SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME SWITCH 2 WAS GONNA WOW ME
IT DIDN'T SO I'M MAKING THIS THREAD
I WAS PROMISE 4K FUN WITH HIGH FRAMERATES IN MY PALM
BUT I GOT BLURRY DLSS INSTEAD


WELL, THE PORTS KEEP COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
ALL ON SWITCH 2 CARDS THAT CONTAIN NOTHIN'
NO NEW THIRD PARTY GAMES THAT IT CAN RUN
BUT THAT'S OK IT GETS A FIVE YEAR OLD ONE


UPSCALING GAMES FROM 360P
THEN IN TWO HOURS AN EMPTY BATTERY
FAKE HDR SCREEN HAS IPS GLOW
AND THEN THE STICKS DRIFT WHEN I LET GO


HEY NOW, VALUED CUSTOMER
GET YOUR WALLET OUT, PAY
NOW YOU'RE, AN AMBASSADOR
ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME


(*This game requires Nintendo Gold™)
KEEP PLAYING ZELDA WII U 'TILL YOU'RE OLD