>>713399649
>the fetus testifies against you in court
>your wife didn't burn the video tapes that had an X-ray feature

Oh god he's going to talk about Spongebob

>>11810672
Basically, the vast majority of the game is a simple, cute, not-too-difficult adventure/platform game a la Zelda 2. Bosses and platforming challenges are pretty easy, the design is tight, and nothing's ever too frustrating. It's actually really fun.

Then, right at the final dungeon, the game's difficulty spikes 90º. The dungeon itself is a labyrinthine maze that culminates in a reflex-heavy platforming challenge where, every time you make a mistake, you have to re-fight a boss. This is followed by another extremely difficult boss with three forms – each with their own individual healthbars, of course –then a boss rush, then an infamously-difficult final boss with two forms.
Check this shit out:
https://youtu.be/1vRSwykqMIQ?si=TAltzf8afabgprTi&t=6830

This guy has fully maxed out his character with all heart containers and powers, and he still just barely squeaks by the last fight.

The rest of the game is absolutely nothing like this, and the difficulty comes out of nowhere. I couldn't imagine being a kid in 1991 having a fun time in the main part of the game and then getting my ass kicked around the boss by the end of it.

>>712873171
True, submissive, skinny/nerdy, or pretty and elegant would be superior, but few understand the appeal
>>712873290
Tomboy would be fine, just as long as she isn't a freakishly buff roidrage monster