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7/10/2025, 5:03:52 PM
>Playing Pathfinder WOTR, my favorite game
>Act 2. Before Vescavor Queen so technically first half of it.
>Visitors of Morta quest
>"Save some stupid kid" - description says. Easy as done, I think to myself.
>Be me. Playing low initiative Heavy Armor, Sword and Board CHAD
>I play as a Human(I need an extra feat to take the most valuable "Improved Hand Combat" feat for Crane Style) and also because Humans ARE BASED
>Enter the location and first thing I see is some stinky lowly Goblin subhumans.
>Prepare for battle. Need all the buffs I can muster. My loyal Buffsluts Nenio and Dairan(Sosiel is a fag so he stays at home) empowering my muscly, INT dipping, body to its full potential.
>10 minutes have passed tm
>Thank God I've taken that mythic for 24 hour spells otherwise I would have to rebuff myself every fight. Now those whelps will know whats coming for them - a 20 STR 13 DEX 14 VIG 7 INT 14 WIS 12 CHA(I don't want to be ugly) MACHINE IS READY
>Attempt to charge(bypasses initiative check LMFAO IMAGINE NEEDING THAT) at the stupid subhuman Goblin filth.
>....
>Somehow they have Sorcs and Oracles,lvl 10 and 30 CHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??
>First Goblin says: OOK EEHK GHAAA!! And summons 20 skelletons on me
>Second Goblin throws some pathetic Fire spell that explodes into my anti-fire shield(I forgot how this spell is called since I'm not a NERD, I'm BASEDGOD FIGHTER SWORD AND BOARD!)
>Realize I'm not longer as tall as I used to be(Enlarge Person is gone)
>WTF.jpg?
>My THP, My Bull Strength, My Haste, My EVERYTHING IS GONE!!
>WHERE DID IT GOOO?!?! NENIOO!!! DAIRANN!!!! WHAT'S GOING ON YOU DID BUFF ME DIDN'T YOU?!?!
>Delete Wotr and install PoE1 again, an actually good crpg game for TRUE Chads(I'm dipping Resolve)
>Act 2. Before Vescavor Queen so technically first half of it.
>Visitors of Morta quest
>"Save some stupid kid" - description says. Easy as done, I think to myself.
>Be me. Playing low initiative Heavy Armor, Sword and Board CHAD
>I play as a Human(I need an extra feat to take the most valuable "Improved Hand Combat" feat for Crane Style) and also because Humans ARE BASED
>Enter the location and first thing I see is some stinky lowly Goblin subhumans.
>Prepare for battle. Need all the buffs I can muster. My loyal Buffsluts Nenio and Dairan(Sosiel is a fag so he stays at home) empowering my muscly, INT dipping, body to its full potential.
>10 minutes have passed tm
>Thank God I've taken that mythic for 24 hour spells otherwise I would have to rebuff myself every fight. Now those whelps will know whats coming for them - a 20 STR 13 DEX 14 VIG 7 INT 14 WIS 12 CHA(I don't want to be ugly) MACHINE IS READY
>Attempt to charge(bypasses initiative check LMFAO IMAGINE NEEDING THAT) at the stupid subhuman Goblin filth.
>....
>Somehow they have Sorcs and Oracles,lvl 10 and 30 CHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??
>First Goblin says: OOK EEHK GHAAA!! And summons 20 skelletons on me
>Second Goblin throws some pathetic Fire spell that explodes into my anti-fire shield(I forgot how this spell is called since I'm not a NERD, I'm BASEDGOD FIGHTER SWORD AND BOARD!)
>Realize I'm not longer as tall as I used to be(Enlarge Person is gone)
>WTF.jpg?
>My THP, My Bull Strength, My Haste, My EVERYTHING IS GONE!!
>WHERE DID IT GOOO?!?! NENIOO!!! DAIRANN!!!! WHAT'S GOING ON YOU DID BUFF ME DIDN'T YOU?!?!
>Delete Wotr and install PoE1 again, an actually good crpg game for TRUE Chads(I'm dipping Resolve)
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