>>11494987
"alternate side rules in effect"
you have to move your car off the side of the road daily, so the garbage trucks can pick up trash. each day it's one side of the street. it's a huge ticket if you mess up and have your car parked in the way, they may even tow it away

sometimes you have to circle the streets for 45 minutes before you can find a spot to park. and argh it's 5 blocks away from your apartment. maybe he gets Spidey-Sense awareness of an empty parking spot somewhere?

how does Spider-Man afford a car..."did I say 4? That criminal had 3 bags of money. when I caught him, he only had 3..." (?)