heh, that’s all she needs against you

After careful thinking i have finally found out a way to solve my boyfriendless problem, coming with all the advantages of a boyfriend, BUT without the disadvantages of unpleasant steps such as interacting with strangers, dwelling in crowded areas (more than 1 human/square km), or opening up!
I am of course talking about self-inflicted delusions and gaslighting through the use of both pharmacological AND behavioral techniques!
The expression "you're your own best friend" is taken to its logical conclusion.
Through this avant-garde approach one can reach new heights! never again will one be alone!

Now your boyfriend will appear wherever you want him to be.
Having a panic attack? he's there to comfort you! worst day of your life after your hopes and dreams got utterly crushed? guess who's ready to console you!
Best of all is you won't even have to come out of the closet: through this revolutionary method, your facade will be preserved!
I must be a genius or something.

Trannies are not welcome here

Trannies are not welcome here.

could you live with blood on your hands?