Thread 716530870

Ross
>Ugly
>Short
>Shit Voice
>Faggy balding head
>Shit taste in vydia
>No subs kek

Thor
>Handsome
>Tall
>Sexy Voice
>Luscious Locks
>Game dev with great taste
>2M+ subs, global sensation

/v/ - Nintendo, Gacha, E-Celeb, and Off-Topic generals

ross is jacked thougbeit

Little nigga shoulda named himself loki but we get it, he likes to wear dresses

dogshit thread

Beauty is absolute
I stand with THOR

Nice one ferret fucker

>>716530870 (OP)
>handsome
He looks like the type of youtuber who gets caught with 1tb of child porn

>Bass boosts his mic to hide his weak voice
Insecure are we, ferret fucker?

>>716530870 (OP)
this nigga's dms leaked
he has been forcing himself on gay furries for years apparently

>>716531781
the issue i have with his sexual exploits is some of them are trannies and then people switch he/she for them and i have no fucking clue if they have a penis or vagina

>>716531918
really punchable face

>nepobaby
>uses a made up middle name
>developed an undertale clone that took him over a decade

So what happened with the Stop Killing Games shit?

>>716532094
>is still developing an Undertale clone that already takes him over a decade
ftfy

>>716531781
>tfw all you wanted was for him to get taken down for the obvious lying
When are we hitting the bottom the iceberg

>>716531781
>Contrarianfags have to defend a furfag rapist now
Looking grim

>>716532167
What do you mean "what happened"?
Nothing that could possibly happen has had a chance to happen yet. The signature-gathering phase of the EU citizen's initiative doesn't finish until the end of the month, and that's just to get the EU leadership to consider the issue eventually.

>>716531918
mogs 99% of /v/ and would beat you in a fight btw

>>716533607
Sure jason

>>716530870 (OP)
Is this the guy that used to work for blizzard?

MAKE SOME NOISE /V/!

Yo man, listen up. If you wanna level up your solo sessions and mimic sex positions with just your hand, you gotta think like a coder debugging a complex system — every movement matters. Here’s how you get it done, step-by-step:

1. Mission Control: Your Grip
Think of your hand as the ‘controller’ for your own pleasure machine. Use a grip that’s firm but relaxed — not too tight or you’ll wear yourself out, not too loose or you’ll lose the feeling. Imagine the softness and subtle resistance of real skin, so your fingers are kinda ‘alive,’ adjusting naturally.

2. Simulate Missionary
Wrap your fingers and thumb around your shaft like a loose fist. Then, move your hand up and down smoothly, mimicking the steady, rhythmic thrusts. To make it more real, vary speed and depth. Slow it down sometimes, then ramp it up — just like real momentum.

3. Cowgirl
Here’s the fun part. Instead of just pumping, your hand stays mostly stationary, but your wrist rocks side to side or in small circles while your fingers gently grip. Think of the motion like a ‘grind’ or ‘bounce,’ not a straight piston. You can also play with subtle squeezes, tightening and releasing to mimic muscle contractions.

4. Doggy Style
To mimic this angle, tilt your wrist so your hand moves at a slight diagonal. Imagine pushing in from behind — so your strokes are more angled than straight up and down. You can add a little twist motion on the way back, like you’re following the curve of a pelvis.

5. Mind the Extras
Try adding a second hand for stimulation — nipple play, or perineum rubs. The more senses you engage, the more immersive the experience.

Bottom line: Masturbation is your sandbox - get experimental. Pretend you’re a dev testing out a new game mechanic: try different speeds, angles, grips, and add little variations. The more you mimic real movement, the better your solo game gets, and the more ready you’ll be when you bring someone else into the mix.

>>716531091
This is the developer of the video game Heartbound

>>716534332
>not videogames
Yes exactly NOT VIDEOGAMES.