[Dudes of Legend]

Drawbacks: Chronicles of MY DICK, How To Be Fucking Awesome: Exalted vs World of Darkness, Jumper Sue Must Die (1300)

Angel

Bare Thy Chest To Conquer All (Free)
Bullets Aint Got Nothing On You (Free)
Fearful Priapism (1200)
We’re Gonna Mary Sue This Motherfucker (900)
Glitter Is For Vampires And Strippers (800)
Cock Acolytes (Or Cock-olytes) (Free)
Anything Up To Size 10: Particularly fat alligator (Free)
Murder Systems (Free)
Your Face Will Be Dripping With Awesome (0)
Homies (Free)
-Lilith: Fuck Falling (Free), You Might As Well Jump (Free), Beast (Incarnation), Sacred Vagina (400), Sacred Vagina * (200), Strippers Make The Bestest Characters Ever, (0), Cock-Acolytes (Or Cock-olytes) (Free), Double Dildo As A Weapon (Free)
Bitches (Free)

"SOLARS could be here", I thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be SOLARS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SOLARS" I thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated my entire Whorephanage, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through my powerful thick veins and washed away my (merited) fear of demigods after dark. "With enough glitter, you can go anywhere you want" I said to myself, out loud.

…

“Daddy, I appear to have been forced into a schoolgirl outfit” said Naamah as it slowly donned on me that all of us were suddenly 80% more radical. Isidoros had somehow grown a second pompadour on his pompadour. Y- had gotten a pair of sunglasses from somewhere that, due to a cultural misunderstanding, she was wearing backwards. Makoto had gotten into a hissing contest with 5 cats, all of whom were inexplicably wearing biker leathers and carrying knives.

“I…I think a foreign reality is overlapping with ours, dear” I said carefully. “Nothing a simple Shaping defence shouldn’t take care of-“

“Hey, I’m not complaining” she interrupted, cutting slits into her already short skirt.

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