Boyfriendless anon here.
a few days ago i made this
https://archived.moe/r9k/thread/81914389/#q81914904
post, introducing my revolutionary technique, called HOTBF (Hallucinogenics Oriented Technique Based on Facts).
To summarize my last post, i have come to the conclusion that self-deluding myself into thinking i actually do have a boyfriend, is the best answer to my problems (and it can be the answer to YOURS as well!)

This will be test run number 1.
Our first run is based on a sample size of n = 1 individuals, all males between the ages of 19 and 20.
Each participant will be administered with 150 ug of LSD-25 orally 20 minutes before the beginning of the conditioning.
after which the participants will be locked in a room, with headphones with prepared audios of male companions saying comforting expressions.
The first phase of conditioning will last 2 hours, after which the participant will read lines off a prepared script to selected objects.
The objective is for the subject to anthropomorphize the objects unconsciously until this tendency is cemented.
The third phase of conditioning will include again comforting expression from male voices in the test room, all replayed at random intervals (randomness achieved through a fagslop-based TRNG and normalized using a custom polynomial regression filter to prevent any rhythmic predictability that might introduce secondary patterns of emotional anticipation in the limbic system).
Phase 3 will continue until the participant falls asleep. after 9 hours, the participant will be awakened using a custom ringtone of male comforting voice but remixed such as to introduce plausible interpretability by the subject thus stimulating the persistence of excessive pattern-seeking schizotypical thoughts.
conditioning will continue in the following day and end the following morning.
Test runs will be cycled once every 2 weeks to prevent permanent TrkB and 5-HT2A/1AR endocytosis, which might compromise optimal conditioning.