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8/3/2025, 2:03:42 AM
>Dess was bored and wanted a smoke session.
>Went to Azzy for it, as per usual.
>Bratty and Pizzapants were invited too, they know where to get the best stuff.
>Asriel suggested inviting Papyrus, a newer friend of theirs.
>Papyrus invited them all to his house, since his brother doesn't care about anything.
>After a while Pizzapants is second-to-last in the circle, and starts freaking out after his smoke.
>"I'm telling you guys, it's a fucking conspiracy! Ice-E's branding is everywhere, and you think that's just ADVERTISEMENT!?!?"
>"Nah, man, it's INSIDIOUS! They want kids to WORSHIP that fuck! They want him in their every waking thought, ready and willing to spend money on his trash at any moment!!!!!!!!"
>The whole circle goes silent, most of them too high to have fully understood him.
>"Wow. I, like, totally don't care."
>"NYEH HEH HEH! ALLOW ME TO 'JOIN' IN THIS 'JOINT', FRIEND!"
>Pizzapants takes a minute to understand what Papyrus just said before handing him the joint.
>"SO, DESS WAS IT?"
>"Yo."
>"YOU PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT FEELS GOOD AND SMOKE COMES OUT, NYES?"
>"Weird way to say it but yeah, basically."
>"EXCELLENT!"
>Papyrus tosses the joint straight into his mouth, swallowing it.
>Everyone else just stares at him for a moment, either in shock, disbelief, or confusion.
>Bratty laughs stupidly after a while.
>"Hahaaaaa, he, like, ated iiiiiit, what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."
>Went to Azzy for it, as per usual.
>Bratty and Pizzapants were invited too, they know where to get the best stuff.
>Asriel suggested inviting Papyrus, a newer friend of theirs.
>Papyrus invited them all to his house, since his brother doesn't care about anything.
>After a while Pizzapants is second-to-last in the circle, and starts freaking out after his smoke.
>"I'm telling you guys, it's a fucking conspiracy! Ice-E's branding is everywhere, and you think that's just ADVERTISEMENT!?!?"
>"Nah, man, it's INSIDIOUS! They want kids to WORSHIP that fuck! They want him in their every waking thought, ready and willing to spend money on his trash at any moment!!!!!!!!"
>The whole circle goes silent, most of them too high to have fully understood him.
>"Wow. I, like, totally don't care."
>"NYEH HEH HEH! ALLOW ME TO 'JOIN' IN THIS 'JOINT', FRIEND!"
>Pizzapants takes a minute to understand what Papyrus just said before handing him the joint.
>"SO, DESS WAS IT?"
>"Yo."
>"YOU PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT FEELS GOOD AND SMOKE COMES OUT, NYES?"
>"Weird way to say it but yeah, basically."
>"EXCELLENT!"
>Papyrus tosses the joint straight into his mouth, swallowing it.
>Everyone else just stares at him for a moment, either in shock, disbelief, or confusion.
>Bratty laughs stupidly after a while.
>"Hahaaaaa, he, like, ated iiiiiit, what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck."
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