chappell edish

>>212950890 (OP)
that bitch a racist

watched GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES and it was not as good as people claim it is but still quite good
Toy Story and Monsters Inc and the like are better (with all due respect)

It’s my birthday

>>212950905
>GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES
Watched it when I was like 12 or some shit and it was very boring to me at the time

>>212950924
HOORAY
Hope you've booked Monday off
You need to order a fancy takeaway and get some bevvies in
Let's fucking GO

>>212950908
howling at this

It's actually scary how much I don't give a shit lmao

>>212950951
I don’t drink but I’ll make sure to order a kebab just for you

>>212950883
I would say any kind of ideology that apes religious traditionalism and shuns technology would work

also if god and christianity is true then it's irrelevant whether the world is fully white or brown or whatever, since we're all god's equal creations, that's why diego loves browns and muslims so much

>>212950924
what's the damage 4292?
big 30? past that?

>>212950979
by bevvies I obviously meant pepsi max
I don't drink either (not brown)

>>212950979
with 3 pots of burger sauce

>>212950998

>>212950992
Prefer not to say (yes)

>>212950924
happy birthday, friend

Maybe I'll go buy some mf kratom y'all, whooooo's with me? Maybe I'll start drinking again tho shit. Shit. That's what a real nigga sounds like man ahaha you know what I'm saying

>>212951086
Why are you talking a ghetto ape?

>>212950924
Here is ur hat >*

>>212951115
That's the real me you know what I'm saying... tired of wearing mask to fit in here and there, I want get in there instead with them you know what I'm saying

how often do you wankeroo?

I'd love to have pooey sex with Emma Watson.

>>212951188
3 a week probably. Started making me feel guilty and sad afterwards though which apparently is a sign of low T I heard on a podcast.

>>212951232

Mental that women's sexy place is right next door to the place they poo from.

America circumcising half of kids because jews do it I dunno may as well

is /brit/ fixed

Any Bombaklaat man in

>>212951398
It was only ever broken

>>212951188
Once per day

dogshit filtered flag thread

We used to be a serious country

woke up feeling like shit as always

I have a cracker

*update* I ate the cracker

>>212951598
didn't the UK just start allowing children to vote
seems like bigger news to me if true

>>212951615
a classic ritz i hope

>>212951630
Yesterday was it? Yes totally off the news agenda now.

I'm tired of eating same pasta and sausages everyday but I don't even know what else there is to eat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jmI-WUNWPA

Ever notice how many "men" speak with swishy, flamboyant, effeminate voices and/or otherwise talk and walk like flaming faggots?

>>212951646
Saltine I'm afraid

remembered how aussies in /brit/ have no schizos and realized they are all in aus/pol/

poor catberg got left out in the rain
no idea how long he was out there

I have a box that seemingly has infinite food
When I enter a room light appears
Catberg must think I'm god

Can only imagine there's a few spoiled milk toots up there, and maybe a chocolate bar made specially for your truly.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752975192916245.mp4
doesn't look too pleased about this

Any of you lads every shagged a prostitute?
Is transactional sex weird since the emotion is inherently not there?

I mog about 90% of cunts in here

>>212952111
Lachlan used to post about him fucking one every night but he probably overdosed

>>212952127
Is that what mummy tells you?

New Harry Potter show looks great with the exception of the horribly miscast Snape.

>>212952153
Yup

The current listen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witchfinder_General_(band)

the king should shut down parliament

>>212952308
I figured.

>>212952272
>see fit trannard
>click their profile
>onlyfans link

>>212950897
how so?

>>212952347
kinda weird you'd willingly seek out troons
bizzare that you're ok with being a faggot

>>212950924
happy birthday mate

>>212952381
it’s 2025 rorke i like looking at pretty women
grow up

>>212952347
so what? now you can't get married?

>>212952332
Yeah, yeah...
I'm the fucking king, man.
I ride a motorcycle in East Hollywood.
I ride a motorcycle in L.A.

>>212952390
just a pattern

>>212952347
have you considered that the reason you're seeing them is because they're promoting their onlyfans genius

>>212952406
Not relevant to my point mate

>>212952398
Fuck off Jim Morrison

>>212951748
How can you live like this

I'm ready

>>212952435
Little queer.

>>212952434
how is it not? the reason you don't see fit trans who aren't promoting their onlyfans is because they're don't need to post smut as part of their job

Three young women, above Pier Head, Liverpool, 1985, photo by Tom Wood, known as 'photie man'

Today I shall face my greatest non-wanking test
the missus is out at her parents, I am home alone

I must resist

>>212952499
There is no fit trans without an onlyfans in this evil world which wants to hurt them

sunday nap toil looms

>>212952512
obviously not true
mongs see "patterns" which are just selection bias because they're mongs who lack critical thinking skills

>>212952520
Simply won’t be able to find one mate
I’m far more the expert on this matter

>>212952517
My mate is dating an aussie bird (think she's from Melbourne) who's over here in London on a working visa to be a nurse, so are all of her mates.

Can you explain to me what goes through an Aussie person's head to look at London and the dismal quality of life for people here (particularly nurses) and go "yeah I'd love to trade in my comfy life in the sun for that"

>>212952517
I don’t take naps man

>>212952534
Must be the beans, bangers and mash mate
Peng, lush, scrannable

might call toil and tell them im sick

Just got home form a ngiht out I'm like 80% sure that I made out with a lad for like 10 minutes

>>212952561
I do love beans bangers and mash tbf

>>212952534
Some Aussies use the UK as a base for a few years and do holidays and weekend trips around Europe before returning to Australia to settle down. Also Australian cities are boring so if you like city life London is appealing.

this is why i hate night shift

Roblox is like zoomer second life now, it has mic chat and dating servers and stuff

>>212952615
>dating servers and stuff
it's called grooming

>>212952615
was just on there playing some slop with friends kek
easy as fuck to get the foids giggling on vc just put on a cute avatar with funny clothes and tell jokes

>>212952550
Nothing better pure relaxation bliss

Too hot

>>212952634

met my wife on roblox

>>212952637
https://youtube.com/shorts/IjP1uLHp3rc

doing pretty good desu

>>212952667
you have to show id to voice chat it’s alright

>>212952691
not done a single one of these

>>212952701
racismlad

>>212952685
fuck shane

>>212952668
Sounds like something a Jew boy would do.

Gn Brit

think i disposed of the evidence successfully

eat the cannoli

>>212952762
Looks like Elton John's farted on it

too many troons in thread

>>212952742
Awwww.
Night night sweetie snookums.
*changes your diaper*
*powders your bum bum*
*strokes your hair*
*chokes back tears*
My boy, my sweet baby boy...

>>212952792
corr spaff

what would you post if you had access to any flag you want

>>212952801
ummmm

>>212950924
happy birthday!

>>212952792
MAMA MAMA
CHOKE ME WITH YOUR THIGHS MAMA
GOO GOO GA GA TAKE A POO POO IN MY MOUTH MAMA MAMA
SHOVE THE DILDO IN MY ASS
GOO GOO GA GA PEE PEE POO POO BUM BUM
*incoherent crying, slobbering, homosexual Jew boy sounds*

>>212952812
i would post pro america shid using an Aussie flag when rage brucie is yelling at yanks, for a laff

>gay porn
grow up

>>212952871
Good post

>>212952855
lol

Astronomer’s HR chief Kristin Cabot seen with her husband and wedding ring in this picture taken just before the Coldplay concert.

might as well xx

>>212952871
I don't think "they" grow out homosexuality.
As a matter of fact I know they don't.

>>212952871

Men with pussies and women with cocks is some dystopian poop even Huxley couldn't have forseen

Another little Jewish faggot with a fake penis.

>7am
>Yanks and Maple Yanks gabbing about gays, trannies and jews

Take a day off lads

I wish i had a cosplay gf

>>212952790

>>212952886
these are some of the easiest yous i get on 4chan

>>212953029
Sorry bong it's 11 pm here. I'll try to be more topical

my smelly bedroom may be an absolute shit heap but at least I've just spent 20 minutes perfectly organising my images folder

Apologize babe, that's literally all you have to do...that and fart in my face.

>>212953090
it's 11:19

>>212953111
>mexican timezone

might wank to some jav

sucking a tea in my flat (that I own) in York

>>212953125
dangerous and downright stupid

>>212953111
11.23 actually westie bestie

>>212953140
alri trillionaire
t. hullfreak

>>212953118
que?

>>212953037
Fucked up face from surgery. Fucked up body from surgery. Fake tits, fake ass. Tattoos. A wig and some stupid novelty shit.

These whores are everywhere. you can find one anywhere.

>>212953158
stop being so bitter you mong

>>212953158
but enough about you

cumming on a niggers head

>>212953158
My nigga you seem mentally ill

My nigga you seem like you have been prescribed some pills by a doctor and you dont take them because they "Make you feel crazy".

going to a wedding soon and dadberg has phoned me twice now to confirm that I will be driving to the wedding. It's not that he's needing a lift, it's because he's afraid I'll get hammered and embarass him. Of course he can't say this so he makes a big song and dance about how I will absolutely need to drive to the venue as there's simply no other way for me to get there

going to walk 5 miles to get there in my suit then get steaming

>>212953163
how you handling the heat horsemong

reckon she'd sort me, and if not, her gay brother probably has the same ass

if I had a gf I'd make her cosplay as twilek though it would probably be too complicated because of full body paint and fake lekkus that always look like shit

>>212953175
Sublime post this one
Only come round once every few months

>>212953029
>bradleyposting at 7am
grow up

>>212953173
oh honey

>>212953179
heat and swarms of flying insects isn’t doing them any good outside unfortunately, so we put them in the stable during daytime
for me? extra-toil during the weekend

<3

>>212953187
if i had a gf id put my penis in her vagina if you catch my drift

>>212953207
give him a big kiss from all the /brop/ lads x

>>212953207
Do you ever, yknow?

>>212953238
it’s a her, this is a him
and they get quite the kisses from us x
>>212953240
erm..

Up early for stupid hopeless freak toilet
Not missed a day in 30 years

touch the shiny horsies

>>212953262
he looks unhappy go in and give him a big hug and maybe a mobile phone with tiktok on it

>if I had a gf

drinking aspirin-flavoured water

poo

you'll be shocked by what happens next

preemptively umming at the first post of the next thread

um um UM

sir nonce poster

jav wank completed

dtfic

Emma Watson playing field hockey with "British" school children.

should I get one hand soap or one candle or one hand soap and two candles or one candle and two hand soaps?

>>212953412
Everyone in that photograph is Jewish.
Watson included.

>>212953436
everyone on earth is jewish
the true redpill

>>212953435
what candle scent

Can't get back to sleep

>>212953472
not sure yet
whatever smells good at the shop

>>212953453
Christian bullshit.

>>212953492
get 1 really expensive candle
soap's for poofters

had a sex dream about ruby granger again

>>212953523
ok
I already have enough hand soap for the rest of the summer anyway and probably the autumn as well

>>212953530

New video just dropped god bless and happy sunday
https://youtu.be/fIXqRx2hokc

I wake up loads during the night
But I always go back to sleep so I don't really care
Reckon you've got to be a bit of a brainlet to just be dead to the earth all night

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>>212953556
you're clearly defective if you repeatedly wake up

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

If you're proudest moment is holding a fish, please swipe left. Looking for someone to do life with.

got a bad habit of switching lanes without looking properly and getting beeped at by the driver behind me, surprised i haven't had a crash yet
in my defence though, the lanes had always been clear earlier so the only way they could've been that close to me is if they were speeding

>>212953481
same been on my phone for half an hour now too its over

At Vodafone, our aim is to create a digital society that includes everyone and helps protect the planet. We believe superfast connectivity and technology is the key to unlocking the UK’s potential. We’re connecting people, businesses, and communities, so everyone can tap into the benefits of a digital society.
#TheNationsNetwork

>>212953583
daddy touched the carp in the fountain two saturdays ago

>>212953582
groundhog day man is here

>>212953530
A sex dream? Oh boy I sure do love those...
Gee whizz, Sally. Now I ain't meaning to seem too forward or nothin' b-b-b-but you ain't never had no dream about me like that, had ya?

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

imagine being a 58 year old femboy

>>212953573
why?
I don't feel tired at all and i still spend a lot of total time asleep. I'm still clearly hitting deep sleep so I don't see why it matters. I dream very heavily also

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

think waking up frequently only matters if you struggle to get back to sleep

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>212953605
femgrandpa

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

I knowingly wake up during the night probably either 2-3 times, or 4-5 sometimes

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

I only dream maybe once a month
no clue why

I spend the whole day doing physics problems

What exactly should the basis of politics be if not our own grievances?

>>212953586
I mainly drive about at night when the roads are quiet but sometimes during the day I'll do some reckless shit because I'm not used to having other cars in the road

>>212953619
You're all migrants, Jew.

>>212953656
future Alzheimer type shi

>>212953656
I dont wake up at all during the night

>>212953684
any scientific studies to back that up you gypsy?

>>212953677
>>>/pol/

I'll tend to wake up a lot if I am looking forward to life the next day

need coitus with british males

the peters
the ponies

>>212950924
*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

wasted an absolutely perfect spelunky run. like it's literally couldn't be any better and I just fucked it

>>212953737

>>212953719
Hahahaha yeah like excited and shit.
Hahahahaha like anxious to get the day started and whatnot? Like EEEK JUST LET IT BE TOMORROW ALREADY Hahahahaha.

best half pint glass? for me, it's corona

this flat I have just bought seems to unironically be in a posh block of flats

toil this time tomorrow lads

>>212953786
wheres this flat

>>212953831
Shut the fuck up.

>>212953831
not for me

>>212953835
york

Kindly left myself a list of how much i had to drink last night. 230ml of gin, 3 cans of john smiths and 2 cans of carling. Feel rotten. Not cut out for it anymore.

>>212953859
you bought a flat?

>>212953860
>230ml of gin
gagged when I read this

>>212953860
finish off the gin order yourself a kebab at 12 and promptly pass out around 2pm

>>212953860
rookie numbers are you a woman or a twink

>>212953878
yes

>>212953158
she doesn't even have a cock either wtf

>>212953860
Pack it in.

>>212953860
sorry lad but that's not very much at all for a bender

>>212952792
hmm yes

>>212953783
Peroni man, me

>>212953884
whyd you go for a flat instead of a house

The pint glass I was sick in a bit on Tuesday is now growing mould in it. This is the closest I'll get to reproducing.

dangerous day to be a my little pony

>>212953926
It wasn't a bender I was watching Paths of Glory.
>>212953968
Stop typing properly people will think I'm you.

test

why dont hurricanes and tornados happen at night

Oleksandr Usyk.

>>212954024
They do tho

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1748998389947330.webm

>>212954026
Britain's finest

>>212954024
you just dont get it, do you?

>>212954036
audio websm on 4chan??? since when

>>212954052
there's no audio webms on 4chan you've just hallucinated music
please section yourself and get medicated

Two asylum seekers were caught making anOnlyFans sex tape in theirtaxpayer-funded hotel room, it has been reported.

Astonished staff at the Metropole Hotel in Blackpool allegedly walked in on a Syrian man romping a migrant woman during a room inspection.

>>212954052
based retard

Is dubois American?

>>212954052
since forever on mozilla

mad how there's zero context or meaning to my life because i do everything alone. might as well just sit in a empty box until i die

>>212954067
not since forever. since recently!

>>212954063
Who's astonished by anything anyone? Globalism is one big jewed homo porno party

just remembered when my city flooded ages ago
look at this nutter lol

>>212954082
how would you know?

>>212950924
Have a good one lad

>>212954069
I'll sit in your box with you lad.

>>212954066
I think he's Carribean
Nigga ain't British tho lol

>>212954069
or since you're a ghost you could do anything like get away with terrorist attacks

>>212954069
14 billion years passed so you could be here and in the blink of an eye you will be gone forever and you live better than most kings ever did you have tap water and hot showers you don't even need to work anymore. You have won the lottery. Be content.

>>212954109
Thanks. I'm glad Usyk won. Darkies used to brag about owning the heavyweight class, and now they can't win to save their asses.

>>212954030
no they don't. you never see a tsunami or a twister in the middle of the night

>>212954090
that's pretty based

so...... i just pooed

turns out if u treat sex like a rhythm game it gets way more fun like immediately

>>212954129
ye but im the 1 generation who will be shot in the bollocks by the clathrate gun in 2026

>>212954155
we're gonna need more details than that
please consult the bristol stool chart and report back to us with more accurate information

>>212954167
ye i just saw this xpost

>>212954173
4.5

In STAR WARS anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it.

I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

>>212954247
this is how we should do tweet posting instead of just link posting

somebody tell doja cat
I'm tryna indulge in that

woken up from nap toil

just been informed by a stranger from the other side of the planet that he has in fact woken up from his nap

>>212954296
bet his sheets are stinky a stinky little aussie waking up from his snoozie woozie

>>212954303
uwu

>>212954296
>implying it isn't a veepeeennn
ngmi

mhm those brit boys are sunning themselves for american batondem xx

bender central in here today

Look how pretty his skin and hair are, he's an angel. Ginger boys are under appreciated.

Got some VERY ambitious plans for today lads. Mostly cleaning related. Mad how productive I am when the missus is away. Might even do some work so I can doss about tomorrow. Toilberg is going to have the biggest stiffy when he sees that land in his inbox at 6pm tonight

>>212954296
mad innit
used to be he'd have to write it on a letter, post it with the right stamps and have it travel by plane all the way to england and by the time you received and read it, two weeks might have passed
now it just takes a second

>>212954410
blog on snorelord

/whUSCfnuoeVFctgbjxbSSw==/

>>212954418
t. someone who ISN'T being productive today
You are HOPELESS

the willy of the people

hannah waddingham milf sex arse

>>212954423
What do we do with this

stretching my shorts waistband over my big fat belly

dont understand how people watch porn and type on 4chan at the same time. are you just like stroking with 1 hand and entering the captcha with the other

>>212954469
Prefer not to say

>>212954470
literally me earlier

>>212954478
tell me
its not a youtube link

>>212954470
rape

>>212954485
I really shouldn't

>>212954478
um

Had a dream that I had a 10/10 girlfriend

we need a porn reanactment of the freedom flotilla with greta getting gang banged by tons of swarthy hippy lads

>>212954494

>>212954472
people don't do anything else while posting here. /sp/ in particular doesnt make sense people literally stop watching the match theyre supposed to be watching to look at a different screen and post about watching the match which they arent watching. if all the posts were made at halftime or when the ball isnt in play it might make sense but they arent

>>212954494
thats cheating. hope you told your real gf this

>>212954518
Not wanking to the football though are you

>>212954491
do i have to get tor open

>>212954540
depends

Had a dream that I had a girlfriend.
t. 35 year old incel

negroni

>>212954541
You are treading down a path you really should not be on. I urge you to reconsider

>>212954556
Was she fit?

trainspotting would have been so much more kino if he said 'Who needs reasons when you’ve got suicide?' then killed himself

>>212954541
I can't be arsed to keep this up any more, it's just the MD5 to the cuck shit that the belgian nonce spams so you can filter it

>>212954469
It's an image MD5 hash, presumably of an image that annoys that particular poster and is regularly spammed.

>>212954587
>>212954587
>>212954587

>>212954582
No it wouldn't. It's a good movie anyway.

>>212954582
the baby on the ceiling scene would be better if it did a kickflip

>>212954567
not rly
she let me rub her bare nipple tho

>>212953538
Thanks for posting I was trying to find this one