I ate because I ended up having nothing else to do.
Chuds ITT be like:
>God reincarnated me into a sentient sexless giant amoeba, having me keep my human memories!? Damn it, ex-fellow chuds from 4chan and Twitter will call me trans and laugh at me!! I don't even have my XY chromosomes anymore but I'm totally a male man!!
Well? Your response?