Uruguayans LOVE Flamengo (meaning we have another 20 million supporters!). We also love uruguayans, Most of our main squad is actually the Uruguayan national team (yes, the 4-time world champions). FIFA ruled that Flamengo would play this tournament representing Uruguay, thats why there are no uruguayan teams and also the reason why all the other brazillian teams suck. The Japanese also love Flamengo. The LEGEND Zico played for Flamengo, which means Flamengo is the default choice for the Japanese. This gives us another 200 million supporters, making Flamengo the largest team in the solar system even if you include the indians. Said indians will jump ship from Shitty after Flamengo wins this tournament. Let's face it: no one can stop Flamengo. We are currently well rested since it's the start of our league. Our players have only played 40 matches this season. Also we have only lost one match in the league so far, against the second place team. That match was only lost since one of our former players is now in that other team, we wanted to be nice to him as a thank you gift. It's actually kind of sad that FLamengo is so dominant. Other Rio teams get demotivated since they know Flamengo is going to win in the end, which makes them get relegated. Fluminense, another team from Rio that is in the Club World Cup, was in the third tier the last time we won the cwc. Meanwhile, Flamengo has NEVER been relegated. The only other South American team to do that is São Paulo, who paid to not be relegated.
In conclusion, Flamengo is the most honest team in Brazil, while still being the most successful in the world. Flamengo is a shining beacon of hope that proves that you can still be successful in Brazil despite being honest. We hope you enjoy playing (and losing) against us, like the other brazillian teams do.