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It's just parody but the closest to what you're asking for is probably Rene Daumal's "Pataphysical Essays". In it he describes Pataphysics as being "as far removed from metaphysics as metaphysics is from physics"

You can get it brand new for like $15 from Wakefield Press. I especially liked the essay "Pataphysics of Ghosts" which is probably the closest thing to "actual science " you will find in the subject