I let myself get roped into playing 5e again.
Not D&D; I play old-school D&D frequently, along with other RPGs.
I let a friend convince me to join a 5th edition D&D game.

My god. How the fuck do people play this? I was really liking the game, and then we went into combat. Everything slows down, it takes at least ten minutes for my turn to come back to me, and it's all about measuring 5-feet squares, "combos", and thinking in game terms about everything like it was a videogame or one of those isekai animes (you know the type).