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6/18/2025, 4:14:02 AM
>By the FACE GOD, GIORNO? GIORNO GIOVANNA, the EL CAPO of PASSIONE, from the global hit JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE, which has had INFINITELY more cultural impact than my OWN SERIES?!? What are you DOING here? HUH?!? You’re gonna use GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM to DRAIN me of ALL my WILLPOWER, rendering me unable to use Lagann to ANY capacity, reducing my power level below that of a FARMER WITH A SHOTGUN?!?THEN, you’re gonna get my RAGS OFF, then use your stand to grow a bamboo plant to grow INTO ME, skewering me ALIVE?!? Then with me held in place, you’re going to FUCK Yoko right in FRONT of me, while using GER to open my eyes each time I try to look away?!? THEN you’re gonna use GER to undo NIA’S DEATH, after I EXPLICITLY SAID I wouldn’t do it, and then have her fall in LOVE WITH YOU FOR SAVING HER LIFE, while she SPITS in my FACE for leaving her for DEAD?!? THEN you’re gonna bring BRO back to life TOO, AND YOUR FRIEND BRUNO?!? And then you’re gonna have Bruno use ZIPPER MAN to put ZIPPER on BRO’S BALLS, which Bruno then proceeds to FUCK IN FRONT OF ME like some BOTCHED TRANNY PORN?!? THEN you’re gonna MUDAMUDAMUDA me for 7 WHOLE PAGES, putting me into a KEK LOOP, FORCING me to watch my WIFE, BRO, and BRO’s WIFE get FUCKED IN FRONT OF ME by EVERY POSSIBLE MAN IN THE MULTIVERSE?!? OVER and OVER, for ALL ETERNITY, even AFTER Pucci resets the UNIVERSE?!? WELL, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, BUT A HUGE KEK?!? GIGA YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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