Thread 81751884

MBTI
A THREAD JUST FOR (You)
COME MAKE FRIENDS
WITH SOPHIE AND PATCH PATCH!! ^_^ CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH~~
IS Turbine a FEDERAL AGENT edition????


THREAD TOPICS AND QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK
>Your Type
>One World Order or Nuclear Hellfire?
>Revenge of the Sith or Startrek The Next Generation?
>Do you like space?
>Who put the stars where they belong in the sky??


Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is an introspective self-report questionnaire indicating differing psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions.
>Notice me Jung senpai!
>-Alfred Adler

MBTI/Jungian test:
https://sakinorva.net/functions
Watchword test for fun:
https://watchwordtest.com/wtitle2.html

Easy Rundown on C.G. Jung's Depth Psychology
https://pastebin.com/1PYUQTpP

Anons Guide to Jungian Typology:
https://pastebin.com/XJvFYQzT

Explanations of functions:
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungian_cognitive_functions

Turbie-Wurbie's Cutesy Test Link Compilation! UwU:
https://pastebin.com/6YSzm68D

Exploration into Enneagram:
https://wiki.personality-database.com/books/enneagram
https://ennealib.carrd.co/

Syntax of Love:
https://psychosophy.ru/books/sintaksislubvi/sintaksislubvi1.html

Myers Briggs Files:
https://ufdc.ufl.edu/collections/myersbriggs

>Previously
>>81690299

>>81751884 (OP)
Crazy that ISFPs are Darth Vader, but it makes sense not gonna lie

OP How come there are two ISTPs in your picture

>>81751884 (OP)
I'm an INTP 5w4. The stereotypical personality for this website.
>One World order. On the chance I might agree with the world authority. Lesser of two evils.
>Revenge of the Sith. Never really got into Startrek
>I like space, but I lean more towards being impartial to it
>God

>>81752010
Based! I never watched either space show but I'm gonna watch star trek original

What does 5w4 mean?

Uhm Henlo, are you my person?

Im an INTJ and I hate it

I wish I was an ENTJ

Episode 0 of star trek is so sad this ugly girl goes back to illusion ville and ends up without a husband because she's too ugly to be seen by people.

>>81751884 (OP)
>https://pastebin.com/1PYUQTpP
330 views... Not bad. If 1% of presumedly mostly unique views is someone taking it seriously, it means there are a few people who educate themselves and - looking around - don't waste time on posting in this pointless place. That's good, good.

>>81752819
>https://pastebin.com/1PYUQTpP
It's actually just me opening it and closing it over and over again everytime i remake the thread!

>>81752819
Hi patchy patch! You're one of the threads goodest friends! ^_^
I hope you're having a good day and not too angsty over the world! We will all find our person and get pregnant soon yes!!!

>>81752836
It's been up to 30 threads since I had put it. Botting it up or re-opening it for no reason over 30 times in a row before I expressed interest in stats would've been pointless. The 30 views is the buffer.

>COME MAKE FRIENDS
>WITH SOPHIE AND PATCH PATCH!!

why the fuck would i do that

>>81753076
who wouldn't want sophie and patchy sitting on their lap bickering about mbti

>regs who are cucks:
>regs who are cuckoldresses:

No regs are cuckholds because that is an abomination

>>81752819
Hi Intjfemboi, i hope all is well with you

>>81751924
>>81751998
it's AI generated

>>81752574
enneagram typing

>>81753552
>regs who are cucks
TE, Gus, Apollo, Lilac, Sloggy47
>regs who are cuckoldresses
Turbie, Sophie, Kris, INTJFemboi

>regs who are heart warmers
>regs who are sob farmers

>>81753823
>regs who are heart warmers
Turbie, Sophie, Kris, INTJFemboi
>regs who are sob farmers
TE, Gus, Apollo, Lilac, Sloggy47

>>81751884 (OP)
I read this from top to bottom so it was kinda funny seeing ISFJ as Darth vader

Khuck if you're reading this. I'm sending you hugs to keep you warm through the night.

Cannot believe that the internet was ruined for some peolple by other people

tiny frame
ginger
big breasts

>>81753740
How do you know it's ai??

i thought kevin o leary is estj?

>>81754111
there's an extra line of types that aren't assigned to a picture, all the faces are at least mildly fucked up, switches between star wars and star trek randomly, eventually it switches from being organized (all NTs on the top row, then NFs, etc) to being disorderly (too many SPs), some of the typing is just blatant nonsense (ExFP yoda), two random star wars logos at the bottom apropos of nothing, and this is a trend i saw on twitter where people tell AI to generate pictures of show/movie casts to see if it can do it and name them correctly.

>>81754025
story of the internet. everyone on it are fags and it's only getting worse

do you think AI generated content should count as unique content by r9k standards since it's not technically unique

>>81754240
It's not unique content, but its use should be encouraged everywhere it's allowed, so people would be too disgusted to use such platforms.
After all, isn't average AIsloppa piece better than a personmade one? Allow an AI takeover here with AI doing gatekeeping, and fake smiles and real regsex go extinct as the offended crawl back to their discords. Am I supposed to be AIphobic now?

>>81752819
Does MBTI ignore the transcendent function, or does it highlight it in its own way?

Isn't the very process of highlighting psychological processes with the intent of aiding people towards individuation the very nature of the transcendent function?

>>81754644
That possible benefit from MBTI would be a potential byproduct of the T.F. rather than the T.F. itself.
MBTI fails at getting close to T.F., since it does exactly what Jung warned against in Psychological Types book - MBTIeans are subscribed to society-centric and consciousness-centric narratives around being a type they had to become to adapt within their lives, rather than being subscribed to explorations of themselves beyond what typology could provide.
That is, at best, MBTI can be a modular attachment for T.F.

Isn't it better when we have Reggie sex just a little bit though. All the reggies need to get pregnant

>>81754772
Well, by the nature of the transcendent function, you cannot really.... point to it. You can only point to products of it, and say "this came from the transcendent function".
Fundamentally, MBTI was made for... simply put... stupid people. They thought that the transcendent function was effectively unreachable for the majority of people. So they don't really directly point to it, or consciously invoke it. But, they do unconsciously invoke it, through the very nature of what MBTI is made for.
Which is pointing to the conscious functions, the dominant and aux, and asks them to identify with them. And, as you may know, this creates psychological pressure a sort of tension buildup in the mind. The more someone identifies with their type, and only their conscious attitudes, the more the unconscious pulls. At some point, they will sense the dissonance between their persona, their "type", and their deeper psychic reality, as it were. And through this tension, the transcendent function arises.

So, in a sense, yes. They do avoid the transcendent function. But, paradoxically, maybe even Jungianly, through the attempt to avoid it, they run face first smack into it. Because, as you may know, that's how repression works.
But, through this misstep, if you can even call it that, they invite people to engage with the transcendent function in a very accessible way that avoids all the woowoo hand waving and mystical stuff that alienates your average normie.
And really, that was their intent in the first place. Accessibility. For stupid people. Who can't into mythic language.

Oddly enough, the entire MBTI framework does nothing except BREED psychological tension. But that tension is required for the transcendent function to... well.. function.
For example, the notion that type doesn't change, and that it's static. Believing you're incapable of change is prime real estate for psychological tension. You can only believe that for so long until the psyche starts pushing back against that very idea.

And through this flaw, paradoxically, MBTI invites people to engage with the transcendent function. It invites them by putting them in the cage, the shackles, that they have to break out of.

This thread is very on-topic and Jungian! I am happee!

>>81754954
Where are we going with this...

My dog Reggie is a 12-year-old obese male pug so the thought of him getting pregnant is very funny to me
Istp here drink my ist pee

>>81755199
We're headed straight for the transcendent function!
BWOO BWOO!
PULL UP!
COLLISSION PATH DETECTED
BWOO BWOO!!
PULL UP!

Transcendent function is witchcraft, Our Father is not a function he's a man

The transcendent function does not refer to God, you know.

checkmate jungians i brought my dictionary

>>81755026
>Believing you're incapable of change is prime real estate for psychological tension. You can only believe that for so long until the psyche starts pushing back against that very idea.
In general, the psyche does not inevitably and inherently push back against traits that are considered unchangeable. Being deeply unsettled by the very idea that, at some fundamental level, certain traits of your identity are fixed, is a sign of mental illness. Instead, the idea is to recognise that rather than trying to change those traits, it is better to embrace them for what they are and learn to work with them, by actively seeking out activities and environments where the strengths of said traits would be played into, while the weaknesses would be mitigated or avoided.

I haven't eaten for 3 days.
If transcendent function has relevance to you, why can't you point to its universal handle of invocation?

>>81751884 (OP)
They have made Kirk not the most handsome man in the universe and for this I will b ignoring the thread premise

>>81755518
Pls eat patchouli san

I did a bunch of days without eating too it was pretty sad ;-;
But it's best to eat food and get big and strong so you can pick up turbie easy

>>81755481
Yes the transcendent function transcends other functions.
>>81755483
It does. But, it doesn't do it immediately. If you believe you cannot change, you will stay there comfortably for a while, but the pressure will build. Psychological pressure builds over long periods of time usually.
This pressure will manifest in many different ways, namely, longing. As an example, someone who believes they're incapable of change will long for change. They will ponder and wonder how it could be possible that they could be something else. They don't want to be this anymore.
You can see this behavior in a lot of people. Even here in these threads. They'll say things like "[my type] is the worst type!" which is the same thing. It's psychological tension.

This sort of pressure and push back is inherent to the psyche. It's inherent to humans. It's archetypal. It's a parapraxis of sorts, they reject their own ego identity because it constrains them, but at the same time, they refuse to let go of it, because it's comfortable. It's cognitive dissonance, a result of psychological pressure. It's just pressure that hasn't been integrated yet. Emphasis on the yet.
>rather than trying to change those traits
It's not about changing the traits. It's about transforming them through psychological alchemy. If you're content on keeping the traits that constrain you simply because they're "yours" and you identify with them, so be it. But, eventually, your identification with those traits will be the downfall of your own identity.
Eventually you will see that you're more than those traits and the pressure in your own mind will push you towards a different sense of self. A self that is whole and willing to allow itself to change and not be attached to the traits it has, not being afraid, nor cling to the parts of itself that it identifies with.
Your traits do not have to own you, you do not need to keep them in their current forms in order for you to be... you.

>Be ENTJ
>Also bald
Picard is literally me

This is just buzzword-heavy and unspecific to anything tangible. What for, where to for? What's up with the presumptions?

>>81755693
You're talking about two different types of change. One is in the sense of growth, in terms of evolving, adapting, becoming better. That's not the kind of change that gives you negative "psychological tension" (unless you're referring to psychological tension as a positive force, but that's not what I got from your initial comment). The other is trying to change who you are at a fundamental level, which invariably leads to "psychological tension" and other mental issues. I.e. pretending that you're an extrovert, instead of accepting that interacting with people will drain you at a fundamental level, no matter how good you become at ignoring/hiding it.

And yes, there's something more to all of us than a four letter identifier. It's silly to think otherwise and it's silly to think that this is what typology implies.

>>81755853
>That's not the kind of change that gives you negative "psychological tension"
It's a result of psychological tension.
>The other is trying to change who you are at a fundamental level
This is not a thing. It's just a lie your ego has told you to remain in the place that you know. To stay where you're comfortable.
>instead of accepting that interacting with people will drain you at a fundamental level
This is like saying "I'm a fundamentally weak person, when I exercise I get tired, and always will, there's no changing that so I shouldn't exercise. And above that I should avoid situations where I exert myself physically to avoid being physically tied." Again, it's just a comfortable lie to avoid things which are difficult and put stress on oneself.

That's a very narrow self perception. It paints oneself as a being, which on a fundamental level, is incapable of change. Which again, is just the ego clinging to things which it identifies with. It's not fundamental at all, outside of the ego. The ego says "This thing IS me, and if it changes, then WHAT THE FUCK AM I????" And that terrifies the ego. So it paints that thing as fundamental, and unchangeable.
But it's not.

It's sort of like mistaking the paint for the structure itself, and being afraid to take the paint off, or change the paint because it would cause the building to collapse.
But, obviously, that won't happen. Because paint is not load bearing in any capacity.
Nor is the ego's identities.

>>81755972
>who you are at a fundamental level
>This is not a thing.
Let me guess, you probably also think that deluding yourself into believing you're a woman actually *makes you* a woman.

>>81756038
No. But what you've said proves the point I was attempting to make. "Gender identity" is merely an ego identity, hidden behind a layer of obfuscation.

Not only that, but biological sex is not a fundamental aspect of "who you are". It's an objective, physical aspect, sure. Fundamental, no. Even if you could change your sex, it wouldn't change who you are. It would just change your body. It would change your ego identity. Your persona. Nothing more. Just another mask. Another layer of paint.

>>81751884 (OP)
Why are there labels on the top and the bottom? It's too early for me to be this confused.

>>81755518
Uwu pls make sure to still eat... Too skinny is too much of a problem!

>>81754081
turbie
gus
sophie

I ate because I ended up having nothing else to do.
Chuds ITT be like:
>God reincarnated me into a sentient sexless giant amoeba, having me keep my human memories!? Damn it, ex-fellow chuds from 4chan and Twitter will call me trans and laugh at me!! I don't even have my XY chromosomes anymore but I'm totally a male man!!
Well? Your response?

>>81757273
I guess I am a stinky troony 'roon

>>81752819
>don't waste time on posting in this pointless place.
Why do you post here if it is, in your words, pointless?

>>81757671
because he has a crush on infj-a

are enfj-senpai and lilac tomboys

>>81752804
Both are rude assholes, but at least INTJs only show it if you approach them first

These threads arenso stupid.

> ISTP
> Haven't felt genuine happiness in years

>>81757671
I can extract useful data here once in a Blue Moon. It's a specialist skill; others are genuinely better off not approaching these premises past the link to reading recommendations.

The link is a souvenir shop near the dungeon entrance, and the general is a filthy dungeon full of monsters that mindlessly viciously drop and guard materials only useful for niche alchemists, do you get it?

>>81758673
Please describe in more detail this useful-to-you-but-seldom-to-most-others data, so that I took might know if my stay is worthwhile

>>81758779
I refuse to elaborate further desu.

>>81758879
>I refuse to elaborate further desu.
Ah, so you can't describe it. I thought as much. Thanks for the confirmation

>not describing every mine in the minefield you warn about, huh? We-*BOOM*
Hell yeah, go get 'em tiger!

>>81759020
What did you get from this post?

>>81759036
Read the resources in the reading recs.

>>81759055
And do they speak for you?

>>81753378
>sophie
Isn't that a MTF?

>>81759100
~33% of
https://pastebin.com/1PYUQTpP resource contents do; I handpicked the resources.

>>81759127
But which 33 percent? Were I to read all 100, I might not know which 33 spoke for you and which remainder did not. Please be a good lad and point me in the rightmost direction

The distinction doesn't matter, more so if you're not reading to possibly see anything at all in the first place.

>>81759201
>The distinction doesn't matter
Perhaps it matters to me. Who are you to declare which distinctions do and do not matter to someone other than yourself?

>Your Type
>Your Height
>Your Panty color

>long-time fan of Jung utterly excited to read Jung for the very first time in decades
Welcome to the INFJ-A club!

>>81759395
>>Your Type
>>Your Height
>>Your Panty color
Asked and answered more than once.

>>81759508
I am sure you've changed since then

>>81757273
You're not a sexless giant amoeba you're just a chud. Get better kid

Thread is in need of Rx so fucking bad it isn't even funny. Literally the only thing that could salvage it at this point

>>81759754
You're just horny slut

>>81759754
there are literally beautiful femboys in this very thread and you talk about a mid 30s whore

get a fucking grip

>>81759537
>I am sure you've changed since then
What if Anon didn't even change his panties since then? It's possible

>>81759127
i want to get you real drunk and make a fool out of your little Se inferior

>>81759784
Normal people aren't gay incel

>>81759829
shut up ugly larping nerd

>>81759813
Sounds like those are panties that need a sniffin

>>81759839
Uhm, sweaty, I'm physically attractive

>>81759860
your little INFJ Se-inferior can't take it
you no idea who I am

>>81759784
What beautiful femboys? Point them out to me, Anon, so that I might know who to avoid.

>>81759784
You take that back right fucking now. She's Royalty

Holy shit the formatting
Or rather the apparent lack thereof

>your type
>which reggie likely has the cutest feet

>>81759933
INTJ
Turbie

>>81757815
enfj-senpai..... no
lilac..... somewhat?

i like big bussy bitches

>>81759933
t-this post s-seems to be a wee bit suggestive . . .

i swear if intjfemboi is secretly shadow-replying to these reggiesex posts i am going to be so diamonds right now

>>81759933
I'm going with Lilac since she's the only one that I personally know for a fact is a woman.

Gayest thing I read all day

>>81760020
I have seen her real life feet and I can't even remember what they look like. They must not have been cute

I would on God rather homosexually touch patch feet than to touch non-cute woman feet

>>81751884 (OP)
Man, that chart is super fucked-up. The last row of labels is repeated. There are two "ESFP", one should probably be "ESFJ" but which one? The first row is all "*NT*", the second "*NF*", but the third and fourth row are variously (and inconsistently) "*S[FT]*". The pictures are obviously AI-generated hallucinations.

The whole thing is sad. The fact that it's associated with this long-assed post taking itself too seriously is even more sad.

>>81760051
this is what separates ACTUAL faggots from the fake ones. and the ACTUAL faggots are definitely the ones obsessing about used up hag toes

>>81760052
if you look closely you'll notice there is actually a fifth column

>>81760075
That cake is a lie, my friend.

Anyone here play any video games like league of legends or maybe the sims

>>81759959
how is enfj-senpai not a tomboy?

>>81760072
I don't understand what what you said means. Am I, in your estimation, an actual for real faggot yes or no?

>>81760120
If the "game" offers neither the depth nor the opportunity for autistic excel spreadsheet "sheets upon sheets" creation and the spending of more time therein than in actually playing . . . then I'm not interested in playing it, to be perfectly honest with you

>>81760120
>the sims
Closest thing I've played was called My Sims (at least I think that's what it was called).

>>81760052
Yes, the picture is too ambitious for early 2025 AI. Even the best image generators can only handle around 10 distinct elements before they start breaking down. A July 2026 version of this would likely be perfect, maybe even some models slated for this summer could handle it, but right now is too early for this.

>>81760052
you need to think less in terms of pleasing your own autistic brain and more in terms of what most will consume. to the average person that chart looks "near indistinguishable" from human created content

>>81751884 (OP)
(>^_^)><(^_^<)
INFJ-T!!! ^_^'
Why not both~? *w*
Sith! Only because I'm more familiar with Star Wars than Star Trek! ^.^
Yes! ^o^
God? :3


>>81716767
There's the "4 sides of mind" theory, discussed at least by CS Joseph, that your superego type is the 2nd and :3rd letter (from the left) of your ego (normal) type changed to their opposites! ^_^;
Alternatively, if you believe in Grant(-style) function stacks, there are at least two ways to get your superego type:
1. Through your subconscious type!
2. Through your unconscious type!

Examples:
1. Ego: NiFeTiSe = INFJ ---> turn the function stack upside down to get Subconscious: SeTiFeNi = ESTP ---> flip the function attitudes to get Superego: SiTeFiNe = ISTJ
2. Ego: NiFeTiSe = INFJ ---> flip the function attitudes to get Unconscious: NeFiTeSi = ENFP ---> turn the function stack upside down to get Superego: SiTeFiNe = ISTJ

UwU


>>81716628
:3c

>>81717471
>>81717479
OwO
Thanks for the long reply! ^.^
I forgot that a nodal return isn't just about embracing the qualities of your North Node; It's also about discarding old patterns that no longer work or serve you and are related to your South Node! One scenario for someone with North Node in 1st house Aries and South Node in 7th house Libra could be that they take the lead, prioritize themselves, and leave partnerships where they had to act too much like a mediator and to put their own needs aside! Note: This is just a hypothetical example! :O
>2025 is about healing
The North Node entered Pisces in January 2025 and will stay there until July 2026 if I remember correctly, and one of the Piscean themes is collective healing, so... :3
The first half of 2025 was one of my worst times so far, however, but I hope the second half will be better! ;.;
Uranus in Gemini (July 7, 2025 - 2033 almost all the time) will probably shake things up - not for me only, but in general - and I don't know where it will take us! @w@
Early Oct & Late Nov 2026 might be interesting! ^_^

Big Bussy Bitches Are A Thing I Like

>>81760122
she's basically just a longhaired latina in her 30s man, dont know where all this wishful thinking comes from

I thought the name of the QwQ reasoning AI model was a reference to the emoticon! :Oc


>>81751884 (OP)
>Turbine
I haven't seen that nickname used in a long time! :3c

>>81716820
<3
I prefer to keep my real age unknown, but it's known I was born before 2001! *^_^*
I may look younger, however! :3c

>>81759959
This! ^_^

>>81759952
<3

>>81754644
Is the transcendent function X? I forgot! TwT


Goodnight! <(^_^)> ^w^ ^o^
Remember to take your testosterone blockers! (>^_^)><(^_^<)

turbie.... is a MILF???

>>81760533
Why do you think so? :O
I-is everything pre-2001 already in that age range? :Oc
O-or if it's the lunar nodes, I wasn't talking about *my* nodal return! ;O

hahahaha get baited milf femboi

Researching company earnings while watching one of those 4K walk videos in Medellin Colombia is seriously distracting. There are so many beautiful girls down there. Maybe I should dust off the passport, holy smokes. Mi appetito

someone seems a little silent lately

>>81760617
You're not one of those yet, until you and I have our first kid~

>>81760509
>Remember to take your testosterone blockers! (>^_^)><(^_^<)
Turbie why are you promoting Hormones to people T_T"
Everyone should natural and pure not messing with their naked selves

>>81760744
until there are actual working artificial wombs in the next 5-10 yrs, its not gonna happen

>>81760802
How come? Turbie is surely a woman with a working womb and uterus

>>81760760
because tranny, i mean turbie, is a tranny.

>>81760834
Turbie is a girl, Sophie is a tranny, Kris and Mosley are femboys, we've been over this

I never believed turbie was a tranny ever until she said to take testosterone blockers

>>81760760
>>81760834
>>81760874
I'm pretty sure the T blockers thing was meant to be a joke...

>>81760919
You really do'nt know turbie, do you?
>>81760874
it's something he's said numerous times. it's a well known fact that turbie hates testosterone.

if turbie likes testosterone how come she likes me the most testosterone filled reggie of all time huh

turbie just likes that you give him attention
turbie loves attention.
people are just a means to get it.

>>81761020
this. turbie strings people along more than any other reg

>>81760808
He's like soapie. An old man in his 30s desperately trying to stay relevant with the "cool kids"

How could turbie do that to me ;-;
that would make her worse than infja

please let these threads crumble to dust already

>>81761002
did you just freudian slip roast yourself

>>81761174
>please let these threads crumble to dust already
But if we did so, then the chances of Rx returning go to zero. At least now it's 0.001%, give or take. That's enough to fuel hope

My new letter to Turbie's Dad

Dear Turbie's Dad,
I found out that you only gave birth to sons. :O I'm shocked because I feel in love with your first born daughter, but it turned out to be a boy dressed up as a girl online and I saw him convincing people to stop puberty D: please stop this madness immediately before i have an omega meltie and hit the big red button. No more ice cream stop buying that when you know it's time for his return.
Thank you, Turbie Enjoyer

>>81761174
From the ashes YOU WILL BE REBORN

>>81761174
>please let these threads crumble to dust already
Sorry, I'm having too much fun watching TE die inside.

>>81761347
>I'm having too much fun watching TE die inside.
die inside? he probably feels extreme relief from not having to put up that cringe facade any more

>>81761365
Why you gotta ruin this for me, man?

>>81761387
because it's fake enjoyment. be real, be Fi. as much as you can be.

Real enjoyment, I really want to marry female turbie and be grafted onto her family tree

>>81761467
hope so big bro but it mostly seems like youre getting strung along for a mid 30s femboy

>>81760849
Turbie is a tranny, Sophie is a girl, Kris and Mosley are femboys, we've been over this

>>81761467
why would you want to marry a man
are you... gay?
that is a sin you know

>>81761365
Given how butthurt he got when Turbie got a little bit flirty with another anon, I doubt it.

Unironically, what would an INFJ and an INTJ relationship look like? Does it ever get off the ground? How long before the crash and burn?

>>81761602
lots of psychobabble that no one else can understand

Asking for a friend of course

>>81761607
Rate their ability to design and co-create a factorio megabase together

I feel like this is the make or break litmus test

Similar to how coordinating and baking a meal together might be the litmus for S types ..

>>81761602
lots of babble, Se tiptoeing, and complex intellectual situation

If you can't communicate and coordinate naturally on the first date, or if you experience difficulty completing tasks together, then that shit is over with

>>81761638
>complex intellectual situation

>>81761689
Did you ever read Goethe's Elective Affinities. He said it was his best work ever it's a book of complex intellectual situations. I think he's a dirty dog for this one though and the guy needs to repent.

I hope turbie is like a 95 year old grand duchess with beautiful short white hair and a whole fortune in the bank and we can get married right away before there is an unfortunate accident that leaves me a billionaire in france

>>81761826
No. I suppose I'll have to add it to one of my reading lists

>>81761842
Lmao who keeps fortunes in the bank?

>>81761863
boomer pensioner do

>>81761638
What is an Se tiptoeing

>>81761602
I'm an INFJ who had this I wouldn't recommend it

INFJ is best with NFP or maybe STJ for stability

>>81761902
are you a boy infj or a girl infj?

>>81761908
Male INFJ and she was a girl INTJ

Okay good, I think it can work if it's the reverse

All INFJs Belong to me!!!! ^_^

>>81761902
All right, my fellow INFJ brother, you have convinced me to give up this particular fantasy. I thank you for sharing your life experiences. My condolences, and good luck

>>81761889
Yeah and they're retarded

What about male INFJ female INTP tho? Is that still in the running???

>>81761948
It can definitely work, the way the other anons described it is pretty accurate (lots and lots of psychobabble). It can be REALLY intellectually stimulating and fun, so I actually do recommend it, but...
It's just that she was cluster B, and there were other issues... most unrelated to mbti.

>>81761970
sounds somewhat compatible, but definitely not optimal

>>81761948
just find a cute infp girl that likes your Ni aura nigga

>>81762011
This is actually meta as fuck if the infp girl I got into is anything to go by

>>81761620
I rate it 7/10. It will be sporadically designed, and probably take much longer than it should, but it will be beautiful.

>>81762034
not the way to go. forced relationship

>>81762011
You say that like it's easy

>>81762034
>and probably take much longer than it should
But these are the absolute best bases
Sounds like heaven <3
Okay I'm back in, the fantasy lives again

Female NT > Female NF > femboys NT > anyone else

lilac is an enfp change my mind

>>81762049
What exactly is forced about it? If anything, it's the opposite.
Oh look the iron refineries need to be fixed
Oh look the needs more guns over here
shit we broke the iron again because too much usage
Shit we need more bullets now
Are we getting oil?
Oil?
I CAN'T GET OIL AND BUILD TURRETS I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING OIL BUT YOU SAID TO FIX THE TURRETS

I KNOW I SAID THAT BUT WE CAN'T DIE OR ELSE THE OIL IS USELESS
ok you're right...
I'll finish the turrets and then get oil
Wat are you doing by the way?
Weeeelllll, you seee... I'm trying to make the pixel picture on the map for the iron refineries look exactly how I want it to..
Time well spent...

>>81762098
Intuitives really do be gay this is why I code shift into an ESTP when I'm out hitting the streets

>Calls other people gay
>Is literally gay for a man roleplaying as a woman
ahem

>>81762167
If you were a woman I'd marry you on the spot

>>81762204
Well I am an intuitive afterall B)

I hope I dream of a complex intellectual situation in my sleep tonight ..

>>81762204
One of these days turbie is gonna come clean and tell us the contents of her pants, which will prove that she is a woman and then i will have reggie sex babies and Turbie Enjoyer Jr will be tearing apart the jungian psychobabbler and sentencing them to the freudian gulags

>>81762399
turbie? come clean?
yeah right.
that would never happen.
the facade will never be removed.
the mask never taken off.
he doesn't like what is underneath.

>>81761914
Why do you use girly pictures?

>>81762119
She doesn't have the enfp spark.

>>81762735
I will force her to take a shower >:(

You can lead a turbie to water
but you can't make one bathe

>>81762916
she acts like a derpy meme machine though

>>81763609
And yet no spark

>>81763609
Yeah too bad that isn't how you determine someone's type.
An ISTP could act that way literally all the time.

STOP
FUCKING
TALKING ABOUT
THESE FUCKING REGGIE SEXERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I FUCKING HAATE IT FUCK FUCK FUCK HATE IT FUCKAJKCKCKCCAKKFCKACAACACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I

How about we talk about...
The Transcendent Function?
And how to transcend the stagnant conceptualization of the self as merely nothing more than the ego.

>>81763995
yeah, it's not like any of them are interesting people. infj-a at least talks about mbti but the others are flatly worthless.

>No one reggy sex posts about me
>I'm the only person who really talks about MBTI
Huh... Coincidence?
I think not

>>81764296
>laments about how no one posts about them
>has no identity

>>81761504
You really don't read their posts, do you?
Turbie's gender is unknown, but they might be a girl larping as a femboy.
Sophie is biologically male.
Kris is male but not particularly feminine.
Mosley is kind of femboy.

>>81764322
Laments? I think you've misunderstood.
It was an expression of honor.
Reggy sex posts are the lowest of the lows.

>>81764449
What if this post is made by sophia who isn't actually a biomoid, but is a girl larping as a femboy?

>>81764534
I know it isn't.

does your mbti type say anything about your shadow?

>>81764569
It reveals what your shadow identifies with, or what it is that you've repressed from your ego. The aspects of yourself you have very little control over, what you tend to project onto other people, and what your stress responses are likely to be.

>your type
>do you pintrest

>>81764912
INFJ
I have one floating around somewhere which I never use. The most interaction I had with Pinterest was several bot accounts when I still owned drop shipping stores

good evenyan,
i'd like to know more about enfp.

>>81765954
They're slutty. Really fucking slutty.

>>81765954
they love new things. New things good. Old things bad. Oh look, shiny object!
Bored of shiny object.
Need new object.
Oh look new shiny object!
Repeat until crisis of self.

fuck all of you fags.

>>81764449
kris is super feminine. maybe even more than turbie
sophie is super masculine
turbie enjoyer is the most feminine reg

>>81764449
God you sound insufferable. Just shut the fuck up

>>81764296
The field can't take any more posts about you specifically. They can't be seen, because I restrain the visibility of their signature. But the thread itself and all of its inhabitants can tell, there's just no more room for more.

I hate ISTPs named Patrick

>>81764912
>>your type
ESFP-T
>>do you pintrest
No; if a picture interests me, I'd rather save a copy of it.

>>81760206
If there is anything to play in it, then that's the spirit! I'd prefer something like KSP or CDDA over Factorio. The former two doesn't feel like I should be paid for playing them.

>>81764912
>>your type
INTJ
>>do you pintrest
I look up sources on pics from there as I enter because there is stuff I'm tracking down. So basically no.

>>81764569
Yes, in any interpretation.

>>81761602
>Unironically, what would an INFJ and an INTJ relationship look like? Does it ever get off the ground? How long before the crash and burn?
It shouldn't progress as such (i.e. no individuation being done at a steady pace), or else it's a slowburn with a sudden nuke.

>>81759818
Aren't you a little insecure and boring bug, then?

Reggie sex with female patchy

What type is your average chud anyways?

>>81769485
INFJ ofc

>>81769490
IDK, the steam chart threads make me doubt they have dominant Fi. Why would an Introverted Feeling type gives a shit about sales figures?

>>81769508
Because sales figures are just a way to channel their hate towards the game industry

>>81769516
huh, i guess that makes sense. That being said this seems to be too consistent of a thing I see online to just assume it's just Fi-doms doing it though..maybe if some of them are doing it.

>>81769295
>Aren't you a little insecure and boring bug, then?
that's only step 1

>>81762080
>You say that like it's easy
i bet you are

you are an incel because you have a repugnant personality
i am an incel because i have a repugnant personality and i don't want to share my room with someone else. We are not the same

why do INxJs have such repugnant personalities?

>>81770017
Introverted Rationals care not for societal norms. The same could be said for ISxJs too.

what about big bussy bitches

INTJFemboi is broke, but he has a big heart

>>81769900
>i bet you are
I am NOT. EASY.

>>81751884 (OP)
https://youtu.be/NfduxcR_ccQ?si=oojwonH9PTuSQcRA

lilacussy

what regs are the easiest
what regs are the hardest

I am the hardest reggie if you know what i mean

>>81770628
>Hardest
Rx, Patch
>Easiest
Lie-easy

>>81770666
Trips don't lie, do they!

>>81770666
Damn you satan and your inconvenient facts

But you know what does? Literally any man with lilac

>Your type
>your BDSM test results
bdsmtest.org

>>81770721
>I'm a switched but if I'm not on top I can't cum
shut up domgroid, make room for the real bottoms

I posted the testosterone blocker comment because someone in the last thread seemed to miss the time when I posted about how everyone should be a girl or something... ...and I was also feeling a bit nostalgic~ :,3c
I'm not trans, and I don't take hormones or blockers! :O
>tfw my Enjoyer doesn't enjoy me anymore :( :,( :'( ;w; QwQ TwT ;.;


>>81761277
Is Rx in retrograde? :3

>>81761602
It depends on how they see things, the strength of their preferences in T vs. F for instance, and if one and only one of them is a -T type! ^.^;;;

>>81761928
D-do we...? <(^_^)>

>>81764569
Yes! The most common definition of shadow is the 1st and 4th letter changed to opposites (or function attitudes swapped in some models), which is the Unconscious in the "4 sides" theory! Other people call the Subconscious or the 'mirror type" shadow; this is all letters switched to opposites (or function stack flipped upside down)! *^.^*

>>81764912
INFJ-T and no! ^w^


Goodnight again, or maybe I'll leave for a longer time, who knows! (>;_;)><(;_;<)

>>81770784
Turbie not trans confirmedd!! ^_^
I enjoyer her forever!~!! ^_^

>>81770784
(>T_T)><(T_T<) Don't leave turbie I'm so sorry T_T I iddn't mean to make you sad T_T I don't wanna have my tesotsterone taken away T_T I don't wann eb force femmy pilled T_T waaaaaaaaaah

>>81770721
INFJ
Not surprised vanilla is comfortably number one

>>81770784
>D-do we...? <(^_^)>
Uhm maybe! ^_^ I want this one at least~~ (You) (You) (You)

>>81770826
>rape should
>Rope brat
dont' tempt me demon

>>81770721
INFJ
Literally what the fuck is a switch LMAO

>>81770721
Oops forgot results
That low as shit Se

>>81770931
Someone who alternates between being the top and the bottom

>>81770826
please be sophie

>>81770721
INTJ
I don't need to take this test to know that I am 100% dominant.

>>81770721
>>Your type
ESFP-T
>>your BDSM test results
Took this awhile back.

>>81770948
Okay but what does brat mean? Is that good?

>>81771070
Brat is like tsundere

>>81771091
Ah, it checks out.
Thank you

>>81770721
16/26 aren't even BDSM related, at least 4/10 overlap out of the related ones. Most of the listed "kinks" are sexual copes for not individuating enough.
Imagine ME being the one to point this out.

>>81769656
And I've already seen enough, damage control of your insecurity notwithstanding.

>>81769485
The INXX-T that think they're INXX-A.

>>81771183
probably not even cute anyway

>>81771183
Post results fag

I bet patch likes her feet tied down with super Nintendo controller cords and then having her toes tickle tortured with a raven's feather

So, which "phenomenon units" aren't technically sexual copes?

>Vanilla
Not even a kink.
>Experimentalist
>Switch
Literally just Openness in Big Five.
>Master
>Slave
Those are socioeconomic statuses, numbnuts.
>Masochist
Weird neurochemical wiring happens, whatever.

>>81771253
I'm not taking it. Additionally, I dislike everything about it, including the types of people who insist on others to take it.

someone sounds mad about something, i wonder what it could be about

Lmao he's afraid it might be too revealing

>>81771374
Hey what are your big five?

Usually when people have such strong, emotional reactions to even joke popsci Facebook-tier tests like these, it's because they're insecure

Lmao imagine feeling threatened by a questionnaire

SEXLMAO XDDDD
You have nothing left to express, now...

>>81771417
this. the hesitance to take it says a lot regardless of whether or not he wants to take it..

>>81771494
>the hesitance to take it says a lot regardless of whether or not he wants to take it..
So much this. I've always felt that how someone reacts to a questionnaire says more about them than even their answers do. Like, a good MBTI test would be if you could hear their inner monologue muling the question over as they answered it. Being a fly on the inner wall of their brain as they processed both question and answer would be the most insightful.

GOD I WANT TO BE TAMED BY A QUEEN SO BADLY NOW wtf is this feel

>>81771708
istp want estj

>>81751884 (OP)
>palpatine
>INTP

>>81771737
he thinks a lot so why not?

>>81771477
ever thought maybe just maybe some of us really respect you a lot and you are so cute but dont know how to express it cause you just act mean ?

>>81771769
Who in their right mind would genuinely and unironically "respect" that fag? It's too KEK a thought to even consider

>>81770784
I still enjoy you, Turbie. You'll never know how many enjoyers you have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BASRGpbWiyM

Your commitment to your mental drama is your problem.
Get professional therapy. Too bothersome and cringe? Just the right thing for you.

Who the hell is he even talking to? Has he went full schizo?

>>81771936
Is this how your ex treated you?

>>81771985
>ex
Which one?

>>81771985
His ex was probably into something BDSM related; thusly, his reaction and lashing out to the test makes sense

>>81772020
UwU is this true patchy?

>>81772007
maybe the most recent one that made you starve yourself so you can be a "cuter" twink

>>81772064
Would patch score high in the degraded, owned slave category, then? 100% score
His results are being revealed regardless

"Friendly" people got really thorny once professional therapy got suggested.
Your consciousness can justify it however it wants; however...

100 percent master/slave dynamic fetish 1000 percent confirmed

>>81772099
Um do you have any idea how sexy you are

crazy how this cover narcissist can just throw his bussy around and make the whole thread talk about him all in the blink of an eye

Patch should start an only fans where she reads Jung while wearing thigh high garters and touches xerself suggestively but still classy

>>81772196
Lmao he's not even covert

>>81772202
fuuuuuck i would pay so much money

>>81772202
Possibly the sexiest thing anyone has ever suggested in any thread ever

>>81772202
Is this actually a thing? like do onlyfans femboys/girls actually do this?

>>81772241
>fuuuuuck i would pay so much money
h-how much money?

>>81772253
>Possibly the sexiest thing anyone has ever suggested in any thread ever
Glad I'm not the only one!

>>81772282
>h-how much money?
like 1k per 30 min sesh
and 10k for other thing

>>81772196
You don't know how bad it could be. It's just because he's the last.

I'm a vocal minority of the refusal to take some test, yet it's the usual 3.5 nutcases who are acting like they're being aggressively rejected out of /mbti/?
Now this is a field day! I don't even know where to look into Jung's Collected Works to read up on this!

>>81772334
Uh, who is acting like they're being rejected out of /MBTI/? What are you even talking about? Are you delusional?

>>81772334
Vocal minlrity
Here we see his narcissistic mind take up the persecuted victim role. It's a tale as old as time

>>81772406
Sounds like you're projecting, grumpy bby. It's just dry statistics. Read Jung and get therapy~

Turbie has a billion enjoyers but only one can be her husbando permanente and if it's not me I'm gonna burn the world.

>>81772507
Aaaaannnnndddd it didn't take long before we got our very first "you're projecting" defense. He's following all of the classic moves

>>81761142
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I MADE TURBIE SAD AND NOW I"M HAVING A MELTIE

APOLOGIZE TO TURBIE RIGHT NOW

Just because I'm following the classics doesn't mean you're not projecting. It's why they're the classics.
...this is why you should read our Savior Saint Jung (pbuh) or get pro therapy before even CONSIDERING to think about starting yapping, sweetie.

I'M SORRY TURBIE T_T

Therapy is of the devil demon jew, i would never.
Learn to embrace your schizotypal npd bpd obsessive compulsions and rise above the jungian psychobabblers and roastie therapists. I went to a therapist once and was telling him about how sad my life was, then I read in the paper the dude killed himself his life was way worse than mine that's the type of therapy you get in ny

>Therapy is of the devil demon jew
Of course a spiritual bypassing sexual predator sociopath would say this.
The hero /mbti/ deserves.

>>81772584
>Gets triggered by a little test
>Calls someone else grumpy
>Claims they are the ones projecting, not him
Mhm. Whatever you say . . .

DEAR TURBIE
I didn't mean to make you cry T_T
Please don't be sad little turbuen.
I won't take the pick shot T_T
I gotta stay HARD
Whose gonna carry the boats?
I am ^_^

I am a predator, an APEX monster.
What is a little rape to the Lord most high.
HE CREATED ME THIS WAY.
TO DOMINATE.
TO DESTROY
TO SMASH AND CLAIM MY LAND.
HE SENT ANGELS TO FIGHT ON MY BEHALF.
HE WIN THE WAR AND APPOINTS MY PLACE.
I AM WHAT I AM
Not A HERO, NOT MESSIAH, BUT A WITNESS
Therapy is a devil demon jew as proven by the founders of it all coming from the same secular Levites. Fact Check me on this Google "Karl HaLevi"

All Marxist intellectual Jews who believed themselves to be repairing a world ruled by Karl Halevi - the original Jewish name of Karl Marx. Three decades later, in the 1960s, that group was dubbed the "Frankfurt School," a term synonymous with a critical-social theory. DOWN WITH THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN; IN THE STATE; IN YOUR HOMES; IN YOUR HEARTS.
RAISE YOUR BANNER FOR THE TRUE FATHER AND CAST AWAY THE WICKED DEVIL

>>81772633
>>Gets triggered by a little test
In fact, that's my official pastime, newfriend. If you would, read the last 2 years of /mbti/ archives if you're actually interested in at least PRETENDING to be trying to be a rather somewhat accurate non-outsider. Poser.
Also. Whom are you quoting? Well?

I think the BDSM test is kinda cute cause sometimes i wanna play with rope

Rumors say Turbs wants a hubby with a rope 'round his neck!

>>81772771
i want you to put a rope around.... well.......

>>81770964
It was me

>>81772537
Turbie's shy, you have to kidnap her and bring her to your home.

>i want you to put a rope aroun-ACK!
Neckst!!

>>81772732
lol he's so mad

i wouldnt necessarily call it a "neck"

>>81769485
The average chud is an ISTJ followed by ISTP, followed by ESTJ, followed by INTP, followed by ENTJ.

>>81771572
There was an experimental "Test with the reggys" video clip series planned, but devs scrapped it after Arc 3

Get it, guys, gals, and other folx? The punchline are his shaft and testicles that will be ripped out and force-fed to him because his whole shtick is being kinky as his only coping mechanism!

you said it. not me. what a twist of irony...

If you get feisty about getting feisty, you know it's my e-role in this delicate checks and balances system to get tri-feisty, right?

>>81772537
>if it's not me I'm gonna burn the world.
Could Turbie truly love someone who wishes ill on other people just because he's butthurt that he isn't getting his way?

/mbti/ this thread is for hairy, sweaty macho redneck men who rape

>>81772960
nah that post gave him an aura boost if anything

>>81772817
>you have to kidnap her and bring her to your home.
Kidnaping women and bringing them into your home is an Indo-European Gay cult ethics that is not appropriate behavior.

I had a rash in my butt for almost a decade (2016ish-December 2024) but it went away after I started using zinc oxide. Thank you zinc oxide-sensei. So remember to moisturize if your butt hurts

>>81772997
sophie I FUCKING SWEAR you are such a whore if this is you

>>81772997
cute little post and im glad youre clean sophie :)

Don't teach people how to quell their cheek inflammation. My only joy on this earth is leaving a trail of addled fannies in my wake

>>81772997
Are you sure you didnt just have an std?

Does zinc help stop rash if you take it in a pill form not as a lotion, I don't get rashes but I take zinc as part of my extreme coom goon splurt supplement stack

>>81773061
Drop stack brethren

Share the Good Splooge

>>81773068
just eat oysters

I have cooled off, and maybe I've caused too much discord and discomfort for other people.
I mean, ever bad people shouldn't deserve bodily harm narratives even if they are disturbing to me.
Since there are people stupidly interested in me, here's a video of me doing the deed (I don't recommend opening and watching this. I just don't know): https://litter.catbox.moe/dvfipc7riyqu66od.webm
I won't be posting anymore.

>>81773078
>https://litter.catbox.moe/dvfipc7riyqu66od.webm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>81773078
stop pretending to be patchy and slandering him. he is a sweetie pie

>>81773078
nice psyop, youre still incredibly hot though

bruh that shit was so fuckin nasty if intjfemboi actually posted that shit as a joke even its still so fuckin gross

>>81773078
ew look at that tranny hole lmao

>>81772883
>There was an experimental "Test with the reggys" video clip series planned, but devs scrapped it after Arc 3
They always seem to shitcan the projects with the most promise, don't they!

>>81773078
>I won't be posting anymore
What a shame

I HATE HOW TRANS STUFF HAS RUINED THE WORLD AND THE PURITY OF MY RELATIONSHIP WITH TURBIE AAAAAAAAAAH T_T MY BRAIN HAS ROT

>:(
BE NICE TO TURBIE
Originally

>:(
BE NICE TO TRANNIE
Originally

TURBIE IS NOT TRANS >:(

TURBIE IS TRANS AND I LOVE IT! >:)

TURBIE HAS A BBC!~

TURBIE JUST SAID SHE IS NOT TRANS DO YOU NOT READ HER WORDS YOU FAKE TURBIE ENJOYER SLOGGY INFJA POOP POO ICK!?? NOOOOO

BE NICE TO TURDIE >>>w<<<

STOP THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>81772966
THIS IS NOT TRUE
>>81773078
IS THIS REAL CHAT?!?!
>>81772771
IS THIS TRUE CHAT?!?!

STOP THINKING TURBIE ISN'T TRANS
IT'S OFFENSIVE TO DENY
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ALL TRANS?????

>>81770784
I:_: TURBIE (>^_^)><(^_^<)
I HAVE FAILED YOU T_T TURBIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHE ISN'T TRANS LOOK SHE SAY SO (>^_^)><(^_^<) I LOVE YOU TURBIE

UwU stop copying me! Turbie would never approve of such behavior

YESSSS
LET THE TURBIE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU

I apologized for when I thought turbie was trans pretender. That was bad of me and I am sorry for not trusting turbie :) Why would turbie lie !! ^_^

UwU I cant control myself for patchy!!

>>81773539
Too bad patchy doesn't have a cock to suck anymore T_T

>I will never have sex with patchy
:)
>I will never have sex with patchy
:(

>>81773539
Is that Lilac on the right?

You all make me force to be use a trip code like turbbie T_T

>>81773581
>Is that Lilac on the right?
I can confirm this is her, yes. The sucking motion is an exact match

YOU ARE NOT TURBIE ENJOYERS I AM

>Turbie just likes you because you give her attention
Isn't that true with every single relationship? People like you when you put effort and time into them and dislike you when you don't?

>>81773536
>Why would turbie lie !! ^_^
For your attention.

>>81773535
Wow; no consensus at all.

WHOMEVER MAKES THE TRIPCODE FIRST IS THE REAL TE
It's hard to claim you're the real when a trip has already been made and used

Jokes on you I'll make a new trip every thread it's obvious I'm the real Turbie Enjoyer because there is only one like me

>>81773712
>Jokes on you I'll make a new trip every thread it's obvious I'm the real Turbie Enjoyer because there is only one like me
Big true. Nobody could maintain your energy for longer than 1 thread. You must be genuine

>>81773712
>there is only one like me
Thank God for that.

omg post some turbie smut RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>>81773689
No. It's true for insecure people who need to be validated by other people.
You know, like turbulent (neurotic) people, who are consumed by anxiety, fear and negative thoughts.

People who are secure do not need your attention. Though, it can be nice to have. There's a difference here. A line to be drawn. A distinction. A differentiation to be made.

>>81773754
I think it's even true for dogs and stuff

Rx needs to return so I can stop substitute simping for retards

>>81773689
Every time a girl's taken interest in me, I've lost interest in her.

>>81773840
>Every time a girl's taken interest in me, I've lost interest in her.
Why's that?

>>81773840
I like when girls have an interest in me :)

>>81773840
>>81773862
Do girls take interest in you often? Are you /mbti/ Chad?

>>81773818
Obviously if you never engage with someone at all and give them zero attention to the point where they have no idea you even exist, they can't like you.
But that's a different concept entirely from liking someone ONLY because they give you attention.

Someone who likes you only because you give them attention doesn't like YOU, they like how they feel.

>>81773914
>do girls take interest in you often?
nope! ^_^

Would you forgive Turbie if she killed a room full of people if it made life better for a marginally larger room full of people?

You cannot become a MILF just by becoming old. You could end up a cougar, or mature, but a MILF requires becoming a Mother.

>>81773736
i'M Killing this imposter

*shoves dick in turbie and thrusts vigorously*

>>81773860
You tell me, doc.
>>81773914
>often
Not and it's been a good few years since the last time. I don't go out anymore. I tried to start my car the other day and the battery was dead: that's were I'm at now. Not to complain, as I don't think I've ever been consistently happier.
>Are you /mbti/ Chad?
Of course not. All the girls in question, save one, I picked out. Thinking about it, the pattern isn't exclusive to women. guess if someone picked me out, it'd be different. Suppose the ideal is picking out each other.

>>81774125
Divine Punishment is on the way. Repent of your fornications.
Apologize to Turbie.

>>81774137
Ideal is an arranged marriage through a marriage broker and men and women never meet until the contract is to be signed.

One of the more goated villians out there who is actually quite cunning and shit is the ESTP Xykon from that overwrought but still alright comic, order of the stick. He really does seem like an impulsive guy who is just really good at seizing whatever opportunities that life throws at him but he also doesn't plan anything out whatsoever and takes a lot of shit at face value. Very unique and generally speaking Se doms are a bit more clever than most people think they are.

God is actually evil

>>81773003
It's important to help anons with the same problem. It was pretty rough. I was reluctant to ever bend over because it would make the pain worse. I guess having skin sensitivity issues was foreshadowed by how easily I'd sunburn as a kid (not that I ever spent much time outside).

>>81773013
:) Nice anon.

>>81773040
What in the world...

>>81773061
A few different types of supplements help prevent rashes, though mainly in those with an average risk profile; people who are at high-risk are better off with creams for both prevention and cure. Zinc, Omega-3s, Vitamin D, are all some that help reduce the risk of developing skin inflammation.

>>81773078
I'll assume that this is actually Patchy since the writing style is the same and that the troll webm is just him showing a new side of himself (as he's done plenty of the past few weeks). Hope the past few threads haven't stressed you out or upset you too much.

>>81774089
Stop posting, Kiritsugu.

>>81774342
>I'll assume that this is actually Patchy
Even the webm? @_@"

Sophie x Patch is still possible bros

>>81774407
Everything minus the webm lole

strawpoll did sophie save the webm

What kind of personality type is attracted to that webm? It's clearly an XY so women are interested in this? Maybe lesbians women dykes and the such?

What personality didn't even view it?

xSFx

sophie is cute, cute!!

>>81774513
>xSFx
And your reasoning?

>>81774522
They're too busy fixing their hair and self involved to even read a patchy post

>>81774533
>They're too busy fixing their hair and self involved to even read a patchy post
But what if they're bald???

>>81774548
they're probably wearing a wig

crazy how intjfemboi was getting all the attention so sophie had to chime in and talk about his butt for seemingly no fucking reason

This thread was so good at becoming friends with Patchy patch that we got to see his girl cock spurt girl goo

>>81774559
>t. sophie samefagging against himself just to drum up more of that sweet attention coin, negative or not

>>81774519
Hugs anon

>>81774559
reee. Not true. I like when any reggie gets attention. And my butt is flat and 0/10 anyway. Mosley's the one with the big butt.

>>81774579
yfw the reason he didn't take the test was because it was too tame and he wanted to show, not tell

Everyone has the potetional to grow a bigger butt! ^_^

What would sophie look like if she didn't skip glutes and butt day?

is jinx an infj?

>>81774618
why does this image remind me of lilac worship?

>>81774618
No jinx is an esfp

>>81774637
as is lilknack

I've been doing glutes and butt hard lately, i hope turbie will like me more when I've got a bouncy boy butt

Turbie doesn't like me anymore because I made her sad T_T"

Perhaps it's time to move on

You're just trying to make me leave

>>81774757
And what would my motivation be for that?
No, I'm merely wanting you to consider whether it's best for you to stop obsessing. What would happen to you if you let go?

Assuming the face value that you are obsessing, of course ..

Your motivation would be patchy feet obviously

Maybe you want turbie all to yourself >:(

>>81774801
>Your motivation would be patchy feet obviously
Did you ever make the connection between the mocking displays of heavy simping for some random reg at a distance and their feet of all things, and how you yourself behave in your over-the-top displays of affection for Turbine?

>>81774809
Ah, yeah you got me

feet is a completely normal thing to fetishize

Is Turbie in love with Turbie Enjoyer?

sometimes, but right now she feels very turbulent wanting to slam because aaaaaaaa T_T

TE, stop spiraling and catastrophizing. I seriously doubt you upset Turbie. She'll probably wake up in the morning and be confused and have no idea what you're talking about or why you expected her to be upset with you. Try to relax, literally nothing has changed or happened.

Is it possible to catastrophize someone else's catastrophizing?

Turbie is incapable of love.

>>81770784
Nuh uh look at what turbie said she said
>:( :,( :'( ;w; QwQ TwT ;.;
I MADE TURBIE CRY
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T_T
And then turbie said...
..she said... ;-;' SHe said... ;-;
Turbie said that she maybe I'll leave for longer time, who knows! (>;_:)><(;_:<) Wahhhhhhh T_T

TurbieGPT

>>81774941
nothing will ever be the same now that we saw naked patchy ;-;

>>81774970
She probably was upset, but the closing line about staying gone for a while was written under the assumption that you no longer liked her. She'll probably wake up in a few hours, read the thread, and post again. Everything will be okay. Just make sure to always believe in her from now on.

>>81774952
The main example I can think of is in co-dependent relationships where you're anxious about the other person's response to stress, bad news, etc if they always overreact.

>>81774409
Sophie x 2019 INTP Hifumi Anon was my favorite ship but that's an ancient anon nobody remembers.

will turbie enjoyer become patch enjoyer?

>>81775029
>Sophie x 2019 INTP Hifumi Anon was my favorite ship but that's an ancient anon nobody remembers.
Oh, I remember. That was, indeed, a good one

>2019 was 6 years ago
jesus

what kind of environment do intps like

>>81775064
This INFJ's bed, if they're a girl INTP

Being able to huff your own farts from coming to unique conclusions in your head that nobody else would've thought due to your completely insulated NEET perspective is definitely the best part of being INTP.

what type is most likely to smoke cigarettes

>>81775138
ISTJ

what type is most likely to smoke cigarettes while foot breaking her BMW M2 tokyo drift style in japan while you hold on for dear life in the passenger seat and she looks at you and winks with an absolute abundance of confidence and self-assuredness?

please say entj

>>81775171
ISFJ

>>81775184
ew nvm

>>81775196
I was half joking but confident ISFJ women will ruin your life take it from me

>>81775202
>will ruin your life
okay nvm my earlier nvm, i'm back in now

if a girl doesn't possess the ability to absolutely ruin you, then what keeps you excited for the long haul?

sophie absolutely ruined me.

>>81775341
how did sophie do that?

I mostly just enjoy Turbie

Everyone should have to have their Height in the name tag and everyone should see how tall you are everywhere on the internet on all of your posts

What's your type, and the type of the one you've been the closest to? What is/was that relationship like?
>>81753823
I could warm a heart with ease if they warm mine. I've felt that warmth in my own heart when I wish to give it, like it's bubbling and about to burst forth. I used to literally scare my INTP bestie with it lel
>>81761825
Anon, please don't make me cry. I'm already in that late 2am mood to wonder about love
>>81764912
>INFP
I've been getting back into that lately. It's better than other shitty apps that just drain me. It's helped me get into fashion, among other things. Now I dress okay and can cook good!
>>81774588
>Mosley's the one with the big butt
H-how do you know that?

>>81775210
Fi-dom women are a sand trap.

>>81775064
Their stinky neet caves, of course

>>81774618
Whatever she is I want to make her feel loved again

Is r9k fi dom in your opinion?

>>81773078
>https://litter.catbox.moe/dvfipc7riyqu66od.webm
imagine the smell

>>81775879
duh. what else could it be

>>81775939
No wonder I hate this place

>>81775879
No it's Si dom. Basically everyone who thinks they're an INFP is just an ISTJ. Robots are mostly ISTJs.

trash bait

>>81775805
This is how I feel about Turbie ;-;

Does this mean I'm ISFP? I swear it's different every time I take it

n-noooo
u cant just call me a sensor!!!1
im speshil!!! i am intuitve!!! >:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5vcmRh--e4

>>81776117
you are a sensor

favourite episode?
For me it's The Drumhead

>>81776285
I'm sensing that you're wrong
Yep.

>>81776409
I sensed it too, I also sense he's wrong

I don't think doctors should be allowed to have emotions and feelings and stuff like that

this is what you do to INFPs

>>81776396
>The Drumhead
I don't have a favorite episode yet I'm still watching startrek original! Thank you for sharing about you though :)

>>81773078
Ok you look not as bad as I thought. Stay safe

>>81776675
I'd like to see you try
>t. INFP with psychopath tendencies(I'm special)

>>81776409
>>81776423
you are still a sensor, samefag

>>81776910
>>*a literal tranny hole*
>Ok you look not as bad as I thought.
???

>>81777319
What can I say. I've seen shit

what regs tapped that hole

>>81776999
This person is the unironic sensor who lacks the sight
and thinks any two posters who agree with each other are samefagging

-1 IQ retardo isfj

>>81773078
what did intjfemboi mean by this

>>81777859
obv he meant oyu're gay af

>>81777885
not as gay as him

>>81776675
me beating my meat to the forbidden webm

>>81774903
>Is Turbie in love with Turbie Enjoyer?
No.

I refuse to inform myself about MBTI. Which type am I?

>>81778040
yeah I don't get it either, can whoever answer this answer me too?>>81776087

*glomps this thread* I'm back~! <(^o^)>
But... there's quite a chaos here now~! :Oc


>>81770795
>>81770813
>>81770828
>>81773511
>>81774970
*squeezehugs you tightly* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHH~! (>^_^)><(^_^<) There, there... p-please don't cry, my enjoyer~! <3<3<3<3<3<3
(>^_^)><(^_^<)
<3


To be continued...

lmao @ these guys thinking this place is about MBTI

...continuation of >>81778171!


>>81771925
Awwwwwwwww~! *hugs* <3<3<3<3<3<3
Thanks for the heartwarming post and great song! (>^_^)><(^_^<)

>>81778040
ISTJ? :3
>>81776087
ISFP does seem like the best choice! INFP is also a good option! ^.^

>>81777988
I do love him~! ^_^;;;


Continues...

>>81778203
Thanks for the typing.
>>81778181
Hey I just take the test once a year or so when I'm bored. But I dislike the other person I replied to so it seems this general is not for me.

>>81775765
Because you mentioned it a few weeks ago desu

>>81775341
Based, that would be fun

>>81775788
Elaborate please.

>>81776087
Not sure honestly. Your results are pretty hard to interpret. There's several MBTI tests online, so maybe try a different one and see if your results there are clearer - Sakinorva tests can give weird results simply because some of the ESL-tier questions the quiz gives can be hard to understand.

>>81778203
>I do love him~! ^_^;;;
I believe you, but that wasn't the question.

...continues from >>81778203!


>>81778181
OwO

>>81775765
Closest in what way? UwU

>>81775029
I remember that, even though I wasn't very active at the time! I wonder if Hifumi Anon was a turbie and what came of him... :O

>>81773078
G-goodbye, Patchy-Patch Anon~... (>;_;)><(;_;<)


Cont.

>>81768953
>I hate ISTPs named Patrick
What did I do

Cont'd from >>81778263!


>tfw Turbie Enjoyer is a bigger turbie than Turbie :O


>>81778232
No problem~! (>^_^)><(^_^<)

>>81771183
>The INXX-T that think they're INXX-A.
Well said! ^_^7

>>81771396
I think he said years ago that it's equivalent to INTJ-A in 16p! I definitely remember him saying he has low Neuroticism~! ^o^

>>81772537
>a billion enjoyers
\(*w*)/


...

... (>>81778323)


>>81778248
:O

>>81772883
I missed it! What other planned and scrapped content was there? :3c

>>81772637
<3 (>^_^)><(^_^<) <3
>>81772708
:Oc


To be continued...

We're past 500, time for end-of-thread shenanigans.

>>81773078
404 not found
NOOOOO I missed it :(

...continuation of >>81778364!


>>81772557
>>81772575
>>81772585
It's okay~! ^w^
<3 (>^_^)><(^_^<) <3

>>81773535
>tfw scored too high :(


Continues...

notice how turbie entered the thread only after patchy goon sesh video expired
>>81778425
we know you watched it

>>81773078
did anyone save it? i'm mostly interested out of curiosity of just how bad it is.

...continues from >>81778425!


>>81773536
<3

>>81773736
:'O

>>81760744
Good point! ^w^7

>>81774167
<3


Cont.

sophie? help the blud out

>>81778456
I knew better than to even open it

>>81773078
I... uh.... w-what...
Okay..

Cont'd from >>81778464!


>>81778442
I didn't! :O

>>81778423
I missed it too~! :Oc

>>81775171
>she
XXSP-A
>you
INFX-T
:3

>>81774972
:3c ?!


...

>>81778411
If Rx isn't here to chastise us for beginning before, then I don't even want to partake in the after

>>81778470
Sorry anon, I'm straight so I didn't have much motivation to save it. Maybe if a femanon does a boob jiggling webm one day.

>>81778456
It was just a video of someone masturbating with a cock cage or something; probably not actually him unless he's become more unstable than I expected.

>>81778531
>he's become more unstable than I expected.
foot objectification psyop starting to look like a huge success

>>81773539
imagine if he see this and he doesn't have his weenie

Well PatchouliGODs and JungCHADs... what is our response...?

... (>>81778488)


>>81774962
NOT true!!!!! ;w; :'( :,( ;.; TwT QwQ ;o; :(
>>81774701
Don't worry! I still like you! <(^_^)>

>>81775879
Current /r9k/ seems to be! ^_^

>>81775949
It really depends on which definition of 'robot' is used... :O


Bye~! (>^_^)><(^_^<)

Did Patchouli Anon become a turbie? :O

>>81778531
>It was just a video of someone masturbating with a cock cage or something; probably not actually him unless he's become more unstable than I expected.
Why the replies are about tranny holes

if turbie is synonymous with tranny, then yes, he did

>>81778578
he won't even need testosterone blockers anymore

>>81778488
>>81775171
Correction:
>she
XSXP-A
>you
INFX-T
^_^;;;

>>81778531
stop pretending to be a manly man who likes girls, faggot tranny.

>>81778596
>INFX-T
I am indeed an INFJ
Good call. I guess I really do need a bomb ass SP babe. ISTP let's go

>>81778602
Those who CQMPLQQN about le normgroid foid wife:

>>81778602
back off from sophie. she's nowhere as tranny as a certain someone else

the sophie enjoyers are making their presence known

>>81778558
Yeah I'm not reading jung after this one KEK

>>81778578
>Did Patchouli Anon become a turbie? :O
lmfao

>turbie openly admits he's a trannoid
we got em boss

>>81778675
back off from turbie. she's nowhere as tranny as a certain someone else

>>81778623
>INFJ
Assertive or turbulent? :3c

>>81778582
A turbie is someone with a turbulent personality type! For example, an INTJ-T is a turbie, but an INTJ-A is not! ^_^;

*turbletly cuts off dick*
UwU!!!!!

>>81778696
if I shove turbie down the hill and then help her up maybe she will date me for saving her

>>81778684
please don't call kris a tranny

krissy sisters? our response?

>>81773078
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people and regs mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

we're so back mbtibros

>>81778696
>Assertive or turbulent? :3c
I'm assertive, but I often act turbulent for the theatre

>>81773539
unironically less hot than the real vid was

>>81773098
oh no no no no...
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80732638/#80733121
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80786619/#80786773

we did it reddit! TRANS RIGHTS

>>81778903
Big yikes
imagine being both a retard AND a tranner

where is the roping livestream link. im ignored on the discord

Unequivocal proof that Patchy isn't a real Jungian

Can we delete patchy links from next OP? We can't risk more people becoming trans lol

he's no true jungian after all

guys what steam games should I buy impulsively before the sale ends in 30 minutes?