Thread 149307160

Padgers above hate

Jomboy

We fucked up hitting Tatis ..

Jomboy

fuck you poodres

doggies lost that game

Manny "all bark and no bite" Machimpo

As a Doyer fan I apologize on behalf of the Doyers. We fucked up hitting Tatis. Like. Big time.

>>149307198
manny is one of the remaining active players we've seen actually throw a punch during a game

>>149307193
Sad but based

I can't fucking sleep, Doyerfrens
What if Tatits really has a boo boo on his wrist??? Are we safe? Is Manny gonna cross the border and hunt us down? I've got enough problems with the cartels already.

Machimpo won’t do shit. He’s one of those ‘ics that will walk up to you, stare you in the eye, shout “what the fuck maang?!”, walk side to side, then walk away trash talking you. Worst case scenario he’ll shove you.

um guys i posted in the old thread so read my messages and give me some (yous) thanks

>>149307198
>>149307237

>>149307236
light a candle celestino. light a candle.

>>149307241
Id like to see him do it

>>149307241
>attempts a haymaker
>misses as the pitcher trips
>gets taken down by the catcher with a gentle tug
oh god this guy's an animal!

Ohtani and im a Doyers fan

Machimpo ended Dustin Pedroia's career, not that any nu-fan doyerpacos would know this. I don't think he'd have any qualms about doing so for a doyers player

Doyers winning tomorrow?

>>149307236
>>149307250
I know you're being facetious but we fucked up. Padres play their best ball with a chip on their shoulders. Pray we don't meet them in the playoffs or we're fucked.

>>149307261
he played with us, and I don't think he'd try to take out any of our infielders now. seems like his only options are charging the mound or exhorting his pitchers to throw at guys.

>>149307251
None of the new Dodgers pitchers have bite to survive a fight. Roki is a wimp, Snell is a pussy who would rather be streaming, Glasnow would probably break his own arm trying to throw a punch, Yamamoto wasn't even in the crowd when the benches cleared. Kershaw has some fight left in him, but he's also 100 years old and fat.

>>149307267
Go falseflag somewhere else faggot

>>149307258
he missed but the point is that he tried to fight and would have beaten the shit out of ventura if the benches didn't clear.

>>149307284
Relax bro. I'm just worried. We shouldn't poke the beast when there's literally no upside to it.

>>149307284
What if he stays, what will you do about it then?

>>149307241
who does ventura play for these days?

>>149307301
He's gonna light a candle like the little bitch he is LMAO

>>149307307
the angels

>Machimpo threatening to do nothing
I hope the X-rays come back positive and Tatis is out.

>>149307287
sucks playing down to their level, but you can't let them get away with dirt

We woke up a sleeping giant today. Pray that this doesn't haunt us

>>149307267
Based retard

I didn't realize how much this game meant to dodger fans. They wont shut the fuck up about it

>>149307267
Uh huh
Remind me again what happened last year after Roberts and Machimpo's dugout incident?

>>149307317
same. I don't like players getting injured, but the Padres brought this on themselves even with that pitch being unintentional.

I'm just gonna go out and say it. I think we fucked up with the beaning of tatis. Not a good look and we just lit a fire under their asses.

>>149307335
whatever is coming to us, we deserve it

>>149307340
Maybe we can apologize or something? I don't want the bad karma desu. I think we need to be more careful. Please just come back negative

Chadres fuckya

Relax pacos. You’ll have to wait til august

>>149307331
>throw at a guy's head and start screaming at him from the dugout
>turn it into a tit for tat affair the rest of the way
Poodres just bring out the worst qualities. dirty, low class franchise

>>149307359
eat my shit ‘toid

Let's just say, don't be surprised when the Machado slide comes back

Machado is going to fuck us up I have a feeling

Gonna go buy some candles real quick.
You guys want anything?

You Padres Fans Better Watch The FUCK Out... THE JAPANESE FANS HAVE CONDEMNED YOU!

>>149307374
he won't do that to Mookie, Edman, or Kim

>poodres have to lean into pitches for an excuse to hit Ohtani and keep up their plastic "rivalry"
gay ass brownoids

>>149307377
you have to go back

WE /heem/ NOW BOYS!

>>149307377
Doyerbros, why are we such pussies... Japan-sama, save us!

>>149307381
The only infielder I feel he wouldn't do it to is Freddie because they actually laugh together when talking at the bases

>>149307331
people should be talking about the most exciting series of the year so far

Padres "fans" are in the same category as LAFC and SDFC "fans"... THEY DONT EXIST

>>149307377
We shouldn't have retaliated by hitting Tatis like that. This will 100% come back to haunt us...

>>149307405
>

>>149307377
>this is what doggiedoos really believe
Most delusional fanbase in MLB kek

New tigers fan here

Mercy please!!

Would PCA take an intentional HBP like a champ?

The Dodgers just raised the Red Flag of Revenge! This is serious!

PCA lookin solid

So he punches a guy. Wow whoa! Any player can throw a punch if he’s chimpy enough.

I cant tell if these poodres fans falseflag concernposting are serious in their attempt or if it actually is a doggiedoo fan just failing to pretend to be a poodre fan pretending to be a doo fan

either way its cringe and yuo shoudl stop

>>149307415
not just the beanings, but all those lead changes they had in the games. it was really exciting baseball

Doyerbros...Machado is gonna fuck us all in the ass..one by one ..

>>149307410
>if I pretend they don't exist, they don't exist
Dodgers are mental midgets, kek!

>>149307448
Three letters. E R G.
FUCK OFF ERG!

>>149307448
falseflagging and then gaslighting mostly from other faggots but who care if newfags can't handle it.

>Dodgers won 3 out of the 4 but got mentally fucked in the final game
Wild.

personally, players need to be more aggressive, if 5 ejections is enough to put you in the active top 10, i think there's something wrong

>>149307456
where were you before 2020?
yeah didnt think so

>losing the series but taking the last game is the padres' world series
KEK

>>149307465
unironically will probably have a hard time falling asleep and probably still be pissed off most of tomorrow

kek seeth ya bitches... You're fucked

>sore winners
Only the Dodgers, kekypow

>>149307459
what the fuck is ERG
>>149307460
they just arent high quality, they should at least try harder

>>149307481
hosmer just looks so punchable

>>149307490
they're not really trying to sound serious

Kiss it foo!

>MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH IMMACULATE INNING WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>MUUUUUUUUUUUUHCHADO WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>NOOOOOOOOO DON'T PLINK OUR DEGENERATE GAMBLER UWUSOFTBOI :((((( OHTANI A GUD BOI!!
>WE WON THREE OUT OF FOUR PLEASE GET MAD PLEASE GET MAD WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU LITTLE BRO

>>149307481
poos are unironically fucked if Tatis misses time just because you want play like faggots

Padres Fan giving Respect
Ya guys dominated us with your bullpen pitchers. We had opportunities but you guys bested us. Sure we had to hit Ohtani after you guys hit Nando. All good. You guys took 3 of 4 and we are in trouble.
But!! My real respect is turning back ICE this morning. Baseball is just a game but your organization made a statement. You guys won today. My respect to all you Dodger Blue.

You're fucked

Doyerbros...
The store didn't have any candles left.
What the fuck am I gonna do now.
Mr Manny is coming...

So is Ohtani in the rotation now? Haven't heard any news about next steps.

So is Roberts getting suspended?

>>149307529
right back at you. don't know why it had to get ugly. hopefully it'll be different next time.

>>149307540
He's starting on Sunday vs Nats

>>149307533
no...NO!!!

please machaddy PLEASE OH GOD HAVE MERCY!!! DONT TURN INTO PSYCHOCHADDY...NO!!!

>>149307533
fucking psycho.

>>149307533
doyerjorges... we're fucked ...

They melted down emotionally there. After all the shit they went through and how we whooped their ass this past week they broke. I honestly think it’s funny af. Wish shohei said something along the lines of, "When you come for the king you better not miss" with his big goofy smile. What a vulgar display of class and awesomeness. Shohei is totally gonna own them on the mound and at the plate next time he sees them. He ain’t gonna let them off the hook like that.

Padres fans are hilarious. One second they’re on a high horse being holier than thou fan base, saying they would never hit anyone intentionally. The next second, “yeah, he deserved to get hit.” Also some refusing to try comprehend that a new guy we barely called up this morning could have accidentally hit one of their players but one of their best closers didn’t mean to hit Ohtani.

>>149307559
Sweet I'll make sure to watch it.

kek seethe is being a permavirgin again

mfw the socal pacos are tearing each other apart

>>149307577
>>149307586
you have to go back

>>149307590
To Europe

>>149307589
Kolek almost MINDFUCKED wilmer during their seires, if it kept happening, we would've had this happen there too

>>149307589
Shut it bryan

>>149307590
Sorry, had to step out of your mother's room to make that post. Sleep well, son.

kek

>>149307623
Didn’t ask ‘toid

regardless of how you feel, i think we can all agree that dave roberts is a faggot

>>149307586
Kek seeth ya stupid bitch

>>149307642
But he’s not a Mets fan

>>149307642
I stand with Dave. High pressure gig and he seems to keep a level head most of the time.

>>149307682
So does ur mum lel

>>149307687
how else do you think I turned out so well

that funky muncy

Unironically, what are the odds the padres make the postseason

>>149307262
>former Padres players up against Dodgers players

You know as hell Gore gonna plunk one of your doyers players. CJ and Woods gonna thrown hands at you.

>be me, 33m
>recently ended relationship with woman I was dating for 4 years
>most friends have families or kids
>I live alone and am sad
>at home last night after work, bored, lonely
>high school across the street from my apartment is having a varsity baseball game
>school has one of the best teams in the state
>like sports, might be fun to watch
>put on favorite sports team gear
>KC Royals hat and jacket (don’t live there now, but grew up in Kansas)
>sitting alone in top part of bleachers
>game is fun to watch, both teams are good
>some guy approaches me out of the blue
>asks me if I’m a pro scout
>pepemakingthatface.exe
>tell him yes, I’m looking at prospects for the 2026 MLB Draft
>guy gets all excited
>starts telling me about his son that plays on one of the teams
>start making shit up that I’ve heard great things about his son
>guy is trying to play it cool because he thinks he’s talking to an actual KC Royals scout
>after the game, guy introduces me to his wife and son
>son is short, fat, unathletic little faggot
>tell son he’s been on our club’s radar for a while now
>kid is overjoyed, parents looking at each other with so much pride
>dad asks me what my name is
>(think quickly, anon)
>”Uh…Chuck. Chuck McGill.”
>dad wants to exchange numbers
>okay, sure
>give him my actual number like a retard
>this morning
>the dad texts me about how it was nice to meet me and if I’m still in town
>invites me over for dinner with his family to discuss son’s future in MLB
>they’re making lobster

How far do I take this ruse, bros?

>>149307775
I dunno why they'd be mad at the Doyers. Ohtani is the only person in this series that HAS been hit intentionally.

>>149307794
doesn't matter, tatis was hit 3 times, twice on the wrist, in 7 games. at some point you have to step in and protect your star players or else the doyer pitchers will never stop throwing up and in

>>149307448
>Remove Tatis Jr HR plaque at Dodgers stadium
>throw and plunk at our Padres players
>plunk Tatis Jr 3 times, including at his hands that potentially might be fractured after dealing with Mitch Keller incident

Karma is always a bitch.

>>149307589
You still suck with Bomid and you're exactly like us, terrible with RISP. Better pray buster posey GM gets you a real hitting coach and manager like Mike Shildt.

>>149307788
take the dinner

>>149307794
Cubs and Pirates been doing the same shit to Tatis Jr and Profar, even nationals too. It doesn't matter man, we are not gonna let you keep plunking Tatis Jr bro. Bros already hurt with his shoulder and demoralized by Manfurad PEDS fake suspension. Tatis

>>149307411
What did Tatis do to make the doyers hate him? Or is it just he's their best player?

Why do people talk so much about “Babe Ruth”. I hear them saying Shohei Ohtani might even compare to “Babe Ruth”! What? A guy playing against plumbers? “Babe Ruth” would be dogwalked by the modern league.

>>149307307
Not funny.

>>149307808
Right. That's why the Padres should be mad. But Gore was traded for Soto after half a year in the majors. Why would that guy get vengeance?

Dodgers won that series still

>>149307865
Tatis Jr (before his 2022 suspension and motorcycle incident) was a pest to doyers pitchers. He's a bit cocky but he always got into Dodgers pitchers head, like Bauer. His stutter step on third makes doyers Paco seethe and everybody else. New superstar and new faith for San Diego. Also his Dad Tatis Sr hit 2 grandslam in one inning ahainst their cook doyer pitcher.

>>149307894
Gore always loved San Diego. Everyone loves Tatis Jr regardless of his cocky young energy. It's still Padres players regardless if there was a move, I just feel Gore would have a payback for Tatis Jr, kinda like a sleeper agent. You think every team gonna let Dodgers plunk everyone just because they won a world series and have a defferal contract fuck you kind of money. Tatis Jr is the face of MLB, now you're just disrespecting him all because of a silly stutter step. He's still a lovable dude.

>>149307788
Retard

Last time the Padres had a benches clear moment was also around this time of year against the Nationals when the catcher got pissy about Profar celebrating a walk off he got after they intentionally walked the guy before him

>>149307932
You're not being rational about this

>>149307762
Get a two real catchers, get some good decent players that isn't AAAA hitting, get maybe one or two starter, sell Cease and Arraez for prospects and pray to God Tatis Jr hands isn't broke and becomes Guts the slayer, 2020-2021 aura where he hits nukes and Dingers with a chip on his shoulder.

>>149307956
We swept them and no hitted them, good times. That was super Kino, that game. I remember watching it hahah

>>149307982
Babe, come to bed. You promised sex if the padres won

>>149308025
Sure, honey~

My stupid shitty Royals
Give it to me straight. Would I be justified in finding another team?

>>149308053
we'd be more than happy to have you

>>149308053
Ehhhh you can bandwagon my Chadres, I like Royals so you can come join our bandwagon. We need bats badly, I don't mind trading. Who you got that isn't dogshit?

>>149308077
Babe, don’t make ask you again. Come to bed.

>>149308072
lel
>>149308077
Nobody, that’s the problem. Outside of the two World Series runs the Royals have been miserable my entire life. I’m being bitter about it

>>149307788
>>son is short, fat, unathletic little faggot
kek!

2hus ass is so tight bros

Mets

>>149308349
pfma

>>149308387
No thanks ‘toid

>>149308413
im a girl

>>149308425
You’re no exception Alice

>>149308443
sigh

doxxing is against the rules

>>149308412
Dont lean into the pitch next time

Alice loves the dick like ‘toids lowering down

>>149308481
Shut up alice

i still find this really egregious

>Dodgers say they denied federal immigration officials access to Dodger Stadium parking lots
Why is there no punishment? Deferrals, tampering and now contempt.

Alice got me screaming WHOS YOUR DADDY like darth vader

>>149308483
I dont even know what toids means desu

>>149307589
Hmmm this post reeks of Salinas. Maybe SLO or just maybeee Santa Cruz. We all know youre brown too.

>>149308527
I’m a gunner! I’m a gunner ese! It’s XIV til eternity!

it just happened to occur during jack little's debut... poor guy... he didn't mean to hit tatis... padres are all chimps for chimping out especially shildt...

>>149308349
this is nice board

>>149308500
deserved because he was cheating the pitch clock all game by standing still for 5+ seconds after starting his windup to have more rest between pitches

Rangers are going to sell at trade deadline. This offense is beyond salvation.

>>149308510
kys

>>149308644
Give me burger and Pederson, maybe willsmith and Higgy please.

Catches the baseball with my butt

>>149308644
>rags

What is this?
>>149308742
I'm afraid they're going to give pitchers to the Dodgers...

back status?

>shoves shildt
>runs behind players afterwards
What is Dave Roberts problem

>>149308988
Looking forward to the Cusb series.

So is it a real rivalry now or not?

>>149309063
it's doing its best

doyers winning today?

The dynasty continues boys

good morning /mlb/
mest
that’s all

>>149309188
we'll take trea turner back if you guys don't want him

>St. Louis 5, White Sox 4
>St. Louis 8, White Sox 6

And that's two Redbird winners!

And the White Sox get coffee, too.

>>149309188
I doubt the Phillies will get a huge return for a catcher on the down side and two months renting Schwarber. But it may be time to retool in Philly.

>>149309438
A win is a win, Clyde. They don't take points off at the end of the season for beating up on the Sox, Marlins or Rockies.

>Manny Machado Warns Dodgers to Pray for Fernando Tatis Jr.’s Health as Benches Get Clear in Series Finale
nice headline

this week the Cardinals go against the mighty Cincinnati Reds

>>149309504
redinals

>>149309476
anon... i was just about to go to sleep now i'm gonna have nightmares about manny machado....

>>149309424
Gibs Nootbaar.

Test

i simply never cared about the nl west
still don't to this day

>>149309562
He's mid

>>149309748
We're talking about the NL Central now. Who is your favorite central team?

I’m so back bros
>>149309798
Very nice. Phillies Mets tn ya filthy animal.

>>149309779
>flyover states
yikes

>>149309984
>flyover country

>>149309984
You are a fag.

Padgers got this

GM mariners nation. Cubs game today.

>>149310215
gay mets lad

>>149310224
>mets fan
didn't even need to type out the word gay

>>149310233
I value this opinion

>seething about he Mets before 9am eastern
Just another day on our baseball thread :)

>>149310274
It will break you
You're following the script exactly. You just haven't been here long enough to know it

FAGGets kek

>>149310285
>taking /sp/ this seriously
I yield. I am broken, and I will surely never recover

>>149310020
shut up, albertan loser

>>149308275
it was just another june game for los doyers

>>149310334
:^)

>>149310362
then why did Dave Roberts try to murder Mike Schildt?

>>149310382
he didn't like the way Shit came at him acting like it was the world series or something

its gonna be an instantly unwatchable mariners game today
:(

>>149310441
Would’ve been so kino if they just duked it out on the field and ate the suspensions.

Good morning /mlb/. What are you doing today?

wtf I love Kike now

Good morning /mlb/ it’s almost the weekend.

>>149307225
doyerpaco lifelongs of two years don't know that

Dave Roberts is a giant pussy.

>>149310680
I like your OC. Do you mind if I use it?

>>149310698
Not at all, my friend.

>>149310680
And it's almost 4th of July weekend

Kek

>>149307788
i'd say you're in too deep now, don't respond. Especially since you live in town.

>Mets being the Mets
ugh
Could've been a Yankees fan but nope

>>149310804
Its a different day, its only 7 AM in LA. Lets keep this thread East Coast related until game time for them. Too early for this.

Angels cheated with the umps last night
>Cody was safe
>That guy never got HBP

>>149310944
You can be an honorary Giants fan thoughbeit.

>>149310944
Just get me to Jets season

>>149310944
Stop being a sad little lowercase faggets kek.

>>149310981
Yeah that out call on Bellinger was horrible.

happy summer, boys!

>>149311101
I'm not your boy, boy.

>>149311101
Cheers anon!

Zac Gallen

Eugenio Suárez

Yoán Moncada

Isiah Kiner-Falefa

>>149311169
>IKF
he can’t possibly be a better option than volpiss

>>149311169
Pls no IKF.

>>149311169
>IKF

>>149311169
So... Yankees are not going to the World Series.

poodres gotta be the most childish team in baseball

Are the Yankees the last of the aryan baseball teams?

Does he browse /pol/?

No one cares yankeetoid

Everyone cares yankee aryan

>whitoids dying out
>yankees dying out
coincidence?

obsessed

I hope Manny goes Carlos Quentin next time they face the doyerpacos

Why are the doyerpacos saying Suarez threw at Ohtani’s head?

>>149307882
Made you seethe ya tranny

i yell >let's go blue jays into the void

>>149311403
Ohtani is like the golden goose. You can’t do anything or the umps eject you and the jumping bean fanbase cries out in pain.

NPB Results

>>149311517
NPB standings

>>149307882
My bad dude

Based department on line one

faggets kek

>>149311589
>true zone
>estimated ump zone

>>149311529
One minor thing I wanted to note is the average attendance for NPB compared to MLB. These stats were on June 1st, MLB stats in picture is to date.

>Hanshin Tigers 41.443
>Yomiuri Giants 39,754
>SoftBank Hawks 36,764
>Chunichi Dragons 33,365
>DeNA BayStars 32,816
>Nippon Ham Fighters 29,862
>Hiroshima Carp 28,542
>Orix Buffaloes 28,094
>Yakult Swallows 27,622
>Lotte Marines 25,938
>Rakuten Eagles 24,137
>Seibu Lions 23,304

>Central League 34,065
>Pacific League 28,138

>NPB 31,121 (300 games)

>>149307160 (OP)
FUCK THE PADRES. BAU BAU!

gm

>apple he/she pozzed
>Fox
>ESPN
fuck this gay earth

>>149310358
You're a double fag.

>>149311785
Ointmentpod just can't stop winning.

let's keep it civil and dodgers related, people.

>>149311897
I’m just gonna go ahead and say it I would have sex with Michael Kay’s wife

My gritty underdog doyers are gonna win today

>>149311897
I’m always impressed with how truly massive his head is.

>>149310449
dunno, I read on here yesterday that the cubbies were cursed a couple days ago

>>149311669
gm

o kek...O KEK!!!

>>149312077
new decoy just dropped

>>149312144
Still would

I think the Mets are ok. They'll bounce back and are on track to take it all.

My Baystars

any other doyerpacos shaking in their boots and put out a candle last night praying tatis wasn't injured?

>>149312238
>PP
lol

>>149312214
We've been ass bro. Like a flat ass.

>>149312238
What have they done since 2008?

literally nobody gives a fuck doyerspics.

This is an AL/NL East discussion thread

Bros, I'm starting to think Jomboy might be a yankees fan.

>>149312303
>ice
>doyers
shit teams

i hope everyone slept well (and lit a candle)

>>149312319
based!

>>149308527
>SLO
that's dodgers country amigo

Cubs are the first game of the day

>>149312400
>cubgers
Explain how the two teams are related.

doyerpacos gonna go on a losing streak

>>149312412
They both play in the NL

>>149312412
cubgers!

>>149312423
>>149312446
Why are they wearing both teams’ gear? Someone explain this broship please.

>>149312470
because cubgers! duh

>>149312412
they both play kino baseb

FAGGubgers!

>>149312491
all

FAGGubgers kek!!!

>>149312496
>>149312508
That's enough...

why did the mest give pca to the cubes

For me it’s CubJERKS

gm

why did the mest give pca to the cubes

>>149312516
Sorry

To the tune of Blues Brothers - Soul Man:
I’m a gay man, I’m a gay man.

that's better.

>>149312572
Chop on, brotha

yep ain’t nothin like southern (Braves) baseball I tell you what.

>>149312437
Two best teams in the NL

How do I use a tripcode?

>>149312649
I hope Didier Fuentes keeps up the tradition of Braves called up pitchers dominating the Fish

Odds of a cubs dodgers world series? I'm a Mets fan but that seems like it could be a good matchup

>>149312730
First you remove the penis from your anus and then you fill out the name field with a name a trip code
>>149312759
Amateur b8

>>149312771
Like this?

Cubtropolitans and Padgers solidarity could heal this general but reactionary forces hinder our every advance.

>>149312816
This is a tacit admission that there was penis in your ass kek

I need it!

>>149312829
Absolute slurp

for me it's cubgerpolitans

it's up!
https://youtu.be/wLB-PckUr3I

>>149313159
>Padgers so strong it takes a 2 part Jomboy special

>>149312412
all these weebs probably don't have a good reason for this juvenile broship, but this is the rationale i'd use:
1. they have the two best stadiums in baseball
2. cubs used to have their spring training facility on catalina island
3. wrigley built a stadium in los angeles before dodger stadium existed
picrel: wrigley mansion flying the flag on catalina island

Give it to me!!!

Los Angeles Deportiedoos kek

if you could go to any active ballpark, where would you go, anon?
me? baltimore

>>149313497
Polo grounds or Hilltop Park and it's not even close.

>>149313494
kek

i think this kid the sox got in the devers trade might actually turn into something

>>149313494
poodrepacos can't meme kek

ELITE Devers performance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=micdadFdOu8

Best series this weekend is Mets @ Phillies

do any of you losers ever even go to the ballpark to watch your team?

>>149313733
Sometimes but watching one tv is 100x better.

>>149313762
who is your team and how close are you to where they play?

>>149313733
Jim Beam suite hopefully next weekend.

>>149313790
Dodgers, 20 minutes

>>149313733
I live near a triple A team and go to those games

>>149313866
MiLB teams have that SOVL you’d never see in the majors.

>>149313866
based strippers enjoyer

>>149313802
bruh... if i lived that close I'd have season tickets and would be there every weekend. takes me an hour and a half to get there for a weekend game, and 2+ hours for a weekday evening game. and I disagree with it being more enjoyable on tv. paco fatigue maybe?

>>149313796
nice. what does a single ticket for that run?

My Mariners will (maybe) be winning today! :)

>>149313733
I do. I try to catch 2-3 ball games a summer.

I don't watch baseball, but whenever I see "benchods clearing" I only see two teams just standing around and not fighting (except the 2 players that started the problem).

Was there ever a time in baseball history where two ENTIRE teams (not just 2-3 guys) just beat the shit out of each other in a bloody melee when the benchods were cleared?

>>149313956
$138 currently.

Its a good deal as regular upper seating can cost ~$150 without amenities.

>>149313733
>>149313730
going on Sunday!

>>149313730
Raffy @ Cora

post screenshot of ballpark app

Im starting to feel like a cubbie faggot CLARK CLARK like a cubbie faggot

>>149314149
5 out of 7 poodrepaco. forced meme spam is all you have left.

>>149314122
I don’t think I will, stalker child.

Kino department

PCA is weird looking

>>149314314
Is that Josh Gibson?

>>149314328
Its his eyebrows and pale skin.

>>149314068
padres braves '84 was pretty good

Please don’t start talking about another man’s looks I like to pretend you guys aren’t catty loser faggots don’t ruin the illusion

>>149313730
Only the case if the Phillies even get a win out of this series since they suck ass against the Mets.

>>149314344
dustin may has a similar look

>>149313730
>best series
>mets
6/10 I replied

>>149314070
good stuff. enjoy the game, anon.

>>149313733
I went to two Phillies games this year... both had Taijuan Walker pitching. Guess that explains the flash sales I got on my app.

>>149314039
who is your team and where do they play?

>>149313733
Id go to a game but there’s too many roasties there

>>149313733
only once since covid. can't be bothered to deal with traffic honestly.

>>149312412
i hate both of them

It's lonely at the top

Ms gonna fuck dem cubbies!

>>149314361
I'm handsome as fuck though

ITFCB

>>149314314
why are the cusb celebrating a cheater and known PED user?

CCBIOTA

WELCOME T-MOBILE PARK MIDWEST BEEEEYOOOOOTCH!!!!

DUMPED

DUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>149315139
it appears I spoke too soon o_O

Caleb Raleigh is the one

Announcers gotta stop saying big dumper.

Good Morning Mariners Nation how nice to start the day with DUMP 28

basket homerun kek

HAPP ATTACK

>>149315179
Would you prefer Platinum Dumper?

ay caramba doyerpacos dont look

attaboy Happer!!!
TOUCHEM ALL

Cal is setting the AL homerun record and the Mariners are missing the playoffs.

HAPP ATTACK

fug

Attaboy Tuck

It's not looking good M's

SEIYA slap!

Seiya slap!

Why do they keep hitting these middle/middle balls?

>>149315248
HA HELL YEAH! :)...h-ha hell yeah :(

>>149314314
sammy is white but he almost looks brown next to pca

PCA kekek

cmon fagsby time for one of your patented weak ground balls

can they hack the pitchcom and pump in dubstep for kirby?

legitimately pathetic

Why did Swansby Danson miss that meatball from george?

ATTABOY BUSCHIE!!!!

Attabuschie!
I can has kirby?

Nico is gonna hit his first HR of the year today

>>149315436
Mallory slurped up all of his vril this morning

Any chance Kershaw gets to 3K tonight?
How good is the Nats Offense?

…….

How expensive is Wrigley and would I have to worry about getting mugged after a night game?

>>149315578
3-4 more games. He gets 5 tonight, 3 his next start.

Why is that?

Cool strikeout Donovan.

>>149315578
the Nats are below league average in strikeout rate. But their offense just hasn't been very good lately

stFd!!!

>>149315635
Yeah like this fat fuck could ever get a single fucking hit off a lefty

>>149315635
Mariners Legend Rowdy Tellez.

>>149315727
He certainly wouldn't be a downgrade!

gottem

>>149307160 (OP)
Losses aside this series has been absolutely kino. The drama? Yeah it was alright. But the plays, the grit, the battling, the BAYBAW... kino.

I would have rather they kept rowdy and sent dom back to tacoma teebeehaytch

I didn’t realize Kirby has hardly pitched this year I feel like mariners fans talk about him all the time

Sammy Sosa? Holy ancientfag….

>>149315849
Canzone has made some noticeable batting adjustments since last being sent down and was raking in Tacoma. Theres nothing for him to learn anymore in AAA. Ride him out for the last time and if he still can't put it together in the bigs, put him in one of the deadline packages

I don’t even have expectations for my team anymore

that "ball" straight in the middle

>>149307540
if you hate Jesus maybe you should fuck off to some other country?

>>149315952
did the umpire bet his life savings on "Under 0.5 Immaculate Innings"???

4chan world series: Cubs vs Mariners (The 4ch cup)

Everyone says Boyd is one of the kinder players in the league I believe it his dad seems down 2 earth

>>149315912
too bad we didn't get a pic of this version of Sammy with PCA

>>149315989
I've never seen fans of either team post here

>>149315928
I think if luke is playing a lot of 1b it's fine but I really don't like seeing solano in the lineup.

Attaboy Tucker!

Attaboy Tucker!

>>149316057
I agree, Donny in the starting lineup is cringe. He's been productive the last month has a pinch hitting bench bat (149 WRC+ in June) but I've no doubt Jerry is gonna target 1st at the trade deadline now that they've dropped Rowdy. Probably Naylor if the Diamondbacks pitching keeps choking on balls

bleh

>>149316200
I am expecting a much worse than .500 road series with no break into july.

>>149315952
That's gotta be half a foot away from being a ball. What the fuck

>>149315647
>Gore has the more Ks, despite given up runs
He needs to be traded.

>>149314717
Castellanos alone drags the Phillies into the negatives
He's quite the artist

no one cares doyerpacos

walk that dumper

>>149316234
I'll be happy if they take even one game from the cubs. Twins have been shite lately but will probably end up raping us somehow. Texas series is a bright spot, they've been our bitch in head to head series since they won the 'eries.

everybody cares doyerchads

i can assure you that nobody in fact cares

i can assure you that everybody in fact cares

>Vladdy is leading AL First basemen in DRS
Well I wasn't expecting that. Seems like Mattingly's advice is finally paying off

‘toids in a tizzy

>>149316420
>Kemp
wtf, he's only played for two weeks and doesn't even look good in the field

>>149315238
Kekkk

Get the bat off your shoulders pussy ass bitch!

We need Donny Barrels now more than ever

list of players who have been hit the most in the Dodgers-Padres rivalry since Tatis has become a Padre

Okay Donovan, you win this round.

>>149316518
That’s what ur mum said lel

FAGGubs kek!!!

reaaaal classy mariners

>>149315952
It’s up

dmo need to be gone at the deadline I think

>>149316505
former mariner luis urias mentioned

>>149316505
former mariner justin turner mentioned

>>149316505
mariners legend justin turner mentioned

give them mariners a chance!

Doyersluts suck smelly Poodre cock beneath the bleachers, I've seen it happen.
>t. JintsGOD

mariners won that game tho

>>149316505
current mariner luke raley mentioned

>>149316725
>Doyers crying about umps
Kek, it's Kino!

>>149316470
The way DRS works is that they give players either a positive, a neutral, or a negative grade after each appearance. So it's not hard to see how this oddity manifested itself.

jeff passan with the sox hit piece

Have a Badd Ass weekend, /mlb/...

>>149316420
>DRS
You stats niggas make up new shit everyday and its pissing me off.

swing the bat you pussy ass bitch!

>>149317100
Checked

>>149316652
Him talking shit on ownership forever solidified him as a true Mariners Legend in my mind.

attaboyd

doyerpacos seething kek

>>149317301
>Take him to the Dodgers bullpen.

REESE

>>149317376
obsessed.

YOWZA!

>>149317435
kek

>>149315952
definitely did it on purpose

but where is nu thou

We need early nu!!!!!

>>149317859
>>149317909