Thread 712644347

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME SWITCH 2 WAS GONNA WOW ME
IT DIDN'T SO I'M MAKING THIS THREAD
I WAS PROMISE 4K FUN WITH HIGH FRAMERATES IN MY PALM
BUT I GOT BLURRY DLSS INSTEAD


WELL, THE PORTS KEEP COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
ALL ON SWITCH 2 CARDS THAT CONTAIN NOTHIN'
NO NEW THIRD PARTY GAMES THAT IT CAN RUN
BUT THAT'S OK IT GETS A FIVE YEAR OLD ONE


UPSCALING GAMES FROM 360P
THEN IN TWO HOURS AN EMPTY BATTERY
FAKE HDR SCREEN HAS IPS GLOW
AND THEN THE STICKS DRIFT WHEN I LET GO


HEY NOW, VALUED CUSTOMER
GET YOUR WALLET OUT, PAY
NOW YOU'RE, AN AMBASSADOR
ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME


(*This game requires Nintendo Gold™)
KEEP PLAYING ZELDA WII U 'TILL YOU'RE OLD

Well meme'd

>>712644347 (OP)
kino

>>712644347 (OP)
nostalgic

Better version

Not bad, but you really need to work on matching the syllables.
Forced a few square pegs into round holes there.
But decent work overall.

>>712644691
>Supersampling
Retard, that's BETTER than native.

>>712644701
What a retarded comparison. Even my grampa has steam on his pc. What are you gonna do next, post the number of people with acess to google play store on mobile?

>>712644347 (OP)
noice

>>712644825
TH-THAT DOESN'T COUNT!

>>712644347 (OP)
vocaroo when

>>712645001
https://files.catbox.moe/0gjyo0.mp3

>>712645069
...like, im not against AI, but thats not all star in the slightest, mate.

>>712645069
>snoyboys are so void of talent that they have to resort to ai that doesn't even sound correct
grim

>>712644347 (OP)
>BUT I GOT BLURRY DLSS INSTEAD

Fail
Learn to rhythm and match song cadence
Not even reading the rest

>>712644347 (OP)
Not half bad. Need some work, but a fine meme song my friend.

forced memes are lame and gay

>>712644347 (OP)
This is infinitely better than any of the Switch 2 versions of ONE GAME, which were just embarassing.

>>712644691
This one flows better

shitty snoy meme

>>712644347 (OP)
snoys can't meme

/v/ the musical has gone downhill huh

>>712644347 (OP)
It's normal bruh nobody is buying switch 2

>>712647353
Lmao true, Switch 2 versions be looking like someone smeared Vaseline on the screen and called it a day. Meanwhile, even low-effort parody songs are outperforming them in raw entertainment value. Nintendo's really coasting on fumes at this point.

you ever read a pasta that just feels like it was made to BE pasta? not organic, but rather like someone said "boy i sure hope this gets epically screenshotted and reposted"
that's kinda what ever pasta written in recent years feels like

>>712648141
Im pretty sure you wont see any actual musicalfag songs outside of october because they have a retarded (great?) rule where anything written and posted prior to the musical is rejected

>>712649541
how exactly do they prove that?

>>712644347 (OP)
ONE GAME mindbroke snoys this hard, huh?

>>712651131
...Search the text keywords in the archive?
I guess you could do a 1000iq powerplay and prepare a typo-filled version prior to the musical, and then send a proper one to make it theoretically unsearchable, but what would be the point?

>>712651570
i thought the /v/ archive was dead now

>>712652478
I think theres another one (Dont know if search works there though) and b4k just had .co changed to .dev