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6/20/2025, 10:29:28 AM
>be me, 33m
>recently ended relationship with woman I was dating for 4 years
>most friends have families or kids
>I live alone and am sad
>at home last night after work, bored, lonely
>high school across the street from my apartment is having a varsity baseball game
>school has one of the best teams in the state
>like sports, might be fun to watch
>put on favorite sports team gear
>KC Royals hat and jacket (don’t live there now, but grew up in Kansas)
>sitting alone in top part of bleachers
>game is fun to watch, both teams are good
>some guy approaches me out of the blue
>asks me if I’m a pro scout
>pepemakingthatface.exe
>tell him yes, I’m looking at prospects for the 2026 MLB Draft
>guy gets all excited
>starts telling me about his son that plays on one of the teams
>start making shit up that I’ve heard great things about his son
>guy is trying to play it cool because he thinks he’s talking to an actual KC Royals scout
>after the game, guy introduces me to his wife and son
>son is short, fat, unathletic little faggot
>tell son he’s been on our club’s radar for a while now
>kid is overjoyed, parents looking at each other with so much pride
>dad asks me what my name is
>(think quickly, anon)
>”Uh…Chuck. Chuck McGill.”
>dad wants to exchange numbers
>okay, sure
>give him my actual number like a retard
>this morning
>the dad texts me about how it was nice to meet me and if I’m still in town
>invites me over for dinner with his family to discuss son’s future in MLB
>they’re making lobster
How far do I take this ruse, bros?
>recently ended relationship with woman I was dating for 4 years
>most friends have families or kids
>I live alone and am sad
>at home last night after work, bored, lonely
>high school across the street from my apartment is having a varsity baseball game
>school has one of the best teams in the state
>like sports, might be fun to watch
>put on favorite sports team gear
>KC Royals hat and jacket (don’t live there now, but grew up in Kansas)
>sitting alone in top part of bleachers
>game is fun to watch, both teams are good
>some guy approaches me out of the blue
>asks me if I’m a pro scout
>pepemakingthatface.exe
>tell him yes, I’m looking at prospects for the 2026 MLB Draft
>guy gets all excited
>starts telling me about his son that plays on one of the teams
>start making shit up that I’ve heard great things about his son
>guy is trying to play it cool because he thinks he’s talking to an actual KC Royals scout
>after the game, guy introduces me to his wife and son
>son is short, fat, unathletic little faggot
>tell son he’s been on our club’s radar for a while now
>kid is overjoyed, parents looking at each other with so much pride
>dad asks me what my name is
>(think quickly, anon)
>”Uh…Chuck. Chuck McGill.”
>dad wants to exchange numbers
>okay, sure
>give him my actual number like a retard
>this morning
>the dad texts me about how it was nice to meet me and if I’m still in town
>invites me over for dinner with his family to discuss son’s future in MLB
>they’re making lobster
How far do I take this ruse, bros?
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