Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:23:49 AM
No.713229095
>>713229718
>>713239530
>>713229057 (OP)
haha thx for the hack Mr. 4chan.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:29:47 AM
No.713229442
>>713229718
>>713229057 (OP)
I'm still confused why they went with this instead of the more well known spider jockey.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:31:15 AM
No.713229507
>>713229057 (OP)
this got memory holed so fast its surreal
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:32:11 AM
No.713229557
I'm never going to watch this movie and therefore probably never going to find out the context of this quote.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:32:13 AM
No.713229562
>>713229970
>>713238140
**\[Opening shot: A jarring, upbeat intro, with funky music playing. Dunkey’s face appears on screen, flipping through some random YouTube comments with a goofy expression.]**
**Dunkey**: *"Alright, folks, listen up! This is the story of one of the most legendary threads in the history of 4chan’s video game board."*
**\[Quick jump cut to a poorly drawn image of a chicken wearing a jockey hat riding a chicken. Dunkey’s voiceover kicks in.]**
**Dunkey (in his classic dramatic tone)**: *“It all started with a single, magical phrase... CHICKEN JOCKEY.”*
**\[Cut to a screencap of the 4chan thread. The text is a simple “CHICKEN JOCKEY” with no other context.]**
**Dunkey (confused voice)**: *“Who... who is this mysterious poster? What does 'CHICKEN JOCKEY' even *mean*? Is this some kinda meme I don't get?!"*
**\[A close-up of the post, Dunkey zooms in with exaggerated emphasis on every word.]**
**Dunkey (loud and over the top)**: *“CHICKEN JOCKEY? Is it a game? Is it a new trend? WHO IS THE CHICKEN JOCKEY?!”*
**\[Cut to a long string of increasingly wild and bizarre replies from other users, all trying to decipher the meaning of the thread.]**
**Dunkey**: *“As you can see, chaos immediately erupted. Everyone's tryin’ to decode the Chicken Jockey. But like, nobody knows what this is!”*
**\[Cut to a dramatic zoom-in on one post that says “Chicken Jockey, it’s like Mario Kart... but with chickens.”]**
**Dunkey**: *“Mario Kart with chickens, huh? Could be a game! Could be the next big thing! Could it be the *game of the year*?!”*
**\[A comically long clip of Dunkey playing Mario Kart, but with chickens in the place of karts, while over-the-top techno music blares.]**
**Dunkey (over the gameplay)**: *“BOOM! Look at these chickens. They're racing for glory. They're racing for their lives! Forget all this ‘F-Zero’ crap, THIS is the future!”*
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:39:40 AM
No.713229970
>>713229562
I wonder what he is worth?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:44:36 AM
No.713230243
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN BLOOOOOOD
>>713229718
Can you imagine some fat retard standing there as you’re actually trying to save someone’s life spouting movie lines from some dogshit kid’s film?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:54:04 AM
No.713230705
>>713229057 (OP)
*destroys immediate vicinity*
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:03:23 AM
No.713231160
you're the chuglass kid i love ya
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:07:32 AM
No.713231380
>>713231351
She should have been the real mastermind.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:34:28 AM
No.713232756
>>713230542
I would stop trying to save the guy's life just to beat the ever living shit out of that other mongoloid. It's 'murica, though, so this subzero retardation and lunacy is sort of expected.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:44:58 AM
No.713233283
>>713233429
>>713239358
>>713229718
why are americans such fucking retarded golems
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:48:15 AM
No.713233429
>>713233283
Relax, it's just an iron golem. Local security force.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:15:48 AM
No.713234753
Fucking kikes are the worst plague on this fucking planet.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:44:00 AM
No.713238671
>>713238763
L-L-L-L-LAVA
CH-CH-CH-CHICKEN
STEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN YEAH IT'S TASTY AS HELL
OOH MAMACITA NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
CRISPY AND JUICY NOW YOU'RE HAVING A SNACK
OOH SUPER SPICY IT'S A LAVA ATTACK!
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:45:24 AM
No.713238738
OBITRICE REAL NAME NO GIMMICKS
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:46:15 AM
No.713238765
>>713238835
i thought the black lady would be more excited about the lava chicken.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:48:21 AM
No.713238845
TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:49:38 AM
No.713238894
>>713239317
>>713229057 (OP)
the meme didn't even last a month.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:51:25 AM
No.713238973
>>713239161
>>713229057 (OP)
The Minecraft movie is cringekino, and no anon nor e-celeb will tell me otherwise!
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:53:55 AM
No.713239086
>>713238835
i would shit a rectangle to get this thing on my plate
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:55:19 AM
No.713239161
>>713238973
It's pretty entertaining in how shit it is. I caught a stream of the pre-release version here on /v/ where the special effects weren't done and had a good time
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:57:30 AM
No.713239263
>>713239548
>>713236662
I had hoped this would be 4chan's final legacy, but hiroshimoot cares just enough apparently
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:58:51 AM
No.713239317
>>713238894
it is imortalized in 4chan history
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:59:41 AM
No.713239358
>>713233283
this... is a crafting table.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:01:16 AM
No.713239441
can you imagine going back 15 years with screenshots of this thread?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:01:21 AM
No.713239447
I don't even get it, why is it funny
it's like a RL forced meme
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:02:11 AM
No.713239490
>>713239556
>>713229057 (OP)
How did he came to this? That pick of destiny movie was alright. And that shitty game about heavy metal while not being good was still kinda funny in its own way
Does "liberalism" do this to you? (I quoted "liberalism" because american democrats have nothing in common with actual liberalism)
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:02:28 AM
No.713239508
>>713229718
america is a fascinating country
it's like a third world country but instead of browns you get opioid addicted whites
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:03:29 AM
No.713239548
>>713236662
Not funny. I thought it was over
>>713239263
>hiroshimoot cares just enough apparently
This is why we should praise and thank him
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:03:37 AM
No.713239556
>>713239490
what do you mean? he was offered to star in the movie for the most played game of all time. literally any actor would take it if they want money.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:05:57 AM
No.713239659
>>713239881
>>713240413
>>713229057 (OP)
please shut this place down again
the twitterfags and chartfags only griw rampant
the infernal machine never stops running - it only gets worse
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:09:33 AM
No.713239830
>>713230542
>someone's life
It's a homeless junkie, mocking them as they die is the morally correct thing to do
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:10:32 AM
No.713239881
>>713239659
Eh it was already like that even before the hack, the only difference now is that our theories about the mods & jannies were proven to be true. I would leave this place but, anywhere else is shit, hell even worse. And I kind of like to hang around with (you) guys.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:12:49 AM
No.713239990
CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO SEE MARHALL NO MORE
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:14:22 AM
No.713240059
>>713239935
CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO SEE
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:15:23 AM
No.713240094
THEY WANT SHADY IM CHOPPED LIVER
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:17:40 AM
No.713240208
>>713229718
That's just a regular day in New York, I don't see the big deal
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:20:06 AM
No.713240318
>>713229517
MY NIGGA WAS NUTS MAN FREE HIM
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:21:03 AM
No.713240369
THIS IS WHAT ILL GIVE YOU
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:22:44 AM
No.713240446
MIXED WITH SOME HARD LIQUOR
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:23:52 AM
No.713240493
>>713240769
SOME VODKA THAT'LL JUMP-START MY HEART QUICKER
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:24:31 AM
No.713240524
>lyric writing
holy reddit dot organization
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:26:19 AM
No.713240610
>>713240719
THAN THE SHOCK WHEN I SHOCKED AT THE HOSPITAL
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:29:03 AM
No.713240719
>>713240610
FUCK OFF I WAS JUST BRINGING THIS UP A WEEK AGO
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:30:04 AM
No.713240769
>>713240874
>>713240493
Would you look at that? I'm drinking vodka righ now as I'm reading this post
crazy
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:31:44 AM
No.713240831
BY THE DOCTOR WHEN IM NOT COOPERATING
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:32:45 AM
No.713240874
>>713240769
the odds that people who participate in these threads in particular likely to consume mind altering substances is quite high.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:33:18 AM
No.713240907
Jack Black is a real asshole for clawing onto cultural relevancy here. His career should be long dead by now.
I started doing the lyrics cause it's a low quality thread and the fact I can't get the song out of my head
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:37:38 AM
No.713241104
>>713241440
>>713241053
They're shit, please stop.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:40:39 AM
No.713241236
First Bowser and now Steve, which SMB character should he play next?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:44:58 AM
No.713241440
>>713241493
>>713241094
>>713241104
>>713241126
Alright I'll stop if it's a big deal then
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:46:01 AM
No.713241493
>>713241825
>>713241440
you are too insecure for 4chan
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:47:21 AM
No.713241551
>>713241608
>>713241628
these motherfuckers just kicked out Eminem
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:55:28 AM
No.713241906
>>713241825
You are. You thought you were spitting fire and the whole thread was bussin with you and now you are crying as you type your posts.
Frankly, my heart is breaking for you.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:29:35 AM
No.713243335
/sg/ - shitpost general
based
