I'm so tired of having a small penis
So tired of my gf lifting up my shirt and pulling down my shorts, saying, "Oop! There it is! I almost didn't see it!" then blowing raspberries on my belly like I'm a goddamn infant
Tired of taking a piss while looking into a full body mirror and just seeing a sad little worm spitting out apple juice
I don't want my dick to be called "cute" anymore
I unironically 100% think HHH was right about everything