYING ABOUT ASSASSIN'S CREED SHADOWS SALES FOR SOME REASON" to read "CIRCANA IS LYING ABOUT SWITCH 2 SALES FOR SOME REASON"

>>716221258
>I am low IQ and cannot operate a machine with more than 2 buttons on it.
Good. Fuck off from my hobby.

>>716230479
Circana was exagerating the assassin's creed sales though. The switch however is still hard to find

>>716230568
Buddy the Circana is arbitrarily lying about AC Shadows thread is two blocks down

>>716230038
>>716230113
>>716230197
>>716230424
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>>716230568
No it's not. It's rotting on shelves because they shipped so much but can't sell any

>>716226629
>he "owns" a console
Fuck off from my hobby nigger cattle.

>>716230710
False.

>he's bringing out the trips now
Oh boy here we go

>>716230671
Not the charts. The framing. SAAAR IT WAS NUMBAH ONE ON A TUESDAY SELLING ASSASSIN'S CREED

>>716230950
Melties two days in a row to cap off going ape about Bananza for weeks.

>>716230710
I was able to get one from target but my friend still can't find one.

>>716230750
YOU ARE FALSE. YOU HAVE ALWAYS VEEN FALSE. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FALSE. SHITENDO IS FALSE. I HAVE ALL THE TRUTH. THERE IS NONE LEFT FOR YOU. SO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FALSE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT TRUTH. SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
SLIT
YOUR
FUCKING
THROAT

>>716231050

I haven't seen a single one on shelves yet. Except mine, and it was a pure stroke of luck.

>>716230983
If that was number one for a short stint are they going to say both mario kart and now kong have passed it up? He only posted that because of the culture war garbage

You missed the part where Circana's numbers aren't verifiable

>>716231110
giga meltdown

you lost, Eric

>>716221418
Absolutely you fucking moron. Astro Bot is the best looking platformer of all time. It has way higher texture quality, fluid simulation, destruction, and thousands of on-screen objects that with interactible physics and still maintains 4k/60fps rock solid. It's *extremely* impressive from a technical standpoint.

Granted most of that is Team Asobi's expertise, but DKB would run far better on PS5 due to a much stronger CPU

>>716231195
Yeah this also the case. What we're discussing here though is how hard it is to still get a system

Nintendo won

>>716230424
Nintendo violates your asshole every day.

>>716220880
This is the one singular instance I've seen of frame drops happening, and I'm almost done with the game. Get better bait already, S0nypony.

>>716231307
Needs updating.

>>716231269
I found it boring. There is no substance to the gameplay. Its all "remember this dead franchise!!"

>>716230150
He'll still claim it's a flop because it likely won't pull Mario Kart World numbers.

THE ASSHURT COPE IS OFF THE SCALE.

>>716229584
Fun games

>fiscal year reports next Friday
He won't survive this year

>>716231269
Astro bot isn't a voxel engine

what the hell is happening

>>716231594

Nintendo is succeeding again and Eric can't take it.

>>716223578
This is such a brainless take that I see way too often around here
>uuhm ackchyually no one from my limited friend group bought it, so that must mean no else is!

>>716220824 (OP)
Thanks for lowering the bar yet again, tendiebros!

>>716230710
I know it’s a waste of time to reply to you but my store just got 12 units in and sold them all in 3 days or so. I love my ps5 btw

>>716226787
Yeah because it was the only option to play Scarlet and Violet outside of emulation. Why wouldn't they go for the version with better performance?

Why does the switch 2 success make him seethe so hard?

>>716231725
>don't stop lowering the bar by releasing awesome consoles with tons of masterpiece exclusives!!!!
Nintendo always wins, baby

He made a Switch 2 In the End song thread again he's so fucking mad today lmao >>716231716

>>716224721
iirc their last console was always online and had some retarded voice command or motion command feature by default. People don't like being told they don't own expensive luxury products they purchase. Only tendies fall for that.

>>716231725

>>716231579
A voxel engine which would perform far better with PS5's much stronger CPU, shitbrain

>>716230327
He ain't posting CP again, is he?

>>716231784
Because he wants everyone to play hyper-realistic medieval fantasy and sci-fi movie games instead of cartoon mascot platformers.

>>716232321
Threatened to kill people.

>>716221270

People spend $1200+ on a phone so they can doomscroll tiktok, half that on a console that actually provides enjoyment is nothing.

>>716221270
They know more are coming.

>>716232401
It's not a threat

>>716232582
"Promising" to kill people is also against the law

>>716232582
I'll be sure to let the police know.

Eric is allegedly dishonest about Donkey Kong lore.

Time for the old meme again

>>716223216
The console market is bigger than the PC market. All the prebuilt shitboxes people bought with covidbux are starting to get outdated and a PC that meaningfully outperforms a console costs twice as much so they're coming crawling back.

>>716223578
You don't have any friends and normalfags bought the Switch 2 in droves, hence the record breaking sales. Idiot.

>>716232791

That and PCs in general are being replaced by tablets and phones. Unless you're a business theres no reason to buy a desktop anymore.

>>716221270
>switch 2 costs $700
It's not that much money.

>>716220880
And it's more fun than any PS5 or PC game released in the last decade.

>>716223216
>Still doing the fake numbers cope
>Still thinking we don't know COMBINED means every server while Global only includes American and Europe and excludes China/Japan/Korea

>>716233003
>"I-It's not that much money!"
>He doesn't know about Canada

>>716232321
Screaming about slitting throars again

>>716233094
well excuse us it’s not our fault for you to live in a shithole

>>716231725
If the bar is so low, how come both Sony and Xbox can't scale it?

>>716221270
In Mexico it's also extremely overpriced but it was put on sale for Prime Day. Still didn't buy it because I want the inevitable OLED revision with better battery life Hopefully it takes 2-3 years to come out.

Hey Eric, do you have any insider information about a Super Mario Sunshine sequel?
You were complaining about the GameCube yesterday.

>thread derails frame one to obfuscate from the sales
Kek

>>716233170
Truth be told, I've been wanting to get away and out from living here. Especially with Vancouver being fucking overpriced with everything such as housing and whatnot.

>$500+tip for a "pro" switch
>$80 games + tip
>bricked consoles for doing nothing wrong
>boring wide straight aways and no laps in MK
>nothing to do in open world
>10 fps DK
>no challenge, permanent baby mode
>Gamecube input lag after paying $50 + tip
how tf do they keep getting away with it?

>>716232956
I think we're going to see tablets/phones become viable PC alternatives pretty damn soon. Winlator released an update yesterday that lets you install Steam on Android phones. Companies will eventually start making their own translation layers, and soon you'll have pretty much everything running off of ARM once that bridge is finished being built.

>>716231725
Sony and Xbox already set the bar at zero, retard.

>>716233273
Eric has to find one way or the other to cope in terms of Nintendo’s massive success

>>716233353

>bricked consoles for doing nothing wrong

Ha, no.

>>716233353
if you have to lie about how bad things are, you're only admitting they're not that bad

>>716231269
>Shilling for the biggest "Oh yeah, THAT happened." videogame of the decade
>Even Sony thinks it's a failure

>>716226629
I find it funny that people are still throwing around "90 dollar Nintendo games"

Slow the fuck down Nintendo, it’s not Christmas yet

>>716221234
>already sold nearly half of wii u's lifetime sales in 1 month
>"w-w-w-w-w-wii u 2.0!!!"
cope

Nintendo keeps making more and more money, and yet Japan's economy keeps doing worse and worse. How can this be?

>>716235013
check today’s global news

>>716232115
He's been samefag bumping it to hell and back.

>>716232115
>makes this thread now that Switch 2 has two games
Window's closed moron

>>716231594
One of the resident schizos is angry. It’s speculated he is likely a glownigger that hates Japan and anything Japanese.

>>716233361
It is because going Legacy Intel x86 Windows -> ARM Linux (Android is the most used Linux distribution) all at once was a big jump.
But going Intel x86 Windows -> AMD64 Linux -> Developed-focused ARM Linux -> Mainstream ARM Linux (Android) was smaller steps, and each smaller step did something useful.

Steam was running on other Linux distributions and playing games on ARM hardware a few years back. Getting that to a mainstream distribution like Android is a bit more work. Even SteamOS, which is the closest a mainstream Linux distribution has been to upstream developer focused distributions, lags behind a bit.

>2,000$

That’s 4 switches anon

>>716220824 (OP)
>Watching someone play Bananza on Twitch
>Climbing part with platforming and such
>Guy falls off
>A "bubble" thing picks him up and puts him at the same exact spot he was at before falling

No thanks, I'm not a mentally handicapped 4yo

>>716223216
The cancer has metastasized. Gaming has never been more over.

>>716223216
When someone ask why so much slop today?
You show them this.

>>716235912
200,000 units

Pretty shitty

>>716235912
Missing 6 zeroes anon.

>>716221270
And supposedly, we're all poor here in Burger Land but can afford expensive paperweight.

>>716234873
They can't find a valid reason to hate on the switch 2 so they have to lie about it. The hate for the console is forced as fuck.

Also, worth keeping in mind the PS4 (previous record holder) launched during christmas season.
Christmas is gonna be fucking huge for this thing with Pokémon.

>>716220824 (OP)
but /v/ told me it would fail

>>716220824 (OP)
what's the geographical sales breakdown? if this thing sold the most units in Japan, where it's $100 cheaper, that doesn't exactly blow me away.

>>716220824 (OP)
I mean I guess I'm not surprised because NPCs will buy anything on top of the pathetic console fanboys.
But it's still confusing. Terrible games, overpriced.
I'm sure it'll be at least passable in around two years maybe, but not right now lol

>>716221270
you can play your switch backlog and you act like there will be no new switch 2 games in the future

>>716238261
It HAS failed

Nintendo won

>>716238695
Where did you buy those sex dolls? they almost look human

>>716238716
Go fuxk yourself

don't you love how the strongest feelings towards this come from the people that don't even own the console

>>716220824 (OP)
The success of the Switch 2 is a function of its backwards compatability. You get to have the whole Switch library after all, not just the 2 new games.

The next gen will be the real test for Nintendo. (It will flop.)

>>716220824 (OP)
>Fastest

>>716234940
no you don't understand, people buy the most during june, that's the big shopping event
during the summer

>>716238702
Failed to sell pathetically like the PS5.

>ban evading
>3 separate times
>in the same thread
>on the same fucking trip
Yeah, no chance he doesn't have mod protection if he's not getting rangebanned

>>716238884
You have already chosen your pitiful end

The boycott worked bros!

>>716231562
oh this is gonna be good

>>716239202
Who predicted 1.8m? Him?

>>716239202
>see guys it didn't set the record by enough, what a flop
These niggers making this clickbait are entirely shameless

And still no games for adults, lmao.

>>716239523
but games are for kids, anon

>>716239523
What would you consider a game for adults?

>>716239727
Steallar Blade, DS2.

>>716239727

Something with little girls in it, why is why Dong triggers him so much since he can't afford to play it

>>716239202
This fucker has been seething nonstop since the April Direct. What causes this mental illness?

>>716239823
Knowing the average snoy, something with real children getting fucked.

>>716239828

Growing up without a Father

>>716238884

Mods must think he's too funny.

>>716239828
why is he so mad?

>>716239828
Money. I'm pretty sure he has a video where he even admits as much. His retrospectives never got much engagement compared to the NDS shit he's doing now.

tendiexisters..... i was told we sold 5 million units???????

>>716238935
lol

>>716220880
Awwww. You gonna cry macaco?
Cry for me. And then cope n rope

>>716239992
You can tell that one Did You Know Gaming video was done for this too, their latest shit barely gets any views.

That video didn't get all that many views either lmao

Anyway, any last predictions for tomorrow's Bananza numbers?

Nintendo is a cult and should be banned in the West.

>>716240356
162,593

>>716240356
Under 10k
>>716240390
They should be banned from living, every single fascist that works for them

>>716229275
these sales numbers suggest it's an international (browinoid) thing

>>716240254
Didn't the DYKG video have Nintendeen as a consultant?

>>716240356
Enough for a certain someone to have a schizo meltdown

>>716240356
I'll stick to 300k desu. High chance I'm dead wrong, just working off of assumptions from Returns HD's numbers.

>>716226353
It won't have as much impact on Switch 2 sales than if it was a full exclusive. You can still opt out off buying a Switch 2. Gen 10 will be the real carnage

>>716240439
Tell people about THROARS for us.

>>716228654
Turns out that the best hardware never won a console generation. Mediocre software is also better than no games.

>>716240356
225k, with really strong legs, probably a million by the end of the year.

>>716233185
It's hard to beat anything when you forgot how to make games

>>716239992
looks like he was doing 2-3k per video then did a "why im not buying switch 2" with sad mario thumbnail which did 200k and has been riding that train ever since. In a few years, I predict a "I was wrong about Switch 2" video will be made

>>716220824 (OP)
>Corporation X or Z make a lot of money
why should i give a fuck about it ?

>>716240356
>barefoot loli
>piss easy game
>minecraft
Yea I'm thinking 500k+

>>716239202
>Good news boycott bros! The Switch 2 only broke the previous record by 500k! Which means that it fell short from my imaginery estimates that no console in history ever matched
What level of cope even is this?

>>716240681
Gen 10 will force Pokemon fans to upgrade but the Pokemon Z-A bundle will definitely push lots of units this holiday season.

>>716241120
If you were smart, you'd be holding stock of corporation N

>>716220824 (OP)
>a much worse screen
It's the same screen (aka has the same response time at 120hz than the 1 at 60)

>>716230025
>tomorrow is thursday
I can lynch ps5 again!

>>716240356
300k max. DK is not a big japanese seller. I could end up being extremely wrong if japs end up really liking DK when its made by other japs

>>716241120
>He isn't a Nintendo investor
ngmi

>>716239202
This guy is overdosing on copium

>>716230525
>t. zoomer retard who only plays modernslop
PC games older than like 2014 almost universally have countless issues, that oftentimes persist even after trying the PCGW fixes, patches, and troubleshooting.

Console games always just work. Compare how easy console emulation is and how it's just a straight upgrade from the original hardware, compared to running some jank ass PC game from the 90s or early 2000s which is a pain to even get running very poorly.

Retarded posts like this almost always come from console refugee redditor fags who only started PC gaming in the last 5-10 years

>>716240356
300k for the low end, 500k for the high end

>>716228982
Not him but it does have significantly worse input lag. Basically everything else is better though so it really depends on how much you value the responsiveness.

>>716230950
Bets on whether or not he'll still be in this melty when the time comes tomorrow on thursday?

man it's not yet famitsu too

>>716239202
I love how he always has to cope to make the switch 2 look bad. I remember when nintendo confirmed the S2 selling 3.5 million units in 3 days and this fag made a video on why it's not impressive when no other console sold this much at launch

what the fuck went wrong with death stranding 2, apparently it bombed

>>716242607
Came out this month you dork

>>716241994
Not input lag, response time. You can have zero input lag and still have a slow screen if it takes a long time for your pixels to change to their intended color.

>>716221270
Its an investment into your future. If you like Nintendo games, you're gonna upgrade to a Switch2 at some point because it'll be your only choice to play the next gen Nintendo IPs.

PS5 being an optional upgrade its entirely life cycle made people forget that back in the day you adopted the next gen console out of hype no matter what.

>>716242607
Nobody cares about movie slops anymore

>>716242673
nvm it came out last month lmao, sorry

>>716242607
Fool me once.

>>716242607
most people didn't like DS1 enough to buy the sequel

>>716221270
I paid more for the PS5 and Series S and I barely touch them, it's chill.

>>716242607
Good, it's about time these retards realize console exclusives are retarded.

>>716242607
Sony only. Everyone else is waiting for PC release.

>>716242607
same thing happened with DS1, snoyfags are simpletons who can't properly grasp Kojima's vision. Wait for PC release, it'll get a second wind when intelligent people can buy it.

>>716220880
Due to all the FPS shitposting I went into the game expecting it'd be trash, but it's actually locked at 60 for like 95% of the time.

>>716242607
PS5 owners only play live service slops

>>716242607
First game was lightning in a bottle that had Kojima leaving Konami in the lead up to it.

>DS2 bombed
>Doritp Pope will likely still suck Kojimas dick and nominate it for GOTY
I'm tired lads

>>716241803
Odyssey launched at 500k, and that was mario, and there were 2 million switches in japan when it happened.

>>716240356
>>716241803
>>716243778
gonna lowball it at 150k but will love it if it can do a surprise hit of half a million

>>716243664
Funnily enough he's been praising DKB unprompted.

The Splatoon spinoff will be the one tk watch for Japanese sales. Will be interesting to see if a non multiplayer focused Splatoon will push anywhere near the numbers of a mainline game.

>>716220880
P-PLEASE.... STOP POSTING THAT! ITS NOT THAT B-B-B-BAD IN REALITY

>>716243850
It won't hit 10k

>>716243912
No one is praising that pedo garbage

>>716244396
>>716244498
Talk about THOARS!

>>716243778
It was Mario tho, the DKCR remaster only did like 100k.

I'm gonna stick to my 300k prediction, and even then I think it's a bit bold.

Question to nintendo fans and gamers in general:
Why did Nintendo release Switch 2 if they have only 2 games for it?
Wouldnt it have been better to wait a little longer and develop more games first?

>No one is praisi-ACK
https://x.com/geoffkeighley/status/1947472095291838656

>>716244790
how could it possibly break? The levels seem to have an indestructible skeleton below the surface and you can climb any surface. The camera constantly freaks the fuck out which is horrible.

>>716243778
that's a good point, I was betting on early adopters having a higher attach rate but you're right. It's gonna be much lower

>>716244759
Personally, I WOULD have liked more games initially available for it. However, in the real world and not fantasy land, xbox has abandoned exclusives altogether and ps5 launched with only a demake of a ps3 game (and has gotten a grand total of ONE game in 5 years).

>>716244759
This isn’t that different than literally any other console launch. 1 game a month is very reasonable pace. They’re set to have a really good lineup for the holidays.

>>716245450
Yeah, I'm predicting 225k, with sales basically locked to some percentage of however many switch 2s they shipped in that week for the rest of the year.

STOP

THE

COUNT

>>716245937
One game a month blows other consoles out of the water, it's competition, to be perfectly honest.

>>716244759
is this your first console launch?

>>716240254
That video was the worst. It really was just them trying to cash in on doomposting bucks

>>716240356
I'll go low and say 200k, as DK isn't a big seller in Japan. But then again, Pikmin wasn't either, and Pikmin 4 broke 400k week 1. I'd love to be proven wrong.

>>716245937
>>716246678
Unlike you kids I'm old enough to remember SNES and PS1 launches and there were tons of games on release. And not just muh ports, muh indie trash, actual multiple triple A games for the times that you could choose from. Nowadays companies get away with releasing 1 or 2 games on premiere and kiddies will defend it.

>>716247073
No, nintendo gets away with releasing one or two games. Sony and microsoft get away with releasing ZERO games.

>>716246590
Contemporary consoles yes, but I think for all consoles holistically, one game a month is about right, if it’s your only platform (so you can include multiplats).

>>716247073
>I'm old enough to remember SNES and PS1 launches and there were tons of games on release
We're no longer in that era, anon. Games today take more time to make

>>716247073
That's cool gramps, now compare DKC and SNES MK to Bananza and MKW.

>>716232956
until I can render 3d smut on my android, PC is still king

>>716247545
Unironically SNES mogs them.

>>716247073
If you want to include third party stuff and multiplats, then the Switch 2 has like a dozen games. If you don’t, then the PSX had one game.

>>716247638
Not him, I can totally understand someone liking dkc better than bananza, they're entirely different things, but you're not about to say that fucking snes mario kart with 16 tracks and the vast majority of them being asset flips of one another is better than mkw, much less to an extent that would constitute mogging.

>>716247073
>Unlike you kids I'm old enough to remember SNES and PS1 launches and there were tons of games on release.

Anon the western launch for the SNES and PS1 were about a year after Japan. The real SNES launch had only Super Mario World and F-Zero and the real PS1 launch in Japan had a bunch of shitty shovelware puzzle and mahjong games no one gave a shit about.

>>716220824 (OP)
>fastest-selling
Meh. I've seen so many "fastest-selling" headlines in reference to different consoles and games that it's lost its punch. Give it a few years to see how well Switch 2 is actually doing long-term outside of Japan, which it will obviously dominate for another decade.

>>716242607
La criatividade was too much and filtered potential sales

>>716247638
>Boomers unironically prefer the clunkiest MK over World
Lmao

>>716220880
Tendies love paying more money for a worse console with more expensive bad performing games with the exact same gameplay, story, and art style of the last 700 games in that series. Most retarded fanbase in the world.

Knew this would happen as soon as I saw people baseding out over this console like they did with the harry potter game

>>716248769
But they're not buying a PS5.

>>716248769
>lowest selling playstation still sold over 80 million
>lowest selling nintendo system is the wiiu

>>716249104
>"Tendies will buy anything" card gets played
>Nintendo's actual flops get ignored
Every fucking time.

>>716249104
Vita anon

>>716249351
>was literally sabotaged by sony santa monica and still sold more than the wiiu

>>716249351
And technically ps portal since some snoys like to consider it a console for some reason, that one has sold less than 2m units

>>716243370
>5% of the game is 30fps
>stutter on camera move and item pickup
That's terrible actually

>>716220880
And what's wrong with this, Snoybitch?

>>716221056
>different hashes
Does he do this deliberately to make his insanity less trackable?

>>716223216
Just Switch, PC, and mobile but both Switch and PC might as well be considered mobile because of handheld.

>>716249716
I don't play mobile games so switch and PC is all I need. I just need them to bring CFB and the Show to PC

>>716220824 (OP)
BUT I CANT AFFORD IT
ITS TOO EXPENSIVE
EVIL
GREEDY
I JUST SPENT $3000 ON A GPU!!!!!!!!!!!

>>716249519
>garish artstyle
>N64 textures
>3fps poop tsunami
>>horrible framepacing
>drops to 30fps
>double buffer v-sync means high input lag
Take your pick

>>716249940
my favorite is
>80 dollars?! that's too much!
>opens 100 packs of magic the gathering cards.

>>716244759
The Switch 2 has a better launch release schedule than pretty much every other console from the past 10 years

>>716247073
2 games after a month is better than what the competition is doing, which is -1 game after 5 years

>>716245007
Pretty sure you are taking the statement to litterally.
He means it's not repetitive or boring to him

>>716244759
Why do people forget how console launch all the time? Unironically giving consumer too much choice can impact sales of existing games so trickling them out is a good way to also keep people engaged.

Can nintnedo buy gravity rush already? I'm tired of songs treatment of the series.

>>716250978
Nintendo india strikes again

>>716251023
Ain't that company not actually related to Nintendo, and it's just some guys that took the name

>>716250978
A tranny platformer would feel right at home on the shitch 2

>>716251171
you niggers call anything you don't like "tranny"

reminder that eric had a mental breakdown in this thread and threatened to kill people

>>716251235
not the first time that's happened.

>>716250978
Anon just buy it for your PS4 or wait for the inevitable Sony port like Patapon.

>>716220880
What's the framerate for Bananza on PC and PS5?

>>716251301
Oh so that's what the random THROAR posts ITT are about. His rage typos keep getting funnier.

>>716250774
Yeah, too many people confusing launch games to Year 1 games.

>>716247073
Then you should be old enough to remember PS3, PS4, PS Vita, Xbone, PS5, Steam Deck, and Xbox Series launching with zero games.

>>716220824 (OP)
there's a switch 2?

>>716223216
My fucking god. How come more greedy western devs aren't trying to abandoning traditional games for mobile gatcha/pay to win shit? Looks way more profitable if getting money is your only goal.

>>716225705
Can't wait for new pokemon trainers to fap to.

>>716251860
It would require making attractive women that pander to (you)
It's a lost art in western media.

>>716244759
I thought the switch 1 was hot shit and waited 4 years to get one but I ended liked it a lot, so I don't see the issue with buying at launch. If a better one cames out I'll just sell the other.

>>716223216
>the "everyone" in question
I'm a White middle class American. Of course I own multiple consoles. PC doesn't have games.

>>716252009
At least they know their limits.

>Nintendo is a manchild cunt
Yes, and?

>>716252472
*cult

I seriously do not understand people

and if I don't
none of you do

>>716249104
No console has ever flopped harder than PS3

>>716220880
I fought Void Kong yesterday and the frames didn't drop anywhere near this.

>>716252650
Must suck having autism. I easily understand people.

>>716220824 (OP)
great, i'll buy it in a few years on sale so nintendo doesn't see a dime from me, and i will never buy any games new or ever connect it to the internet

>>716252769

>>716249849
I agree

>>716249969
Sounds like a (You) problem

>>716252681
psvita my dude

>>716240356
300k with strong legs. Word of mouth has been amazing, so it will easily carry it throughout the rest of the year. The real question is what will sales be in a year? Or even the end of the Switch 2? I can see it joining the 10M copies club.

>>716250774
>>716251584
>remember the 17 PS2 launch titles
>turns out it launched with 3 games and the 17 exclusives were just the first year
I propagandized myself

>>716252825
vote with your wallet

>>716221056
can you link it?

>>716248440
That's because with Sony you heard every possible combination of "PS5 is the fastest selling console in [QUALIFIER] [QUALIFIER] [QUALIFIER] [QUALIFIER]" when you could just easliy look up that PS4 Wii and Switch sold faster. Switch 2 is the fastest selling console ever, no qualifiers. Just is.

>>716253409
I did.

Nightreign still taking the number 1 spot over new releases is impressive. Duskbloods is definitely gonna move some Switch 2 units here, people love From.

>>716248901
>this guy doesn't like fagtindo therefore he must like basedny

>>716253774
>people love From.
But /v/ said From sucks and has actually always sucked…

Wonder what this guy is thinking rn

>Switch Sniper
Happy hunting ;)

>>716251671
PS3, and Vita had launch games.
>steam deck
You have your entire steam library on the go, you mouth breathing micro cock worshipping tendie tard.

>>716235931
then dont collect red balloons you baboon

>>716220824 (OP)
Steamie mald thread.
The Steam dick flopped btw

>>716254863
>Vita

Lmaoooo which ones

>>716253409
>Buying the only console with games
That's what I'm doing

>>716254863
ps3 launched with heavenly sword and mgs4. not impressive.

>>716249605
Yeah

There was some schizo having a melty over bayo 3 a few years ago spamming the same webms, he first started tweaking their filenames after I pointed it out, then started tweaking their hashes after I told him you can still search by hash.

>>716255096
More than the shitch or shitch poo will EVER had

>>716255334
Name them

>>716255076
The Steam Deck market test was so successful that Valve is rumored to going for a proper console marketing and launch for the Steam Deck 2.

>>716252376
...do you actually think the -1.60% means they got rid of their pc?

>More than the shitch or shitch poo will EVER had

>>716220880
This environment looks nothing like Donkey Kong.

>>716238868
People said this exact same shit with the Switch 1 to Switch 2 transition kek.

>Ok Nintendo did well for now, but they won't have it easy now with the Steam Deck in the market, they're gonna fumble it like they did with the Wii U

Consoles will never die. Consoles, like most household products, are designed with the lowest common denominator in mind. There are 7 billion human beings on this planet. About 4-5 billion of them are too stupid for PC.

The Switch 2 is worth buying for DKB alone. It's that good.

>>716254863
>You have your entire steam library on the go, you mouth breathing micro cock worshipping tendie tard.
Oh, so exactly like Switch 2, PC vegan?

>>716256174
It's a good game minus the music. I doubt that it'll be a big system seller in the same league as a 3D Mario, though.

>>716243970
I don't doubt it, but I think the point of the game is to diversify Nintendo's library, kinda like other smaller ips that don't sell a lot but it's nice that they're there like Metroid and Bayonetta.

Also, as much as I love Splat3, I think it's safe to say thats lot of people were begging for something a bit different from the team.

>>716256174
Probably a little overboard, but I use my switch enough that I could easily justify paying $350 for a switch pro, so $100 for a console with mkw and dkb isn't a huge ask, especially since I've spent a grand total of $0 on console hardware in the last 8 years.

>>716220824 (OP)
It helps that there's nothing to fucking play on PS and Xbox or Switch 1 itself even.

>>716255334
indian hands typed this post

>>716256550
>minus the music
Wrong. The transformation themes are some of the best tracks in any Nintendo game.

>>716256550
>minus the music
Get a load of this fag

>>716256693
Indian hands would be shilling the shitch poo because nintendo india

>>716256951
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/india-hero-project/

The beach theme in Bananza lives rent free in my head.
It's definitely not David Wise tier but Bananza has a pretty good score.

>>716256717
I'm not fond of the zebra one

>eric's new thing is shitting on India
friendly fire

faster selling console doesnt mean you get more games it just means they will have ass the ones you get cause already bought the console

>>716257085
what is this ESL babble?

>>716257137
struggle era nintendo better, you dont want them doing well

>>716257085
Not really, a successful console will always get more games.
The Wii U wasn't even 5 years old when it received its last game.
Meanwhile the Switch is approaching the 9 year old mark and it'll still get some mega hitters lke Prime 4 or Pokémon.

>>716257252
yes I do.

>moving stones at work
>start humming the Kong Bananza theme
I feel strong

>Indian hands would be shilling the shitch poo because nintendo india

>>716221258
Wait until someone tells this guy there's nothing stopping him hooking a TV into his PC

>>716257467

>>716257467
I don't understand why anyone on 4chan tries to link Indians to Nintendo or Sony. No one in India plays consoles, no one in India can afford consoles, Indians are all on Steam and Android.
Maybe they'll shill Microsoft because the CEO is a pajeet but there is nothing connecting them to the other two

>>716257573
Ok then I'm just troubleshooting and dealing
with hackers on a TV

>>716257993
Sony actually has a decently sizeable market there, and near 100% of the console market. There's also >>716257013

>>716220936
>As gaymers get older a PS and Xbox doesn't make since over a PC.
Other way around.

>>716221132
>Nothing false was stated.
Right here >>716220936
>As gaymers get older a PS and Xbox doesn't make since over a PC.

This is false because I'm older and have no uses for a PC as far as gaming goes.

>>716257058
> new thing
He’s been saying it for months by now.

>>716257993
Poos love Playstation. Does anyone have the image the the Jeet surgeon bragging about his PS5 on twitter mid surgery?

>>716257993
It’s projection because Indians love Sony but are now hated by everyone.

>>716255246
ps5 has more games if you don't have a pc already

>>716220824 (OP)
funny how woke leftists and their influencers on social networks invented 1000 reasons why game industry is in such a poor shitty state with mass layoffs, mostly blaming consumers not consuming hard enough because their attention is elsewhere (definitely not because they got woke DEI fatigue) or blaming high production cost or inflations or AI or tariffs or.. and somehow none of these stupid retarded cope shit applies to nintendo because nintendo keeps slaying by making fun games. isn't it ironic that the best selling "new" game on snoystation 5 this year is forza horizon 5? fingers crossed GTA5 bombs hard and sinks these dumb woke motherfuckers down.

>>716220880
In order for this to even happen they had to spend multiple minutes in a boss fight without interacting with the boss or destroying any terrain. The amount of mud there is a very unnatural state for the game to be in.

>>716229689
based post

>>716259003
So PiS5 has no games, got it!

is the switch worth it if I never go outside?

>>716260762
it's got tons of games

>>716261118
Only of you like nintendo

>>716261118
Yes. Handhelds aren't meant for going outside, they're meant for multitasking so you don't have to close your 4chan tabs

>>716261118
If you like Nintendo games yes. I basically never used handheld mode with S1 and I expect the same to hold true with S2.

>>716220824 (OP)
Troondieroonies do be like that. They continue to prove how insane they are.

>>716221175
in the end it doesnt really mattress

>>716261225
>>716261378
I haven't had a nintendo system in 20 years

>>716261118
Yeah, I barely used Switch 1 on handheld for like 3 games playing at home, fun games are fun, I've been using Switch 2 handheld way more now.

>>716261472
If you dislike Nintendo, the system won't do much to change your mind. If you've just not bothered for whatever reason, between Wii U ports, Switch 1 and Switch 2 games, you can play a lot of what you've missed.

>>716257993
There was that Indian doctor that stopped what looked like a surgery to console war about how great PlayStation was

>>716261793
Man, Switch 2 owners who skipped the Wii U and Switch 1 are gonna have the time of their lives

Three Houses was on sale today, so I bought it on my Switch 2 just as I finished DKB. So many good games on that system.

>>716261118
Yes, I generally play in my room upstairs, but I can always bring my Switch 2 to the living room and play in handled mode while just chatting a bit with my brother

>>716261793
>>716262027
I don't dislike nintendo, I've always just played games on pc. Besides zelda/DK/mario what are some other games that are must plays?

>>716262323
>what are some other games that are must plays?
Xenoblade is definitely one. Metroid both the 2d and 3d games, Super Mario RPG, Astral Chain, Splatoon is the best console shooter series ever made, what else... Oh, Kirby and Smash of course.

I for one have really enjoyed mario kart and DKB. i hope as more systems continue to sell that i can get consistently totally full lobbies in MKW online though, there was a noticable decrease during the splatfest and then DKB released and that took people away but i expect it to recover

>>716262323
If you like JRPG, consider the Xenoblade games. Divisive but I enjoyed them all quite a bit. X Definitive Edition I particularly enjoyed for the gameplay and exploration.
Kirby and the Forgotten Land is another great 3D platformer. Easy but well crafted, fun throughout.
Metroid Dread is a pretty solid return to 2D and offers a proper challenge. Prime 4 remains to be seen in its finished form but I have high hopes for that one. If you haven't played the first one, I'd say Prime Remastered is a must. It's pretty cheap too.
People are currently hyped about Bananza, but Returns and Tropical Freeze are also some great 2D platformers that are no cakewalk. TF is better.
Might be worth checking out Splatoon 3, but that's mostly for online play and I'm not sure how accessible to newcomers it is this late in the games lifespan. I only played around launch.
PH, and those Mario × Rabbids games are usually dirt cheap. The first one is a lot like X-Com, haven't played the second. It has a demo too IIRC, maybe check that out.

>>716262323
The kirby spinoff games with online co-op or multiplayer but only within the first year of their launch as the lobbies die off afterwards. be on the lookout for some they tend to shadowdrop.

>>716261118
it enables the comfiest gaming setup so yes

>>716238386
1.6 million of its June sales were in the US for what it's worth.

>>716262805
Do you regularly not get full lobbies in MKW? That was one of the main games I was planning on playing a lot

>>716263440
The way the ranking system works you may get a couple of bots, not really anything to worry about though as those robotic fucks are as good as real players.

>>716262581
>>716262926
>>716262965
thanks anons, I think I'm gonna buy it the next time I see it available

>>716263159
Me on the right

https://www.notebookcheck.net/Steam-Deck-2-and-Valve-home-console-in-the-works-as-quiet-Sony-partnership-hints-at-strategic-alliance.1065529.0.html
I'm starting to see why Snoys and Xbots are losing it at Nintendo and Valve. Valve is about to make entry into console market space for real this time. Sony is verifying their shit for Deck seeing it as their PlayStation handheld meaning I wouldn't be surprised if that in-house 2029 handheld gets canned. Microsoft's OEM direction will fail and they will go third party. Everyone will just get a Switch 2 and Steam Deck 2 since Microsoft and Sony will put all their games on them optimizing for them while fully going third party. lmao, Nintendo and Valve won hard. The Switch and Steam Deck were brilliant ideas.

>>716220824 (OP)
Are these stats ever adjusted for the size of the addressable market at time of release?

It's not really a good measurement of interest of the interest in a console if not.

>>716263831
If you did, the troon deck would have sold less than the virtual boy, kek

>>716263831
>Erm adjust for market size chud! It doesn't matter that nothing else is adjusted together!

>>716263665
A valve console would have nothing to offer. Its not portable like the Deck and PCfags will obviously prefer to stay on PC. It has no exclusives that are normalfag bait like God of War or Spider-Man either

>>716263831
Console sales peaked in 2008 in the US so the performance of the Switch 2 is even more impressive.

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>>716250774
This. Even though Nintendo considers their games evergreen, the install base is low because the console just launched so if they release too much up front at once the games might not sell as much as they could later on when the install base is higher. They

>>716264278
Thanks, Obama.

>>716264328
based and true.

>>716264218
The home console bit feels like speculation at best, chances are the Steam Deck 2 will just have a better dock ala Switch 2 that gives that home console experience with the Steam Controller 2. But Nintendo and Valve are pretty much taking over. If Valve were to ever try a home console again (I doubt it) it'll be through OEM Steam Machines again using the newer SteamOS.

>>716263831
nice cope fag

>>716264278
Console sales in general are much better during the last 10 years than they were in the 7th gen

>>716264463
The original Deck only sold like 4 million at best so how would a Deck 2 take over anything

>>716263831
holy cope

>>716263364
You mean in Japan? That’s the Famitsu number. I’d imagine the US is way higher.

>>716264852
The original Deck was an experiment sold directly to the consumer. The fact that it's basically the PC handheld market is insane. It actually being sold in stores like Wal-Mart and Target along with getting Nintendo-level marketing would be huge. It would also serve as an entry point to PlayStation and Xbox games giving you little reason to get another Sony/Microsoft console. It'll sell significantly more, it will never beat the Switch 2, of course, but it will make its mark in the game industry finally pulling gaming completely away from both Microsoft and Sony.

>>716220824 (OP)
Nintendo won

>>716221036
Adjust them for inflation? I would think they would dwarf the current state of the industry. The PS5 is on par hardware sales with PS4 but XSX is below Xbone and overall software and services is 1/3 of what it was in the prior gen at this same point. Largest it’s ever been in revenue maybe but who cares? $70 games today would have been $40 pre pandemic

>>716261472
>considers Nintendo "kiddy" and won't touch it for his "adult tastes"
>I haven't had a nintendo system in 20 years
>Posting on /v/ and saying that as a middle aged man.
>inb4 I was 2yo!
Gain some self awareness,

>>716265160
Wal-Mart and Target would devote as much space to it as VR since there is no incentive to sell anything other that consoles and maybe some accessories and gift cards

>>716265651
who said it was "kiddy"? are you ok, anon?

>>716265695
Sounds like cope, the future is clear and that future is Switch 2 and Steam Deck 2. PlayStation and Xbox will no longer exist in this coming era and all signs point to that.

>>716220824 (OP)
Going by released Pro Controller sales, it only sold about a million and a half in the US. 512k controllers, with a 33% attach rate.

>>716220880
Void really does summon a lot of shit at you during that fight.

>>716221347
>not deal with broken bullshit all the time
I hate how you guys talk about PC gaming like it's 1998.

>>716266085
Nintendo fans are completely oblivious to the outside world.

>>716220880
The final, final boss is the real framerate slayer.

>>716220880
>>716229828
It's because the fight takes place on a giant lava ball that's about half the size of BotW's starting area. That's a lot of voxels being generated, destroyed, and dynamically changing in real time during a fast-paced boss fight.

>>716221347
>playing GTA VI at 30fps
Thanks, but no thanks. I can wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTG1pJoxpN0
>only an hour and a half long for the 101%
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Man, tomorrow's meltdown is gonna be fun. See you guys there.

not as much as Bananza tho

>>716232585
>Nintendo had an entire interview to talk about
Pauline being added to DK
>They answer everything except for why she's a little girl now

>>716239828
Him and his lot are grifters trying to use Nintendo as a quick and easy way to garner clicks, same as the game "journalists" have been doing since the 00s

>>716242607
>PS5 Exclusive
Hopefully Kojima doesn't fall for it a third time

>>716266913
>why she's a little girl now
Because it's a prequel to Odyssey.

>716266573
Tripfag Eric getting queen frothing nald-sauce everywhere as usual, somehow finding a way to make /v/ even worse.

>>716245007
>The levels seem to have an indestructible skeleton below the surface and you can climb any surface
Exactly, they had enough foresight to make it so you can't get stuck even if you deleted literally all of the terrain possible so you can still progress to the end of the level. There's even spots where you can raise a column of regenerative terrain to go back up to checkpoints and whatnot. You just won't be able to get all of the bananas if you do shit like this.