In preparation for our match in less than 12 hours, I will fill you in on some details about South American football.
Flamengo has been the undisputed biggest team in South America for the past 40+ years, in all ways. Flamengo doesn't only have the most titles, we have the most supporters (or twisters as we call them) in Brazil: 50 million brazilians are Flamengo fans. This is actually the most out of any team in the world if you exclude indians. Since Spain only has 48 million people, Real Madrid and Barcelona can at most have half of the fans Flamengo has.
As I mentioned before, Flamengo also has the most titles out of any team in the world. Despite Palmeiras buying over 10 titles this decade (fax titles as we call them - they donated great sums of money to our confederation, so they were awarded 15 retroactive titles, which are all they have), Flamengo still has the most trophies in the world with over 200 titles. 100 of those are from a regional tournament (more than Botafogo and Fluminense combined, they are from the same state), 50 of those are from the brazilian league, that has been dominated by Flamengo since it started a hundred years ago. Actually, a rule was implemented to stop Flamengo from winning too much, we can't win too many titles in a row so we have to let the other teams win sometimes. Another 50 are from the Brazil Cup, which happens alongside the league and is played by all teams in the country. Flamengo treats it like a charity since we often play against small teams. It's the dream of all players to play against Flamengo, everyone wants to be our rival. The remaining 20 trophies are from international competitions, like the Libertadores, where Flamengo can finally stop playing nice. We rule Libertadores as absolute tyrants. Mexico dropped out of the Libertadores after it was ruled brazilian teams could also win instead of just uruguayans. Speaking of uruguayans, they are also big fans of Flamengo [continues in the next post]

cringe larp
very gay
sage!

Uruguayans LOVE Flamengo (meaning we have another 20 million supporters!). We also love uruguayans, Most of our main squad is actually the Uruguayan national team (yes, the 4-time world champions). FIFA ruled that Flamengo would play this tournament representing Uruguay, thats why there are no uruguayan teams and also the reason why all the other brazillian teams suck. The Japanese also love Flamengo. The LEGEND Zico played for Flamengo, which means Flamengo is the default choice for the Japanese. This gives us another 200 million supporters, making Flamengo the largest team in the solar system even if you include the indians. Said indians will jump ship from Shitty after Flamengo wins this tournament. Let's face it: no one can stop Flamengo. We are currently well rested since it's the start of our league. Our players have only played 40 matches this season. Also we have only lost one match in the league so far, against the second place team. That match was only lost since one of our former players is now in that other team, we wanted to be nice to him as a thank you gift. It's actually kind of sad that FLamengo is so dominant. Other Rio teams get demotivated since they know Flamengo is going to win in the end, which makes them get relegated. Fluminense, another team from Rio that is in the Club World Cup, was in the third tier the last time we won the cwc. Meanwhile, Flamengo has NEVER been relegated. The only other South American team to do that is São Paulo, who paid to not be relegated.
In conclusion, Flamengo is the most honest team in Brazil, while still being the most successful in the world. Flamengo is a shining beacon of hope that proves that you can still be successful in Brazil despite being honest. We hope you enjoy playing (and losing) against us, like the other brazillian teams do.

>>149228584 (OP)
.>>149228707
Bro you wrote too much

>>149228731
I get excited when talking about FLamengo, I will make a shorter post

>>149228584 (OP)
Will be hilarious to come back here after chelsea ravages their ass

FACTS:
-Flamengo is the largest team in the world, with over 60 million paid supporters;
-Flamengo has the highest average of people coming to matches;
-Flamengo has the most titles in South America, with more local titles than everyone else in their state combined;
-Flamengo is actually just the Uruguayan national team, 4-time world champions and the strongest in South America right now;
-Flamengo WILL win against your team.

Another fun fact: Kanye West's most recent album "Vultures" is dedicated to Flamengo, whose mascot is a vulture.

>>149228584 (OP)
That being said

>>149228858
This match will be the highlight of their lives, even if they know they are going to lose. The one who scores on their 5-1 loss will be blessed for the rest of their life.

Vibes

I am glad everyone in the world will be able to experience Flamengo

>>149228902
why does flamengo dog have a fez

>>149228584 (OP)
what kind of bird is that

>>149228797
>Flamengo has the highest average of people coming to matches;
in Brazil?

reminder

Flamerda was dead until 2019

>>149228584 (OP)
Yea yea, wtvr we re going to fuck you in the butt

>>149229299
Inside brazilian joke.
It means they dont win titles only smell them

>>149229540
Thats gay ngl

você pensa que flamengo é time??????

FACTS ABOUT FLAMERDA:
-it's the designated favela nigger team, if brazil's average IQ is 83 is thanks to their fanbase
-only has the biggest fanbase because they're helped by Globo (the biggest tv channel that held soccer tv rights until recently)
-KILLED 10 INNOCENT CHILDREN in 2019
-one of their biggest idols is "Goleiro Bruno" who killed his son's mother and fed her corpse to the dogs
-Some other notable player that played there: Bruno Henrique (is going to jail thanks to bets), Paquetá, Monicius Jr

>>149229356

its buzz buzzard from woody woodpecker
that's flamengo's mascot

>>149229580
Seething BTFOgo nigger

>>149228797
>60 million
Interviewing 10k people and doing a percentage multiplied by Brazil’s total population doesn’t mean flamerda has 60 million supporters. And InBependiente is twice as big as flanegro.

>>149229589
wrong

>>149228797
>Flamengo is actually just the Uruguayan national team
FLAMENGO SELECAO

>>149229625
S-Seething gremista?

I saw a guy in a Flamengo jersey today. Having said that Vinicius will always be a nigger.

>>149228584 (OP)
>Flamengo has been the undisputed biggest team in South America for the past 40+ years
If this is the case, why haven't they won as many Libertadores as Boca or River then

Flanegros can’t into math. He won’t reply to me

Mulambo imundo
Filho da puta

>>149229652
not a flameme fan but brazilians used to get robbed all the time at Libertadores, Argies barely reach finals these days because of VAR. Ofc that's not the case of Flameme, they went 40 years without even reaching the final

>naming your club after a gay bird

>>149229749
this

>>149229580
interesting
well i just have to support Mineiro now

>>149228584 (OP)
all of this is true

Flamengo is literally the India of football.

>>149228858
kino kit
kino crest
kino club

>>149228584 (OP)
All I know is that one anon that posts the vegeta photo is based and for that I'll support your team in this tournament.

>>149230244
That was a vascaino saar, flamengo number 1 saar

>it's a rio team so anyone who supports it is black or pardo
noted.
>it's a tunesian team so tradcath papists will be seething like mad if they lose
noted.
a good /int/ernational competition.

>>149230258
This one? It’s actually EC Vitoria, not Flamengo

>>149230392
Oh yeah that one, crest and colors look very similar. Please forgive me I am retarded.

>>149229446
miss dis nigga like you wouldnt believe

>>149229435
Yes and that's actually true
I can't post images but Flamengo has a 49k average this year, Corinthians comes second with 43k

>>149229652
Indepiendente bros.....

>>149229446
Deyvinho wouldnt have lost that goal against porto

>>149229597
Flamengo actually has 80 million supporters in Brazil, that anon was getting numbers from 2010

>>149230258
>>149230392
>>149230458
Flamengo inspired many small teams

>>149229652
Brazilians were not allowed to win until recently

>>149230541
Vitoria seems like if Fluminense and Flamengo made sex and then just abandoned this weird son on Bahia. Btw, they created the best chant of the whole brasileirão.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Z3Paex8YI

>>149228584 (OP)
happy for you
or sorry that happened

Wtf I love flamengo now

>>149228584 (OP)
Palmeiras really broke you urubus mind

>>149228584 (OP)
>We rule Libertadores as absolute tyrants.
oh nonononono

>>149229580
kwab

>>149229580
AND STILL RENT FREE ON PALMERDENSE'S HEAD, LIL NIGGA COULDNT BEAT PORTOS SHIT B TEAM

Gavioes >>>>>>>>> Flamenco

>>149231108
you have to go back, gabriel
voting for the chud party will not save your from deportation

why has brazil dominates the copa libertadores in recent yearas??

>>149228584 (OP)
I like Flamengo yeah, but find Gremio gear more collectible (sorry flabro). Hope our shitters do something today

>>149230721
this is terminally insane, love that tune

>>149231345
Brazilian teams have way more money than the average hispanic team. Especially Flamengo and Palmeiras.

>>149231250

never heard of them

>>149231126
Mexico, you used to be cool

>>149228707
>>149228797
This is how Sheffield Wednesday fans talk about themselves. Sounds like a subtle parody, quite uncanny.

Pretty sure Flamingo was reborn in 2019. Before that it was pretty garbage.

>>149228584 (OP)
>fanfic fanfic fanfic

>>149228584 (OP)
Rest of the world bros... how can we even compete with mengão malvadão after reading those facts

>>149229652
Brazilians unironically did not care about Copa Libertadores until fairly recently. Why? Because Brazilian clubs already played state league and the national cup, which was essentially a Copa Libertadores of all state leagues.

Also, every time a Brazilian club got far after they started caring, refs would steal matches in favor of Boca and River. This is not a one time or one team thing, and they did not hide it either.

So Copalib can only be taken seriously after around the mid 2000s, besides that it was a meme trophy

How are we feeling malvadãobros

>>149228858
Hello

>>149243143
My zika worked.
Your welcome

>>149229540
Good game nafribro, good luck against LAwhatever

>>149243167
mufaGOD I genuflect

MORE FACTS:
Flamengo has the best defense in the brazilian league this year, suffering only 4 goals while scoring 24.

>>149243229
Also the best attack! Cruzeiro (2nd place) and Mirassol (9th place) are the next highest scorers with 17 goals each. The next best defense is from Botafogo (7 goals conceded, 8th place). Mirassol are literal whos that had never heen in the first tier so it's quite impressive they arent last.

>>149231345
Because Copa libertadores started giving more money so now they care more.

>>149228584 (OP)
False flag

FACTS:

Sao Paulo FC is the biggest club in Brazil still and often cucks Flamengo

Fun fact about flamengo: they're niggers.

>>149229446
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They play in a city that makes NFL giganiggas feel unsafe

>>149230517
For me, it’s Culo Culo

>>149244418
I'm pretty sure this would have been in Sao Paulo, not Rio.
And I'm also pretty sure it's blown out of proportion.

>Flamengo Titles
INTERNACIONAIS

Mundial interclubes - 1981
Taça Libertadores da América - 1981, 2019, 2022
Copa Mercosul - 1999
Copa Ouro Sul-americana - 1996 (invicto)
Recopa Sul-Americana - 2020

NACIONAIS E INTERESTADUAIS

Campeonato Brasileiro (8 títulos) - 1980, 1982, 1983, 1987, 1992, 2009, 2019 e 2020
Copa do Brasil - 1990 (invicto), 2006, 2013, 2022 e 2024
Supercopa do Brasil - 2020 e 2021
Torneio Rio-São Paulo - 1940 e 1961
Copa dos Campeões Regionais - 2001
Copa dos Campeões Mundiais - 1997 (invicto)
Taça dos Campeões Estaduais - 1956
Taça dos Campeões Brasileiros - 1992
Torneio do Povo - 1972

ESTADUAIS

Campeonato Carioca - (37 títulos) 1914, 1915 (invicto) 1920 (invicto), 1921, 1925, 1927, 1939, 1942, 1943, 1944, 1953, 1954, 1955, 1963, 1965, 1972, 1974, 1978, 1979, 1979 (especial - invicto), 1981, 1986, 1991, 1996 (invicto), 1999, 2000, 2001, 2004, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011 (invicto), 2014, 2017 (invicto), 2019, 2020 e 2021.
Taça Guanabara - (23 títulos) 1970, 1972 (invicto), 1973 (invicto), 1978, 1979, 1980 (invicto), 1981, 1982, 1984, 1988, 1989 (invicto), 1995, 1996 (invicto), 1999 (invicto), 2001, 2004, 2007, 2008, 2011 (invicto), 2014, 2018, 2020 e 2021.
Taça Rio (10 títulos) - 1978 (invicto), 1983, 1985 (invicto), 1986, 1991(invicto), 1996 (invicto), 2000, 2009, 2011 (invicto) e 2019, 2020, 2021, 2024 e 2025.
Taça da Capital do Rio de Janeiro - 1991 (invicto) e 1993.
Copa Rio - 1991 (invicto).
Torneio Extra do Rio de Janeiro - 1934.
Torneio Aberto do Rio de Janeiro - 1936 (invicto).
Torneio Relâmpago do Rio de Janeiro - 1943.
Copa Record - 2005
Torneio Início do Campeonato Carioca - (6 títulos) 1920, 1922, 1946, 1951, 1952, 1959

TORNEIOS NO EXTERIOR

Torneio Quadrangular de Lima (Peru) - 1952
Torneio Quadrangular da Argentina - 1953
Torneio Quadrangular de Israel - 1958
Torneio Hexagonal do Peru - 1959
Torneio Octagonal de Verão - 1961
Torneio Quadrangular da Tunísia - 1962
Troféu Naranja (Espanha) - 1964 e 1986)
Torneio Quadrangular do Equador - 1966
Torneio Quadrangular de Marrocos - 1968
Torneio Palma de Mallorca (Espanha) - 1978
Troféu Ramón de Carranza (Espanha) - 1979 e 1980
Troféu Ciudad de Santander (Espanha) - 1980
Capa Punta del Este (Uruguai) - 1981
Torneio Internacional de Nápoles (Itália) - 1981
Torneio Air Gabon (Gabão) - 1987
Torneio Internacional de Angola - 1987
Copa Kirin (Japão) - 1988
Troféu Colombino (Espanha) - 1988
Torneio de Hamburgo (Alemanha Ocidental) - 1989
Capa Marlboro (Estados Unidos) - 1990
Taça Libertad (Argentina) - 1993
Torneio See'94 (Malásia) - 1994
Florida Cup - 2019

TORNEIOS INTERNACIONAIS NO BRASIL

Torneio Internacional do Rio de Janeiro - 1954 e 1955
Torneio Internacional do Morumbi - 1957
Torneio Internacional de Verão - 1970 e 1972
Torneio QUadrangular Internacional de Goiás - 1975

TORNEIOS INTERESTADUAIS

Torneio Triangular de Curitiba - 1953
Torneio Triangular de Goiás - 1965
Torneio Quadrangular do Espírito Santo - 1965
Torneio 320 Anos de Jundiaí (SP) - 1975
Torneio Elmo Serejo (DF) - 1976
Torneio Inauguração do Estádio José Fragelli em Cuiabá/MT - 1976
Torneio Quadrangular de Varginha (MG) - 1990
Torneio Cidade de Brasília - 1997

TORNEIOS MUNICIPAIS / ESTADUAIS

Taça Madame Gaby Coelho Netto - 1916
Troféu América Fabril - 1919 e 1922

The first participation of Flamengo athletes in the Olympics took place at the Los Angeles Games in 1932, with Antônio Rebello Junior, José Pichler de Campos and Fernando Nabuco de Abreu, all rowing.

A single Herculean, Historic Club has more Olympic Medals than a vast majority of countries.

*yawn* boca is way bigger nigga

>>149228584 (OP)
Shit team
This looks like a trikaschizo thread sans the Jews
Are all huesilians autistic?

>>149244894
Flamengo is also the team that sent the most athletes to the olympics in 2024!
(and in history)

which brazilian team is the whitest? which one should you support? I'm guessing a club from Sao Paulo or Belo Horizonte?

>>149246280
All teams are pretty mixed, I can't think of any that is particularly white. If you consider pic related white, then the best I could find is Coritiba (currently in the second division).
Belo Horizonte teams may seem popular but it's just because the state of Minas Gerais export lots of people to the rest of Brazil. People who are not from there don't really care about Belo Horizonte clubs. That also means they are the most neutral choice. If you choose a team from São Paulo, fans from the other teams will laugh at you.

>>149246280
Gremio

>>149246280
Bahia

>>149246371
>>149246378
>Gremio
>Rio Grande do Sul
that's where all the Germans live, some of them even speak my dialect. How is that club viewed in Brazil?

>>149246400
Grêmios was funded by German immigrants.
They have 3 libertadores and 5 Brazilian cups
But they also have only 2 Brazilian leagues and 3 relegations so they in a limbo between being a big club and a medium one
They also have a nice stadium, but their fans are mostly located in Rio grande do Sul so they don’t have nation wide fan base

>>149246400
bbbremio was eliminated from copa do brasil once because of racism lol, only case ever in whole of football, they are lazio lite

>>149246400
Gremio and Internacional used to be feared when I was a kid, now they are kind of a joke. 15-20 years ago all games in the south were hard fought.
They don't have a nation-wide fanbase but they are known to be passionate and agressive. Maybe it's because I lived in the south half of my life, but I think people care more about Inter and Gremio than the two from Belo Horizonte.

>>149246442
>lazio lite
that would be Athletico Paranaense, despite being pardos as fuck, their ultras like to pretend they're some kind of SS

>>149228584 (OP)
why did you copy our 2014 away kit design?

>>149247313
Is common knowledge germany paid a homage to Flamengo. Your welcome

>>149247313
We basically won that world cup for you
If you bring back the Mengão kit unlimited victories will follow

>>149228584 (OP)
>50 million Brazilians are Flamengo fans
Considering there's no way 50 million people are from the club's general area, that's a lot of customers. Can't wait to see Dortmund tear you a new one

So is this the
>Schalke
of Huezil?

>>149248008
Dortmunt just got assblasted by our son Fluminense

>>149247313
https://youtu.be/1j-PBZFh_g0
the auto-translation is almost ok

>>149253264
nvm the auto translation is shite

>>149228584 (OP)
Thanks bro. I decided I am a Flamengo fan but didn't know much about their history except that Zico played for them.
I bought this pic related shirt to wear when I play 5-a-side. It's their 1981 shirt from when the BTFO of Liverpool in the Intercontinental Cup.

>>149246400
Hunshücich? They talk Riograndenser Hunshücich there, it's so bastardized yo can barely still call it German.

>>149243565
left = soul
right = wannabe crackers

>>149257720
>Riograndenser Hunshücich
> Hunshücich
meant Hunsrückisch

>>149228584 (OP)

This is unironically how most flamenguistas think and I'm being 100% serious. I've seen niggas argue 2019's Flamengo would win the UCL.

>>149258507
Nigger, Monterrey is winning against Internazionale. Flamengo would trash whoever went to the final against Liverpool in 2019

>>149258507
2019 Flamengo is quite literally the second best team ever in the history of the sport just a little bit behind 1981 Flamengo
At the mundial we were too tired + Lincoln is retarded

>>149259467
>>149260253
You guys forget you barely beat River Plate.

>>149233420
The starting XI that River fielded against Mineiro on the last Libertadores semifinal was more expensive than Mineiro's, its not that the money is lacking, its just that their management is retarded and refuses to sign proper players. Is the rest of the league suffering from economical issues? Yes, but the teams that arent really shouldnt be performing as badly as they have. Chelsea and City have been class for England with all the money they have, Bayern, Madrid, PSG, all of them have money and know how to spend it. River and Boca keep spending on mediocre players and retirement home dwellers

>>149260328
Beside the fact that that was the best River Plate of all time you also have to consider that we killed them eternally after that final and they will never win anything again
We also killed Gallardo's career somehow