if i was Jewish i would be
politically connected
financially sound
have a strong community
be able to promote my race
have racial superiority
be able to bomb brown kids with little blowback
have sex with all the hottest movie stars
control the most powerful politicians
have better access to abigail shapiro

man... i want to be Jewish so bad

I love Jews
I love Israel
I even love Bibi and the whole Israeli government
C'mon, just think of all the things you could do if you were Jewish.
You can have a great time with a community that values race and family values.
Be instantly connected at birth.
Promote your race on the big screen
Control all the money
Have the biggest religion in the world consider you his chosen people.
Jews really are the best and I wish I was one.