The sooner you get a catheter fitted the better

I cant take much more of this nearly dying in a car crash because you "need a piss"

90+mph in the fast lane only to swing across 3 lanes without a glance just to go stand in a layby for 5 minutes unable to take a piss (but its about to run down your leg)

10 minutes later the process repeats and here we are running red lights and speeding because "PISsSSsSSSS"

All you ever talk about is needing a piss, or nearly pissing your self, its fucking embarrassing