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6/22/2025, 9:03:20 PM
>be me, 18
>fresh out of high school
>ready to kick some commie ass
>join army
>get deployed to Canada
>work my way up ranks
>forget that im targeting humans
>ffw a few months
>I’m commanding death squads and ordering mass graves to be built
>gain the nickname “Nate the Rake”
>accidentally kill an entire spy ring of Canadian defectors
>get arrested for war crimes and put on trial
>absolute cutie defends me
>use attorney-client privelige to go flirt, fall in love, etc
>she succeeds in defending me
>do a courthouse wedding literal minutes after being declared not guilty
>we get married
>write a book about my time in the army
>does well enough for me to retire
>wife still does her lawyer stuff because she likes the job
>ffw a few years, got a kid, a house and a Mr Handy
>vault tec rep interrupts my lazy Saturday
>go through his bullshit forms and he leaves
>gonna go out to the park with my wife, Nora, later today
Say. His. Name.
>fresh out of high school
>ready to kick some commie ass
>join army
>get deployed to Canada
>work my way up ranks
>forget that im targeting humans
>ffw a few months
>I’m commanding death squads and ordering mass graves to be built
>gain the nickname “Nate the Rake”
>accidentally kill an entire spy ring of Canadian defectors
>get arrested for war crimes and put on trial
>absolute cutie defends me
>use attorney-client privelige to go flirt, fall in love, etc
>she succeeds in defending me
>do a courthouse wedding literal minutes after being declared not guilty
>we get married
>write a book about my time in the army
>does well enough for me to retire
>wife still does her lawyer stuff because she likes the job
>ffw a few years, got a kid, a house and a Mr Handy
>vault tec rep interrupts my lazy Saturday
>go through his bullshit forms and he leaves
>gonna go out to the park with my wife, Nora, later today
Say. His. Name.
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