Schizo off his medications here, I have refreshed my mind with a little jog and a bowl of the Agarthan classic.

I think Bloopander is 100% an Emporium plant. The Emporium are desperate, especially after the Offshore fiasco and VIP being overwhelmingly rejected. Zesty and his arguments are just too powerful for the Emporium to win fair and square in the marketplace of ideas.

This is where the gay puppet comes in. By letting one of their own make videos critical about themselves, they hope to accomplish a few nefarious goals:

1. Soak up fame and attention from people actually critical about the Emporium and their criminal behavior.
2. Bring Zesty closer into the Emporium circle
3. Control any and all discourse behind the workshopper question.

Also, it's literally a pink hand puppet, people! Wake up!