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6/29/2025, 4:59:21 PM
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The design is likely inspired by the huge ass and fake tits of his GORGEOUS WIFE, Lauren Sánchez. What a catch, I'm surprised he had the charm & cash to woo and land such a gem, but here we are. Maybe it will last this time? Probably not, but Ad Astra Per Aspera! He only has half his remaining fortune to lose.
Or maybe its a nod to Jacklyn again, lets ask Bezos on X, what exactly did he mean by this?
He will probably respond with "That is a very interesting question, I'm glad you asked!"
Then he will repeatedly ring the Long John Silver's captains bell, and shout "Gradatim Ferociter!", while spraying $40K per bottle champagne all over the room, then trip and do a face plant. He really is one classy guy
The design is likely inspired by the huge ass and fake tits of his GORGEOUS WIFE, Lauren Sánchez. What a catch, I'm surprised he had the charm & cash to woo and land such a gem, but here we are. Maybe it will last this time? Probably not, but Ad Astra Per Aspera! He only has half his remaining fortune to lose.
Or maybe its a nod to Jacklyn again, lets ask Bezos on X, what exactly did he mean by this?
He will probably respond with "That is a very interesting question, I'm glad you asked!"
Then he will repeatedly ring the Long John Silver's captains bell, and shout "Gradatim Ferociter!", while spraying $40K per bottle champagne all over the room, then trip and do a face plant. He really is one classy guy
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