>>508455771
You forgot

>suck at sticking to one guy

Women are way too fucking sneaky these days. Almost all of the ones I've met, known, etc is talking to at least 3 guys simultaneously. If not that, they have back ups ready or numbers saved. Be careful out there

I am such a bloody retard when it comes to social interactions.

>Last year Halloween
>Wearing chainmail Gambeson in a Goth Club
>Walking around, a girl at a table with her friend calls out to me
>Excuse me, excuse me!
>I just wanted to say, I really like your outfit and your hair

I channel all of my social competence and say
>"Oh, thank you"

and walk away.

I have so many of these bloody interactions, what is this. Why do I do this, why am I so incompetent.

I once had a chick, who I met for like 5 minutes kiss me on the lips.

I did not get the hint. Somebody, for Gods sake, tell me what is wrong with me.