Gentlemen, it has often been said that I love farming. Gentlemen... I LOVE farming.

I love planting turnips, creating rice paddies, forming barns for bee's and cows. I love levelling up my village to obtain more fields. I love then using those new fields. I love watering the crops and I love harvesting the crops. In the Spring, in the Summer, in the Autumn and in the Winter. I cherish each and every village within which my crops can be seeded within this Earth.

I love the glorious moment when my crops are ready to be put into the shipping shed. My heart dances when Sakuna gets to work harvesting my rice. I adore when my burly farmers put their backs into bringing forth cabbage. I shiver in whimsical mirth when I get rid of big eaters from my dominions.

And thus- Gentlemen- I wish to see farming worthy of the heavenly realm itself. Gentlemen, my Guardians who follow me. Pray, what do you wish for? Do you wish for farming as a matter of course? Do you wish for a merciless and rampant farm sim? Do you wish to plant and bring forth crops day in and day out till the world is over-run with the produce?

Very well. Then let us farm.

Let us rouse those slumbering lazybones and put them into the fields. Let us drag them from their breakfast, open their eyes and make them remember. Remember the feeling of the hoe in their hand. We shall make them remember that something exists in the space between the Heavenly Realm and the Underworld that does not exist in their philosophy.
We shall remind them of Farming.