Every time I start a new gacha I have literally always gotten the prominent male standard 5 star first
>Gepard from HSR beginner banner
>Diluc on second standard banner pity in genshin after getting weaponed
>Lycaon on starter banner for ZZZ
At this point the chinese algorithm must assume I'm gay, despite pulling exclusively for big titted hags. I dunno probably all the Venti porn they've scrapped from my browser cache.

>>528518603
Could it be you are craving my McChitlins?

>Spamming NA wishing an enemy would
>Enemy indeed does
>unfortunately the began their attack during the normal attack which causes me to teleport behind them, thus ensuring the attack will not connect with me
>accidentally raw tap EX rather than EX parry

Every time, I swear... Also I keep knock-back cancelling attacks that would otherwise proc my parry and end up raw EX'ing...