Yo man, listen up. If you wanna level up your solo sessions and mimic sex positions with just your hand, you gotta think like a coder debugging a complex system — every movement matters. Here’s how you get it done, step-by-step:

1. Mission Control: Your Grip
Think of your hand as the ‘controller’ for your own pleasure machine. Use a grip that’s firm but relaxed — not too tight or you’ll wear yourself out, not too loose or you’ll lose the feeling. Imagine the softness and subtle resistance of real skin, so your fingers are kinda ‘alive,’ adjusting naturally.

2. Simulate Missionary
Wrap your fingers and thumb around your shaft like a loose fist. Then, move your hand up and down smoothly, mimicking the steady, rhythmic thrusts. To make it more real, vary speed and depth. Slow it down sometimes, then ramp it up — just like real momentum.

3. Cowgirl
Here’s the fun part. Instead of just pumping, your hand stays mostly stationary, but your wrist rocks side to side or in small circles while your fingers gently grip. Think of the motion like a ‘grind’ or ‘bounce,’ not a straight piston. You can also play with subtle squeezes, tightening and releasing to mimic muscle contractions.

4. Doggy Style
To mimic this angle, tilt your wrist so your hand moves at a slight diagonal. Imagine pushing in from behind — so your strokes are more angled than straight up and down. You can add a little twist motion on the way back, like you’re following the curve of a pelvis.

5. Mind the Extras
Try adding a second hand for stimulation — nipple play, or perineum rubs. The more senses you engage, the more immersive the experience.

Bottom line: Masturbation is your sandbox - get experimental. Pretend you’re a dev testing out a new game mechanic: try different speeds, angles, grips, and add little variations. The more you mimic real movement, the better your solo game gets, and the more ready you’ll be when you bring someone else into the mix.

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