>>33304661
Why does bro put his laptop away so slowly lmao
I'll give you day in the life of a working class loser or on the dole
I get ready for work at the crack of dawn if I have some bollocks job to go to where I'll be busting my arse all day and be lucky to get 15 minutes for lunch to sit down
If not I hope my job seeker's allowance comes through
I have a cigarette and coffee for breakfast on a good day
Check the wheely bin, hope no cunt has nicked it or fox has ravaged the contents
Clean up after my slob housemates and stop the neighbour's cat eating all our food
Go out for another ciggy and play with the cat
If I got any pennies then get some cider and maybe take a stroll and pet the neighbour's cunt dogs
Else jerk the chicken to some good hentai and see what else is on xbox game pass
Try do some shite around the house or on the computer but get distracted quickly and stare at my empty bank account
Pass out at some point at night or as the sun is coming up