>>716309073
You are a bioweapon, you just don't realize it. The problem comes that you want high speed internet, electricity, running water, every luxury society can offer, but you don't put anything into it. This sounds harsh but your reality is that your entire bloodline should be squishing bugs to get a red die for a carpet. That is your call in life, but again by some (((pure coincidence))) a woman who is in a position which she shouldn't be, as she should just take care of her kids is now 40, single, and the head of HR. She puts you on the other side of the counter in a t-mobile shop, trying to sell me a shitty ass subscription to me while all I fucking need is a working Samsung phone. Bonus that you have absolutely no clue about a technical detail and if someone asks you to change the display or battery you would shit yourself.
Multiply the misery by 10 if you have a fat bitch as a cousin who works at any institution connected to the government. 20X if its DMV.
The funnies part is you yourself would be much happier if you just continued the tradition of making carpets.