hello and happy femroe Friday my fellow femroe fanatics
this week, I'd like to present a fun and totally fictional series of events arranged in a haiku format
I love femroes so much it's unreal


it was all planned out:
dinner reservations made
for you and your love

outside of her home
in your trusty Regalia
you pop a breath mint

her front door opens
you rush to meet her halfway
she's too quick; she's here!

turning back around
to get the car door for her
she scoops you up first!

with a smug smile
she brings you back to your seat
gingerly, lowered

with flushed face aside
and composure returning
your date can begin!

pleasantries exchanged
venturing off towards dinner!
(hoping she likes it...!)

a Doman restaurant
it's one of your favorites, but
terrible parking...

quickly ushered in
to a booth in the corner
seated, oh at last!

drinks on the table
and a full course on its way,
how wondrous a night!

as the night went on
sharing food, drinks and laughter
a successful date!

a hand on your arm
from a man clad in bright red:
Sekiseigumi!

"What is the charge, Ser?
A succulent Doman meal?
Get your hands off me!"

dragged out from your seat
how roughly they accosted!
your date now ruined!

thwack! crunch! groans of pain!
a commotion erupted
but who was to blame?

gazing from the floor
you watched your femroe throw hands
what a sight to see!

broken and battered
the red men now black and blue
she cracked her knuckles

scooped up yet again
princess carried to your car
forgot leftovers...

taking her back home
with her triumphant smile
she kisses your cheek!

quite pleased with herself
you hesitantly pondered:
mission accomplished?


please enjoy the rest of your Friday and have a good weekend
in the words of another anon, "remember to be kind, even online"
thank you