going to a wedding soon and dadberg has phoned me twice now to confirm that I will be driving to the wedding. It's not that he's needing a lift, it's because he's afraid I'll get hammered and embarass him. Of course he can't say this so he makes a big song and dance about how I will absolutely need to drive to the venue as there's simply no other way for me to get there

going to walk 5 miles to get there in my suit then get steaming