CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>713229057 (OP)
haha thx for the hack Mr. 4chan.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>713229057 (OP)
>Jack Black won

He killed 4chan.

JANNIES GET DOWN

>xDD

>STICKY RICKY

>FEEDY SEEDY

>>713229057 (OP)
I'm still confused why they went with this instead of the more well known spider jockey.

I… AM CHICKEN JOCKEY

>Sahablibity floopp Xp

>>713229057 (OP)
this got memory holed so fast its surreal

>>713229057 (OP)
CHICKEN NIGGORS

I'm never going to watch this movie and therefore probably never going to find out the context of this quote.

**\[Opening shot: A jarring, upbeat intro, with funky music playing. Dunkey’s face appears on screen, flipping through some random YouTube comments with a goofy expression.]**

**Dunkey**: *"Alright, folks, listen up! This is the story of one of the most legendary threads in the history of 4chan’s video game board."*

**\[Quick jump cut to a poorly drawn image of a chicken wearing a jockey hat riding a chicken. Dunkey’s voiceover kicks in.]**

**Dunkey (in his classic dramatic tone)**: *“It all started with a single, magical phrase... CHICKEN JOCKEY.”*

**\[Cut to a screencap of the 4chan thread. The text is a simple “CHICKEN JOCKEY” with no other context.]**

**Dunkey (confused voice)**: *“Who... who is this mysterious poster? What does 'CHICKEN JOCKEY' even *mean*? Is this some kinda meme I don't get?!"*

**\[A close-up of the post, Dunkey zooms in with exaggerated emphasis on every word.]**

**Dunkey (loud and over the top)**: *“CHICKEN JOCKEY? Is it a game? Is it a new trend? WHO IS THE CHICKEN JOCKEY?!”*

**\[Cut to a long string of increasingly wild and bizarre replies from other users, all trying to decipher the meaning of the thread.]**

**Dunkey**: *“As you can see, chaos immediately erupted. Everyone's tryin’ to decode the Chicken Jockey. But like, nobody knows what this is!”*

**\[Cut to a dramatic zoom-in on one post that says “Chicken Jockey, it’s like Mario Kart... but with chickens.”]**

**Dunkey**: *“Mario Kart with chickens, huh? Could be a game! Could be the next big thing! Could it be the *game of the year*?!”*

**\[A comically long clip of Dunkey playing Mario Kart, but with chickens in the place of karts, while over-the-top techno music blares.]**

**Dunkey (over the gameplay)**: *“BOOM! Look at these chickens. They're racing for glory. They're racing for their lives! Forget all this ‘F-Zero’ crap, THIS is the future!”*

>>713229057 (OP)
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>>713229487
https://files.catbox.moe/6fseqx.mp4

>>713229517
I WILL NEVER FORGET

>>713229718
he needs milk

>>713229718
what happened here

>>713229562
I wonder what he is worth?

>>713229914
>what happened here
よよよ溶岩
チチチチキン
スティーブの溶岩チキンうまいぜ
うますぎたら鐘鳴らせ
クリスピーでジューシーでたまらない
スーパースパイシー チキン最高だ

>>713229972
look at her go

NOW I SHALL REIGN IN BLOOOOOOD

>>713229718
cringe

>>713229718
Can you imagine some fat retard standing there as you’re actually trying to save someone’s life spouting movie lines from some dogshit kid’s film?

>>713229057 (OP)
*destroys immediate vicinity*

you're the chuglass kid i love ya

>>713230542
chicken jockey

>>713229057 (OP)
SHALOM RABBI

>>713229972
Why did she do it?

>>713231351
She should have been the real mastermind.

>>713231351
Why are her hips so wide

and a cutlass supreme

>>713230542
I would stop trying to save the guy's life just to beat the ever living shit out of that other mongoloid. It's 'murica, though, so this subzero retardation and lunacy is sort of expected.

>>713229057 (OP)

>>713229718
why are americans such fucking retarded golems

>>713233283
Relax, it's just an iron golem. Local security force.

Fucking kikes are the worst plague on this fucking planet.

>>713229718
what a fucking asshole

board culture btw

>>713229057 (OP)

>>713229562
arousing

>>713229972

L-L-L-L-LAVA
CH-CH-CH-CHICKEN
STEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN YEAH IT'S TASTY AS HELL
OOH MAMACITA NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
CRISPY AND JUICY NOW YOU'RE HAVING A SNACK
OOH SUPER SPICY IT'S A LAVA ATTACK!

OBITRICE REAL NAME NO GIMMICKS

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>>713238671
https://youtu.be/gZpphzakpFY?t=23

i thought the black lady would be more excited about the lava chicken.

>>713238765
Why's that?

TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE

>>713229057 (OP)
the meme didn't even last a month.

>>713229057 (OP)
The Minecraft movie is cringekino, and no anon nor e-celeb will tell me otherwise!

ROUND THE OUTSIDE

>>713229718
>no flint & steel
lame

>>713238835
i would shit a rectangle to get this thing on my plate

ROUND THE OUTSIDE!

>>713238973
It's pretty entertaining in how shit it is. I caught a stream of the pre-release version here on /v/ where the special effects weren't done and had a good time

>>713229718
>>713239043
>doesn't yell flint & steel and light them both on fire
whole video ruined

GUESS WHOS BACK

>>713236662
I had hoped this would be 4chan's final legacy, but hiroshimoot cares just enough apparently

>>713238894
it is imortalized in 4chan history

BACK AGAIN

>>713233283
this... is a crafting table.

SHADYS BACK

can you imagine going back 15 years with screenshots of this thread?

I don't even get it, why is it funny

it's like a RL forced meme

>>713231817
Magic

TELL A FRIEND

>>713229057 (OP)
How did he came to this? That pick of destiny movie was alright. And that shitty game about heavy metal while not being good was still kinda funny in its own way
Does "liberalism" do this to you? (I quoted "liberalism" because american democrats have nothing in common with actual liberalism)

>>713229718
america is a fascinating country
it's like a third world country but instead of browns you get opioid addicted whites

>>713229095
elite ball knowledge

>>713236662
Not funny. I thought it was over
>>713239263
>hiroshimoot cares just enough apparently
This is why we should praise and thank him

>>713239490
what do you mean? he was offered to star in the movie for the most played game of all time. literally any actor would take it if they want money.

>>713229718
Incredibly funny

>>713229972
AIIIEEEEEEEE

GUESS WHOS BACK

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>>713229057 (OP)
please shut this place down again
the twitterfags and chartfags only griw rampant
the infernal machine never stops running - it only gets worse

MMM NAH

>>713230542
>someone's life
It's a homeless junkie, mocking them as they die is the morally correct thing to do

THE NETHER

NAH NAH NAH MMM NAH

>>713239659
Eh it was already like that even before the hack, the only difference now is that our theories about the mods & jannies were proven to be true. I would leave this place but, anywhere else is shit, hell even worse. And I kind of like to hang around with (you) guys.

I'VE CREATED A MONSTER

>>713239839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjkx4YE7eRA

CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO SEE MARHALL NO MORE

>>713239935
CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO SEE

THEY WANT SHADY IM CHOPPED LIVER

>>713229718
That's just a regular day in New York, I don't see the big deal

>>713229972
AAAAAAAAAAA MOOT SAVE US

WELL IF YOU WANT SHADY

>>713229517
MY NIGGA WAS NUTS MAN FREE HIM

THIS IS WHAT ILL GIVE YOU

A LITTLE BIT OF WEED

>>713239659
>please shut this place down again
No fuck off nigger

>>713229972
nice heel kicks miku!!!

MIXED WITH SOME HARD LIQUOR

SOME VODKA THAT'LL JUMP-START MY HEART QUICKER

>lyric writing
holy reddit dot organization

THAN THE SHOCK WHEN I SHOCKED AT THE HOSPITAL

>>713240610
FUCK OFF I WAS JUST BRINGING THIS UP A WEEK AGO
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>713240493
Would you look at that? I'm drinking vodka righ now as I'm reading this post
crazy

BY THE DOCTOR WHEN IM NOT COOPERATING

>>713240769
the odds that people who participate in these threads in particular likely to consume mind altering substances is quite high.

Jack Black is a real asshole for clawing onto cultural relevancy here. His career should be long dead by now.

DO THE STEVE SONG

>>713229972
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I started doing the lyrics cause it's a low quality thread and the fact I can't get the song out of my head

>>713241053
embarrasing...

>>713241053
They're shit, please stop.

>>713241053
based...

First Bowser and now Steve, which SMB character should he play next?

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>>713241126
Alright I'll stop if it's a big deal then

>>713241440
you are too insecure for 4chan

these motherfuckers just kicked out Eminem

>>713241551
he just got back too

>>713241551
kek

>>713241493
Am not.

>>713241825
You are. You thought you were spitting fire and the whole thread was bussin with you and now you are crying as you type your posts.
Frankly, my heart is breaking for you.

>>713229517
SAY. HIS. NAME.

/sg/ - shitpost general
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