>donates $0 to the Weasley family

Why the hell should he donate? They’re basically the wizarding equivalent of a Section 8 household with a dozen kids, a flying car held together with spit and spells, and a dad whose life’s work is reverse-engineering Muggle microwaves like he’s Nikola Tesla with brain damage.

You’re telling me they live in a world where people can conjure literal food, teleport across continents, and fix bones with a flick of a wand...yet the Weasleys are out here wearing hand-me-down robes and sending howlers over textbook costs? Bro just duplicate a Galleon or hit Gringotts with a Confundus charm. Fraud is legal when it’s whimsical.

And Arthur? This man wakes up every day and chooses poverty. He works for the Ministry's equivalent of the DMV, obsesses over plug sockets, and lets his kids get bullied by rich necromancer spawn because he refuses to just enchant his resume. Like bruh, slap a "Prestige Aura +2" on yourself and apply for a better job. Or ask Dumbledore for hazard pay considering how often your kids get nearly murdered at school.