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Sometimes you'll be the direct target of misfortune, like getting run over by a truck driver who didn't see you 'cuz you're so short. You follow videogame rules, so you can't die or get permanent harm; but you CAN get put in a state where you'd be left completely helpless and incapable to move on your own, like the aforementioned "getting cartoonishingly flattened by a truck" scenario.
Most of the time, however, the issue will be that one of your friends will end up in trouble - or causing trouble - and you'll have to solve the situation before it gets worse. Oh no, your kappa friend stole a cucumber and used it as a dildo, and the store clerk is approaching! Quick, hide the evidence before he sees you! Maybe you can just shove her in one of those giant freezers and pretend she locked herself inside... Although then you'll have to lug your frozen friend around until it thaws. Or maybe you'll have to help a kitsune trying to convince staff that yes, she is in fact a 500-years-old spirit, and so she deserves the elderly discount (bullshit, she's just stingier than a dwarf). Let's just hope that the ticket lady doesn't decide to make her and you pay in "alternative" ways...

By the way, just so you know: your misadventures will only sexually involve women, since you specifically wished for yuri. Consider this a free gift.

>I wish to be in an incestuous father/son sexual relationship. Genie decides if I'm the son or the father.