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6/28/2025, 2:19:51 AM
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LISTEN UP, YOU WANT A PIZZA THAT’S GONNA POWERBOMB YOUR TASTE BUDS? A PIZZA SO STRONG IT MAKES KEVIN NASH LOOK SMALL? THEN YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, BABY!
STEP ONE: THE DOUGH.
You need dough that’s gonna rise like Big Daddy Cool in the ring! 2 and 1/2 cups flour, 1 tablespoon sugar, 1 teaspoon salt, 1 tablespoon olive oil, 1 teaspoon yeast, and a little lukewarm water—knead it until it's ready for the main event. Let it rise like Nash’s biceps, and watch it become a champion.
STEP TWO: THE SAUCE.
This isn’t just ANY sauce, this is the Nash of sauces. 1 cup tomato sauce, 2 teaspoons olive oil, 1 teaspoon garlic powder, 1 teaspoon onion powder, 1/2 teaspoon oregano, and a pinch of red pepper flakes. Stir it like you’re stirring up some trouble in the locker room.
STEP THREE: THE CHEESE.
Don’t be cheap! Layer 2 cups mozzarella like you're putting together a Supergroup—BIG, STRONG, and ready to dominate. Sprinkle in some parmesan for that extra edge, just like Nash’s presence in the ring.
STEP FOUR: PEPPERONI.
Layer that pepperoni across the pizza like Nash laying down the law in WCW. Thick, bold, and READY TO WIN.
STEP FIVE: THE BAKE.
Preheat the oven to 475°F. Toss that pizza in for 12-15 minutes and let it bake until it’s BIG and BOLD, just like the Big Sexy himself.
FINAL STEP:
When that pizza comes out, take a bite, and say it with me, "IT DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!" You just made the NASH of pizzas!
LISTEN UP, YOU WANT A PIZZA THAT’S GONNA POWERBOMB YOUR TASTE BUDS? A PIZZA SO STRONG IT MAKES KEVIN NASH LOOK SMALL? THEN YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, BABY!
STEP ONE: THE DOUGH.
You need dough that’s gonna rise like Big Daddy Cool in the ring! 2 and 1/2 cups flour, 1 tablespoon sugar, 1 teaspoon salt, 1 tablespoon olive oil, 1 teaspoon yeast, and a little lukewarm water—knead it until it's ready for the main event. Let it rise like Nash’s biceps, and watch it become a champion.
STEP TWO: THE SAUCE.
This isn’t just ANY sauce, this is the Nash of sauces. 1 cup tomato sauce, 2 teaspoons olive oil, 1 teaspoon garlic powder, 1 teaspoon onion powder, 1/2 teaspoon oregano, and a pinch of red pepper flakes. Stir it like you’re stirring up some trouble in the locker room.
STEP THREE: THE CHEESE.
Don’t be cheap! Layer 2 cups mozzarella like you're putting together a Supergroup—BIG, STRONG, and ready to dominate. Sprinkle in some parmesan for that extra edge, just like Nash’s presence in the ring.
STEP FOUR: PEPPERONI.
Layer that pepperoni across the pizza like Nash laying down the law in WCW. Thick, bold, and READY TO WIN.
STEP FIVE: THE BAKE.
Preheat the oven to 475°F. Toss that pizza in for 12-15 minutes and let it bake until it’s BIG and BOLD, just like the Big Sexy himself.
FINAL STEP:
When that pizza comes out, take a bite, and say it with me, "IT DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!" You just made the NASH of pizzas!
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