Witch House edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Jet has summoned Lori Bruno, a Creole witch http://www.magika.org/about-lori-bruno/
-- They're doing a STOX split (CORRUPTION!)
-- Angelina has LOST the candy elimination
-- Sam CONFIRMS Nick Fuentes will be on Fishtank https://x.com/Kaizerrev/status/1936141578105413722
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Grand prize raised to 30K

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Previous: >>211798594

OY VEY 6 MILLION WITCHES NEVER FORGET

>>211799831 (OP)
what the fuck is going on

QRD on what the FUCK this bitch is talkin bout?

>>211799874
vril

>>211799874
scary maze

>>211799831 (OP)
>The language of the slaves

>>211799896
FOUR CHINESE PEOPLE

The jew witch fears the chink sorcerer. Tale as old as time.

>production has no idea what's going on rn
yeah no shit you faggots never do

>worked with NASA and Von Braun
b-based?

Good bit jet

>>211799926
joke's on him

You just know this is the only thing they have planned for today.

I dont like this old jew

So the joke is..... everyone is confused?

now put her in a hampster ball and throw the boil in with her

>>211799897
WITCHCRAFT

I hope Ellie leaves tonight so I can sub to her OF and jerk off to her pits.

>production has no idea whats going on rn

How long is this old bitch gonna yap for

wtf is going on

>>211799874

>>211799916
>>211799874
JD Vance looking nigga

>>211799947
The perfect summary

>>211799916
>chin hair
maybe he was serious when he said he was born a male.

satanic show

This bit reeks of Jet

So is this supposed to be funny or…?

>>211799957
>him
no man goes to fortune tellers

The joke is that Jet is a massive retard and a shit showrunner

Remember when they failed to book a sexual therapist

Another day in the tank. Another day of Daniel KINO. Notice how Jin and Angelica are NOT in the tank anymore? Who will King Daniel decide who needs to leave next?

>>211799953
i'm vibing

>>211799979
she looks like she's over this shit so you might get your wish

>>211799831 (OP)
>In her early twenties, Lori went to work for the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA). She saw humankind reach for the infinite universes her ancestor Giordano Bruno spoke about in that bygone age and paid for with his blood. She saw the Russians name the crater on the far side of the Moon for him, a crater on the dark side of the Moon. In 1178, on June 18, five Canterbury monks reported an explosion on the moon (the only known observation). This is the proposed time of origin of the lunar crater Giordano Bruno.

What?

how is this different to any geezer yapping?

nontentian

>>211799983
Until she falls asleep. Enjoy

>>211799947
Many such cases

>Lori Bruno is a Hereditary High Priestess and Elder of the Sicilian Strega line, born in 1940 into a family with a long tradition of oral teachings. She is the founder of Our Lord and Lady of the Trinacrian Rose Church, the Sacred Paths Alliance Network (SPAN), and the Protective Order of Witches and Earth Religions (POWER). With a background that includes working at NASA and a deep connection to her Italian heritage, she promotes the values of Wisdom, Integrity, Truth, Courage, and Honor, defining "WITCH" as a spiritual guide. Bruno has been recognized for her charitable work and contributions to the pagan community, including her friendship with Dr. Leo Louis Martello and her efforts in organizing the first “Witch-In” in 1970.

For some reason I'm just laughing at all their reactions
I don't know what's going on lmao
It's like they're just entertaining the yapping of a old lady but bored out of their minds and confused

>>211799947
hahaha yep they got into some shit they cant get out of look at her mafia bodyguards

shes a larping bitch
http://www.magika.org/about-lori-bruno/

Payton Rose won.

Why did she do it

May the blood of Jesus Christ bless this thread to protect everyone from these satanic people

Ellie doing nothing is my favorite content

HE WAS 12 1/2

inb4 she has relatives who were Holocaust survivors

BURN THE WITCH

>the joke is that nobody understands what’s happening and is confused and unhappy
Great bit Jet

shes a pretty good yapper

>>211799942

>>211799916
Austrailan 10

That left eye is hilarious. I want to see bald DRNC this season, it's going to be horrific

please have a heart attack and destroy fishtank forever
please have a heart attack and destroy fishtank forever
please have a heart attack and destroy fishtank forever
please have a heart attack and destroy fishtank forever

>>211800002

It's a satanic show

Daniel has decent beard genetics and I'm ashamed to be kinda jealous of it.

this is actually pretty fun tbqh

Grandma lookin kinda thicc. got me actin up

>>211800038

how did sam let this happen

I think this is a funny bit

>>211800033
Call the number if you want to talk to the Tony Soprano looking dude that came in with her

letty took 2mg of xanax and filled up a google doc with shit like this in july and they're still using it. that's how lazy sam and jet are.

Not watching this shit. Turned it off 30 minutes ago. Why has it gotten so boring?

I miss angie

Drench is kinda ugly but also kinda not idk I still find her cute but in a weird way

>>211800074
Stop posting and run your show properly, Jet.

Sam should walk up and kick the chair out from under this satanic bitch.

>>211800028

she's (they) posting

I wish Angelina was sitting on my face.

Nina-coded bit desu

it's funny cuz it's an old lady

>>211799888
hmm this could be kino

This is why the Roman Catholic Church and Holy Inquisition are needed.

Daniel code red kill this degenerate

How is the water not boiling yet

At least shes having a good time, the old magician dude seemed distressed

show is dead without angie

>>211799916
Shes hitting withdrawals

How are they not even cracking a smile?

old people fucking SUCK DICK, and they always expect you to treat them with respect.. why? did you win the medal of honor? did you cure some disease? no? then FUCK OFF you boring old cunt

this and the magician are like a bad childrens birthday party

>>211800028
What a fascinating personal history.

>>211800042
Its a good bit

the earth is flat

BURN THE WITCH

i cant be the only one right

Is she like some sort of voodoo witch?

Lord have mercy
Lord have mercy
Lord have mercy

>Giordano Bruno is my ancestor

YA FUCKING RIGHT BITCH

>>211799926
BASED

>I must not feaw. Feaw is the mind-kiwwew. Feaw is the little-death that brings total oblitewation. I will face my feaw. I will pewmit it to pass ovew me and thwough me. And when it has gone past I will turn the innew eye to see its path. Where the feaw has gone there will be nothing. Only I will wemain.

haha old people

>>211800105
>the picture of Ayn Rand
KEK

Guys, it is a bit. We have a handful of actors like this who we use throughout the show. They are briefed beforehand ("you might get 'canceled' for working with me", "we are going to scream at you and break glass, walk out in outrage when you feel the pension about to peak", etc.) There was no point during filming where there was any malicious bad vibes or actual tension going on*
*except for peter magic and lori bruno those parts are bad
Thank you all so much for watching

fuck old people

>>211800144
kys

Funniest thing about this bit is that the wiggers paid for this.

Who loves ya baby

>and i wore an onion on my belt which was the style at the time

Wait, this is supposed to be the entertainment?

They better have Jan in the basement ready to run out and challenge her to a duel

>>211800033
Call the number and tell them Jet is a human trafficker and the cameras are showing off the product on the deep web.
Maybe they'll give him cement shoes and we'll be free of this slop

I don’t care about Xavier but he should come in again and start casting spells at her

>>211799985

This is without a doubt, the worst thing I have ever seen.

i wanna bust a fat load on this old kike bitches face

Pastabro here, half the shit she's spitting about Giordano Bruno is complete nonsense. Just wanted to let you know.

>>211800120
you know she is sicilian right

When did the jew witch holohoax survivor get here

>>211800104
that would be content
we don't do content in season 4

>>211800032
The contestants should start shit to get the bodyguards involved

>>211800090
I believe it. They just told her to make 200 bits then fired her mid bitchtank

>>211800179
kek

is xavier supposed to come out and start challenging her witchcraft?

>>211800167
lel

>>211799996
That's just how female turkroaches are.

Aryeh should demolish this old bitch

>>211800101
frodo baggins

>>211800101
She has the textures of a good looking woman over the model of an ugly one.

>>211800144
elliecoded post

What are the odds the wiggers are shitting themselves because this witch showed up with Tony and Joey the 2 mafia boys?

this bit will be an underrated classic when it’s all said and done

is lori catholic or orthodox?

>>211800144
It's called being polite to those in their twilight years. Do you need to respect and suck their dick? No, but be reasonably polite and listen to them for at least a little bit.

You are too brown to understand this.

what the fuck is happening

>>211800152
She's only 85 though.

Whats the bit she just saying psycho babble shit?

STOP TALKING THIS IS MY FUCKING SHOW

I didn't see where her hitmen went, presumably they're hooking Jet up to a car battery rn

I believe in Jesus Christ. He was a yooman bean!

>>211799831 (OP)
>They're doing a STOX split (CORRUPTION!)
what that means?

show sucks, nontent bit after nontent bit

>>211800190
idk why but this made me laugh

>jesus a human being
burn this bitch

whats going through his mind right now?

italians want us to believe she is jewish out of embarrassment

>>211800211
he's about to implode

>>211800226
Why is he dressed like Ralf Jones?

>>211800072
Should I get into derma-rolling? I want an actual beard so bad to hide how ugly I am

You guys don't get Jets genius, the joke is that she isn't actually creole.

>>211800090
lol

lazy wiggers couldn’t even update the thumbnail

>>211800237
Arian heretic. Santa clause would punch her in the face.

Holy shit she hexed Arye

>n-nice to meet you, shalom
kek

this bit sucks
post joopy

>Jeff

>>211799916
its giving "erm"

I have no idea what's she's talking about

>hello jeff

just got back to the computer why is binx there

>>211800236
I heard Mints moaning from the hallway cam I think they're taking turns with him

>>211800234
ok jeff

Her ancestor looks like Freddy.

Erm guys I think she's lying. Giordano Bruno didn't have any children.

>>211800225
nvm she's obviously an evangelical

is this Alt-ZOG I'm for it

>immediately begins speaking hebrew to aryeh
>he doesn't understand a word of it
LMAO

> Jer-USA-lem

>>211800249
plots to coerce the contestants into fucking and sucking him
just like always since season 1 day 1

jerUSAlem

>starts speaking in demonic tongues

she's not based

Daniel and Seth are redundant characters
If they aren't right now, in a few days people will be really feeling Angelina's absence
Fishtank dies without at least two cute female contestants

This is like the end of that one Jewish episode of The Rehearsal

>>211800281
wait...

>>211800192
based gilf enjoyer. same

>>211799926
she's usually the puppet master in these situations

>jerUSAlem
Is she ZOGposting?

>aryeh scoots himself in front of her sitting in a wheelchair and dressed like he's a part of the roman consul

>>211800278
Needed to get another 10 viewers for her stream

>wants peace in the middle east
>but also wants Israel to destroy the muslims
boomer mindset

still better than catboy fuentes

>this country was founded on Judaism
yeah...

is the show over? is this it?

>>211800192
>average /ftl/ poster

בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה, יְיָ
אֱלֹהֵֽינוּ, מֶֽלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם,
בּוֹרֵא פְּרִי הַגָּֽפֶן.

>>211800144

>this country was founded on Judaism
wow she's redpilled asf

This is actually really funny to me

what is this old broad talking about

the jews have suffered enough

>>211800278
lmao

>no satanic
sure witch sure

UNTIL EVERY PENIS IS CIRCUMCISED

>>211800286
That angle makes it look like she has a long crooked nose

>jet asked if I wanted to hangout - angie

>IT IS NOT A SATANIC SHOW!! IT'S ABRAHAMIC SHUT UPPPP

>judeochristian

>>211800281
holyy

>>211800317
Enjoy!

>>211800144
JET ELLIE HAS HER PHONE SHE'S POSTING ON HER PHONE RIGHT NOW

>>211800316
kek

>>211800313
the only way we will get peace in the middle east is a total genocide

ok you can torture this hag now

Serious question, why is Ellie a different person? She did not look like that before? What's going on?

drench has nice eyes

>>211799926
#SaveMHenry

>>211800341
someone clip that. holy fuck

>>211799874
>>211799916
She is about to have a psychotic episode and kill the old Jew like her brother.

>>211800341
Damn, Jet moving fast

>>211800234
keked

>>211800341
jet is just waiting for the old lady to be done so he can ask her to hang out in the basement

What’s Eleanor thinking about right now?

Less Drench close up type stuff

>>211800334
turbo could save this

they gonna let this jewish hag have her moment fo'real? lmao

>bringing a senile old bag to the tank to just ramble bullshit
that's the joke?

OY VEY

>>211800359
That’s what happens when a girl loses her virginity anon

>>211800248
she's right. jesus was a human. a message of god

>jet invited the jewish mafia into the fishtank house
sam will not be happy about this

>>211800376
this but the opposite

>>211800383
literally me

oh boy now she's talking about ai

I WANNA HEAR FROM HER GANSTER SONS!

also >alien intellience

Did they hire a random boomer lady to rant at these assholes for two hours?

She's pretty coherent for 85 years old

>>211800334
where do i find girls like this?

>>211800341
Jets flawless method

Psychic Salem 'witch priestess' wins protective order against the 'world's best-known warlock' after accusing him of harassment

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3292490/Salem-witch-takes-warlock-court-alleged-harassment.html

>>211800398
THERE'S AREA 51! THERE'S ALSO AREA 52!

NIKOLA TESLA! IT'S NOT JUST A CAR!

>>211800105
There’s too much shit in this picture

Say what you will she's the best freeloader this season.

>>211800364

Great, another girl Jet brought on only to groom.

>>211800341
I think she was just saying they let her hang out in the basement for a couple hours

>>211800405
coherent?

great bit
im sure it was worth the money

>>211800398
Too late Area 52 and Tesla now

>>211800325
kek

>>211800359
This entire show is 1 big satanic ritual for her so jet can goon

>>211800405
>coherent

>>211800404
Even the 40IQ caveman thinks this woman and bit are wetawded.

Jace Connors was supposed to come up and shoot her but then they noticed the mafia guards she has.

>>211800383
>mfw the producer makes me watch his improv "tv show" he and his friends made called extreme peace

>>211800311
love that jigga (jewish nigga) like you wouldn't believe

Aren't witches supposed to do magic and stuff?

>>211800386
You are the most boring human being to ever exist, stop wasting oxygen posting this shit every thread.

>>211800418
Xavier has no chance

i liek bit. good job jet :)

>Lori Magic
lold

>I'm human
doubt

THAT'S ENOUGH MA!

alright now smash her skull in

Ben is a very polite host

>>211800364
only thing good about her.

I'll check back in 30 minutes

Direnc is literally this one meme

Did anyone cap the cross fade between Seth’s eyes and the whole group?

>>211800444
trips of truth

>>211800418
>In 2011 they cast spells together to try to heal actor Charlie Sheen, who had called himself a 'Vatican assassin warlock' during an television interview

what the fuck is "family house"? what is jet cooking?

>>211800405
I've worked in a nursing home during my early years as a nurse. They're either like this or just completely gone. Not much in the middle really.

SHE NEEDS CUM TRIBUTES
FOR MAXIMUM SPIRUTAL CHARGE
GET TO WORK

Guys hold on, she's got a shit real quick.

>"Your name is lori, right?"
>she starts going into her family history

>>211800455
jewish magic is just subversion
don't listen to her words and her spells have no power over you

>jet losing control of his own show
Kino

>>211800213
nailed it holy shit

So the "family house" thing is because they accidently booked the jewish mafia?

jet is about to reckon with a powerful spiritual force

i think these generational back to back epic stride bangers might be too overprepared, too advantageous

>>211800480
Would

>>211800341

>>211800144
what a retard. if you lived that long obviously you've probably done some shit that's worthy of respect. just keeping yourself alive that long is respectable.

remember when the u.s called millions of arab sicilians white?

>>211800033
That's a jew

she needs a 1 on 1 with Arya without filter

>>211800472

>>211800469
Alright, I'm wrong, she has a nice ass.

>>211800477
>cooking
its about time to stop with the nignog zoomerspeak

>PAGING MR. DIRECTOR!

>>211800480
charging my sigil as we speak dark lord

>>211800228
>She's only 85
85 are you sure that's right? 85 years old?

>>211800386
You are the most interesting person to ever exist, keep using oxygen to post this shit in every thread.

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

>direnc has tats in her ear

>>211800518
Fuck off mintz

i swear that in the previous seasons they used to have little challenges for them to do during the day until the more intense challenges at night
am I remembering it wrong?
feels like the days are generally pretty empty so far

>>211800511
shes sicilian but jews are like 70-80% italian so its an easy mistake

>>211800529
Bring him back asap

>>211800480
I'm so close

i feel like they were gonna do some bit to fuck with her but she showed up with two goons

>>211800364
Her blood will kill again

>>211800249
galaxy gas

>>211800101
she is a dog you guys are so fucking weird

>>211800432
>>211800447
She's doing a bit

Jet is toying with forces far beyond his control right now

>>211800510
http://www.magika.org/about-lori-bruno/

drenches ear tatoo

>>211800168
fake

this is the most satanic thing fishtank has ever done
inviting a literal jew on like this

>>211800295
Couldn’t be further from the truth

>let's bring on a jewish witch schizo that glazes israel on fishtank

what is the joke here?

>>211800452
>they realized how they bullied the old man on the preview of the first episode as comedy
>brings old people on the show and tell them to act nice
>i fuck everything up

goranian

FUN edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- The fish are doing a seafood boil and also making voodoo dolls of each other (a "Creole person" is coming)
-- They're doing a STOX split (CORUPTION!)
-- Angelina has LOST the candy elimination
-- Sam CONFIRMS Nick Fuentes will be on Fishtank https://x.com/Kaizerrev/status/1936141578105413722
-- IGNORE Ice Poseidon threads, REPORT Ice Poseidon posts, Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks
-- Grand prize raised to 30K

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Previous: >>211797335 (Cross-thread)

Anyone else notice that big booty ginger tease Mints hasn’t been on camera today?

Aryeh is shitting his pants right now

POV: You're a drugged out wigger out of ideas

I'm guessing no Sam today since we have the satanic jew witch.

aryeh didn't pick up on ben's hint to say he is from israel. these fucking spergs need to go.

>>211800572
nice one retard

Im getting dejavu

>>211800545
they are staying up drinking until 4 am
hard to get much of anything done before the evening on that schedule

What was that ringing on PPV? Are they calling him and feeding the audio into the site? kek

>>211800572
kill yourself

they are just accepting its a satanic show at this point

her sons would make good sopranos extras

Watermelenard

>Direnc, there is candy inside the old woman. Its important candy for the next elimination challenge.

>>211800572
Hello?

>>211800480
do i post it on bant?

>>211800583
it's a good bit

>>211800572
kek

are they aborting the bit already

only funny part about this is I think jet actually fucked up and is losing control of his show because of his complete incompetence

>>211800572
Stop posting

Abysmal Nontent

WHY DO HER SONS LOOK LIKE THEYRE SOPRANOS CAST MEMBERS WHEN SHES COMICALLY JEWISH

>>211800545
I know what you mean, but I had an opposite feeling. I remember the last couple seasons, cooking and eating took SO much time in the morning and then again in the afternoon. Is that still happening this season and I’m just sleeping through it? I don’t think I’ve seen any of the fish eat like ever

>>211800295
>Fishtank dies without at least two cute female contestants
I guess there's never been 1 alive season of fishtank

>>211800572
fucking McKill yourself faggot

>>211800480
>she looks really powerful and wields lot of magically charged talismans

>scribbles on her ear
>"pussycat" on her neck
fucking beat

>>211800078
He fumbled
Just like he did in Vegas at that table

let them cook

How much do you think they're paying this woman

>>211800611
those simps would eat you alive if you posted her

>>211800572
Her sons look like extras from a gangster movie

>>211800587
This, pretty good proof he's not coming, Jet always sneaks in friendtank and jewish shit when he's away.

>Old lady who can't walk probably would benefit from a wheelchair
>Aryeh cluelessly sat in it right in front of her

>>211800572
good post anon, don't mind the other meanies

>>211800571
yikes

>>211800184
This is a good idea

What is the bit here? What's going on? I'm not really into religion bullshit

apparently her sons have left and taken her canes, leaving her chairbound. I guess they do this on purpose?

>>211800383
my face right now

>>211800572

>>211800572
nice job

>>211800583
Oh no thats his biggest fear

>>211800625
She's one of them Sicilian Jews.

>>211800584
more fun than arts and crafts, but what they really need to do is more weird craigslist people but make them freeloaders

>>211800572
Anyone else notice that big booty ginger tease Mints hasn’t been on camera today?

the wiggers are actually scared of this situation kek

feed her seafood please kill this old hag

>>211800418
GOAT

This is reality

wonder what the old witch would see in Sam ... perhaps one of heir own

>>211800383
me rn

meanwhile MDE audiance is pic related

>>211800650
They were supposed to fuck with her but she showed up with mafia goons.

>>211800249
>He's going to use big purple on me again....

>>211800638
where can i post my tributes?

>>211800546
Nah that's jew, anon. The two boys who brought her in were Italian

>>211800565
They thought she was going to be a wacky fortune teller, not some yenta giving her life story and spreading her sick jew shit.

>>211800652
>Now you pays us to gets here to leave see?

these niggas seriously dont know how to cook shrimp only needs a few minutes

>>211800625
jews are ethnically italian

>>211800671
based

does anyone else feel a little off ever since this lady came through the door? just me?

ari not giving the crippled woman the wheel chair

>>211800572
/thread

>>211800682
"Jet what the fuck is my grandmother doing here?"

etah?

Kek so the 2 dudes that came with the old bitch means xavier cant come heckle so we are just stuck with a literal fish boil

>>211800042
she was literally the one cooking

Aryeh is JEWISH???

>>211800144
This old people think they deserve special treatment just because they are old.

This old hag is about to leak their phone numbers

I don't think Jet knows what he's got himself into here. Her sons are heavies KEK

when do they get to kill the old woman?

>she's doomscrolling

>>211800690
yeah they fucked up majorly, this is disgusting

>>211800546
>jews are like 70-80% italian
Read a book for fuck's sake

>>211800689
she says she is Sicilian and her sons are clearly italian
you dumb?

Heal
All
The
Evil

Nigger faggot kek

the irony of a guy dressed as a roman emperor talking with a jew

>>211800394
How is this not strike 3?

i like how they dont question the sleeping baby sign

>>211800683
incredible image

>>211800698
I made a protective circle with salt around my PC just in case

Ella is crying in b3

>>211800625
Italians are just jews with better food

>>211800698

>>211800572
Heal
All
The
Evil

Nigger faggot kek

>>211800711
yeah no shit we found that out 1 hour into the show Rachel was also jewish

this bit is a HUGE flop lmao

Wait she showed up with hard hitting niggas? Any screencaps?

the wiggers are afraid of her mafia goon sons

aryeh looks so disgruntled

this sucks

>>211800404
What a wetawd...I need a dwink aftoh this

>>211800711
>Aryeh is JEWISH???

>>211800725
ironic

>>211800730
explain im american

>>211800750
Still better than fatty

>>211800750
it's kinda funny in how terrible it is

>Yes, even after the early eliminations, season 4 WILL still be 6 weeks long!

Kill me

>fred is a kike
starting to believe the everyone is a jew bit

>the fish are already over the bit

>she's got a phone
bros...not like this

>>211800757
look at OP

>>211800757
>>211799831 (OP)

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING?????????????

>>211800572
aryeh looks so disgruntled

that's not how "nonna" is pronounced u poser

Ok so we're gonna bring a jewish witch magician into the kitchen then uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>211800711
good morning retard

>>211800757
Rewind if you can't scroll up

>>211800763
fuck off angelica

>invite old lady to make fun of her
>she brings 2 buff as fuck gypsy bodyguards with her
>cant hassle her anymore and forced to watch the whole show

I'm gonna go heat up 4 croissants and eat them

ok serisouyl guys should i tune in tonight or cut my lossses and do something fun?

when does the funny part happen

aint no way they thoroughly cooked the shell fish
Food poisoning arc incoming

POOPTANK IS BACK ON BOYS

>>211800795
who gives a fuck

>>211800584
its fun
but its time to grab the homeless and make them freeloaders at this point

>>211800725
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-025-59936-3
retard

witchcraft is by definition satanic, this is a show run by satanists and headed by a jew (satanist), being Sam
this entire thing is demonic and you should stop watching immediately, demons feed on psychic energy and your participation in this feeds them. you do not want this on your conscious or your soul.
I say again- you need to immediately stop watching.

Hail, Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

>>211800726
Reminder that the Mafia in the US was Jewish, all the movies and books claiming they're Italian are just fiction (and pushed by actual retarded Italians thinking it's cool and badass)

>>211800518
>side profile

at least it's not fatty...

nobody is buying your doomposting, this shit is hilarious

already considered the best season yet

AT LEAST SEASON 3 WAITED UNTIL ALMOST WEEK 4 TO HAVE THE PRISON ROLEPLAY TO KILL THE SEASON KEK

https://x.com/rickyberwick/status/1936468922707980620
Make the call Jet

>>211800805
based old lady

>>211800572
witchcraft is by definition satanic, this is a show run by satanists and headed by a jew (satanist), being Sam
this entire thing is demonic and you should stop watching immediately, demons feed on psychic energy and your participation in this feeds them. you do not want this on your conscious or your soul.
I say again- you need to immediately stop watching.

Hail, Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

>Hey anon, eyes in the game, okay?

ARYEH SHUT UP LMAO

>>211800281
Freddy's Sicilian too...

the robot is taking over
>turns on TTS

>>211800832
2/10

>>211800078
It's the wiggers probably mad that Sam isn't coming today

>>211800740
:/

I read a lot.
Especially about things in, uh,
about history.
I find that shit fascinating.
Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know or not,
Sicilians ... were spawned by niggers.
Coccotti:[raises eyebrows in disbelief] Come again? [laughs]
Clifford:No, i-i-it's a fact.
You see, uh,
Sicilians have black blood
pumpin' through their hearts.
If you don't believe me, you can look it up.
Hundreds and hundreds of years ago,
you see, the Moors conquered Sicily.
And the Moors are niggers.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford: So you see, way back then, uh,
Sicilians were like, uh,
wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes,
but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there,
and uh, well, they changed the whole country.
They did so much fucking with Sicilian women,
huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever.
That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became
black hair and dark skin.
You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day,
hundreds of years later,
that, uh,
that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene.

>>211800819
Its just a matter of boiling it. Its not complicated

>>211800750
big surprise

Direnc is an abo she probably thinks magic is real

Extreme autism is fascinating

>>211800771
The romans had a history of hating jews, almost genociding them and basically ran them out of their homeland Judea. And expulsion that lasted until israel the country was formed in the 1940s

>>211800823
your image literally proves his point, dumdum.

>>211800817
catch the recap

Fuck this I’m gonna watch Shoovy on the prison stream

aryeh interacting with her is hilarious

i hate aryeh

paper clip death aryeh is the best

>>211800642
typical behavior from autistic niggas that larp about morals

>>211800840
naah

I hope jet pisses her off and her sons/muscle beat the shit out of the wiggers

Aryeh talking about artificial intelligence making paper clips out of people.

Autism vs. Witchcraft.

Is Aryeh talking about Spongebob with her now?

Two yappers
A real meeting of the minds here

>>211800082
What's funny about it?

hyper-sperg talking to jewish mob matriarch, this is absolute shit. shut it down jet.

>>211800844
good little slut

Tony Uncle Johnny and Tony Uncle Al

>>211800805
her sons drove off WITH her canes, Jet could've brought in Xavier and she wouldn't have been able to flee

i don't get it

>>211800832
this bit is shit jet

she's talking about terminator lol
and freddy doesn't know what it is what a fucking retard

>>211800840
eh would probably be emplemon tier nontent

>>211800886
A meeting of the

>>211800865
THIS

>>211800863
it proves the point that jews are 70% italian
what point do you think the article proves?

>>211800862
thanks

also this lady agreeing with aryeh about something neither of them understand is fucking too common among people conversations

>reddit discussion with an old lady

>>211800683
The three pillars of the fishtank fandom
>the fat bitch
>the lanky pothead
>the late 30’s alcoholic

>>211800893
>her sons left her in a strange house with a bunch of wiggers
lmao

You disrespected my mudder, Neptune. Those robot voices said a lot of bad things

>>211800892
You and that Tony Egg again.

>Retards talking about sci-fi fantasies of the future
No we're not going to end up in batteries for the ai

>voodoo
>pagan witch
>Cajun nonsense
First time I'm clamoring for Sam and his Christlarping to show up

Warming up to this bit ngl

/ftl/ - mints]

>witchcraft lady
>lets talk about AI
lmfao

>>211800281
Synchronicity

>>211800886
Arye and fatty will be infufferable

>you now remember the prison bit
>you now remember one of the fish asking Sam
>"How long is this gonna go for?"
>you now remember Sam replying
>"For as long as it makes us money."
>you now remember them shutting the bit down after just a few hours

>>211800683
bad news anon, you're still watching the same show as them.

>>211800090
Hahaha good fuck that dumb bitch

>>211800892
Gabagool

These are my least favorite part of fishtank, the extremely awkward parts that are just uncomfortable to watch.

this is alright as a side-bit but if this is the MAIN bit for today its shit

>>211800824
the word is conscience
conscious is an adjective

>>211800913
>they're 70-80% italian
>you post an image saying they're 68% italian and call him wrong
i know you're mad, but use your brain, homie.

>>211800888
Bringing an insane old lady to ramble about nonsense. It's getting stale now.

the u.s really is nonwhite lmao

Roosevelt is spinning in his fucking grave the wops infested his country

why is ellie standing in the corner?
she must be as offput as I am by this old kike

>>211800796
This is Jet's thought process for pretty much everything

>>211800943
>you now remember some of them trying to steal the money

please let Aryeh start talking to her about spongebob

Sam coming today or no?

>>211800947
moar

>>211800951
it's too boring to be awkward or uncomfortable for me

>>211800951
not a real fan. Cringe Kino is the best part.

>>211800951
you gotta revel in the cringe

>>211800936
but mints is on screen right now

>>211800973

is she scared of the granny?

>>211800975
>satanic show
yeah no

History channel is brainrot for the elderly

>history channel
this old bag has ancient aliens on repeat

what's her fucking problem?

Oh god he's going to talk about Spongebob

You watch spongebob?

>>211800929
Heh….Tone you hear that robot? It said “nigger” heh

>do you watch tv?
>have you ever seen spongebob

ARYEH IS GOING TO ASK WHAT HER FAVOURITE CARTOON IS. HE CANT HELP HIMSELF.

>>211800943
I remember

>>211800974
done

>>211800975
He's the old lady

>>211800929
lmfao

>>211800966
was the person (You) telling me to read a book saying they are actually 68%? if so fair enough but somehow i think you have been BTFO and are coping

>>211800946
I'm only reading the thread like 90% of posters are

If this thread didn't exist I wouldn't know one single thing that is happening in shittank

>>211800892
I hope these guys beat up Jet

>>211800892
bulk and skull

>spongebob is a good guy

>semen extraction ritual involving two witches for youth regeneration and wealth manifestation
would you do it
yes or no?

worst bit of the season so far?

>>211801008
based

>>211800968
>wops
gotta love crackers hating other crackers for no reason at all. thats why Europe was a shithole for 10000 years

>>211800951
It's supposed to be bad, bro

>>211800929
>I want you to sanction a hit on Jet Neptune. He violated my mother's honor.
>This Neptoon character slept with your motha?
>His robot voices made very disparaging remarks and he asked her "to hangout"

>>211801015
they were one swing from a fucking heart attack what are you saying lmao

>shoves spongebob into every conversation
how does he do it?

>>211801013
ashkenazis are a made up race

>>211801014
trvth

>>211800986
That’s what Jet likes.
Most don’t like.

How can Aryeh be Jewish if his main religion is Spongebob?

>>211800987
kino shot

Freddy is probably great with old people

>>211801021
absolutely

>>211800824
by reading this you are imbued with a dark magic curse, god's power has no influence over my spell

>>211801021
No downsides

Freddy just said
>"I LOVE SHEBOONS"
what

>>211801022
Not even close. Human centipede probably gets that award

>>211801026
Shit up brown

>>211801014
thats weird

making nazis seethe is based

Rachel would have saved this bit.

>>211800995
ELLIE KINO! Her and Seth are awesome!

>>211800951
I mean this isnt even cringe, the lady is clearly in her element

>>211801013
Not that was me and even that 68% stuff is bullshit, it's just a long genetic history mixed all along the mediterranean and other places

>>211801044
read a book retard

direnc is getting wet for freddy being so nice to the old lady

It's a great bit.
It's a great cast.

I don't like aryeh
he exhausts me

>the fake TTS
Can't wait for the real ones to start coming through.

>>211800987
This one should be put through the AI soulless meat machine

>>211800951
Now lightning-struck by thee,
Thou mocking eye that me in darkness watcheth
—Thus do I lie,
Bend myself, twist myself, convulsed
With all eternal torture,
And smitten
By thee, cruellest huntsman, Thou unfamiliar — God . . .

Smite deeper!
Smite yet once more!
Pierce through and rend my heart!
What mean'th this torture
With dull, indented arrows?
Why look'st thou hither,
Of human pain not weary,
With mischief -loving, godly flash-glances."
Not murder wilt thou,
But torture, torture?

For why — me torture,
Thou mischief -loving, unfamiliar God?-

its to early in the season for it all to fall apart like this right?
they really didnt plan anything

>>211801037
>it’s a nontent patrick star episode

>>211801058
>Human centipede probably gets that award
lol no.
Definitely cigarette rolling

thoroughly not entertained by this visitor

>>211801078
same honestly

>>211801053
old people have medication

>>211800189
serious uncanny valley. is it a tranny?

>Old lady about to piss her pants because her sons left with her walking sticks
Is this what they call Neptunian?

>>211801052
>>211800987
ok im starting to see the vision for season 4

moar kino shots?

>>211801074
you havent read the article or any literature on the subject and have no idea what youre talking about

>>211801057
shiba inus

>>211801095
They can't now, Jet is legitimately scared of her goon sons.

>>211801106
>is it a tranny?
Just inbred taiwanese. mainlanders look more normal.

>Double walking sticks with a wheelchair right there

>eating in front of the old lady who can't have any because it's probably undercooked

>>211801098
It's already week 2

>>211801095
jet's too much of a pussy

>>211800967
Yeah it was funny for the first 15 minutes I'll give you that.

funny how nick is always talking about the italians in rhode island and now we get to see them first hand

>>211801116
Yeah you're right I'm just seething cause I'm italian

>>211801026
>no reason
historylet retard

the u.s was supposed to be very choosey about who would fit in. the whole>bbbut we're all white
is a mutt fantasy

The washingtons, franklins, jeffersons did NOT want these wops, irish, or polacks.

>>211801077
>.07% jew
>wow I'm an ashkenazi jew!
kek

s3 wasnt fish tank
s4 isnt even a show

I'm stuck with my fucking family on a retarded vacation to see the redwood trees today, but all I want to do is watch ftl (and I've told them that). what am I missing bros?

>>211800101
Her forehead is too small and slightly slanted, lips way too big. Both common in turk or middle eastern plebs.
All her best features are european.

Unwatchable bit bros see you guys later

What the helly
Angie sisters are enjoying the show

>>211801112

>>211800090
She don’t fart man, she don’t do that shit man

I haven't been following this so far but as an avid SpongeBob aficionado I'm curious what Aryeh's opinions are. Favorite episode/season/character?

>>211801148
thought so

NEW

>>211801091
>>211801091
>>211801091

>>211801091
>>211801091
>>211801091

>inspects your spiritual rod, making sure its fully charged and able to produce white nectar for the upcoming ritual

Stop watching then because this is all you're going to get today

>>211801154
Bait

>>211801140
They’re autistic. They have no manners. Not even serving her first.

These are true Italians, wheeling their elderly mother out from the basement to perform a scam for a few hundred dollars
>m-muh family is the most important

>>211801112

her son has the craziest body shape I've ever seen in my entire life. like, weirder than fatty's

>>211801154
Nothing. Watch the recaps when you get back turn off your fucking phone

>>211801154
enjoy your family and time in nature retarded faggot

>>211801149
>The washingtons, franklins, jeffersons did NOT want these wops, irish, or polacks.

yeah and theyre all rotting in a fucking grave. if you want to live in an ethnostate go to israel bud.

>>211801112

>>211801153
TRVKE

>>211801153
s4 is more fishtank than s3 was

>>211801196
He's a human lobster

>>211801160
holy shit, that's good

>>211801154
They brought an old lady on to ramble for 45 minutes. it's honestly a bad bit I can't even understand what she's saying

oh i see its gonna be nontent because she brought 2 70 year old groupies and jet is scared to do the fuck-with-strangers bit

>>211800633
is the crack smoking aussie stripper not wholesome?

I hope the jew witch leaves a big fat steamy log in the toilet

You would think after S3 ended they would open up a spreadsheet and jot down 100–200 ideas for bits and challenges, add columns for what’s needed etc It’s easy shit. nah, they did nothing. What the fuck do they even do all day?

what are they eating? it just looks brown

what the fuck is "family house"?
and is that hong kong 2 podcast worth watching?

>>211801002
kek

>>211801154
Elim yesterday so I assume today is gonna be boring. Doubt you'll miss anything baby bro

>>211801281
>What the fuck do they even do all day?
Ear out

>>211801281
dont you see what they are up against tho

>>211801284

>>211801264
I WAS PROMISED BATH ROOM CAMS

>>211799831 (OP)
Jet from the future
Jeff
???

>>211800572
proud of you pookie

>>211801284
It's a seafood boil. Shrimp, crabs, mushrooms, potatos, corn cobs, etc etc

>>211801281
look at girls twitter and instagram, post in these threads, send tts, eat, drugs, search fun show ideas for 5 minutes

>>211801291
fake family friendly version of fishtank they told the witch lady so she'd come
and no its not its absolute boring dogshit. the only highlight is one time ben accidentally revealed his credit card info on video and chris forgot to edit it out.

>>211800843
truuu

baking

>>211800144
Based. Old people let non-whites and jews ruin our countries. They should have explosives screwed into their vital organs and detonated.

>>211800742
TRVKE MOAB

>>211801379
there's a thread

>>211801112

anyone else thought that the old witch was jeff in disguise xD?

>>211800843
It's more related to the spiritualism movement in the 1800's than it is any form of satanism. Hell, you probably believe in a lot of things that stem from spiritualism, like ghosts.

>>211801407
I suck at everything I do

>>211801098
First time?

>>211801002
I said to him " Heh….Tone you hear that robot? It said “nigger” heh

>>211801452
spiritualism is satanism. any "movement" that tries to replace God with something else is satanism.

>>211801494
wow she took a bite of something, so heckin' awesome and hot and adorable and cute I hope she grifts me of all my money

>>211801516
But spiritualism never did that. Lmao.

>>211801524
>so heckin' ... hot and adorable and cute

cant wait for dirench to stab this hoe

>Ellie planning to go to Europe
She's going to meet her Hungarian discord boyfriend.

>>211801592
she said her senior trip

>>211801592
its over

>the s1 house is haunted by a chinese ghost

"Who is Christopher to you?"


BROS IT'S SO OVER

>>211801663
lmfao

>>211801097
how u make dis

ellie isnt chinese!!!!!!

SETH IS IN BROS

Claire please just cum in me

Chinks father is a doctor! Shock horror

turn your ufc off

>>211801154
nothing, show is going to be retarded and boring today, enjoy nature

>>211799930
True. Spooky.

>>211800772
a fire alarm is better than fatty

>>211801717
googled "synthwave image effect"