>>715824681
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**\[Opening shot: A jarring, upbeat intro, with funky music playing. Dunkey’s face appears on screen, flipping through some random YouTube comments with a goofy expression.]**

**Dunkey**: *"Alright, folks, listen up! This is the story of one of the most legendary threads in the history of 4chan’s video game board."*

**\[Quick jump cut to a poorly drawn image of a chicken wearing a jockey hat riding a chicken. Dunkey’s voiceover kicks in.]**

**Dunkey (in his classic dramatic tone)**: *“It all started with a single, magical phrase... CHICKEN JOCKEY.”*

**\[Cut to a screencap of the 4chan thread. The text is a simple “CHICKEN JOCKEY” with no other context.]**

**Dunkey (confused voice)**: *“Who... who is this mysterious poster? What does 'CHICKEN JOCKEY' even *mean*? Is this some kinda meme I don't get?!"*

**\[A close-up of the post, Dunkey zooms in with exaggerated emphasis on every word.]**

**Dunkey (loud and over the top)**: *“CHICKEN JOCKEY? Is it a game? Is it a new trend? WHO IS THE CHICKEN JOCKEY?!”*

**\[Cut to a long string of increasingly wild and bizarre replies from other users, all trying to decipher the meaning of the thread.]**

**Dunkey**: *“As you can see, chaos immediately erupted. Everyone's tryin’ to decode the Chicken Jockey. But like, nobody knows what this is!”*

**\[Cut to a dramatic zoom-in on one post that says “Chicken Jockey, it’s like Mario Kart... but with chickens.”]**

**Dunkey**: *“Mario Kart with chickens, huh? Could be a game! Could be the next big thing! Could it be the *game of the year*?!”*

**\[A comically long clip of Dunkey playing Mario Kart, but with chickens in the place of karts, while over-the-top techno music blares.]**

**Dunkey (over the gameplay)**: *“BOOM! Look at these chickens. They're racing for glory. They're racing for their lives! Forget all this ‘F-Zero’ crap, THIS is the future!”*